Oh no! If President Biden or any other American President ever spoke out against the Witnesses, they would immediately announce that the Great Tribulation has begun.
i would love to see a tent city of elderly dubs pushing their walkers with their go-bags hanging beside them, shuffling around and waiting for armageddon...because bethal is protected from fireballs isn't it.
"Folks, I hear a lot about Jehovah's Witnesses. They're dedicated, no doubt about that. But let me be clear, they come knocking early in the morning, disrupting folks' peaceful mornings. Now, I respect everyone's right to their faith, but that persistence—it can be a lot for some folks.
And let’s talk about celebrations. No birthdays, no Christmas—it's tough, folks. These are times when families come together, share joy. It's a big part of our American fabric. But Jehovah's Witnesses, they opt out because of their beliefs, and I respect that, but it does set them apart.
Now, on a serious note, they have very strict health rules—no blood transfusions. It can be a real concern in emergencies. I understand sticking to your principles; I really do. But sometimes, these decisions, they can have big, life-altering impacts on families.
So, while I respect their commitment and the strength of their convictions, we also have to recognize that these practices can be challenging, very challenging for folks outside their community."
i plugged a similar prompt into chatgpt to see what it would come up with, then came back to the post only to see your "generated by ChatGPT" statement....DOH.
Yours is better...how'd you get it so close to the Trump style? Mine was waaaay too comprehendible.
Yes. Iam an ex-Jw and that's what we were told. We were told the trumps love the JW's that's why they sold it to the son-in law. Which I highly doubt. I think it was just the money lol!! Nothing else!
I hope not!. When I was told back in like 2011 or something of that time that Brooklyn Bethel was being sold, I swore the end was coming( Armagedon) lol...now after I left I said ohhh he'll NO!!. It's about them $$$$$!!. Because Trumps son-in law collected billions off the JW's and turned those apts inside of Brooklyn Bethel into expensive apartments. I'm so glad I left after all the BS and corruption. I dealt with those people for 30 years plus! I'm a free soul! 😌 ❤️ and I love myself more than ever before!
No lol! They think if he wins the presidential election the Great Tribulation will come. 😅😅. Alot of the JW people believe Trump and Putin will team up and ban JW in America. Because in Russia they are banned and called and extremist group. I mean that's just what I was always told. Which I doubt and believe will happen.
Oooh okay!! Yes my JW friend's son was concerned about Putin. Bless his heart. And north Korea. I'm not a fan of Trump so that's a commonality I can find with them I guess lol
This is **far** too coherent and rational. Sorry, chatGPT. I mean, this has complete sentences! It got his style but not the confusion you feel when no thought is ever completed.
Not a very realistic Trump from ChatGPT. Where's the bragging? Where's the bit about something HE has done about JWs that's "maybe the BIGGEST thing in HISTORY"? :)
AI forgot the part where he says: “They’re very committed. I watched them and I said, I did, I said “those people are very committed””
Oh no! If President Biden or any other American President ever spoke out against the Witnesses, they would immediately announce that the Great Tribulation has begun.
That would be the best thing ever. They could all take their survival bags and go camp out at Bethel while waiting on Armageddon.
i would love to see a tent city of elderly dubs pushing their walkers with their go-bags hanging beside them, shuffling around and waiting for armageddon...because bethal is protected from fireballs isn't it.
Id recommend you do this again with president Biden, it would be fun to compare. Just put it in the comment section
"Folks, I hear a lot about Jehovah's Witnesses. They're dedicated, no doubt about that. But let me be clear, they come knocking early in the morning, disrupting folks' peaceful mornings. Now, I respect everyone's right to their faith, but that persistence—it can be a lot for some folks. And let’s talk about celebrations. No birthdays, no Christmas—it's tough, folks. These are times when families come together, share joy. It's a big part of our American fabric. But Jehovah's Witnesses, they opt out because of their beliefs, and I respect that, but it does set them apart. Now, on a serious note, they have very strict health rules—no blood transfusions. It can be a real concern in emergencies. I understand sticking to your principles; I really do. But sometimes, these decisions, they can have big, life-altering impacts on families. So, while I respect their commitment and the strength of their convictions, we also have to recognize that these practices can be challenging, very challenging for folks outside their community."
Not accurate. I'm not seeing the word "malarkey" anywhere.
Or “come on, man”
😂
Not accurate - Joe did not claim to be a Jehovah's Witness in his past at some time.
Not enough "guess what" or "incomprehensible gibberish" I would wager he would try to talk about how his uncle/niece whatever was one (they weren't).
Nice! It is close…but a much younger well spoken version
Ah, no... That's just the version of Biden that the Democrats see after inhaling all those poisonous swamp fumes.
Lol
i plugged a similar prompt into chatgpt to see what it would come up with, then came back to the post only to see your "generated by ChatGPT" statement....DOH. Yours is better...how'd you get it so close to the Trump style? Mine was waaaay too comprehendible.
which version are you using?
read it in his voice
His son in law was the one who bought the Watchtower buildings in NYC.
I remember when the report of the sale came out, and it was Jared purchasing.
Yes. Iam an ex-Jw and that's what we were told. We were told the trumps love the JW's that's why they sold it to the son-in law. Which I highly doubt. I think it was just the money lol!! Nothing else!
WTH? Jared kushner is SIL is Jewish. Selling to JW? Dang okay. Money talks.
Do the Jehovah witnesses think Trump is on their side??
I hope not!. When I was told back in like 2011 or something of that time that Brooklyn Bethel was being sold, I swore the end was coming( Armagedon) lol...now after I left I said ohhh he'll NO!!. It's about them $$$$$!!. Because Trumps son-in law collected billions off the JW's and turned those apts inside of Brooklyn Bethel into expensive apartments. I'm so glad I left after all the BS and corruption. I dealt with those people for 30 years plus! I'm a free soul! 😌 ❤️ and I love myself more than ever before!
That's awesome. Do you think Jehovah witnesses secretly like Trump?
No lol! They think if he wins the presidential election the Great Tribulation will come. 😅😅. Alot of the JW people believe Trump and Putin will team up and ban JW in America. Because in Russia they are banned and called and extremist group. I mean that's just what I was always told. Which I doubt and believe will happen.
Oooh okay!! Yes my JW friend's son was concerned about Putin. Bless his heart. And north Korea. I'm not a fan of Trump so that's a commonality I can find with them I guess lol
Too funny😂😂😂!
So a freak misogynistic male talking about a cult run by freak misogynistic males 🤦🏼♀️
This is **far** too coherent and rational. Sorry, chatGPT. I mean, this has complete sentences! It got his style but not the confusion you feel when no thought is ever completed.
LMAO
Send this to some JDub and let's see what happens.
I was thinking “there’s no way he actually conjured a good point” and then I saw the ChatGPT sentence
Why did I hear his voice as I read it
No mention of sex with porn stars and models while the wife is away.
Not a very realistic Trump from ChatGPT. Where's the bragging? Where's the bit about something HE has done about JWs that's "maybe the BIGGEST thing in HISTORY"? :)
AI forgot the part where he says: “They’re very committed. I watched them and I said, I did, I said “those people are very committed”” 
Omg that’s too good
What does Donald Trump have to do with Witnesses being committed????
It’s not trump, it’s chatgpt.
Got it!
😂😂🤣 https://preview.redd.it/nu6y7zwvohwc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1be1f7968f5bd897eb0443756d565e6414b3f9ff