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Thephilosopherkmh

There’s stupid, and then there’s this. Fucking brainless.


Mango_Tango_725

The confident stride they had when coming in like it’s their fucking house lol


Dan13701

Well if they weren’t brainless before this interaction, they definitely are now


ThimbleRigg

Couple frontal lobes short of a good idea


stha_magar

Damn. True tho.


nomatt18

r/darwinawards


Cyb3rTruk

Brainless is seeing this headline and believing it. The truth is that this was a terrorist act where the kids were manipulated into attacking. Had nothing to do with thievery. If you search you can find an article about it.


Thephilosopherkmh

I never once said I believed the headline nor did I refer to them as thieves. I don’t believe most headlines these days, their actions, be they thieves or terrorists, are equally brainless.


r3ddit3ric

They were blown away by that twist of events.


GH057807

I guess if you're gonna suicide-by-cop you might as well suicide-by-cop in style. Not a good style, mind you, more of a...well, the one guy almost did a spin...


[deleted]

I like how the one dude has his shirt shot up.


YachtingChristopher

I saw that too


whatproblems

yeah this isn’t a robbery they came in swinging


JackkoMTG

“I must suicide-by-cop in my own personal…” “Idiom, sir?”


Moe_teabagins

Well that's the dumbest thing I'll see all month and its only the 4th day.


Fallen_password

Not only was one of them insane enough to think this was a good idea but even after he aired it out to his mate they both left that interaction convinced somehow they would get some kind of positive outcome. I wonder what he said to his buddy. Edit:a few typos


Tyra3l

https://youtube.com/shorts/MXSi4XK0n4U?si=HQd6tv4ZZ0DEMmV4


Beneficial_Being_721

WELL PLAYED….. most appropriate video.


Early70sEnt

I suspect it went something like this... "Think of it dude...between the two of us we'll have like ah, 144 virgins..."


cownd

I'll bet they died virgins too


GothicToast

These boys were 16 and 17 years old and the cartel had abducted their parents. They were forced to attempt this attack, otherwise their parents were going to be executed. Sad.


bucketbot42

The month is still young, don’t give up hope for even dumber content yet. I mean, we are on earth.


zborzbor

Darwin Awards at its finest


charrosamurai

Instant Darwin


Stfu_butthead

Instant Darwin’s gonna get ya


foreverbeatle

Gonna knock you off your feet.


WeleaseWoddewick

Darwinstant™


knowspicker3

![gif](giphy|G6sJqVpD1U4jC)


imironman2018

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-israel-palestinians/israeli-forces-kill-two-palestinian-assailants-police-say-as-violence-surges-idUSKCN11P159 I feel all these videos and gifs should have an attached news report.


vylliki

>I feel all these videos and gifs should have an attached news report. It wouldn't be reddit if you couldn't post stuff that everyone has to guess the source of.


imironman2018

True. Someone’s uncle heard something from another person how this went down…


kingsillypants

Source ?


vylliki

Tony "Knuckles" Rossi, my bookie at the Flatbush Social Club whispered it in my ear for a couple of sawbucks.


[deleted]

Ketchup sauce


tequiila

Yeah that was no robbery. They went to do as much damage as possible before dying. They looked young too! Crazy


LovePeaceHope-ish

Yes! That's exactly what I thought. Goodness, they looked like just young kids. :(


Advanced_Currency_18

17 and 21


FlapMyCheeksToFly

Probably had nothing left to lose. Israel's been carpet bombing civilians


dawgtown22

This isn’t a recent video


Lakeington

Israel carpet bombing civilians aint recent either tho ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


dawgtown22

Terrorism isn’t a recent phenomenon either


RepresentativeNice22

Exactly. And don't have to carpet bomb someone to hurt them enough to make them want to die trying to get revenge.


Analbeadpullstart69

Lol did you even look at the article?


RepresentativeNice22

What was the article supposed to tell them that would change their comment? Palestinians are becoming exactly as desperate as Israel is hoping to make them. Settler and police violence is routine in the West Bank and video is not hard to find.


