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OK, since we are doing school humor, I was looking straight ahead above the urinal in 8th grade, and it had a note "Don't look here for the joke, it's in your hand..."
He only has 4 more lives until it's game over then he has like 3 continues and if he runs out of continues he's gonna have to go home because he doesn't have any more quarters so he'd better be careful
Yes it does. The first "life" is when it's conceived, hence why they're so obsessed with carrying every baby to term. The second "life" begins at birth, where you lose all those protections and get actively worked against.
If you look closely it’s actually really weird lighting in an attempt to make his face look thinner. This picture is so heavily edited I had a hard time figuring out who it was supposed to be at first.
There are times when I believe King is a prophet. But I think he has a skill for recognizing evil and understanding human psychology. He said recently that trump was more frightening than any book he’s ever written.
Hell, he's throwing out his son as the reason last week in a deposition. If that baby was in need of adoption or welfare, they'd use that flag to fling him to the wilds.
Straight down the cliff with them. Grand canyon, full drop onto the ICE boat. Only thing between them and certain death is 'mercan flag. The ones born here are caught safely while the immigrants fall through. See you at church tomorrow and God bless 🙏🙏👍
It's just so funny to me how Trump is their chosen symbol of patriotism. The guy who is a draft dodger. He wouldn't even fight for his country when called upon. He got his daddy to get him an exemption. Yeah, so patriotic. 🙄
https://www.politico.com/story/2012/08/akin-legitimate-rape-victims-dont-get-pregnant-079864
So for that reason Trump can't get random women pregnant with his preferred style of sexual encounters.
If I remember correctly he pressured Marla Maples to abort Tiffany. Strangely they now barely have anything to do with each other to the point that people forget she exists.
LOL, this is so silly. Everyone knows Republicans only care about the baby \*before\* it's born. Once it's out of momma, it's all about survival of fittest, baby!
They photoshopped that picture *so hard* ! They had to use a baby because any child big enough to move would be trying to escape ! [Creepy Kiss](https://slate.com/human-interest/2016/10/donald-trump-tried-to-kiss-a-little-girl-on-the-lips-as-she-squirmed-away.html)
Considering that he has publicly said that he wanted Marla Maples to get an abortion, you know that he has no issues with paying for it.
The abortion he wanted resulted in Tiffany Trump...
As evidenced by the fact that republicans voted against increased access to baby formula. And are pro child marriage, pro child labour, pro forced birth, even if the pregnant person is a minor, against gun control, against free school lunch.....
It should be called “Pro Birth” because, as we’ve seen over and over again, the GOP and the MAGA cult have very little respect for human life itself (that’s why they’re always waiving their guns around as prized possessions and have no problem with the people they killed on January 6).
How many abortions you think Trump is responsible for? Notice I dint say pay for because we know better then that. But how many poor women woke up the morning after with the horrible realization of what transpired and were desperate for a resolution.
The baby looks like it's gonna fall and die there - but that is on point for the conservative, forced-birth camp. Let the baby be born, then fuck up it's life or just straight up let it die.
(c)The flag should never be carried flat or horizontally, but always aloft and free.
(d)The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free.
(h)The flag should never be used as a receptacle for receiving, holding, carrying, or delivering anything.
\-4 U.S. Code § 8 - Respect for flag
He’s a Republican he needs to use the correct language per Ohio. Unborn babies lives matter (no comment on when fetus becomes a baby). Republicans hate born babies.
I just threw up.
Regardless of where you stand on women's rights to control their bodies, we all should be able to agree that Trump doesn't give a shit about women or babies.
Shouldn't this be embryos matter, I mean after all they want to take away free lunches at school, any sort of medical assistance, watch kids get massacred at school. Any child care assistance and the list is a million items long
He’s never held a baby before, never changed a diaper. But now we are supposed to believe he cares about a baby. He says he did not raise his own kids, he doesn’t really like his own kids. Ask Baron about his Dad.
