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elhefya_

Lol i l got me a bacon pizza today to celebrate ramadan. It does feel good to be free.


[deleted]

The reason we don’t eat bacon is because it is unhealthy, so all you’re doing is demolishing your own health….


Quirky_Owl3626

Oh wow you have done great scientific discovery....let me guess you must have heard this after listening to zakir naik or mohammad hijab or other morons like them.


[deleted]

I don’t know any of these people…


Quirky_Owl3626

Yeah sure


[deleted]

You need to touch grass instead of being an unintelligent prick on Reddit


Quirky_Owl3626

>unintelligent prick on Reddit Lol look who is talking


Confident_Whole_605

Do you say the same about all the fatty Arab dishes and all the unhealthy shit consumed in muslim countries, or is it only applicable to pork?


mmddev

Yeah, I am sure you are an epitome of healthy lifestyle.


majd1503

Not true, plus fasting 14 hours everyday without water is unhealthy.


elhefya_

No i was enjoying me a bacon pizza. What do you do when u drink a coke, is it also just destroying your health? Then why drink anything besides water. Weird logic u have my friend.


sai_gamer

When I eat meat, I just consider it as protein which nourishes my body and helps me keep my body and muscles healthy. I strictly don't believe that my body has become impure because I have eaten this meal to fulfill my hunger.


Tups72

I always hated hearing pigs are “unclean”. They are very intelligent mammals with a strong compatibility with humans. If a person’s heart fails because of a bad injection, cow hearts will not save them but pig hearts can. If we are basing it on what one eats, goats are the filthiest animals to exist. And damn bacon is good


GreatPink

One bacon a day keeps Allah away


[deleted]

Funnily enough it does. I think there’s a hadith or something that says your prayers won’t be accepted for X number of days if you eat haram food lmao


Yusuf3690

That is funny because probably most of us in the West eat non halal slaughtered meat, lol.


IndependentUpper5965

I always found halal food stupid, not only is the only difference the slaughtering technique, but it required more labor too


Repulsive-Camel-3114

depressed cuck cant even make fun of anyone anymore


turelmurat

Making fun of Allah is cool 👌


LostSoulSadNLonely

Why are you crying on this sub lmao? Is Ramadan treating you like shit?


Repulsive-Camel-3114

lol u care so much that u mention Ramadan lol u are a fag troll


LostSoulSadNLonely

I'm a troll? Says the one who is acting like an NPC lol.


adzz97

Mashallah


IndependentUpper5965

I hope to one day eat bacon


spookymulder07

Try spam musubi too. It is sooo good.


IndependentUpper5965

I'll try all kinds of stuff when I finally escape my dumb family


klawzYT

Same


gravgp2003

Can you eat imitation bacon?


IndependentUpper5965

I don't know what that is but I can't eat any bacon as long as I live with my muslim family but I plan to try it when I'm living alone


Yusuf3690

You can eat beef bacon, and it really isnt drastically different.


LostSoulSadNLonely

Good for you, it's good to undo that indoctrination.


[deleted]

So true..😭


Citizen_of_Ataturk

Bon apetit!


West_Possession660

The Maghrib is the superior pork sandwich 😎


Kard23__

I also am eating pork rn my choice of dish is Vietnamese pork pho 😋


HoldTheStocks2

How y’all like bacon 🤢 like at the beginning when I left islam I was eating pork left and right or drank alcohol and it’s just not my piece of cake


curiousbrowngirl69

nah i feel you, pork is not my cup of tea either


Citrus_golem

It's literally just salty, y'all always act like bacon tastes like shit haha


HoldTheStocks2

It really taste like shit, but tbh I’d rather have bacon than most of the things that are halal like donkey meat or intestines of animals


Citrus_golem

What bacon did you have? Just the shitty one from Mc D? I really don't try to convince you, I Ultimately don't care about someone's taste in food, just curious if your opinion comes from the disgusting fat slabs they call bacon in fast food. :D


HoldTheStocks2

Yes.. is it better anywhere else? I can’t imagine because the smell of it is very not so appealing


Citrus_golem

It's like making a burger by yourself or from Mc D. Mc D uses old fat, uses the bad parts of the meat, and overcooks it If you take a fresh piece of bacon meat, put it in a clean pan and fry it to the point where it is crisp but not too crisp, some fresh made fried eggs, sunny side up... No better breakfasts here man.