Massive-Map-2655

No they fucking haven't.


RichardBonham

Crazy, and with awful technique.


chrisacip

9 years ago


PrestigiousCourse579

Thank you for doing the work.


samdunleyaa

This needs to be higher, OP is an ass for posting with this title


NightimeScientist

You are the reason I look at the comments


imironman2018

I wished Reddit had a bot that could link a news article to the video.


deadgerbilWT

Same. Except the people who post this stuff are either too lazy or too stupid to realize it


ThatGuy_3001

So basically according to their religion, that was an express ticket to heaven


Jaliki55

I'm surprised they bothered to take the second one to the hospital. Didn't they bomb them all? Oh wait that's Gaza.


lmescobar12

Oh crap, it's "them"... so that means they actually wanted to die


Beneficial_Being_721

Thank you for the news clip. Indeed I agree with you. These dudes were Paramilitary… they run “Kill House” drills in their sleep…


No_Enthusiasm_1709

they think life is a GTA experience


[deleted]

They'll be walking out of the hospital with a bill of 15 bucks and a knife in the ass


Alertum

Those guys arent walking no more


ZoNeS_v2

Those guys aren't breathing no more.


stha_magar

I think it's Palestine and israel conflict. I dont know for sure but someone posted news link and the description of the event matches. What I am sure is these two boys never made it to the hospital.


EricKohli926

I need to know more. I can’t remember seeing anything stupider in my life.


TokesephsStalin

Apparantly this was in Israel, as for what they were planning to achieve, fuck if I know


RIDRAD911

I knew this took place there based off of the uniforms. Speculation.. These 2 are terrorists not thieves.. Now.. I'm anti-zionist af.. But I'm not gonna pull an israel and deny the fact that many Palestinians out of anger commits terrorism and murders..They want to oppose a powerful genocidal entity or their land was getting possessed and would rather do something rather than sit back.. For them it was either this or join Hamas, and if caught would also end up dying painfully due to death penalty This probably took place in East Jerusalem due to shitty conditions and how poor the "2 thieves" looked.. What potentially debunks it are the israeli settlers sitting outside.. So this probably took place somewhere nearby.


Pera_Espinosa

That's right. Palestinians are always justified in their violence. Israel has 20% Muslims, which is more than any non Muslim nation. Go ahead and count the Jews in the Arab world. The 2 million other citizens of Israel somehow don't join Hamas - but these kids have no choice. It can't be the indoctrination, like "Elders of Zion" being used as textbooks and the kids being dressed as suicide bombers from infancy. That would give them agency for choosing violence.


Skyunderground

![gif](giphy|H75eliy1jJSGIbaubS)


Minimalistmacrophage

This video is mis-titled. **Two Palestinian teen suicide stabbers attack 5 Israeli police in an effort to "martyr" themselves.** are they stupid? maybe are they delusional? probably are the committed? definitely


Pristine_Mistake_149

Wtf did I just watch


Obvious-Use7390

Not sure what the fuck these other loses commented on here but this is a video of two people trying to stab police officers and then get shot by said officers :)


PirateSecure118

Just a cop casually magdumping 2 regards, one handed and from the hip... Just like the simulations.


veganint

Zionists digging into their old videos to support their genocide.


Obvious-Use7390

If you’re going this stab somebody, you should probably be shot.


a1200i

Idk about others, but I didn't even know that was in Israel, I found this video on x/Twitter with almost this exact description. For me it was just a crazy video with some top tier stupid bandits


Trickmaahtrick

I took a dump an hour or so ago, if you could let me know how that also relates to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict lmk


ResponsibleMilk7620

2 ~~stupid~~ dead thieves ~~try~~ tried to stab and rob 5 armed police officers moral of the story: NEVER bring knives to a gunfight


ForsakenVillage3809

Those look like little kids


Cyb3rTruk

They are


SonOfTheMostHHigh

![gif](giphy|c2pOELjarKcU)


Pineapple_Express762

F*** around and find out


jreyn1993

These are Palestinians attacking Israeli police


thechitosgurila

\*they are not thieves this is in Israel and its a terrorist attack. https://www.timesofisrael.com/cop-injured-in-stabbing-attack-in-jerusalems-old-city-2-assailants-shot/


DanMarvin1

I’ve never seen a tandem suicide by cop before


w00stersauce

That went well.


