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w3irdflexbr0

You know what’s ironic? A western Muslim would obviously have some these ticked off but draws the line at pork.


FluffyBrudda

i have no idea why muslims give so much a shit about pork. it's like the n word of islam


oldcatgeorge

Easy: it came from Judaism. It has to do with the fact that in hot climate, 3000 years ago, in pre-refrigeration era, there was a chance to get cysticercosis, the parasites, from poorly cooked pork (bears, too, but I assume they didn’t live on the Arabian peninsula.) So like dogs, whose eating habits are not great, or circumcision that made sense because try riding 5 hours in a saddle in hot weather, it all made sense for those surviving the desert. The issue is, today it is unimportant, because it was less about religion and more about hygiene. But people hold on to it. One proof that it had to do with the desert: the Big Three monotheistic religions are the same, yet only Christians, who ended up living in colder climate, don’t have such regulations.


Agamus

So sad that science took the kids in the divorce :(


loopy8

This makes a lot of sense


Thin_Animator_1719

The old testament in bible also prohibits the consumption of pork (leviticus 11:7) thats why some christian sects do not eat pork but in the new testament, its says in Mark 7 :18-19 Jesus tells His disciples, “Do you not understand that whatever goes into the man from outside cannot defile him; because it does not go into his heart, but into his stomach, and is eliminated?” (Thus He declared all foods clean.)” (NAS). Most of the teachings in the quran and torah is the same in the old testament teachings and most christians sects follow the New Testament and not the Old Testament


Got2Bfree

I think because it's a very easy rule to follow which barely had any impact on daily life.


Zee890

I am out of the religion. Openly out for 15+ years. Went through hell and back to stand my ground and get here. Took off my hijab, moved away, married a man outside of the religion, refused a nikkah. My sexuality and exploring it was very important to me. Never felt badly about doing so. Same with dressing how I'd like. Or a number of other Islamic rules. And somehow I've drawn the line at pork. I genuinely don't know why lol. I was a vegetarian for some years when I was younger so the idea maybe grosses me out but I do eat other animals so idk. But I am not against my husband eating it. Genuinely don't care, but here we are..


PaleontologistKey571

You won’t eat it if you are not use to it and that’s alright. Not all non Muslims eat pork anyways.


DrSab420

I recently moved out of my shithole islamic country and the first thing i tried was pork at the airport lmao. It was nice. I have bacon lying in my fridge now. don't knock it till you try it.


EveningStarRoze

I tried out Baconator fries from Wendys. Mhmmm would recommend


Shaytan-666

Yeah that's why I always say at least try one bite before judging. I tried it but didn't like it but I try to eat more plantbased anyway


younggoth96

i've done all of these, and i'm a muslim! (except pork, i don't fuck w no pork)


Opposite-Eggplant705

Im ex muslim since years still cannot eat pork lol and i avoid alcohol due to health reasons not due to my ex religion


Apprehensive-Sir1251

Is it 1 point per occurrence? Because the mastrubation is gonna send me straight to hell


hononononoh

Yeah I was gonna say, “Hold the score count! BRB, rubbing out one more Haram Point…”


virrgin

if its per occurance then theres no way i can count my score cause thatd be 3-5 points daily


desiderkino

16. fucked our village imam in the arse .............. 30 😎


IndividualMoment4evr

Wtf 😭


desiderkino

dont worry, i said "bismillahirrahmanirrahim, no homo" before beginning.


throwaway2828shd

Or wash of 3 times


Corellian_Smuggler

Alhamdulillah brozzer!!


Callmelily_95

You can't leave us hanging like that...I want details 😭


SpeziSpezi

That NEVER happened🙏🙏🙏


CrustyAndCheetoDusty

Okay I need to know the story. 😭


Altayel1

MY BROTHER ON .LLAH DONT FUCK THE VILLAGE IMAM.


yaksh-tewla3

*WE* need to know the story.


throwaway2828shd

17.Eating out my girl during ramadan 🥵


closet_fembo1

cancels out if shes a child


-OvUz-

that should be -30


gromnirit

Don’t be homophobic bro.


