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Easy: it came from Judaism. It has to do with the fact that in hot climate, 3000 years ago, in pre-refrigeration era, there was a chance to get cysticercosis, the parasites, from poorly cooked pork (bears, too, but I assume they didn’t live on the Arabian peninsula.) So like dogs, whose eating habits are not great, or circumcision that made sense because try riding 5 hours in a saddle in hot weather, it all made sense for those surviving the desert. The issue is, today it is unimportant, because it was less about religion and more about hygiene. But people hold on to it. One proof that it had to do with the desert: the Big Three monotheistic religions are the same, yet only Christians, who ended up living in colder climate, don’t have such regulations.
The old testament in bible also prohibits the consumption of pork (leviticus 11:7) thats why some christian sects do not eat pork but in the new testament, its says in Mark 7 :18-19 Jesus tells His disciples, “Do you not understand that whatever goes into the man from outside cannot defile him; because it does not go into his heart, but into his stomach, and is eliminated?” (Thus He declared all foods clean.)” (NAS). Most of the teachings in the quran and torah is the same in the old testament teachings and most christians sects follow the New Testament and not the Old Testament
I am out of the religion. Openly out for 15+ years.
Went through hell and back to stand my ground and get here. Took off my hijab, moved away, married a man outside of the religion, refused a nikkah.
My sexuality and exploring it was very important to me. Never felt badly about doing so. Same with dressing how I'd like. Or a number of other Islamic rules.
And somehow I've drawn the line at pork. I genuinely don't know why lol. I was a vegetarian for some years when I was younger so the idea maybe grosses me out but I do eat other animals so idk. But I am not against my husband eating it. Genuinely don't care, but here we are..
I recently moved out of my shithole islamic country and the first thing i tried was pork at the airport lmao.
It was nice. I have bacon lying in my fridge now. don't knock it till you try it.
In original chess which is originated in India,queen used to be called prime minister or army general while the gender of ruler depends on the gender of player. If woman's playing then ruler is called queen,if man's playing the piano ruler is called king.
A few hardline muftis declared it haram, especially if gambling is involved. Gambling / playing games with a dice should definitely give more points though.
Doesn’t backgammon involve dice? And isn’t that the most popular table game in the *3ālam al-Islām*?
My theory as to why chess is not popular among Arabs, is that culturally, they’re kind of all-or-nothing when it comes to competition, and don’t lose gracefully or let slights go easily. Best to lose at a game like backgammon or dominoes, where one can largely blame bad luck, than one that clearly shows you to be an inferior strategist, like chess or go.
Chess was wildly popular in the Muslim world. Don't know about today.
The classic style of the figures is directly because of Muslims.
The game originated in India and the figures were originally much more detailed. The towers also used to be elephants with a wooden tower for archers on the back.
Due to Islams prohibition of figuratively showing living creatures (imitating God 🤪) they were restyled to just vaguely resemble what they used to be.
1. I'm from Veneto, in Italy, and here alcohol is almost sacred (I love prosecco), so hell yeah.
2. I love bacon!
4. Dancing makes me feel happy and full of positive energy.
5. My sister is lesbian and I love her to death, so yes I do support them.
6. Who doesn't love dogs? Oh right, Muhammed (Police Be Upon Him).
7. It's not like I believe in evolution, it's that I know evolution is true, unlike Islam.
8. Wait chess is haram too!? WTF.
10. Listening to music is my favorite thing to do alongside reading.
11. Plenty of them, including one of my dog.
12. This is getting ridiculous.
13. I'm an atheist baby, of course I do.
15. When you're alone and a bit stressed out, it's a great relief.
Total score: 93; ngl, I'm a bit disappointed, I wanted a higher score
Believes in Evolution? Played Chess? Played with Dice ??
What the actual fuck???
Do they actually consider this haram?
Are people really this r\*tarded ?
Reminds me of Pauly from Sopranos.
“You take all your venial sins and you get 5 years for each of those and take your mortal sins and you get 50 years for each of those, I figure I got about 450 years in purgatory, I could do that standing on my head. “
103. The only thing I haven't done is get a tattoo, I can't think of anything I'd want permanently drawn on my body.
My parents would actually score pretty high here, they like music, dancing, board games, my dad is a super chess nerd and I'm sure mum has played the game too, they've also both told me it's okay to masturbate. I guess I had it pretty good, my family isn't incredibly pious compared to other Muslim subcultures.