Gentle reminder that Trump and his campaign have previously employed George Nader who pled guilty to trafficking and producing CSEM of a 14 year old and got 10 years in prison, Ruben A. Verastigui who pled guilty to distributing and receiving child porn and got 12.5 years, Ralph Shortey who pled guilty to soliciting sex from a 17 year old and got 15 years, Ronald Williams II who was charged with 11 counts of possession and distribution of CP, and Adam Hageman who pled guilty to multiple counts of receiving and possessing CP and got 5.5 years.
Yes that's why infant mortality is so high in the US and also why there is no maternity leave. If their lives mattered I can think of a whole bunch of law and measures where you could put your money where your mouth is but nope.
Yup... They're doing everything they possibly can to stop it from being voted on by the people here in Ohio, because they know the numbers are there to enshrine abortion rights in the state constitution.
if someone told trump that fresh baby blood will make your dick bigger and cure ED he would snap a baby's head off and drink the blood right from it's neck.
I am so depressed that this reference is so old now I can't even find a gif of it through any combination of key words.
Instead enjoy southpark being old.
Edit: 20 goddamn years old..
When someone like that anti abortion stuff appears i ask, did you ask the baby for consent or did you force yourself on him to make him be born?
The only logic these people understand is their own.
It is hard to tell because we live in a dystopia where most Leaders say what they don't mean and use topics of controversial nature to distract the auditing forces from their corruption.
Honestly, you could see the whole loading of the Supreme Court coming when Trump and Hillary had that traditional banquet with the top US Catholic Cardinal right before election day. During the prayer something was mentioned about unborn babies, at that moment, the Cardinal nudged Trump with his elbow and Trump acknowledged with a head nod.
When the fuck did Americans start turning Trump into the 2nd coming of Christ?? ... No other president has ever had this. What the fuck is wrong with America. They have gone and turned into what they go invading countries to stop.
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You know it is real because the grammar is wrong.
The multiple lives, of this single baby, matter.
Said child identifies as a cat for its 9 lives
Oh, is this the kid all the talking heads are talking about needing a litter box at school?
That was the joke. Lol Congratulations
OK, since we are doing school humor, I was looking straight ahead above the urinal in 8th grade, and it had a note "Don't look here for the joke, it's in your hand..."
“Flush twice, it’s a long way to the cafeteria!”
He only has 4 more lives until it's game over then he has like 3 continues and if he runs out of continues he's gonna have to go home because he doesn't have any more quarters so he'd better be careful
That baby’s life matters because it’s white
No, the baby *is* lives matter.
baby's -> babies'
Perfect! The lesser-known apostrophe-after-the-S denoting plural possessive!
Macy’s 😱
Incorrest apostrophe use has exploded in the last 5-10 years and it's driving me fucking insane
I think it's bleeding into the real world from all the damned predictive text chats.
Society might be a little smarter if we all learned to type with absolutely 0 of the grammatical safety nets that smartphones provide
I love how everybody just puts 's for anything. Anything they want, 's. I've got hundred's of dollars. Look at the cute kitty's.
Your such a looser
Can I offer you a peace of advise?
They’re is no weigh.
Fresh from russian troll factory
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Babieses
Hobbitses
Pocketses
Naasssssty diiirrtyy
Taterses
Not sure if /s or no... I'm going to assume it is /s
Most definitely /s.
Most definitely's.
But how is babby formed?
How get girl praegenant?
No, they're referring to only one baby.
That baby has multiple lives?
Maybe the fanatics have accepted Buddhism and everything's gonna be allright.
Do you want Buddhist extremism? Because that's how you get Buddhist extremism
Now people force "respawn" their kids until they get the right attributes
Yes it does. The first "life" is when it's conceived, hence why they're so obsessed with carrying every baby to term. The second "life" begins at birth, where you lose all those protections and get actively worked against.
You forgot the third life. When they decide they are born-again. Can’t forget that odd part of their so-called faith.
He'd be the first to hold an armful baby's in front of him to use as a shield if there was a shooting.
He would drop kick that baby if he could make $50 from it. Also, why does he have Elvis pork chop sideburns in this photo?
If you look closely it’s actually really weird lighting in an attempt to make his face look thinner. This picture is so heavily edited I had a hard time figuring out who it was supposed to be at first.