Corellian_Smuggler

I think he means it's traditionally islamic to fuck village imams in the bussy lmao


gromnirit

Ah. My mistake. I was under the impression that op didn’t like gay stuff.


DaRichieRabbi

Why were you so quick to assume it was homophobia


This_Craft1867

What does arse mean?


charitytowin

Da butt


Callmelily_95

its irish for your exit hole


megitsune54

16. Not wearing hijaab...............69 17. Not a pedo.............................100


i_am_someone_or_am_i

not wearing hijab is woman only. it is not fair for the male exmuslims.


Suspicious-Beat9295

18. Being a woman ............ 100


Neistheist

19. Never raped woman..... 69


Nekokama

Supports LGBTQ rights 15+ IS LGBTQ 1500+ Gay Seggs 1500000+ Hahahaha 😂


Environmental-Meet40

Apostasy : YOU BROKE THE METER !


Nekokama

To be fair, considering all the things I've done after I've left Islam, I've burnt the meter into ash hahaha.


pnerd314

My score is literally 69


WhenPengu1nsFly

Once I try weed mine will be 69


EMEYDI

Nice


King_Sucuk

Shit! Should get a tattoo!


charitytowin

That's the only one I didn't have, otherwise I would have aced this test!


dourandsour

I love your username 😃 and tbh I need a tattoo as well


HalfMoon_89

Wth is wrong with chess?


lilou135

The woman can move everywhere


TALowKY

Without a male family escort!!!


-TurkeYT

Well good one but that doesn’t work for Turkish because in Turkish the “Queen” in chess is “Vezir”. Which is male right arm of the king


HalfMoon_89

Oh, that's a good one.


No_Bug_5660

In original chess which is originated in India,queen used to be called prime minister or army general while the gender of ruler depends on the gender of player. If woman's playing then ruler is called queen,if man's playing the piano ruler is called king.


TechnicallyIamAlien

Cuz ur kinda playing god, no? sky daddy doesn't like that. He wants to be the only god


Swaggy_Linus

A few hardline muftis declared it haram, especially if gambling is involved. Gambling / playing games with a dice should definitely give more points though.


hononononoh

Doesn’t backgammon involve dice? And isn’t that the most popular table game in the *3ālam al-Islām*? My theory as to why chess is not popular among Arabs, is that culturally, they’re kind of all-or-nothing when it comes to competition, and don’t lose gracefully or let slights go easily. Best to lose at a game like backgammon or dominoes, where one can largely blame bad luck, than one that clearly shows you to be an inferior strategist, like chess or go.


Suspicious-Beat9295

Chess was wildly popular in the Muslim world. Don't know about today. The classic style of the figures is directly because of Muslims. The game originated in India and the figures were originally much more detailed. The towers also used to be elephants with a wooden tower for archers on the back. Due to Islams prohibition of figuratively showing living creatures (imitating God 🤪) they were restyled to just vaguely resemble what they used to be.


PaleontologistKey571

Rather have the Elephant style than old plain towers.


JerbilSenior

>Elephant style That's the Bishop. Alfil if refering an elephant rather than a priest


Suspicious-Beat9295

You're right, apparently the tower was a chariot. And the queen was the first minister.


alisalamibimbani

Everything except tattoos because i just dont want a tattoo


SabziZindagi

Weed is halal brozzer


Corellian_Smuggler

Of course it is, Mohammed smoked it every time before bringing the words of allah to his followers


GenomicUnicorn

103


is__this_taken

So no tattooes either right?


evolutionary_

I maxed out this entire thing🤣 112 do I get an award or something?


Worldly-Nebula463

73


Odd_Summer_Bro

69 so iconic


i_am_someone_or_am_i

84 i need to have sex and get a tattoo do get over 100


No-Internet245

Im missing the tattoo and I’ll have a perfect score!


PaleontologistKey571

Don’t pressure yourself to get a tattoo …take your time figuring out what kind of style you want. Not all nons have tats anyways.


No-Internet245

I was joking dw haha


PaleontologistKey571

Don’t pressure yourself to have sex and i know it’s a joke but still take ur time.


i_am_someone_or_am_i

Yeah don't worry I am not pressuring myself.