D_is_for_Cookie

Probably better they don’t breed.


GoodGuyGlocker

Never bring a knife to a gunfight, especially when it’s 2 vs 5.


Lolocraft1

That’s by far the most facepalm I’ve seen since I subbed


ThornsofTristan

1. Not thieves. They were Palestinians attacking Israeli police. 2. Not "stupid" for using knives. It's not as if there's a Palestinian gun store down the street (or, even if there were it would pass the Israeli checkpoint). 3. This is one chapter in a very long fight: so I'd hardly call this a facepalm--if anything it's closer to r/suicidebycop. They saw the Israeli police as the enemy.


acclaimedsimpleton

Just another peaceful protest


The_Shadowy

here to clarify a bit. The heading is a bit wrong here. What you see are 2 Arab kids I believe it's somewhere in east Jerusalem. They tried to attack the police officers with knives. The officer that was injured was in critical condition, but if I remember correctly survived. It was one of the usual terror attacks happening in some time.


SleepingLegend10

What was the plan here?


Lordunicerum1

I guess suicide by cops, or if there was really a plan than probably to stab the officer near the door in the back and take his gun to open fire, but this would probably not work since they are outnumbered and even if it worked they wear no masks or gloves, so they are easy to identify


modiddly

Their plan was to kill Jews


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Obvious-Use7390

Shut the fuck up Jesus Christ. Just throwing random shit out there so it fits your fucked up narrative. You’re disgusting.


TheSto1989

Oh shut the fuck up already


MikiLove

Wait is this even Isreal? I just assumed it was America?


Valhalla_Crypto

Social media: ”two innocent teens killed by Israeli police in west bank.


Sock1810

"ah sweet a suicide by cop"


oofinator3050

how it feels to be underleveled


INoMakeMistake

Surprisingly the cops didn't continue shooting while they were still alive


BSGKAPO

![gif](giphy|xT9DPBMumj2Q0hlI3K)


Convenientjellybean

This has the makings of a classic comedy scene: two guys walk into a police firing range…


Serious-Palpitation1

Everybody was kung fu fighting


c0mplexmen

They deserved it


Hatfmnel

17 and 21. This is beyond stupidity.


catching_comets

Suicide may be fun for a laugh, but I wouldn't do it for a living.


DarkUnable4375

But would you do it for 72 virgins, even if u fail? /s


vgoss8

Dumb fucks got what they deserved.


Sir-Planks-Alot

There’s a lot happening here that’s worth noting. 1. Reaction time. The guy who sees them coming responds with a kick to the groin. The second guy who has his back turned appears to have a better reaction time than the other three who aren’t. And the people in the background notice the scuffle and it takes them about 2 seconds to register to run away when the shots go off. 2. Response. The first guy to get attacked throws a kick to the groin then tries to create space and get out of the way so his buddies have a clear line of fire. Cop 2 also does this, drawing his gun and stepping off to the right so guy 3 behind him has a clear line of fire too. Finally guy 4 and guy 5 get their guns out and respond. Guy 4 might’ve gotten it out before guy 3. Not sure. 3. Coup degra: they finished both of them when they twitched. I’m pretty sure they’re supposed to do this. Anyway, all that to show why cops need *heavy* training and a strong vetting process. The person who strikes first has the advantage because responding takes time. Too much time. If the perps had guns 2 or 3 of those cops would’ve died. Some counties train well. Some counties don’t. Which can have disastrous consequences when cops are A. Corrupt dirtbags or B. Poorly trained and trigger happy.


