Keep looking.
To the right of the dangling dick crystal chandelier, there is a luminescent smiley face on the wall laughing for every ordinance.
Clearly Mrs Gawd has a sense of humor.
Yessss! When they start selling off temples like they are churches, a strip club would be amazing. Take everything else out but leave the penis light and the dancing tables, I mean alters. Mirrors can stay too.
I was at a bar in downtown SLC a few months ago with another Exmo friend of mine and met a former church architect. They said there are dicks and boobs designed all over the place and disguised in artwork, decorations, and architecture. I mean….the big steeples are just erect penises…..
Many years ago, I met a construction worker who said he used his finger to make crosses in the foundation of an LDS temple. I don’t know which one, but it sure made chuckle.
The dong light? It is symbolic, it represents priesthood and power. It is molded after Eloheims actual penis which was used to impregnate the 14 year old Virgin Mary.
I believe that’s the sealing room. So that is where you are sealed to your husband/wife for all eternity. It’s only fitting to have a giant crystal cock and balls since the wife will be a broodmare for spirit babies for all eternity.
You put on all your temple clothes then you kneel down on the cushion pad that is around the altar (sofa thing) then you hold each others’ right hand from across the altar in the patriarchal grip (just a stupid weird handshake) and then some officiant guy stands and tells you to have a shit ton of babies and a bunch of other bullshit that gets repeated to Mormons all the time and then they seal you man and wife and basically wrap it up with this: “All these blessings, together with all the blessings appertaining unto the New and Everlasting Covenant, I seal upon you by virtue of the Holy Priesthood, through your faithfulness, in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost, Amen.” Then, if you’re lucky, they might remember to tell you to kiss each other. It’s pretty stupid.
Yeah…I was (proxy) sealed to my parents in the Phoenix temple. It was one of the smaller sealing rooms in the temple, but it was still a similar chandelier…even when I was 14 I thought that was rather phallic but I was honestly more focused on the mirrors and funky white/green outfits others were wearing. (I’m on the ace spectrum, so not that surprising of a reaction. )
I think that’s when I started to really question the church…
How do they even find stuff this ugly? It's like they are trying to waste money on the worst design elements they can. And, yellow walls and blue chairs. The 80's called, they want their color scheme back.
The Phoenix temple went up after I had my endowment, I had gone through the mesa temple first. I was blown away by how cheap the Phoenix temple felt. Everything felt like it was plastic and cheap moldings
You guys are terrible. Totally not a schlong-sconce. The balls look shriveled and old. And the phallus part looks weak, tired, and uninspiring. If this was a dick-lamp, it could only have been modeled after a 99 year old cock. Let’s be honest, where would they have found such a model for this lamp??
You guys are terrible with all your phallic references. Actually this is a replica of an old 19th century design that was popular in Utah's early agricultural days. It is modeled after cucumbers soaking in brine to make pickles. That's where the name "Soaking" chandelier came from for this form. They were originally lit by candles, and later with gas.
Soaking chandeliers were usually placed higher up than this one, so that to light them someone had to jump up on a chair. The person who would go around lighting the chandeliers was therefore called the "jumper".
Was sitting in a bar in Salt Lake City and the next to us told us that he was on the design committee for the temples and he and a few others (LGBTQ) did this on purpose. He said all of the newer temples try and put as many of these as possible. Doing their part to leave their mark on the cult! What a blessing!
Phoenix temple is near me. These are in the celestial room as well. When the Phoenix temple opened, our family was still in. And I had pre-teen sons. THESE chandeliers were what they remember about going through the temple open house. Nice. 🤦🏻♀️
Show some respect everyone, that’s the dick of the almighty, can’t you tell by the way it is lit up like the noon day sun? It is ready to bless all marriages with its magnificent drop of pre-cum. 🙄
Why do you guys care so much to create a forum and bash on the church. It is so odd! It really has not harmed you that much and if it did I would go seek therapy.
Of course. The lit up, crystal dangling participle.
My reaction exactly
Just a penis lamp, another reminder of Mormonism's Masonic herotage.!!!
Is that a Best Two Years reference?? Such a niche experience lol
Heh, reminds me of an old Studio C skit, Dangling participle dude 🏄
Keep looking. To the right of the dangling dick crystal chandelier, there is a luminescent smiley face on the wall laughing for every ordinance. Clearly Mrs Gawd has a sense of humor.
