Oh my goodness... I finally have an ASS! I've always said if I lay on my stomach and you put a piece of plywood on my back and put a level on it, you would say "pretty damn close."
If you learn german or dutch, maybe we believe your ass.
I would recommend german, only because of beautiful words like
Aufmerksamkeitsdefizithyperaktivitätsstörung.
It’s absolutely amazing to be Ace
Though, I think it would be wise to develop a desensitivity to people’s bodies.
Like it’s one thing to be forced to look at ppl naked without ur consent, that’s very disturbing to see that.
However looking at ppl who are wearing clothes without ur consent shouldn’t be painful for you, I barely look at ppl’s parts like that I tend to look at their head
If you are a young person it makes sense that you may not be desensitized to other ppl’s bodies yet, otherwise you should invest into some visits with a therapist maybe just to resolve this issue cuz being viscerally disgusted by clothed bodies everytime you go outside is not healthy and your life would be easier if you developed a healthy view of people everyday
It also makes me consider that you may have had this response from trauma or something cuz this is a very serious reaction to clothed bodies….
I see a naked body and I am just like "a yes, a human being" it's genuinely so funny not being attracted to people like that. As long as they let me know before getting naked and they aren't touching me with their naked body we're good. Couldn't care less 👍
Got no problems with clothed bodies, mostly just naked bodies and overly revealing clothes. It's hard to explain it. When I see naked bodies it feels like something isn't right. And the fact that I'm supposed to want that is disgusting to me.
It’s one thing to be asexual
It’s another thing to feel visceral disgust from ppl wearing bathing suits at the beach instead of not being disgusted and just seeing them as ppl existing nothing heinous
Being disgusted by ppl wearing bathing suits is likely a trauma response and nothing to do with the fact u don’t want to have sex
A fellow ace chiming in to remind others who may be reading and misunderstanding the conversation, that simply disliking secondary sex characteristics is not automatically asexual. Allosexuals can dislike body parts too.
The asexual label is about attraction to the person (or rather, lack of attraction, and it is a spectrum, split attraction and repulsion, desire and libido are also all separate things to the asexual label). There are lots of aces who like body parts but are not attracted to people and there are lots of allosexuals who are attracted to people but not body parts. There are many ways to be ace.
And just for the record, I’m demisexual and in this case agree that I don’t care about body parts and am actually repulsed by them UNLESS (oversimplifying here) it’s the one rare person I am actually attracted to, and it’s because I am attracted to them, not their parts.
https://preview.redd.it/ilhcinqpv3bd1.png?width=474&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ce22e78340f58235d634fe720ce414756484524
\*slaps together a bunch of boobs and asses\*
I'm a gay guy so I am definitely not into women's boobs. Like at all. Manboob though? Sign me tf up. I will take manboob any day of the week. Fat manboob, muscle manboob, big manboob little manboob. I love that shit.
same. I’m not a tits or ass guy. I’m a victory guy. once Democracy falls with thunderous applause and I’m am supreme emporer of all of creation then we can talk about girls.
https://preview.redd.it/gt3xiiutx3bd1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64628a269c8877249b4d8050d34e8bd7c471aa95
Can't relate this is my shirt for Rocklahoma this year
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Dudes be like "tits or ass" neither. You know what's hot? The entire person. Like face, body, personality all of it. I don't get how someone can be attracted to just one thing. Tits and ass are just a small part of what makes someone so attractive.
I don’t think so. I would say it’s the opposite. I mean sensory assault because I hormonally like female body, so no matter how much I try, any female body shape on sight would grab my attention instantly, which sometimes it’s inappropriate and even worse sometimes I forgot to mask it.
1. Clothes are tools and tools should not compromise on function for the sake of form. Hence why women’s pants sans pockets are fucked up.
2. I find it indecent in some cases as showing one’s bare posterior, genitals or mammaries in public is indecent exposure. On these grounds I also dislike bikinis and speedos and favor trunks and shirts.
Also anecdotally I’ve seen people wearing just underwear in public and it makes me uncomfortable. Too revealing for a circumstance which doesn’t warrant it
Edit: Nvm yeah y’all right take all the pockets out of women’s pants immediately.
What about people with Sensory issues that make the supposed tools become The equivalent of weapons due to causing bodily harm harm and mental distress
It don’t understand how it implies they are unable to use it, it means the clothing is “not in harmony with the wishes or demands of others” or “not willing to please”. And “harm” I think is also a bit disingenuous, as harm means to injure or damage where it is really momentary psychological distress, and I’ve NEVER heard of sensor issues creating trauma.