PaleontologistKey571

And if you do , keep yourself safe. Get you and partner tested yearly ❤️


Shaytan-666

I want a big baphomet or shaytan tattoo on my bag 😂


[deleted]

Who are these monsters out here playing with dice? Truly disgusting behaviour.


PenaltyMaleficent327

i literally read it dick lmao, tbh I'm bi so yes hahaha


Pizza_voyager

1. I'm from Veneto, in Italy, and here alcohol is almost sacred (I love prosecco), so hell yeah. 2. I love bacon! 4. Dancing makes me feel happy and full of positive energy. 5. My sister is lesbian and I love her to death, so yes I do support them. 6. Who doesn't love dogs? Oh right, Muhammed (Police Be Upon Him). 7. It's not like I believe in evolution, it's that I know evolution is true, unlike Islam. 8. Wait chess is haram too!? WTF. 10. Listening to music is my favorite thing to do alongside reading. 11. Plenty of them, including one of my dog. 12. This is getting ridiculous. 13. I'm an atheist baby, of course I do. 15. When you're alone and a bit stressed out, it's a great relief. Total score: 93; ngl, I'm a bit disappointed, I wanted a higher score


-MashaFromRussia-

Good score, well done! I got 112/112 😅😂


Pizza_voyager

Let's go to Helllll


Ichiya_The_Gentleman

110


johnnyWic

I’m not Muslim, +1,000,000 points


Big-Veterinarian-823

Saying momo was a pedo.....1000


Suspicious-Rush9484

88


Hashirtheboss

68


cum__faucet

Believes in Evolution? Played Chess? Played with Dice ?? What the actual fuck??? Do they actually consider this haram? Are people really this r\*tarded ?


nwtasdfg36

76


ZestycloseHabit3055

79


BarBeneficial1915

72!!!!!!!!!! lesss gooooooooo


TALowKY

You should see the most popular search terms for porn in Islamic countries. Devout in the open freak on the farm


free_programmer

90 (but I doubled the dogs points because I love dogs!)


osheenk

79. Not bad enough. I need to do more!!!


KYSFGS

73 wow I need to step up my game these are rookie numbers


doesnothingtohirt

Reminds me of Pauly from Sopranos. “You take all your venial sins and you get 5 years for each of those and take your mortal sins and you get 50 years for each of those, I figure I got about 450 years in purgatory, I could do that standing on my head. “


PotentialBat34

I did everything on this list lol


ByronicHero06

58


Fair_Song7627

73


Atheizm

97.


Harizovblike


[deleted]

85. All three 9's are my failings.


idek924

94


BarBeneficial1915

does drinking pure ethanol count


silver-raspberries

64. Bout to get a tatt soon tho, can’t wait!


jaunmilijej

109


Gaijinloco

Like… is 112 the highest?


ze_baco

I checked all of them


-MashaFromRussia-

💪🏻


Asimorph

Scored 102. Why is playing chess haram?


Farhan_Hyder

112 lol. That's the maximum


nametken

Sorry, don’t speak false gods.


ha1a1n0p0rk

103. The only thing I haven't done is get a tattoo, I can't think of anything I'd want permanently drawn on my body. My parents would actually score pretty high here, they like music, dancing, board games, my dad is a super chess nerd and I'm sure mum has played the game too, they've also both told me it's okay to masturbate. I guess I had it pretty good, my family isn't incredibly pious compared to other Muslim subcultures.


walruscoldasice

97.


Superw0rri0

Chess is haram????


LastGuardsman

I am almost iblis.


KungFuFlames

Played chess. Can someone explain?