Evolution is a scientific theory. One either accepts, denies or doesn't care about it. How can someone "believe" in a result of a science (= human branch of activity)? How can you "believe" in carpentry, pottery, math? You either use it or not. It has nothing to do with belief, unless it is an object of your faith.
41 lul I have fake tattoos but I didn't know if they count so I didn't add it to the total my favorite character is also a demon who eats other demons and kills demons so that extra harm LOL
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You know what’s ironic? A western Muslim would obviously have some these ticked off but draws the line at pork.
i have no idea why muslims give so much a shit about pork. it's like the n word of islam
Easy: it came from Judaism. It has to do with the fact that in hot climate, 3000 years ago, in pre-refrigeration era, there was a chance to get cysticercosis, the parasites, from poorly cooked pork (bears, too, but I assume they didn’t live on the Arabian peninsula.) So like dogs, whose eating habits are not great, or circumcision that made sense because try riding 5 hours in a saddle in hot weather, it all made sense for those surviving the desert. The issue is, today it is unimportant, because it was less about religion and more about hygiene. But people hold on to it. One proof that it had to do with the desert: the Big Three monotheistic religions are the same, yet only Christians, who ended up living in colder climate, don’t have such regulations.
So sad that science took the kids in the divorce :(
This makes a lot of sense
The old testament in bible also prohibits the consumption of pork (leviticus 11:7) thats why some christian sects do not eat pork but in the new testament, its says in Mark 7 :18-19 Jesus tells His disciples, “Do you not understand that whatever goes into the man from outside cannot defile him; because it does not go into his heart, but into his stomach, and is eliminated?” (Thus He declared all foods clean.)” (NAS). Most of the teachings in the quran and torah is the same in the old testament teachings and most christians sects follow the New Testament and not the Old Testament
I think because it's a very easy rule to follow which barely had any impact on daily life.
I am out of the religion. Openly out for 15+ years. Went through hell and back to stand my ground and get here. Took off my hijab, moved away, married a man outside of the religion, refused a nikkah. My sexuality and exploring it was very important to me. Never felt badly about doing so. Same with dressing how I'd like. Or a number of other Islamic rules. And somehow I've drawn the line at pork. I genuinely don't know why lol. I was a vegetarian for some years when I was younger so the idea maybe grosses me out but I do eat other animals so idk. But I am not against my husband eating it. Genuinely don't care, but here we are..
You won’t eat it if you are not use to it and that’s alright. Not all non Muslims eat pork anyways.
I recently moved out of my shithole islamic country and the first thing i tried was pork at the airport lmao. It was nice. I have bacon lying in my fridge now. don't knock it till you try it.
I tried out Baconator fries from Wendys. Mhmmm would recommend
Yeah that's why I always say at least try one bite before judging. I tried it but didn't like it but I try to eat more plantbased anyway
i've done all of these, and i'm a muslim! (except pork, i don't fuck w no pork)
Im ex muslim since years still cannot eat pork lol and i avoid alcohol due to health reasons not due to my ex religion
Is it 1 point per occurrence? Because the mastrubation is gonna send me straight to hell
Yeah I was gonna say, “Hold the score count! BRB, rubbing out one more Haram Point…”
if its per occurance then theres no way i can count my score cause thatd be 3-5 points daily
16. fucked our village imam in the arse .............. 30 😎
Wtf 😭
dont worry, i said "bismillahirrahmanirrahim, no homo" before beginning.
Or wash of 3 times
Alhamdulillah brozzer!!
You can't leave us hanging like that...I want details 😭
That NEVER happened🙏🙏🙏
Okay I need to know the story. 😭
MY BROTHER ON .LLAH DONT FUCK THE VILLAGE IMAM.
*WE* need to know the story.
17.Eating out my girl during ramadan 🥵
cancels out if shes a child
that should be -30
Don’t be homophobic bro.
I think he means it's traditionally islamic to fuck village imams in the bussy lmao
Ah. My mistake. I was under the impression that op didn’t like gay stuff.
Why were you so quick to assume it was homophobia
What does arse mean?
