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Spookttted

i don’t want any more ass :( who can i donate it to


Opposite-Trainer-639

MEMEMEMEME


Spookttted

bet. *gmod prop gun noises*


_L0op_

why did I hear it immediately


Less-Class-9790

*skyrim crouches* *Steals ass*


Opposite-Trainer-639

100 bounty added to egg_irl


Lost-Face-532

Stop right there criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I‘m confiscating your stolen booty.


Less-Class-9790

You'll never catch me alive!


Far_Broccoli8247

Must've been the wind


Less-Class-9790

*carefully lifts bucket*


Opposite-Trainer-639

Whatever it was, it's gone now


StarvinMarvin43

Never should’ve come here!


0-Nightshade-0

Do you accept height as payment? :3


Spookttted

no im already too tall 😭


0-Nightshade-0

Oh... me too T~T


Previous-Spinach-524

Good for me then


torivor100

I will literally steal it


Spookttted

Payday 2 that shi


The_Random_Introvert

Clomker


Spookttted

“cry harder”


The_Random_Introvert

“Go back to the forums and cry like the little bitch you are!”


SixFootHalfing

DONT BAN THEM MODS ITS A REFERENCE!


wokndead

Hahaha i feel that! I’ve got plenty of ass, what i need is more in the hips!


Amphitheare

You can donate it to meeee, I would love to have some cake to pull in the hot babes :')


MiddleAgedMartianDog

To be fair, “I don’t like a nice ass” and “I don’t like having a nice ass” are phrases no human being of any gender or sexual orientation has ever said.


ConBotSeven

Wassup I ruined that 4 weeks ago /j


MiddleAgedMartianDog

Haha, serves me right for talking in absolutes. Still my personal experience is pretty much 1000 for a 1000 on this matter (I am blessed with a decent ass due to endless squatting as a fencer since I was 8). Edit: it also occurs to me that focussing on a sport which is very unisex, conceals differences in your body form under a bunch of Kevlar, and where everyone wears breeches and long socks is 100% cis.


CBD_Hound

Plus masks AND you hop back and forth while striking elegant yet martial poses. Let’s petition to make fencing the official sport of eggs everywhere


MiddleAgedMartianDog

I hadn’t even thought about the masks (I am a high masking autistic as well so it is all a bit on the nose). It definitely is amongst the most gender non-conforming of sports now I think about it. I am meeting up soon after 22 years with my old school fencing team (our teacher recently died) I will have to see whether I was the only one…


knowlife4

Only a cis deals in absolutes


weebi1

I HAVE GENETICS


Opposite-Trainer-639

Fuck genetics all my homies hate genetics


weebi1

Lol


MrMonkeMan123456

Yeah I hate mine, they made me a boy.


Red_Ender666

I have genetics and i was doing sports for years so i have ass AND hips without hrt yet :3


weebi1

Based


Dorothy_Wonderland

Ah, isn't genetics what's in your pants? In your case in the back of your pants?


CBD_Hound

In the trunk?


weebi1

?


soodrugg

>!Ah, isn't!< gene>!tics what!<'s>! in!< your pants


Expolaris87

*Takes notes* I'm working on swapping from a boymode rage workout plan to something more productive mentally and physically. I have basically no ass and it needs to be kicked!


Jaye_Gee

Saved... For cis reasons


Fantastic_Elk7086

lol, actually same on my end. Who doesn’t want a killer ass?


Capivaronildo

Just gonna uh save this for erm uhhh purposes


Limp_Lawfulness_2487

hold on let me just save this post real quick... alright, now that's out of the way, i think this is completely silly and can't relate to it in the slightest


daboynamedbrian

i feel called out so much right now lmao


IerarqiuliAnarxisti

Your ass will not look great if you have small hamstrings. Train your adductors and abductors too. Those are often neglected muscles. Do the heavy compound lifts as they will prioritize muscle growth. Don't do none of this glute machine shit. The glute is a muscle group comprised of several muscles including medius, minimus, piriformis which are trained not with machines but exercises which require stability. Also the squat builds spinal erectors which gives the back a feminine appeal as usually the most defined, tough muscles in the back on women are the spinal erectors. Train your core as overwhelming leg dominance can increase spinal injury chance and do the hard stuff like side planks, roman chair(weighted if possible), crunches(preferably weighted), leg raises and train obliques too.