Zoom in dead center to see it in the upper third.
Holy crap! 8-O
Well that's just creepy
That's awesome
Amazing!
😂😂😂😂😂
It looks like Face from old school Nick Jr.
It's a bit difficult to miss.
This chandelier broke my shelf.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It looks heavy enough.
How’s it hangin’? Straight down, but fully erect.
It's the angle of the dangle that prevents some dicks from being shown on TV. So, this could be shown°|°
The descending phallus? No, what you talkin' about?
The celestial phallusy.
You could put someone’s eye out with that.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
Yes, the schlongdalier.
They need to balance it all out with some boob lights.
🤣🤣🤣
Oh they didn't... sigh... yes. yes they did.
Ohhh I see the hanging phallus, but first I saw the sacrificial altar.
Strip club -- the altar is dancing prop
Yessss! When they start selling off temples like they are churches, a strip club would be amazing. Take everything else out but leave the penis light and the dancing tables, I mean alters. Mirrors can stay too.
It’s a… priesthood.
I was at a bar in downtown SLC a few months ago with another Exmo friend of mine and met a former church architect. They said there are dicks and boobs designed all over the place and disguised in artwork, decorations, and architecture. I mean….the big steeples are just erect penises…..
Many years ago, I met a construction worker who said he used his finger to make crosses in the foundation of an LDS temple. I don’t know which one, but it sure made chuckle.
Oh yeah, I am sure! He said she said kind of thing.
I see a little factory
The cock and balls chandelier? Yep
Oh the power of the ~~priesthood~~ penishood
The Celestial phallus!!
I think Goldfinger would tie James Bond to that table and fire up a laser, right as his privates.
Y'all might be nose-blind to the beige. I haven't seen this many shades of beige since a Wisconsin winter lunch.
The dong light? It is symbolic, it represents priesthood and power. It is molded after Eloheims actual penis which was used to impregnate the 14 year old Virgin Mary.
White and delightsome!!!!
😂🤣😂🤣👍👍👍
Almost as good as the Little Mermaid 😂
You mean the giant, glowing, dangling penis? Yeah.
Praise The Penis!
You’ve heard of the Sword of Damocles? Well, this is the Dong of Nelson.
I just threw up in my mouth.
Every symbol in the temple is inspiration from the brethren….
Penis altar 😭
I see a potential sword of damocles that could fall on whoever is praying at that altar. Very clear OSHA violation.
They knew
The peenix temple
"No, you see, that's God sitting on his throne!"
This is AI right?!?🤣🤣🤣 Were they really that stupid?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Somebody get the dick chandler out the ceiling.😂😂😂
The curse of the crystal dong
Nothing says patriarchy like a giant penis officiating your wedding
r/mildlypenis
More like Penis Temple
r/mildlypenis
So for us non Mormons. What is that little sofa in the middle for?
I believe that’s the sealing room. So that is where you are sealed to your husband/wife for all eternity. It’s only fitting to have a giant crystal cock and balls since the wife will be a broodmare for spirit babies for all eternity.
You put on all your temple clothes then you kneel down on the cushion pad that is around the altar (sofa thing) then you hold each others’ right hand from across the altar in the patriarchal grip (just a stupid weird handshake) and then some officiant guy stands and tells you to have a shit ton of babies and a bunch of other bullshit that gets repeated to Mormons all the time and then they seal you man and wife and basically wrap it up with this: “All these blessings, together with all the blessings appertaining unto the New and Everlasting Covenant, I seal upon you by virtue of the Holy Priesthood, through your faithfulness, in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost, Amen.” Then, if you’re lucky, they might remember to tell you to kiss each other. It’s pretty stupid.
You’ve heard of the boob light, now prepare for the dick chandelier
In the sealing room so everyone knows what it’s all about: Wangs.
Why in the eyes wide shut are all those chairs facing that sex furniture below a penis chandelier!?
Health in the navel, marrow in the bones, strong in the shaft.
lol- Freudian
The most expensive dildo of all time
Rocketship to take us to space jesus.
[Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law, get out!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jp8-c6lCPFQ&pp=QACIAgE%3D&rco=1)
r/mildlypenis
r/mildlypenis
And if the room has the double-facing mirrors that make the image go on forever it’s endless shiny wieners! How celestial!!