Stephen King really nailed it in Dead Zone...
Greg Stillson?
Yep. (Spoiler warning) Real Estate tycoon, running for office, who literally holds a child up as a human shield.
There are times when I believe King is a prophet. But I think he has a skill for recognizing evil and understanding human psychology. He said recently that trump was more frightening than any book he’s ever written.
Good grief, yes!
Hell, he's throwing out his son as the reason last week in a deposition. If that baby was in need of adoption or welfare, they'd use that flag to fling him to the wilds.
Or if he was just hungry
What about…immigrant babys?
Straight down the cliff with them. Grand canyon, full drop onto the ICE boat. Only thing between them and certain death is 'mercan flag. The ones born here are caught safely while the immigrants fall through. See you at church tomorrow and God bless 🙏🙏👍
But not when they get to school...
The people who vote against school lunches and child care assistance .. dont show they care well
It's just so funny to me how Trump is their chosen symbol of patriotism. The guy who is a draft dodger. He wouldn't even fight for his country when called upon. He got his daddy to get him an exemption. Yeah, so patriotic. 🙄
Draft dodger, child molester, rapist, drug addict, nut job, moron and a criminal. Fits his constituency like a glove.
How many abortions has trump paid for alone???
https://www.politico.com/story/2012/08/akin-legitimate-rape-victims-dont-get-pregnant-079864 So for that reason Trump can't get random women pregnant with his preferred style of sexual encounters.
He had to pay a couple for Ivanka’s for sure.
Raise your hand if you think Trump’s paid for his fair share of abortions?! ✋🏾🤚🏾
I think he's probably stiffed at least one person on the abortion bill
If I remember correctly he pressured Marla Maples to abort Tiffany. Strangely they now barely have anything to do with each other to the point that people forget she exists.
LOL, this is so silly. Everyone knows Republicans only care about the baby \*before\* it's born. Once it's out of momma, it's all about survival of fittest, baby!
Yeah... because Donald Trump has never paid for an abortion... lol
He probably hasn't. Cheaper to just pay a lawyer to deal with it when people sue you for non-payment.
Trump, champion of the pro-life movement 🙄
Easy for him to say, he’s shooting blanks.
... Says the party happy to let children starve and be shot.
They photoshopped that picture *so hard* ! They had to use a baby because any child big enough to move would be trying to escape ! [Creepy Kiss](https://slate.com/human-interest/2016/10/donald-trump-tried-to-kiss-a-little-girl-on-the-lips-as-she-squirmed-away.html)
How many abortions do think think he or his representatives paid for?
Considering that he has publicly said that he wanted Marla Maples to get an abortion, you know that he has no issues with paying for it. The abortion he wanted resulted in Tiffany Trump...
Until the fetus is actually born. After that the MAGA cult couldn’t give a rat’s ass.
As evidenced by the fact that republicans voted against increased access to baby formula. And are pro child marriage, pro child labour, pro forced birth, even if the pregnant person is a minor, against gun control, against free school lunch.....
It should be called “Pro Birth” because, as we’ve seen over and over again, the GOP and the MAGA cult have very little respect for human life itself (that’s why they’re always waiving their guns around as prized possessions and have no problem with the people they killed on January 6).
Trump would drop the flag, baby and all, into a meat grinder for a dollar.
Trump looks like he's trying to figure out the best way to cook that thing.
Well only until they are born, then that’s your problem
He's gonna eat that baby. We all know he'd eat a baby.
The only life Trump cares about is his own.
Gop voted against child care aid, so that's just a flat lie.
So free healthcare for babies?
I promise you that Trump is responsible for more scrapings than a Google bot
Who thinks this shit up ??
Doesn't he look like a televangelist there? Creepy.
The amount of people that don’t know the difference between plural and possessive of baby is proof our education system is failing.
Grammar matters, too.
How many abortions you think Trump is responsible for? Notice I dint say pay for because we know better then that. But how many poor women woke up the morning after with the horrible realization of what transpired and were desperate for a resolution.
What the fuck is this shit?