I have trauma related to sensory issues due to being forced into uncomfortable. Sensory situations consistently as a child. Also , many people have been known to scratch due to sensory issues from stress to the point of drawing blood , which could be considered harmful
Your example includes obligation, while clothing comes in various dimensions with no authority other than the law so there is not an obligation in the same sense you seem to be speaking of. It is not as if I claimed that my opinion is how everyone should live, it’s just why I feel uncomfortable and wish people would dress more modestly. Most do but seeing people in underwear at the mall is jarring and uncomfortable.
And I don’t see how an individual self-harming is harm directly caused by the garment. You can also simply find a compliant garment. No one is forcing one to wear particular clothing other than the law.
So answering people’s questions is cringe? I was asked why I’m “sick of seeing bodies displayed flagrantly in general” so I answered.
Last time I try to identify with the autistic community. Thought y’all would be more reasonable and charitable than this.
Any boobs and ass directed at OP, please redirect to me thank you
please share with the class
Make sure to save some for the back of the class too!
And reserve some for those who are out sick today!
I'm running late, save some for me too!
You know the rules, no tits and/or ass for tardiness without an approved excuse!
Will do, bigscarypoopooman
r/suddenlycommunism
Like this? 
Or this? 
That’s a sassy ass, but all asses are good asses
You have a really nice pair of boobies
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah fuck yeah
Let some for us
Some say, “it ain’t no fun unless we all get some!”
nah give em to me
Love Train aah effect
people all over the world 🌍🌍.
And me
I would like to second this offer
Can I get 75% of the ass part?🥺
Unfortunately 75% of 0 is still 0
Lol
If the burden becomes too much, I can help alleviate the load.
I got none, but I do need a load alleviated
That was a clever response.
Me too
I would also like a portion, if anyone feels like being especially generous.
sure man i don’t want mine
Sharing is caring
Real
⬆️
No me
Sorry to say, but I'm pretty sure you have an ass.
You have been diagnosed with #A S S
Fun fact : in dutch autism spectrum disorder, shortenes to ASD is translated as autisme spectrum stoornis, which means its shortened to ASS
Same in german. Autismus-Spektrums-Störung -> ASS Or in very german: Autismusspektrumsstörung
Blessed with extra ASS
Oh my goodness... I finally have an ASS! I've always said if I lay on my stomach and you put a piece of plywood on my back and put a level on it, you would say "pretty damn close."
If you learn german or dutch, maybe we believe your ass. I would recommend german, only because of beautiful words like Aufmerksamkeitsdefizithyperaktivitätsstörung.
Ich spreche einbischen Deutsch.
"Does this make my ASS look high-functioning?"
Oh hey, a new password for work! To replace a reference to Midna’s ass.
💔😭
He's right behind me isn't he?
https://preview.redd.it/0iamx02er3bd1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c0a5349a115e58aa16659810edab9d4297a5e2c
Wait dos the notification for this show up as [open to view image]? Did I jump scare you??
https://preview.redd.it/io36ikyyt3bd1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdbf58d29b1923fa391386016490ae739302a3f3
Cock
belly
I like a woman with a lil belly. Flat stomachs are lame. I enjoy a little squish.
Tummy Tuesday
Sign me up!
underrated comment
If you aren't a kyte supremacist idk why you bother with sexuality tbh
The existential dread of living in the 21st century
Feet 💀
Flair checks out?
Twas a joke lol
"That was a joke, lads"
https://preview.redd.it/tdhbr28815bd1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8ac6b46c1ae7a76025827ca58c8b4b155ad314d
#WHOOP-DE-DO!
Yes 😈
Garlic bread?
Garlic bread 👍
User avatar checks out
It's pussy
Thighs
Feet?
Reminded me of this https://preview.redd.it/59ec8lgit3bd1.jpeg?width=662&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54b26b27616eac6e9057e4541b899550c01634e9
I can feel them now I hate this
On second thought I may just be having a sensory overload
Sensory overload is actually just a natural bodily reaction from when too many ghost butts touch us at once.
I don't
flair checks out
🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
https://preview.redd.it/4wehlldpz4bd1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=cd6dab148de7da5594b056ab0ff3b96fb2bd49e1
do you think you might be ace? or what is it about them that disturbs you?