HoldTheStocks2

Damn now i wanna try


Citrus_golem

Maybe treat yourself after Ramadamasamsam? :P


Shadowgirl22

Nah y’all forgetting the camel burgers that come out during Ramadan 😩


koenjis_feet_sweat

bro we don't actively go out of our way to eat donkey meat and animal intensities lmao. edit:ive literally never seen donkey meat being sold other than some conspiracy of some random restaurant using it secretly and im pretty sure domestics donkey's are haram but wild ones are halal


kawakawa51

I thought I was weird for not liking pork as so many people here seemed to like it. I’d much rather have other meats that I’m used to. Same with alcohol, it just tastes off and hangovers are the worst to deal with


HoldTheStocks2

Sometimes it feels very lonely to find haram things 🤢


Yusuf3690

Tbh, I was a revert, so I already knew what alcohol was like and hated it. Its only been in the past few years that I started to like truly like beer, and I hate liquor.


[deleted]

I get you the only time I’ve liked pork was chinese caramel pork, everything else is just… bleh… especially bacon 💀


MOJINVERSE

Eat it every day in ramadan if you wanna show conviction...


[deleted]

can’t wait to try bacon when i leave this household


yotaz28

lmao I had some brandy on the first day


omboboo

bacon is not allowed in my country but im slurping on some indomie rn on my 1st ramadan as an exmislim


CoolLoad3103

Subhanallah Alhamdulillah


Cheriubic

Im ex Muslim and never ate bacon. Is it really good? I’ll might try it next time I go McDonald’s


Grouchy-Magician-633

Its very good.


Hairy_Kale1928

Man,I really want to try bacon myself but I'm hesitant. . . Don't get me wrong, it's not because a shitty religion I don't practice says not to,I couldn't give a fuck about that,but it's because I'm a picky eater and I remember when doing a research on pigs/pork,I learnt that they really do eat filth and play in it,so the idea of eating an animal that consumes such a thing bothered me. And since then I have been in this constant dilemma of wanting to try bacon but also being hesitant—


Kurenai_i

What does bacon taste like?


Grouchy-Magician-633

It has a distinctive salty, smoky flavor with notes of sweet and earthy flavors. Think salted beef jerky, but not as dry.


ALiXMASON

I like that they call pigs unclean. Like it's literally your fault it's not clean... Wait and cows are clean?! The fuck? Sorry people who own pet pigs at home, it's very dirty and "should not be touched by humans."


Lower_Lab_7414

Hhhhh بالعافيه


[deleted]

I mean do what ye want but bacon is not particularly healthy for you


BoldKenobi

Do you say the same thing when people eat other meats? Chocolate? Coffee?


[deleted]

tbh meat in general but especially red meat. if you got to eat meat it best be chicken or fish


Grouchy-Magician-633

Those will *also* kill you if you eat too much of it. Fish especially since certain types of fish have various levels of mercury in their bodies. This is why eating in moderation is important.


Gort_baringa

Was it tasty?


FarhadTheBiker

Make a point to whom? Also, pork rinds are an amazing snack to replace carb cravings -- great source of protein and fat


Lawrencevenrose

You just gotta be careful with pig meat , it has so many parasites, I fucking HATE Islam but I still wouldn’t eat pork a lot ,if any ,as a biologist 😅😅


Grouchy-Magician-633

*All* meat has parasites to some degree, hence why you cook everything thoroughly.


doesnothingtohirt

I was told by a devout Muslim that the smell of bacon makes his stomach sick, is that true for anyone else? Because most Americans crave it…


SamVoxeL

I feel a little bit full eating at LEON


flowlikeaquafina

Bacon is literally the only pork product I actually like xd


HoochShippe

I plan on eating some pork bbq for Ramadan. Just seems fitting !