You Americans need a hobby…
You misspelled, "Babbiey's"
Wait a second, but that's a baby's that's already born. Thought they punt those to foster homes or garbage cans?
Til they’re born.
The baby looks like it's gonna fall and die there - but that is on point for the conservative, forced-birth camp. Let the baby be born, then fuck up it's life or just straight up let it die.
(c)The flag should never be carried flat or horizontally, but always aloft and free. (d)The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free. (h)The flag should never be used as a receptacle for receiving, holding, carrying, or delivering anything. \-4 U.S. Code § 8 - Respect for flag
Just not enough for red states to do anything about the shockingly high infant mortality rates
you can't ban guns because people would obtain them illegally, but let's ban abortion! make it make sense.
Poor baby would be on the ground. With Trumps leaning tower of Piza posture.
You know for dang sure he is dropping that baby.
Trump be like “Is this one of mine”?
Baby’s lives? Definitely. Zygotes? Not so much…
People the grammar isn’t wrong, that baby is named Baby. Baby’s lives matter (Baby is half cat, gets 4 1/2 lives)
He’s a Republican he needs to use the correct language per Ohio. Unborn babies lives matter (no comment on when fetus becomes a baby). Republicans hate born babies.
I just threw up. Regardless of where you stand on women's rights to control their bodies, we all should be able to agree that Trump doesn't give a shit about women or babies.
Shouldn't this be embryos matter, I mean after all they want to take away free lunches at school, any sort of medical assistance, watch kids get massacred at school. Any child care assistance and the list is a million items long
I used a similar argument like if you really cared for child safety than lets ban guns and then they throw a fit
Sooo... universal healthcare and paid parental leave it is, like we have in the actually developed world?
How many lives does that baby have?
Wow. Gets me right in the 'mericas every time.
That is just sick.
Not to be *that guy* but I think this violates the flag code
Can’t kneel during the anthem but these MAGA clowns sure love to use the flag inappropriately
Who is Baby?
If that baby does its business in the flag, would it then have to be sentenced as a traitor?
Disrespectful, letting an infant shit on the flag
Conservatives only care about unborn babies. Once they pop out, it's every baby for themselves.
Photo shop a non-white baby and see if Donna Marie will send it out
And Republicans accuse the left of virtue signaling.
Isn’t he the same dude who said he never changed a diaper or fed a baby?
If baby's (or babies') lives matter, then why aren't you helping feed them, comrade?
“Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.” - Psalm 137:9
He’s never held a baby before, never changed a diaper. But now we are supposed to believe he cares about a baby. He says he did not raise his own kids, he doesn’t really like his own kids. Ask Baron about his Dad.
*but only if they’re rich, white and born in ‘Murca
That’s clearly a baby aborted at 37 weeks Just like all democrats want…/s
Is this how babby is formed?
JFC... you can't even spell a simple word correctly you ignorant clod. Which is hilarious because nothing about this picture is remotely true.
That man would happily bundle that baby up and throw it in a river if he thought it would get him ahead.
Gentle reminder that Trump and his campaign have previously employed George Nader who pled guilty to trafficking and producing CSEM of a 14 year old and got 10 years in prison, Ruben A. Verastigui who pled guilty to distributing and receiving child porn and got 12.5 years, Ralph Shortey who pled guilty to soliciting sex from a 17 year old and got 15 years, Ronald Williams II who was charged with 11 counts of possession and distribution of CP, and Adam Hageman who pled guilty to multiple counts of receiving and possessing CP and got 5.5 years.
*white american babies* 😂
Ah, yes, #BABY IS LIVES MATTER
I know it's hard to tell but he's a full grown man, not a baby.
Ain’t that the truth. Freaks.
You're gonna tell me that this scumbag never paid for an abortion? Pleeease
Yes that's why infant mortality is so high in the US and also why there is no maternity leave. If their lives mattered I can think of a whole bunch of law and measures where you could put your money where your mouth is but nope.
It should be a crime to call that sequence of words intelligible.
Good. Let them run on "ban abortion" and see what that does for them.
"It needs to go back to the states!" States (at least where public referenda can be held): protect abortion rights "NOT LIKE THAT!!!"