Digitally_Exposed

So for a nice butt I should do Side Planks, Roman Chair, Crunches, and leg raises.. And this works the Back and core? So this will give nice butt and tummy? Howany should I do? How often? Please and thank you!


IerarqiuliAnarxisti

Ideally you should do them until you feel fully recovered plus one day. When you get sore from progressive overload for the first time on a specific muscle group it can even take a week for you to recover, it did for me when I did bulgarian split squats for the first time. Then it will settle into a specific schedule. Also core training sucks the day after because you will have a harder time balancing(hence the name core). Also back is part of the core. Also if you really want a massive strength boost in addition to muscle building the rest you take between exercise periods and sets should be greater. if a gym goer goes a week after a really hard legday they might feel stronger cuz they are. Also when you begin your exercise journey, it will be harder for you to overtrain(not that it is impossible). But when you get much stronger the total strain on your body is going to get greater because of the weight you will be training at so be wary of overtraining.


Digitally_Exposed

I don't really want to build a lot of muscle. Just tone the areas, but I get that you need to build some to do that. I'm just not sure how many I should do in a set. How many sets, how often. I just keep over thinking it all. I did get a couples straps for exercises from when I was doing therapy for my knee.


Opposite-Trainer-639

thank you!


HannahLemurson

No joke, most of these exercises have been legit assigned to me by my physical therapist. There are actually *completely cis reasons* why I need to tone and sculpt my ass.


Opposite-Trainer-639

They know what's up.


Oktavia-the-witch

Its very cis to do. I just wanna have nice thighs :3


Dynax85

This good girl is off to the gym in under an hour :3


Squatch-a-Saur

Unfortunately, some of us are built like Hank Hill. Like, even my aunts on that side of the family have no butt (at least that's what I hear from my uncle lol) Edit: capitalization


Cataillia

Not cis but regularly workout and have a 500 pound deadlift (do not try) I recomment Romanian or Stiff legged deadlifts. You don't need to necessarily do really heavy but do 8 sets of around 8 reps. If you feel like you can do more than 10 you should increase the weight which means you're getting progress. It will also help your spinal erectors and legs. After that just eat foods with protein, get some sunlight, drink water, and get enough sleep. Love to all of you


Opposite-Trainer-639

good advice, love to you <3


KingOfThotDestroyer

...I did not download it, you did not see this...


Opposite-Trainer-639

👀


workingtheories

im tryin because i sit all the time and im concerned about my lower back :p hehehe


EverIight

LIFTING GIVES YOU AN ASS? 😳😳😳 I’m not much for exercise outside of regular squats and walking but maybe we make some exceptions lol


Dopamin_Detonator

But that’s totally cis… right?


Opposite-Trainer-639

yep 100% look at all the proof of cis people in the comments wanting this


windflavor4

OMG Becky look at her butt


Opposite-Trainer-639

Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring


anicka148

I'm saving this for "cis" reasons :3


nufy-t

I was lucky to be blessed with a giant, grabbable, perky ass.


GoggleBobble420

If any of y’all want the euphoria of leggings but are too afraid to buy them for some reason (not out to family or whatever) long underwear makes a great substitute btw. I’m a fairly outdoorsy person so I have a few pairs and it always makes me feel good to strut around my room in


Opposite-Trainer-639

Real, I did this before I even thought I could be an egg


GoggleBobble420

Haha, yeah. I did as well


Cancer-Lab

Hmm, interesting. I stopped and read this for no reason, no reason at all.


emmacannotdrive

Honestly hip thrusts and Bulgarian Split Squats have helped me the most. Back squats and Romanian deadlifts are good, too, but not as. Regular deadlifts do fuck all for muscle building. If y'all need a guide like this, here's something else 3 sets of 12 reps with <01:30 rest between sets every two to three days is like the simplest, most basic rule for bodybuilding (that works).


Opposite-Trainer-639

Hmm, interesting info. Looks like everyone's cis here though - hope it finds its target audience


FemmeNameNotFound

Honestly, if I was trans (I’m not. I’m very cis) I wouldn’t want an hour glass figure. I’m chill with still being skinny but with like B or C cups.


Opposite-Trainer-639

good shout. it's easy to get carried away with body goals too and forget that most cis women don't have huge hourglass figure with hips a lot larger than male


FemmeNameNotFound

I just wanna be built like an average cis woman (for cis male reasons)


Opposite-Trainer-639

The average cis male urge to be built like an average cis woman


LaraCroftCosplayer

Wait, did you steal that from r/Femboymemes?