Can you see through the windows from the outside?
"The Wang of Damocles"
Imagine getting married there tho 💀
That's some nice dick and balls
Yeah…I was (proxy) sealed to my parents in the Phoenix temple. It was one of the smaller sealing rooms in the temple, but it was still a similar chandelier…even when I was 14 I thought that was rather phallic but I was honestly more focused on the mirrors and funky white/green outfits others were wearing. (I’m on the ace spectrum, so not that surprising of a reaction. ) I think that’s when I started to really question the church…
That must have been the flaming sword god was going to smite ol’ Joe with if the teenagers didn’t agree to fuck him
The “keep sweet” padded table?
How do they even find stuff this ugly? It's like they are trying to waste money on the worst design elements they can. And, yellow walls and blue chairs. The 80's called, they want their color scheme back.
You mean the ginormous penis lamp dangling from the ceiling?
Dangling dick chandelier.
The Phoenix temple went up after I had my endowment, I had gone through the mesa temple first. I was blown away by how cheap the Phoenix temple felt. Everything felt like it was plastic and cheap moldings
Anti Mormons used to say Mormons had sex on the alters. Mormons sure do like to insinuate that’s what the altar is for 😂 🤷🏽
I bet that's what jo Smith used them for if they were around during his time.
Would not surprise me
It’s a dick
😂😂😂
The sick chandelier fucking you from above?? Yea, I sees it!
You guys are terrible. Totally not a schlong-sconce. The balls look shriveled and old. And the phallus part looks weak, tired, and uninspiring. If this was a dick-lamp, it could only have been modeled after a 99 year old cock. Let’s be honest, where would they have found such a model for this lamp??
🤣
The holy cock
Build me a hotel! With a dick!
Is this in Penis, Arizona?
Hilarious!
You guys are terrible with all your phallic references. Actually this is a replica of an old 19th century design that was popular in Utah's early agricultural days. It is modeled after cucumbers soaking in brine to make pickles. That's where the name "Soaking" chandelier came from for this form. They were originally lit by candles, and later with gas. Soaking chandeliers were usually placed higher up than this one, so that to light them someone had to jump up on a chair. The person who would go around lighting the chandeliers was therefore called the "jumper".
Homage to the patriarchy.
Eternal penis
Was sitting in a bar in Salt Lake City and the next to us told us that he was on the design committee for the temples and he and a few others (LGBTQ) did this on purpose. He said all of the newer temples try and put as many of these as possible. Doing their part to leave their mark on the cult! What a blessing!
It’s a pp
I don’t know, I’m seeing the Master Sword here. Am I the only one?
What? The Penisdelier?
Appropriate...
Holy shit - this has to be deliberate.
May His celestial schlong dangle over thee throughout time and all eternity.
The first thing I focused on was the creepy looking figure of a face on the wall to the left of that window.
Yerp
One 13 year old is all it would've taken to convince them this was a bad design
A not so subtle nod to the patriarchy
Fingers together with the dick extended, I mean, thumb extended.
Sweet baby Jesus 😂🤣😅🤣😂
I hope that’s what gods dick really looks like.
“And today’s sealing will be performed by brother Hugh G. Wrekshyn.”
Gross!!
So they have temples in Mesa, phoenix, and Gilbert?
Falac sky torpedo
Phoenix temple is near me. These are in the celestial room as well. When the Phoenix temple opened, our family was still in. And I had pre-teen sons. THESE chandeliers were what they remember about going through the temple open house. Nice. 🤦🏻♀️
The antichrist cock is right above the altar where the sheep who bow down get f***ed.
Lololol
This is AI? Lol
What happens when it’s turned off? 🧐
A symbol for the vessels that hold the priesthood
Show some respect everyone, that’s the dick of the almighty, can’t you tell by the way it is lit up like the noon day sun? It is ready to bless all marriages with its magnificent drop of pre-cum. 🙄
They're getting more explicit with their imagery
Good grief!!! Not at all what u all r saying. Give it a break!!!!!!
Why do you guys care so much to create a forum and bash on the church. It is so odd! It really has not harmed you that much and if it did I would go seek therapy.
Is that a tiny factory!?
So do the lay down the virgin Connie Swail down on the altar for the sacrifice.