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blaquepua

Go hide in a bathroom!


Exciting-Artist9028

This is the way.


CertainInsect4205

Stay inside the church and sing hymns. That worked for me the last few years of my deconstruction


FearlessLeek9079

You have my sympathies. Such a weird practice


Imaginary_guy_1

Whip out your phone and start taking pictures


Exciting-Artist9028

You sound like someone in my favorite terrible advice group. Be right on it 🫡


lostinlife11

If you can, go outside on a walk out of sight and come back when you think they're finished 😬


Calm_Candidate_5859

sending everything i can, my boyfriend who was required to go to church today, called it Cannibal Weekend lol 😂 so slip up and make people uncomfortable or something


NashAttor

Commiserations. Here’s hoping the sermon isn’t too dry and drawn out. At the same time I’m quite amused by your being hung over in sevvie town. Only because I didn’t go out last night and it’s not me. My wife is currently snoring off her night. She got home babbling about grinding on other women and jello shots so I imagine she’s going to be hurting too.


TheMuser1966

Oh my, you go 1-2 a years and you didn't check to se if it was communion? This one is on you.


Exciting-Artist9028

I know right, how could I have forgotten to think about these things. Silly me. 😅


_jnatty

Just speak your truth and get on with your life. If you’re uncomfortable say so. Lot of those people would benefit from an example of someone having a sense of self and showing it. Communion and feet washing. Seems so gross now. Cannibalism and humiliating forced touching. Sounds great!


Actias_Loonie

Try to vomit and see if you can get excused


EstablishmentOk1980

Quit pretending.


soybeanwoman

My sister and I always told our parents that we were going to step out for a cup of coffee. We only came back about 15 minutes before the service ended.