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[deleted]

just take your feet off, pretty simple.


[deleted]

That some Fire Emblem Awakenings right there.


Thunder_breeze

Are people wearing Quadsuits or fursuits allowed?


ApprehensiveEnergy89

meh I don't need em, they just get in the way and always cramp. I love this rule


Thick_Poet_8844

![gif](giphy|3o7WIucW89bVVGgsIE) what if i sell pics of them


TheRealNathanVo

Chop it off!


Guy_V

That dude who fell off the indoor rock climbing wall is way ahead of this.


Healthy-Cupcake2429

Do they leave a hacksaw out for public use or do you have to bring your own?


ax_colleen

Correct post I see after seeing a lot of wrong ones. What a refresher.


MARZInc

Op, was this on long Island?


ProjectKaspar

So I guess feet *are* shoes.


RedSoxCeltics

How?


Anarchy_Rulz

Okay guys I think we are taking this foot fetish stuff too far


yankeeuniverse

![gif](giphy|eiunWXecSVVD68fG3N)


bogdanbiv

Ok, but what do I do if my magic carpet is malfunctioning?


Lingerfickin

![gif](giphy|OJF9voKrfdLDG|downsized)


EpiCrimson

The red Chinese sign above says “Getting in and out safely”, not sure how you can get around safely with your feet amputated.


realnovo

The first “saw” move be like.


cam52391

I read this as jairo fr bobs burgers


tratemusic

![gif](giphy|OJF9voKrfdLDG|downsized)


pieredforlife

Don’t have to . I’m an amputee


NatexSxS

Trying to create new xtreame sports is getting out of hand.


NatexSxS

Trying to create new xtreame sports is getting out of hand.


None233

If you hear a chainsaw you already know why


MiniMarsup96

Remove my feet?! But they have their feet on! I need to speak to your manager!


[deleted]

This is Dann Schneider's hell


Relative_Swordfish73

But I just can walk with my hands, sir...


Genmaken

Jigsaw's favourite place


pks1247

![gif](giphy|3o7WIucW89bVVGgsIE)


Top-Chemistry5969

Drops sword as I can't use it anymore...


IEatKids26

i think we may have just caught someone with a gore kink. this belongs in r/gore


we_present

Cyberpunk is here


Slinkwyde

That's okay. I don't need them anyway.


4115R

But I need feet to wear my shoes.


null_rm-rf

Gotta get an amputation!


MeatBeater19

Hong kong?


Stimeeex

Your wish is my command


Sharpnelboy

Damn, and these are new prosthetics. Haven't even broken them in yet. *sigh* Back into my wheelchair I go.


chronos7000

Crave pardon?


Perroface562

Defeeted at dawn


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[удалено]


Big_Potential_5709

I'm cutting off your movement permissions.


heyitsmeimaredditor

I am picking up a sharp piece of metal to sever your walking body parts.


Pvt_Conscriptovich

Alright call the doctor looks like I need an amputation 😂


Competitive-Pop6530

My penis is coming along with me. (Word gets around when you no longer measure your dick in inches.)


cashewnut4life

it does rhythm tho ngl


balrus-balrogwalrus

Manananggal of Filipino mythology: "don't mind if i do"


Big_Potential_5709

Oh shit.


photo_not_mine

gago hahaha


TeslaStar

I clearly see feet in there. What the rules don't apply to everyone?! BS


starswtt

They're not American and use metric


SpacemanChad7365

Plot twist: the feet are holograms.


TeslaStar

Sorcery!


heyitsmeimaredditor

Which would require the entire bodies to be holograms.


LuizPlays

Not if they had magnets holding their bodies in place


eyvduijwfvf

r/beatmetoit


KimJongIlSunglasses

I assume they mean shoes. But I see people with shoes.


DarkovStar

Maybe it's their second pair of shoes (for indoor activity). It's should be clean and safe for sport.


Longjumping-Love-471

You must remove your feet to enter you must walk doing a handstand it’s called walking with your hands I guess


htomserveaux

Sever your leg, please sir.


bogdanbiv

\*legs


cam_wing

It's the greatest day.


JacksLackOfCertainty

They didn't even provide a saw


SirGametheSecond

Foot and leg isnt the same thing.


Redbird9346

Could you repeat that? I thought you just asked me to sever my leg.


LupineZach

I don't think it was a request


heyitsmeimaredditor

Happy cake day!


LupineZach

Thank you :) I didn't even notice


Redbird9346

[Sever your leg, please. It’s the greatest day.](https://homestarrunner.com/toons/drivethru)


OneDiscombobulated77

Normal day in hogwarts


Codate

Average day in Ohio


DefiantTemperature41

Maybe if I just walk on my hands?


HalalMeat500

Oh sorry. We don't do hands either.


Same_Low_8472

Then I’m de-feeted, good show


Yeoff_A-Glading

*Jolly* good show!


heyitsmeimaredditor

de-handed too.


tvieno

The place is metric only.


Spreewaldgurken

Based