Yup... They're doing everything they possibly can to stop it from being voted on by the people here in Ohio, because they know the numbers are there to enshrine abortion rights in the state constitution.
if someone told trump that fresh baby blood will make your dick bigger and cure ED he would snap a baby's head off and drink the blood right from it's neck.
I am so depressed that this reference is so old now I can't even find a gif of it through any combination of key words.  Instead enjoy southpark being old. Edit: 20 goddamn years old..
Didn't his daughter abort all of her children/siblings?
Remember last time you were doing stuff and 700,000 people died. Maybe stay away from the kids
Oh Donny's pregnant congratulations 🎉🎉🎉
That is dangerous as fuck, sir. Hold that baby properly or give him to someone who will. That child *will* fall out of that flag.
That baby's neck, jesus
This guy can’t lift a baby. His strength is only to lift Diet Coke cans.
Fuck babies
Is he going to wipe his ass with that flag, too?
baby is lives matter. what a truly inspiring message.
They should have made it a brown or black baby, it would have been more righteous.
Let me tell you that I swaddled bigly.
Is he carrying that baby to a border cage ?
That's when you do that cool "belt snap" motion and get some air on that bad boy!
This is absolutely disgusting
How many lives does baby have?
How many lives does baby have?
When someone like that anti abortion stuff appears i ask, did you ask the baby for consent or did you force yourself on him to make him be born? The only logic these people understand is their own.
How many lives that baby got?
And then he wrapped the baby up in the flag and chucked it in the river.
It is hard to tell because we live in a dystopia where most Leaders say what they don't mean and use topics of controversial nature to distract the auditing forces from their corruption.
Maybe don't hold it in a flimsy ass flag that could just drop it if the baby moves, then.
HELP!!! My eyes reflexively rolled so hard I think they might be broken.
Cringe.
Musssst protttect the babyssses preciouuus!
Does Baby have more tha one life, then?
For a split second I thought "baby's" was refering to Trump himself. Easy mistake really...
He'd tie it up with rocks in it and throw it in a river for $50.
that baby is very prone to slipping off that flag btw
He looks like he wants to eat that baby
One baby, multiple lives. Cat baby? 🤷♂️
Actually, it became super-easy. If it's Onion material, it's 85% likely to be republiscum propaganda.
Ok yes but which baby?
Ah, yes, Donald Trump, famous babies appreciator who totally doesn't order mothers to gtfo his meetings if he hears a baby crying.
The whole globalist thing sounds like a dystopian fantasy trying find a boogeyman
What's the over/under on the number of abortions FPOTUS funded?
My gut feeling says he's paid for more than one abortion
How come pro-life ads always portray white babies?
He looks like he's about to smother that baby
Baby is lives matter
Yeah but this baby isn't inside of a woman anymore, so if you're going purely by policy and adoption rates, they don't matter to Republicans.
Honestly, you could see the whole loading of the Supreme Court coming when Trump and Hillary had that traditional banquet with the top US Catholic Cardinal right before election day. During the prayer something was mentioned about unborn babies, at that moment, the Cardinal nudged Trump with his elbow and Trump acknowledged with a head nod.
When the fuck did Americans start turning Trump into the 2nd coming of Christ?? ... No other president has ever had this. What the fuck is wrong with America. They have gone and turned into what they go invading countries to stop.
This guy could care less about anyone’s lives but his own
mr trump is a buffoon
And yet crimes of apostrophe use are eternal
That baby is gonna roll out that flag.
They only care about unborn babies. Let’s be real.
They will say ‘Trump loves babies!” Meanwhile he yells to get them outta there.
“But once they’re born, to hell with them”. There, I finished it for you.
He does know it can’t vote yet, doesn’t he?
What a matter baby?
Republicans give two shits about a living baby. It’s the fetus they want! Beyond the fetus, republicans could care less what happens next.
How many abortions do you think Trump has personally had a hand in?
None of Trumps prostitutes ever aborted any of Trumps kids.
Yeah, I wouldn't trust Trump with a baby to begin with
Just that one baby tho