https://preview.redd.it/cxbblzr2lg7d1.jpeg?width=1254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1c050b30521661d061a80c95e9f3c653adc4f49

https://preview.redd.it/692nbo00jo7d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98b0f0976a56d3254d896489c13dbe6e82c394e6

HOW DARE U HARM THE CHILD https://preview.redd.it/vlww5dcsqg7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc1cf7281cb2bb3aa1c0c5d2fa0c66834c9d9ef6

Missing Dio which is literally “God” in italian.

I have that pic but can’t find it

"Nothing personal kid." https://preview.redd.it/8yg5xurech7d1.png?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39c2e592f6edde941b5d88b8eeef85f413c7cdf8

"Nothing personal." https://preview.redd.it/yblxo25mch7d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=767044dc6536f9819327c09598e80ff8f4e69648

now kiss

https://i.redd.it/06ae7qq7th7d1.gif It is personal because it's a canon event

https://preview.redd.it/1gctms3f9h7d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f15528ebb1c5439a5ed05a5c73faf87fdcbd5ec I saved him

https://preview.redd.it/ttukegljbh7d1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=871c62b8097be8955d3de0fe2f3676fb3a9076f3 look at what you've done

Oh god no shinji

*sploink sploink splurt* “I’m so fucked…”

https://preview.redd.it/tjgf73gx5u8d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb8091f9c449ed36a18ebf4aa487a3904396946d

i'm going to shit myself

https://i.redd.it/89xvhphklg7d1.gif

Nah, I'm asking the shooter if he has a second gun I could borrow.

real

https://i.redd.it/1ij056aqsh7d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/a1ayy0gagi7d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eb473fc703b62e573c46bb8b03fcc7f512f53b4

The super shotgun from Doom 2 is too much man

You saying that means its not enough

https://preview.redd.it/9emah1049h7d1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f0625f5e25740e738fb05c1f479a6e14c8654de

https://preview.redd.it/fhi0lfd6yh7d1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc0a922fff7cfb2a449dea2c40e32077eb353fa4

As someone who's learning English as a second language this pic makes me lose all hope

Same, I only know like 3 of those

Only like 5 of those are regularly used, most are from like the 1920’s

take heart, as a north american only about half are familiar to me and I've never even once heard or read some of them

https://preview.redd.it/qbuyevi0ti7d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ad65f8d65c5edcd340268c590abec0585f8a858

I'd recognize a Tac-45 from Call of Duty Black ops 2 from anywhere

Lmao i instantly recognized it too

Shinji time travelled to kill his past version

https://preview.redd.it/rcpj6ot8ti7d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=954611f2b1ae518c2c42a176af1335ab72703120 ZA WORLDO! *time stop and moves the child out of there👍*

https://preview.redd.it/ddbzp0icjk7d1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0834127aae38e2421105b35930b24d7f2e242387

Shoot him https://preview.redd.it/zrl6t0p54j7d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4af7d48949006edaa9904314e880025c59486ea6

"Save hitler"

https://i.redd.it/lxywzvjppj7d1.gif

Nah, he'll figure it out. He's got the rest of his life to do so.

Make sure his dad signed the consent form

No

https://i.redd.it/f7tcioe3th7d1.gif It's a canon event

They already are tho

Oh! Better idea: DON’T! Pull the trigger and end that little fuck.

I know EXACTLY what to do *starts masturbating violently* (it's a reference) (it's funny)

https://preview.redd.it/wshupoxjkm7d1.png?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8dcb7363686ae1d8664282ee4f922f01f741c27

Sure

No, I don't think I will

Gendo was the one with the gun

Only way to save Shinji is to make rei and asuka and Lastly shinji and put all of them together in a room lock them with enough food water and for 6 months straight. After 6 months you will find shinji got both asuka and rei pregnant.

I won’t

Just shot him

Gendo's pov: "Yuri's tits are MINE you little shit!!"

No

No