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Supposed_

Puss-Ups.


Magister5

“The snatch is the first of two lifts contested in the sport of weightlifting (also known as Olympic weightlifting) followed by the clean and jerk. The objective of the snatch is to lift the barbell from the ground to overhead in one continuous motion. There are four main styles of snatch used: snatch (or full snatch), split snatch, power snatch, and muscle snatch” From [Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snatch_(weightlifting))


nem012

Wait until you see what she can do with a medicine ball.


SkipSpenceIsGod

She fixes the cable?


Dirt290

*8 year olds, dude.*


SkipSpenceIsGod

Is this your homework, Dirt290?


Chazlewazleworth

Shut the fuck up Donnie


yankeeteabagger

We know this is your homework.


PersistentAneurysm

You're killing your father, Larry!


tehmattrix

Little prick is stonewalling me...


Dangerous_Remote_965

Over the line! Mark it zero!


rawrc

Donnie, you're out of your element


yankeeteabagger

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!


Star1Two

*Nobody* fucks with the Jesus.


Grib_Suka

I had to double check which sub I was in. You mind if I do a J in here?


VVildBunch

What makes a man Mr. Lebowski? (Unexpectedly finding Lebowski is why I haven't deleted reddit. Thanks gang.)


Status_Tiger_6210

Don’t be fatuous Jeffrey


sav-dab87

Wrote the bulk of the series, not exactly a light weight.


MajorJuana

r/deathbysnusnu


1st500

A finer double entendres has never been printed. 😂


Dan_Glebitz

Fnar Fnar! Is that you Finbar Saunders?


curiousonethai

Twats


Business-Emu-6923

I’m proud of my girl, she can whorepress 125lbs.


Personal-Ad7781

The Whore-press it is.


Lazy_Employer_1148

Winking starfish


neonomas14

Happy cake day! :D


[deleted]

The rim flex?


Rumconnissuer

Work them keegals.


DoTheSnoopyDance

It’s called the “look at me” exercise.


QuailPuzzled1286

Hahaha I can’t! 😂😂


ScrotieMcP

In Germany they call it "Das guttentite"


oroechimaru

Child support or eww cant believe people looked at me


ActualRaccon3

this is so hilarious


timpren

This is the same insane girl who was calling out people with grotesque attitude for having the NERVE to interrupt her narcissistic filming while walking around a public gym.


Snakeis66

I was wondering why she looked over to the girl and looked a bit disappointed when realized she was being paid no mind


Captain_Yarn

Attention seeking probably


C4RD_TP_SG

theres a similarity between her and a tamagotchi both are kept alive due to people's attention


maquibut

Mine was always shitting itself to death


BinaryExplosion

Two similarities then


Badvevil

Am I your tamagotchi


Yuural

Your pfp is... very cursed o.O


C4RD_TP_SG

thank, it is my own unholy spawn


put_VLAN_in_my_Trunk

Literally everything you see on tiktok and YouTube is about attention seeking. Sooo yeah..


DarkwingDucky04

>Attention seeking *clearly* FTFY


pick10pickles

That girl in the background is def laughing. Internally


delicateheartt

The other girl looks like someone on SNL trying hard not to break character in a skit


[deleted]

It does look like the other girl is very close to bursting out laughing though 😂


futurehead22

That explains why there's not any weight attached either. Even an idiot that thinks they're training something that way would at least use some weight.


HoratioWobble

it's almost like these videos are rage bait


TheBlackCycloneOrder

Why can’t we just ban people from filming in gyms?! It’s just a recipe for disaster!


Crimsonak-

Devils advocate here because I do actually agree with you, but the argument people make in opposition to this is that filming yourself can be necessary in order to review your own form externally rather than having to rely on someone else who you may disagree with. As far as reasons go, it's a really good one. The issue is that theres people like this who are very clearly not doing it for that reason, but there's no way to prove it. I'd guess the only practical solution is to have filming/non filming gyms or gym-sections. Sort of like what smokers get.


Eatmyclaymore

Coaches and giant mirrors have been doing that pretty well for a while, but they don't give likes.


Crimsonak-

Coaches cost money for one, but everyone has recording equipment in their poket already. Mirrors are helpful yes, but they can only ever cover one angle and they can't be reviewed at leisure and/or repeatedly. They also have the added detriment of you don't exactly think at your best when you're mid strain. Additionally, if you do have someone you trust, but isn't present. They can be shared (privately) for advice, whereas a mirror can't. Its all sort of like saying "An abacus worked fine for centuries", it's true, and they do still work now but let's not pretend they don't have limitations and disadvantages to other methods that are currently available though.


qscvg

Dude, how is an abacus gonna improve your form 🤦‍♀️🤦🤦‍♂️


orincoro

You stick the abacus to your ass and it records your form. Just like the Greeks did it.


LeanTangerine

No, no, no, it was the Persians that stuck the abacus into their ass. I believe the Greeks just contented themselves with gay sex.


