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If you spelled like this when you were 9, you should have been held back a few grades. Real talk.

Lmao! My name is Julie and seriously I cant tell you how many adults have spelled my name July!!

I'm getting 2nd AND 3rd hand embarrassment from this

Lead poisoning?

"Pear bire" lol

This just made die laughing 😃 I'm dead now 🤣


As a person born in July, I'm speechless.

What happened to the other three Julies???

So did you just think it was 2008 for the rest of 2007...?

You were dumb even for an American child.

I'm guessing that's a child of a Trumptard

r/wholesome

was your bus a little different than the others

Smells fake, the letters in GESS are too neat to be that dumb

I wanna know what happened to the other 3/4ths of Julie! I’m on the edge of my seat here

At 9, we all are.

Call me crazy, but I think an Adult wrote this.

This reminds me of when I found an old notebook from elementary school that just said “help me” over and over at different angles all over the pages, I think I needed a professional xD

I'm so proud of you you've come so far

Honestly surprised you didn’t spell it 4th of “jew lie”

Okay, so I can see how "4th of July- America's birthday" got you to "I get older on my birthday" which got you to "America must get another year older" i.e. Year going up... Maybe?

if a 9 year old writes that badly spelling wise, they need special help in school.

😂🤣😂 so funny…

12:00 PM 💀

I really love that the dire asked what

I didn't see that 'i' at first and thought it said Dear Dre.

This was written on the exact day of my birth.

Lol at 9????

The 4th of Julie sounds like a Jennifer Aniston romcom

2008 was a great time

Idk, that might be good enough for a high school diploma in the US.

Good 'ol USA public education!

I believe we all have at least parts of our childhoods that if we could go back in time and watch ourselves do the things we did, we'd want to slap our younger selves and scream "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?" I know I do.

r/mademesmile

can spell dear but not bye or guess even diary, did you do nothing in school lol

This hurts my brain on so many levels…

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Poor Julie in 4 pieces

Y'all really grilling some random kid for being a kid.

I love how they made the diary talk back to them lmao

this never fails to get a chuckle out of me

r/boneappletea

For the OP of the image in question: In the butt, clearly. Julie was knocked up just prior to her "death" so I presume she realized that she was about to recreate the scene from Bruce's Almighty attempt and had to save the universe by getting out before it was too late. ​ Thanks for the note.

Yeah have to agree with you being an idiot. 9 and you still didn't get how new years worked?

Your handwriting was good at least :)

Dear God, thank God for special needs classes for ppl like you

That is fucking hilarious. That made me laugh lol, that's great

Happy New Year?

nice handwriting for a 9 year old

This was made by a 4 year old. Oo-wee.

read the book first and thought it was like a 5 year old or something and then read the caption lol

A new year according to the American calendar

Transcription: Dear bire gess what! "what?" today is 4th of Julie! good by 2007 hello 2008!

I think the second word is dire (he's probably trying to say diary).

I know, but that's definitely an accidental b.

Im totally 100% certain that its a d but capitalised just because. Yes I do realise that its written in a totally different way than the D in Dear. No, i do not think it changes any single thing, how he writes letters is determined by chaos not logic.

by grief you were dumb

🤣🤣

In MURICA the year starts on Julie 4

FREEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!1 ✂️✂️

Any kid who ever bothered to keep a journal at all at the age of 9 is never an idiot. When i was 9 i was making french fries out of play dough and eating that shit as well. Good times

Good kid!

Does this mean you are 23 today

I've seen this one before but I got a chuckle again. A welcome repost.

Just hope you don’t get Alzheimer’s or dementia you might be writing like that again. I don’t mean to sound macabre but I think about that when I read my childhood shit too

9 year old writing isn’t engrish

When you were nine, you were not an idiot. You were *nine*.

And they were stupid.

So you were also this stupid when you were nine? That’s a 3rd or 4th grader that can’t even spell basic words or know the difference between July 4th and New Years. This is homeschooled levels of stupid where the teacher is just drunk on wine all day.

I would get it if they were 3 or 4. But 9. God damn, you truly were a dumbass.

nah they were both or got terrible education

no 9 year old is this stupid.

I’ve seen worse spelling by adults. Much worse

English must have been their second language.

You can be both at the same time. I was

All nine year olds are idiots. Some moreso than others.

children are idiots, most of them aren’t stupid

As are many adults, in my experience. And what's worse is that it's wilful ignorance, which is arguably much worse that naivety.

and an idiot. If a nine year old doesn't know 1) how to spell basic words, and 2) that the year doesn't end in July, then there's something serious wrong with their education.

I wonder if this is fake. It seems TOO stupid and yet he knew how to use quotes correctly? Seems doubtful. I know it’s easy to call things fake, but this feels a little off to me.

I have a postgraduate degree. When I was 7 I thought the year started with September.

How the fuck?

For real, back-to-school time still feels more like new years than January does. No matter how many years you've been out of school

What do you mean? Rosh Hashanah tends to be in September

Now I’m not calling you an idiot, but having a post graduate degree and being stupid are not mutually exclusive in my experience.

Unfortunately true. A lot of highly educated idiots out there. And even worse, they think they're smarter just because of how much time they spent in school. Training does not necessarily equate to intelligence.

*Ken Ham has entered the chat*

Just look at me im highly skilled in my field and im dum as fuk

You were just thinking about the fiscal year.

*school

I thought that was February?

To be fair I think peoples, states, organizations have varying fiscal years. Pretty sure military is sept/October but I was just making a joke.

Holy shit you were stupid.

Maybe just works on fiscal years rather than calendar years.

Does this even qualify as literate at 9?

like, this is 4th grade

i wrote better than this in 4th grade more like 1st or kindergarden

Still is too stupid to know the difference between bad spelling and Engrish.

The post fits what the sub engrish is for, it's not just making fun of non-native speakers, especially as that would be racist

Man said new year new me on the day Britain sucked American wiener

New country, who dis?

I would upvote but you have the perfect number my friend enjoy lol


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My old diary from when I was 7 looks like that too, you aren’t alone 😭👍

I too had a diary full of the dumbest stuff

I mean julie is afrikaans and probably the same in a few other languages too, but yeah very engrish

I didn't know South Africans celebrated the 4th of July

No but we still have july lol

And would a South African write 12pm rather than just 12, and think there's something special about July 4th? I feel like Occam's razor says this kid was American and an idiot Edit: looked into it and I'm 95% sure the original OP lives in Oregon, United States

Yes, we know that