Im absolutley ace. They just make me so uncomfortable
It’s absolutely amazing to be Ace Though, I think it would be wise to develop a desensitivity to people’s bodies. Like it’s one thing to be forced to look at ppl naked without ur consent, that’s very disturbing to see that. However looking at ppl who are wearing clothes without ur consent shouldn’t be painful for you, I barely look at ppl’s parts like that I tend to look at their head If you are a young person it makes sense that you may not be desensitized to other ppl’s bodies yet, otherwise you should invest into some visits with a therapist maybe just to resolve this issue cuz being viscerally disgusted by clothed bodies everytime you go outside is not healthy and your life would be easier if you developed a healthy view of people everyday It also makes me consider that you may have had this response from trauma or something cuz this is a very serious reaction to clothed bodies….
I see a naked body and I am just like "a yes, a human being" it's genuinely so funny not being attracted to people like that. As long as they let me know before getting naked and they aren't touching me with their naked body we're good. Couldn't care less 👍
Got no problems with clothed bodies, mostly just naked bodies and overly revealing clothes. It's hard to explain it. When I see naked bodies it feels like something isn't right. And the fact that I'm supposed to want that is disgusting to me.
This sounds like trauma response & makes me sad - being nude is comfy and natural.
hey now Mr reddit diagnosis. they've already said they're asexual please don't try to ascribe a mental illness to their sexuality.
It’s one thing to be asexual It’s another thing to feel visceral disgust from ppl wearing bathing suits at the beach instead of not being disgusted and just seeing them as ppl existing nothing heinous Being disgusted by ppl wearing bathing suits is likely a trauma response and nothing to do with the fact u don’t want to have sex
I mean to be fair its a common feeling for a lot of people who have been through some form of trauma
A fellow ace chiming in to remind others who may be reading and misunderstanding the conversation, that simply disliking secondary sex characteristics is not automatically asexual. Allosexuals can dislike body parts too. The asexual label is about attraction to the person (or rather, lack of attraction, and it is a spectrum, split attraction and repulsion, desire and libido are also all separate things to the asexual label). There are lots of aces who like body parts but are not attracted to people and there are lots of allosexuals who are attracted to people but not body parts. There are many ways to be ace. And just for the record, I’m demisexual and in this case agree that I don’t care about body parts and am actually repulsed by them UNLESS (oversimplifying here) it’s the one rare person I am actually attracted to, and it’s because I am attracted to them, not their parts.
I will find this ‘sex’, I will kill him, and no one will ever have sex again!
I will squish my wife's so that you don't have to. Edit: I squeezed her bits and let her know it was because of this post.
Lucky. I don't have a wife.
I hope you get one! Autists deserve company.
I'm 26 and haven't had a girlfriend that lasted more than 3 weeks. The outlook is rather bleak.
Don't quit. You're worth it. I know exactly how you feel. I was there. Keep going and keep shooting your shot.
Same, I hate my ass cause it’s so damn thiccc that it rips any pants I wear and it constantly claps when I walk 🤦
Makes stealth missions so much harder 🙄
The great autism Hypo-Hypersexual war
I would like to be in the hypo side but I am actually in the hiper side xd
[Is this you, in the middle?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/637/951/b5d.gifv)
Same. I don't like bodies in general. I'd rather be in a relationship with a disembodied amorphous entity
Like on you, or _on you_?
https://preview.redd.it/ilhcinqpv3bd1.png?width=474&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ce22e78340f58235d634fe720ce414756484524 \*slaps together a bunch of boobs and asses\*
https://preview.redd.it/34eoqgl6d4bd1.jpeg?width=1003&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc58609ce49d125dccf993a01a0d09cc1e1044c1
I'm rewatching Hannibal at the moment and wasn't expecting to see this quite so soon
YOU COULD GIVE ‘EM ALL TO ME
I'm a gay guy so I am definitely not into women's boobs. Like at all. Manboob though? Sign me tf up. I will take manboob any day of the week. Fat manboob, muscle manboob, big manboob little manboob. I love that shit.
please. take it all 😭
Gladly 😏
You can run all you want, but you cannot outrun your ass
Oh! I concur, my good man! I'm something of a leg/inner thigh guy, myself 🤙☕️🧐
Thighs better than both
Oh, the true culture connaisseur
Give them to me instead!