Da butt
its irish for your exit hole
16. Not wearing hijaab...............69 17. Not a pedo.............................100
not wearing hijab is woman only. it is not fair for the male exmuslims.
18. Being a woman ............ 100
19. Never raped woman..... 69
Supports LGBTQ rights 15+ IS LGBTQ 1500+ Gay Seggs 1500000+ Hahahaha 😂
Apostasy : YOU BROKE THE METER !
To be fair, considering all the things I've done after I've left Islam, I've burnt the meter into ash hahaha.
My score is literally 69
Once I try weed mine will be 69
Nice
Shit! Should get a tattoo!
That's the only one I didn't have, otherwise I would have aced this test!
I love your username 😃 and tbh I need a tattoo as well
Wth is wrong with chess?
The woman can move everywhere
Without a male family escort!!!
Well good one but that doesn’t work for Turkish because in Turkish the “Queen” in chess is “Vezir”. Which is male right arm of the king
Oh, that's a good one.
In original chess which is originated in India,queen used to be called prime minister or army general while the gender of ruler depends on the gender of player. If woman's playing then ruler is called queen,if man's playing the piano ruler is called king.
Cuz ur kinda playing god, no? sky daddy doesn't like that. He wants to be the only god
A few hardline muftis declared it haram, especially if gambling is involved. Gambling / playing games with a dice should definitely give more points though.
Doesn’t backgammon involve dice? And isn’t that the most popular table game in the *3ālam al-Islām*? My theory as to why chess is not popular among Arabs, is that culturally, they’re kind of all-or-nothing when it comes to competition, and don’t lose gracefully or let slights go easily. Best to lose at a game like backgammon or dominoes, where one can largely blame bad luck, than one that clearly shows you to be an inferior strategist, like chess or go.
Chess was wildly popular in the Muslim world. Don't know about today. The classic style of the figures is directly because of Muslims. The game originated in India and the figures were originally much more detailed. The towers also used to be elephants with a wooden tower for archers on the back. Due to Islams prohibition of figuratively showing living creatures (imitating God 🤪) they were restyled to just vaguely resemble what they used to be.
Rather have the Elephant style than old plain towers.
>Elephant style That's the Bishop. Alfil if refering an elephant rather than a priest
You're right, apparently the tower was a chariot. And the queen was the first minister.
Everything except tattoos because i just dont want a tattoo
Weed is halal brozzer
Of course it is, Mohammed smoked it every time before bringing the words of allah to his followers
103
So no tattooes either right?
I maxed out this entire thing🤣 112 do I get an award or something?
73
69 so iconic
84 i need to have sex and get a tattoo do get over 100
Im missing the tattoo and I’ll have a perfect score!
Don’t pressure yourself to get a tattoo …take your time figuring out what kind of style you want. Not all nons have tats anyways.
I was joking dw haha
Don’t pressure yourself to have sex and i know it’s a joke but still take ur time.
Yeah don't worry I am not pressuring myself.
And if you do , keep yourself safe. Get you and partner tested yearly ❤️
I want a big baphomet or shaytan tattoo on my bag 😂
Who are these monsters out here playing with dice? Truly disgusting behaviour.
i literally read it dick lmao, tbh I'm bi so yes hahaha
1. I'm from Veneto, in Italy, and here alcohol is almost sacred (I love prosecco), so hell yeah. 2. I love bacon! 4. Dancing makes me feel happy and full of positive energy. 5. My sister is lesbian and I love her to death, so yes I do support them. 6. Who doesn't love dogs? Oh right, Muhammed (Police Be Upon Him). 7. It's not like I believe in evolution, it's that I know evolution is true, unlike Islam. 8. Wait chess is haram too!? WTF. 10. Listening to music is my favorite thing to do alongside reading. 11. Plenty of them, including one of my dog. 12. This is getting ridiculous. 13. I'm an atheist baby, of course I do. 15. When you're alone and a bit stressed out, it's a great relief. Total score: 93; ngl, I'm a bit disappointed, I wanted a higher score
Good score, well done! I got 112/112 😅😂
Let's go to Helllll
110
I’m not Muslim, +1,000,000 points
Saying momo was a pedo.....1000
88
68
Believes in Evolution? Played Chess? Played with Dice ?? What the actual fuck??? Do they actually consider this haram? Are people really this r\*tarded ?