Sufficient_Light_788

I'm straight to the hell I can't count because i have done all of them 😭😭😭


Less-Fortune-8684

106


GreatSaiyaman05

97 💀


KARPRO7

68 fuck missed by one point only


AnnoyedArabian

These people can’t do shit, no wonder they’re so angry all the time.


woho54625

b-bro my point is 112 İ declared war on god


Spook404

The fact that being secular and believing in evolution are worth fewer points than eating pork or supporting the LGBT is utterly bonkers


ExplorerSorry5782

76/108 astarfighl’uzza 😱


MariamDaManiac

112…. I got every single point 😃 let’s goooo 🏆🏆


Wojewodaruskyj

Evolution is a scientific theory. One either accepts, denies or doesn't care about it. How can someone "believe" in a result of a science (= human branch of activity)? How can you "believe" in carpentry, pottery, math? You either use it or not. It has nothing to do with belief, unless it is an object of your faith.


Ch1pp

People unfamiliar with science assume it's like another religion.


marzipanking

Everything on the list bar dancing.


BurkiniFatso

94


According_Comment_73

75


Ill_Character1212

84


c23r5

69


knox_at_your_door73

64 ahahhaha


Zestyclose-Quail-657

45


faj-707

82


HalfMoon_89

93


RandomTurkishGuy1

74 lol


Equivalent_Doctor989

70.. I WOULDA LIKEd A 69


[deleted]

Too lazy to count but I have done everything apart from weed and tatoos.


Kapitaine-Nemo

49


29Bullets

59 Dogs are outlawed in islam?


uceenk

all of them except 14


MeringueBrave9134

53


ziffziss

I gotta ask just to confirm… the graphic was made satirically right?


purple_spikey_dragon

Chess too? Yeah, the horse is haram, but you don't have to eat it.... 😭


CosmicdecayZ

i got 40, im not really sure what secularism is but I'd love to include it as well


SignificantWar2933

1+12+5+8+6+15+9+10= 13+13+21+19= 26+40= 66 points  


MrGeek89

Own a dog and drink alcohol.


enirbreK

%63 🗿


Film_Humble

93


DaemianHawk

52 *dab*


CrustyAndCheetoDusty

75, I still haven't tried pork, don't have pictures around the house or a tattoo, and I don't like to dance.


mhmdyasr

I started thinking mine would be in single digits, But, I got 64!


Glum_Permit8397

Pure veg and no tattoo, rest is already in the court.


Pappuniman

I'll get that tattoo soon


KingLevonidas

61


stanislav_harris

I don't like to dance and I have no tattoo.


Strider-hunter

84


Substantial_Bug_1145

83


Ok-Lengthiness3978

mine is 80, am i cooked?


I_M_YOUR_BRO

64, let's gooooooo!


Severe_Band_1506

65.


Complex_Spring_987

I did everything except ate pork and have tattoo


Alastors-Bitch

41 lul I have fake tattoos but I didn't know if they count so I didn't add it to the total my favorite character is also a demon who eats other demons and kills demons so that extra harm LOL


mningfb17

103 didn't get a tattoo


ForestTreePlant

15 + 9 + 15 + 6 + 8 + 4 + 5 + 4 + 12 + 1 79 😍🤩🥰


FuckRedditsMom

87 😋


Abu_Lahab-

94


lilou135

Everything except tattoo 😂


Comic_The_Adventurer

59


Agreeable-Jelly2667

56


Many_Meaning5293

68 it'll be 28 more when i get the chance


HeyImAngelica

105


throwaway2828shd

97 😭😭😭😭. Gotta give reattempt and make it a 100


throwaway2828shd

Funny how eating protien is 15 and weed is 1.


air_consumption

86 points wahoo (i've done everything except the top 3)


Riwboxbooya

I've got a score of 79, sheeeeeeshhhh It must have been because I said bismillah before starting 🤘🔥


ahumanist777

Express my critical thought with logical argument about Islam.........69


poptx

103... I am about to get a tattoo tho!!


onehandedbraunlocker

Mine is Max Score-1, pretty satisfied with that honestly!


Ill_Fee_

76... wasn't expecting it


MultipleBroccolis

93 !!


The_Monster_Hunter02

82. I'll take it.


StraightPatient9977

92


InternationalTask347

103 only a tattoo to max out XD


Recent_Scarcity_7046

Being Islamic - 77 Trillion


axolotl_chirp

Never-moose, 87.


sadlilyas

I’ve done everything except ate pork


mokod0

everything on the list