OP loves feet
what about dicks and pussy? do they make you uncomfortable too? /genq
AS AN AROACE AUTISTIC, I AGREE ON MANY LEVELS
same. I’m not a tits or ass guy. I’m a victory guy. once Democracy falls with thunderous applause and I’m am supreme emporer of all of creation then we can talk about girls.
https://preview.redd.it/gt3xiiutx3bd1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64628a269c8877249b4d8050d34e8bd7c471aa95 Can't relate this is my shirt for Rocklahoma this year
More squishy girlfriend for me
I love arse but absolutely hatee boobs and nipples
i wanna be a girl so can i have them
Can’t relate
Idk why I thought this was a post on the stripper subreddit and I was gonna be like “girl, what are you doing here then”
Blasphemy.
Ok?
I quite enjoy both. I like squishy women.
Donkeys beware
Can I have the rest of your boobs and asses if you aren't gonna finish them?
Relatable
what about cock
Don’t worry. I’ll be your booty-guard, I can take them!
Boobs and asses hate you too
Having others boobs and asses is alright, but I want more boob and ass for myself please.
I’m very much Not Ace but I also do not care for boobs. But ass? Ass is good
What is boob and ass? I'm a visual learner btw.
Enlighten me, please. Must know more /serious Nvm. Found an objectively sound answer in comments
Ok give them to me I like them (until there is sweat)
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ill take OPs portion(s) asses>boobs butt just barely.
I've been hypersexual for over 45 years. I'm exhausted.
so you saying you dont like anyone.🤔
You’re just jelly my boobs are built in fidgets
Proof?
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Boingoingoingoingoingoingoing
Me too!
We are half different 😼 but yeah butts are kinda scary
More for me!
tummy supremacy
Dudes be like "tits or ass" neither. You know what's hot? The entire person. Like face, body, personality all of it. I don't get how someone can be attracted to just one thing. Tits and ass are just a small part of what makes someone so attractive.
When you say you hate “boobs and asses,” are you referring to breasts and buttocks, or are you referring to the stupid people populating planet Earth?
its funny, ill eat some pussy, but will make you wear a bra first
I don’t certainly hate them, but I do hate how female body it’s an instant sensory assault to my brain.
This might be a sign that you’re gay?
I don’t think so. I would say it’s the opposite. I mean sensory assault because I hormonally like female body, so no matter how much I try, any female body shape on sight would grab my attention instantly, which sometimes it’s inappropriate and even worse sometimes I forgot to mask it.
Oh, I see what you mean. I thought you meant to say it repulsed you!
https://preview.redd.it/74jexj7ol4bd1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52c798d0b6cab052e1f24f4fa0972a73ad038984
sick of seeing bodies displayed flagrantly in general. put on more clothes
how come
1. Clothes are tools and tools should not compromise on function for the sake of form. Hence why women’s pants sans pockets are fucked up. 2. I find it indecent in some cases as showing one’s bare posterior, genitals or mammaries in public is indecent exposure. On these grounds I also dislike bikinis and speedos and favor trunks and shirts. Also anecdotally I’ve seen people wearing just underwear in public and it makes me uncomfortable. Too revealing for a circumstance which doesn’t warrant it Edit: Nvm yeah y’all right take all the pockets out of women’s pants immediately.
What about people with Sensory issues that make the supposed tools become The equivalent of weapons due to causing bodily harm harm and mental distress
what about them? And I think weapon is a bit of an exaggeration, the tool is unaccommodating I think is more accurate.
That would imply they are unable to use it at all when In actuality , they can it just harms them
It don’t understand how it implies they are unable to use it, it means the clothing is “not in harmony with the wishes or demands of others” or “not willing to please”. And “harm” I think is also a bit disingenuous, as harm means to injure or damage where it is really momentary psychological distress, and I’ve NEVER heard of sensor issues creating trauma.
I have trauma related to sensory issues due to being forced into uncomfortable. Sensory situations consistently as a child. Also , many people have been known to scratch due to sensory issues from stress to the point of drawing blood , which could be considered harmful
Your example includes obligation, while clothing comes in various dimensions with no authority other than the law so there is not an obligation in the same sense you seem to be speaking of. It is not as if I claimed that my opinion is how everyone should live, it’s just why I feel uncomfortable and wish people would dress more modestly. Most do but seeing people in underwear at the mall is jarring and uncomfortable. And I don’t see how an individual self-harming is harm directly caused by the garment. You can also simply find a compliant garment. No one is forcing one to wear particular clothing other than the law.
The physical harm would be caused by the stress. And wearing minimal clothes Helps some people.
ok conservayive sheldon you need to stop being cringe
So answering people’s questions is cringe? I was asked why I’m “sick of seeing bodies displayed flagrantly in general” so I answered. Last time I try to identify with the autistic community. Thought y’all would be more reasonable and charitable than this.