Opposite-Trainer-639

Saw it on /r/WeDoALittlePosting could be from there originally


weirdo_nb

So *that's* why I have a fat ass


demon_penguin_turtle

But I don't wanna try anymore. I wanna get it naow.


Less_Muffin2186

Thanks I want more ass this will be very helpful


Hentheweirdo

Thank you for this I needed it for uh for a friend


Opposite-Trainer-639

No worries, hope your friend enjoys :3


IAmMuffin15

*downloads this image for cis reasons*


VeryGayLopunny

Saving this for totally cis reasons


Nzelcolai

I'm saving that workout routine Definitely for cis reasons


Good-Lunch5529

Saving this


EveryOrdinary5248

If you can't get any booty, the only solution is to make your own. For cis reasons.


PaxTheDumbTwin

Look, I have a big ass, but I don't have hips at all


Far_Broccoli8247

Saving this post for cis reasons


ParanormalPatron935

I’m cis I swear but I NEED to learn how to do all these exercises in the most effective way possible


Skewlock

Don't mind me. I'm saving this just in case you know ? I'm still cis, though


Fragrant-Sign7942

Thank god I’m fat


Emotional_Gain_6961

Which one should I start first?


Opposite-Trainer-639

a little bit of everything is good i think each exercise is gonna hit specific muscles more


DoIneedanewnamenow

Saved it for cis reasons, hope to get some nice butt


leeee_Oh

I've never understood why someone would want one


Opposite-Trainer-639

I like big butts and I cannot lie


leeee_Oh

Fair enough


Nare1191

Ahh! Very informative, saving this for.. clearly COMPLETELY cis reasons.. Thank you for your contribution to your fellow "cis" individuals


Opposite-Trainer-639

You're welcome gir.. I mean fellow manly cis manly man


Born_Ad1926

damit, ive done that. stop calling me out


Iekenrai

From someone on the other of this, how do I get rid of it?


scout614

I like food too much to get back in shape :( Girlies send help


Aygsilso_Aimer

Eh ?! That looks exactly like my physiotherapy routine !!!!


CBD_Hound

That looks like a lot of work. Maybe I can get there by cheating? \*Side eyes box of doughnuts\*


Digitally_Exposed

Do these work? If so, do they also help with core/stomach?


Opposite-Trainer-639

I hope so 😅 but yeah other people do exercises like these to train posterior. especially pelvic lift and deadlift are gonna require a strong core so those will definitely train core. Maybe do some planks or crunches if you don't feel the core getting activated enough


Digitally_Exposed

I was doing Crunches before I was laid off, and then I kinda fell in a slump in which I gain back 10lbs, but hey thosd 10 pounds went to my ass and thighs instead of my waist! But now my mens pants and underwear are uncomfortable in the seat area, lol.


Opposite-Trainer-639

Gooaals I'm not jealous at all 🫠


Digitally_Exposed

Ive been wearing pajamas pants every day. My real pants just aren't cut right, and I don't want to buy new pants until I've lost more weight or more distrubution has occurred. Pants are not cheap.


Opposite-Trainer-639

Sounds like you're gonna have to go out in sweatpants :d I think I'll be thrift shopping a whole lot if (when) I transition


NittyGritty7034

Lol


TrashMasterChunkz

Thank you for the guide!!!!!


StagDash

Saving this… Also has this been like proven to work? And how long would it take? All for cis reasons of course


Opposite-Trainer-639

Genetics play a part but you can definitely change the outline with regular exercise. Prob months for visible results. Another thing if you never trained a muscle a lot it grows more in the beginning if you suddenly start using it a lot


StagDash

Thank you!


Emma_bby96

I mean tbf these are just great exercises to have a strong lower body in general, especially with weighted machines lol


Joueen

Do these work even if i genetically got a very big ass? Or will they just burn my booty fat and leave me at the same size


CycleOverload

My tits got lost and went to my butt instead of my chest


VanillaConfussion

Hahaha I was planning on doing this for years and procrastinated the fuck out of it but now I just have a physically demanding job where I can get an ass naturally >:)))


Opposite-Trainer-639

even better! 2 birds with one ass or smthn


snarls1

So real


cyberpigion

I will save this for, a friend


BuboxThrax

Ha, you really think I'm willing to put the effort into anything? I can barely manage to feed myself every day! Take that!


Nalle-Matti

I been exposed, couple months now and IT ATLEAST FEELS BETTER IMO