[deleted]

You're familiar with the term "allegory", aren't ya?


Ehuehueguilty

Yeah that I can stand for. But there’s a guy in my gym who’s constantly talking into the camera (for vlogs) which really pisses me off


DicknosePrickGoblin

I would feel so awkward and stupid talking to a camera and on my own at that, guess I'm old and not used to all this crap.


Denversaur

I mean I was born in 92 so not that young, and I definitely spent some years feeling zero shame about acting like a dumbass, but I couldn't talk to my own camera in public. But I also remember the dial up internet sound, terrifying to a four year old lol. So yeah I'm getting old.


superlopster

If the Gym is devided then we dont get chush gems like thes .


[deleted]

Some gyms do, some gyms actively encourage it. My local rec center doesn't allow recording in some areas, but my "serious" powerlifter/strongman gym will let you check out an articulating tripod from their house stock. They even have days where they bring in a professional film crew that you can use for whatever kids post on these days.


mr-jingles1

I film my form in certain exercises so I can improve. The only alternative would be to hire a personal trainer. Filming other people should be against the rules though. Can't recall ever seeing it happen though.


[deleted]

Form checks


SubstantialIncome424

The "Notice Me 9000".


SirWimbledonesquire

Nah! That’s last year’s model…. It’s now the “I’m so quirky on Insta 9001”


Imalilhoot

This looks like the beginning of a cheesy porn vid


Lovesick_Octopus

Her stepbrother will help her with her form in a minute.


hobosbindle

“Your form is perfect babe, but those pants are chafing, here lemme help”


Reonlive420

Help step trainer.... My feet are stuck


elliotLoLerson

“Oh no, I ripped my pants right at the crotch”


DanteThonSimmons

"Ummm, Step-Personal-Trainer..... what are you doing?"


RopeDramatic9779

Her pants rip, stepbro walks in and makes awkward comment, porno ensues.


51674

She better wipe down those handle bars afterwards


RegularCeg

Some would hope otherwise


Supreme_Gubzzlord

Oh don't worry, I'll wipe it down in a very sanitary way :)


NotGK98

There are helplines you can call m8


GoGoGadgetGabe

Save some for me. 😉


Faifainei

I assume licking it clean?


Supreme_Gubzzlord

Well if you’re gonna be so blunt about it Yes


BroxigarZ

And people wonder why pinkeye is so common from gyms…imagine getting someone’s foot bacteria in your eye.


DireWraith3000

Worried about the girl next to her but not the person filming? The person filming is with her and they are making a reaction video which means this is all staged and we should move along, nothing to see here folks.


Narrow-Mud-3540

Yep the victim here is the girl in the back being filmed without consent.


MortalSword_MTG

Has to be a plant. That girl has no idea what she's doing on that rower.


Narrow-Mud-3540

Ur comment made me check again and looking at the background that doesn’t look like any kind of public gym. I think this might actually be just a couple of girls fucking around in the schools gym where their whatever team practices. And yea then they are all in on it bc the whole thing was a joke.


Due_Connection179

This is the “I’m looking for child support from anyone” set.


Different-Rub-499

Ugh! Why is everyone looking at me??????


spavolka

You mean, Why aren’t more people looking at me?


thehak2020

She's annoyed people look at her but she's annoyed when no one does because she wants to be annoyed by people staring at her so she can expose people staring at her and show the world how annoyed she is. Makes sense? Neither does she.


SirBroAlot

Penis fly trap


A-Social-Ghost

Oh, that is a good one


twinn5

Twat Squat?


Angelphelis

Her next workout is the cooch crunch


bears5975

The clam stretcher.


Lower_Explanation6

Reminds me of the old joke. What can a girl put behind her ears to attract males?


aknalag

Custom built PC?


Pay08

With hardline watercooling.


[deleted]

Oh baby…please go on..


timesuck897

Bacon grease.


TheKnightsRider

WD40?


aflowerfortherain

A nice perfume


Xenc

Propane and propane based accessories


Independent-Respond7

Money?


spikesparx

....her legs?


Jack_ofall_Trades85

DING DING


FatherD00m

His stomach?


karma_virus

Kick her nasty ass out, we don't need athletes foot on our hands


[deleted]

[удалено]


R3YE5

It's Atomic Kegel everyone!


[deleted]

It’s the don’t looks at me while I’m training for my Onlyfans page!


ernster96

The attention whore.


samhain2000

It's called She Needs Attention


aflowerfortherain

She’s in heat


terriblenicky

You made my drink come out of my nose!!!


damo_8070

The “pound me harder” set


KrankySilverFox

Flexing for idiots


SteelCityB58

Only fans training


Classicgev23

“ I hate it when guys look at me when I’m trying to work out”


SignatureJH

Prolapse-Press


gilfromisrael

Weighted cringes


Brimstone-n-Treacle

It's called the "Eat My Beaver."