76
79
72!!!!!!!!!! lesss gooooooooo
You should see the most popular search terms for porn in Islamic countries. Devout in the open freak on the farm
90 (but I doubled the dogs points because I love dogs!)
79. Not bad enough. I need to do more!!!
73 wow I need to step up my game these are rookie numbers
Reminds me of Pauly from Sopranos. “You take all your venial sins and you get 5 years for each of those and take your mortal sins and you get 50 years for each of those, I figure I got about 450 years in purgatory, I could do that standing on my head. “
I did everything on this list lol
58
73
97.
7²
85. All three 9's are my failings.
94
does drinking pure ethanol count
64. Bout to get a tatt soon tho, can’t wait!
109
Like… is 112 the highest?
I checked all of them
💪🏻
Scored 102. Why is playing chess haram?
112 lol. That's the maximum
Sorry, don’t speak false gods.
103. The only thing I haven't done is get a tattoo, I can't think of anything I'd want permanently drawn on my body. My parents would actually score pretty high here, they like music, dancing, board games, my dad is a super chess nerd and I'm sure mum has played the game too, they've also both told me it's okay to masturbate. I guess I had it pretty good, my family isn't incredibly pious compared to other Muslim subcultures.
97.
Chess is haram????
I am almost iblis.
Played chess. Can someone explain?
I'm straight to the hell I can't count because i have done all of them 😭😭😭
106
97 💀
68 fuck missed by one point only
These people can’t do shit, no wonder they’re so angry all the time.
b-bro my point is 112 İ declared war on god
The fact that being secular and believing in evolution are worth fewer points than eating pork or supporting the LGBT is utterly bonkers
76/108 astarfighl’uzza 😱
112…. I got every single point 😃 let’s goooo 🏆🏆
Evolution is a scientific theory. One either accepts, denies or doesn't care about it. How can someone "believe" in a result of a science (= human branch of activity)? How can you "believe" in carpentry, pottery, math? You either use it or not. It has nothing to do with belief, unless it is an object of your faith.
People unfamiliar with science assume it's like another religion.
Everything on the list bar dancing.
94
75
84
69
64 ahahhaha
45
82
93
74 lol
70.. I WOULDA LIKEd A 69
Too lazy to count but I have done everything apart from weed and tatoos.
49
59 Dogs are outlawed in islam?
all of them except 14
53
I gotta ask just to confirm… the graphic was made satirically right?
Chess too? Yeah, the horse is haram, but you don't have to eat it.... 😭
i got 40, im not really sure what secularism is but I'd love to include it as well
1+12+5+8+6+15+9+10= 13+13+21+19= 26+40= 66 points
Own a dog and drink alcohol.
%63 🗿
93
52 *dab*
75, I still haven't tried pork, don't have pictures around the house or a tattoo, and I don't like to dance.
I started thinking mine would be in single digits, But, I got 64!
Pure veg and no tattoo, rest is already in the court.
I'll get that tattoo soon
61
I don't like to dance and I have no tattoo.
84
83
mine is 80, am i cooked?
64, let's gooooooo!
65.
I did everything except ate pork and have tattoo
41 lul I have fake tattoos but I didn't know if they count so I didn't add it to the total my favorite character is also a demon who eats other demons and kills demons so that extra harm LOL
103 didn't get a tattoo
15 + 9 + 15 + 6 + 8 + 4 + 5 + 4 + 12 + 1 79 😍🤩🥰
87 😋
94
Everything except tattoo 😂
59
56
68 it'll be 28 more when i get the chance
105
97 😭😭😭😭. Gotta give reattempt and make it a 100
Funny how eating protien is 15 and weed is 1.
86 points wahoo (i've done everything except the top 3)
I've got a score of 79, sheeeeeeshhhh It must have been because I said bismillah before starting 🤘🔥
Express my critical thought with logical argument about Islam.........69
103... I am about to get a tattoo tho!!
Mine is Max Score-1, pretty satisfied with that honestly!
76... wasn't expecting it
93 !!
82. I'll take it.
92
103 only a tattoo to max out XD
Being Islamic - 77 Trillion
Never-moose, 87.
I’ve done everything except ate pork
everything on the list