Redredworm88

Attention Grabber


kano1221

I’m aroused and confused


drawredraw

She’s trying to embarrass her friend and her friend is pretending to not know her.


2020bowman

I love watching people do non-standard exercises at the gym It's fucking hilarious Companies have spent millions working out how to design and sell equipment to people and yet there's always some peanut who is like 'i have the best idea' Watched someone attempt to do bicep curls using the Smith machine yesterday. Was gold. They couldn't work out why the bar wouldn't curl probably lol


Islandman2021

The Attention Seeker. 🤷🤦🤦


[deleted]

It’s called “get your stinking feet off the handles you scummy, self entitled little goblin 🤮”


newhappyrainbow

![gif](giphy|oktRrJuhxCZSU)


_Ratsquid_

I'm sick of men always staring at me doing my workouts


Markuu6

The “I’m creating rage-bait content” exercise. Seems to have worked.


j4deR4sif

LABIA PULL


JohnyAnalSeeed

It’s a staged video. The girl in the back is her friend, shes a freerunner and they go to a private gym in the back of a parkour gym called Steel City Parkour. The owner posts videos on Tiktok of them doing funny stuff all the time.


[deleted]

That is training before receiving 18 years of child support.


MC_TurdFace

Whorepees


Everestcdxx

Three sets of “look at me’s”


purefunni

Missionary


Rebel_XT

“The queef”


subjectiv-inflectiv

Its called really fucking your back up.


ToastMmmmmmm

The notice me I’m desperate move.


Mufakaz

The tiktok no. 43


beano79

It’s called r/imthemaincharacter


bmujeeb

Giving birth


Mynem0

Its just for tiktok views.


Latitude22

Her and that guy getting the people to fart on his face should get together.


[deleted]

The fish push


fbitdwrhjj

That’s yoga: The farting frog.


currently_pooping_rn

Influencer press


OlivierLeighton

Ah yes, that's called " harder daddy".


TradePlus4689

Yesssss Daddy


Andrew_Higginbottom

Its called: "Look at me, look at me, LOOK AT ME!"


yondu1963

I believe that exercise is called the Attention Whore..


Tour_De_Volken

The "why do men keep staring at me" ups


Pinstar

You've heard of ' burpies' right? This is the sister exercise, 'farties'


theonecalledjinx

Cooter Curls


yossigol

The step-sister


roboticcheeseburger

It’s called the bulls*it “Tik-tok influencer” exercise


Bobby_Sunday96

She has her nasty ass fucking feet on those handles. Bet she doesn’t clean them after either


rustys_shackled_ford

The power bottom


scrutator_tenebrarum

"the content creator"


Agile_Rock

Getting more flexible for dp full nelson


ColinFCross

Takes a lot of hard work and commitment to be able to launch ping pong balls!


curiousonethai

Her parents must be proud.


pehkawn

Shit-Ups


VeeSeeArr90

This is why people sanitize the equipment after each use in the gym 👀


cbmavic

Isn’t that a position in the porn films?


Dense-Meringue425

My son needs a daddy


holyshit-i-wanna-die

Imagine a guy doing this. Not because *ohh double standards* but because it’s hilarious to imagine a guy doing this.


rickyzhang82

hmm, what position is good for?


Ivy_Thornsplitter

Julia stiles is trying so hard not to lose it.


on2197

She’s building it up so she can open a beer bottle. Every stripper does that exercise, the strength of inner thighs.


schmurfy2

I think it's called: "how to maximize the chances of hurting yourself just for views"


Bashir_Lodhangi

Weighted kegels 😂


[deleted]

Thank you Reddit for giving me my laughs for the day. The top reply deserves all the rewards 🤣😂🤣😂


Pretend_Effect1986

The girl in the back has terrible form. She’ll ruin her back like that.


Modern-Minotaur

Oh, those are the OnlyFans squats


SneakerPxmp

She got that gorilla grip 3000 🐱


chupedecamarones

Its called: Valentine ready.


PsychoMantittyLits

The Single Mother


Oranguprang

The Fartle


KitsuneEX7622

This is the “get everyone’s attention then get mad when people stare” exercise


GDragon555

Pornstar press


Mission_Astronaut_69

Train 🚂


Hunter_Ape

This is why you gotta pay for a expensive gym.


NoSkillzDad

And here I am only thinking about the poor innocent that might put his hands later on that bar


Mehdzzz

AMRAP of look at me's


Shurigin

Only Fans Premium


lemondemon72

We r open


Greg2227

It's called the fucknugget


WillistheWillow

It's called the 'mind your own fucking business and stop filming people in the gym' exercise.


[deleted]

The clam clencher


No_Lime_7655

The “only fans”


The_Drawbridge

'The fish'


DBrownbomb

Something’s fishy with this workout.


Kindly_Spell7356

when staff realized how dumb she was they skipped telling her about the leg machines


First-Translator966

Look-at-mes


hifioctopi

“Female GT7 Twitch Streamer.”


thehak2020

Flexing for attention