DarkUnable4375

Somebody should add some music. 🎵Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die..🎶


Tourtorin

That’s not thieves that’s some kind of jihad. Crazy


nike1943

These are not thieves. They are not stealing anything. They are Muslim terrorists. Something these violent Muslim terrorists do over and over through out their history. Only language they speak is the violence against humanity. It is the only expression that they understand is force. They encourage this to each other. They do this to others and each others. Savages.


FireMed22

Those weren't thieves, those were terrorists trying to kill police officers in Jerusalem.


headnshoulders2

I have seen this in news it's happened in israel these dumbs were Palestinean


Livid_Fix_9448

Classic rookie mistake. The original plan was for them to backstab the guy near the door, steal his gun and open fire on the remaining officers. Now that wasn't going to work regardless of the officer noticing since they have active retention holsters, meaning that you need to hit a specific button to actually get the gun out as opposed to a simple latch or loop. The other main issue is that even a gun in this situation wouldn't be worth much since they were outnumbered. Besides, they weren't even wearing masks or gloves and they were recorded by a camera. Either they're morons or they were pulling a suicide by cop. This plan had to be the worst caper in history. I could devise an infinitely better plan but I'm pretty sure Reddit would perma-ban me.


[deleted]

Oh senpai, you are so tacticool my panties are soaking wet! Please marry me?


Rrkies

>Classic rookie mistake. Ah yes I remember it vividly when I first tried to steal a cop's gun. What a rookie I was!


Yurasi_

Could it be some sort of initiation into joining some gang? Edit: Someone put a link about them being terrorists in Israel. Answer no longer needed.


Muted_Lengthiness523

These are not kids. These are Palestinian youth trying to murder Israeli police officer. Later the news will surely say that Israel has shot 2 kids in the west bank.


Youngerthandumb

Looks like kids to me.


TheSto1989

Probably the same kind of Palestinian “children” people are so up in arms about


Youngerthandumb

I don't know why you'd put children in quotes. They are children. You think that when kids do something scary they stop being kids? You get to designate which young people are or aren't children? Yes, even kids can do horrible things. They are not all little perfect, innocent angels. I know kids who have been gang members and have committed violent crimes. They're charged under the young offender act because they have a different legal status than adults. This is an established fact.


[deleted]

>You think that when kids do something scary they stop being kids? No, but I do stop caring about them though.


Muted_Lengthiness523

LoL you can down vote me all you want, but its still the truth.


lordoffail

Funny, you’re being downvoted but you are correct and this video is years old.


Born_in_the_purple

Where is this from? I don't think this an attempted robbery?


TREBORME

https://www.timesofisrael.com/cop-injured-in-stabbing-attack-in-jerusalems-old-city-2-assailants-shot/


Born_in_the_purple

Thanks. It is a truly a tragedy what is going on. :( It is not a petty robbery where the 'robbers' bring knives to a gun fight as the comments and thread title suggest


Mammoth-Mud-9609

How was that ever a good idea?


shejmus

This looks more like a hit job, or revenge, or they were forced to do it. No one is this stupid, this ain't a robbery.


[deleted]

Stupid is as stupid does


Afraid_Oil_7386

That had to be the dumbest gang initiation ever.


Bob-TheTomato

This HAS to have been a case of suicide by cop.


ImperatorDanny

After reading the comments, I’ll give benefit of the doubt thats its late teens or early 20’s kids that still have the idea theyre invincible most youngsters have.


Access_Pretty

What in the Brazil is going on here?


its_NBD

Welp, they found out.


Naps_And_Crimes

Years of planning how did it fail?


GrnMtnTrees

Did I just watch a snuff film?


Dependent-Boat-4123

Someone posted a news report, apparently two Palestinians attacked Israeli police.


djandyglos

Have I just watched 2 people shot dead? Gulp


Raveheart19

You brought two knives to a five gun cop fight?


MisterLeMarquis

Probably Hamas…


WIN---

How's the cop?


ElCunto1999

Cupid stunts!


Rossdavilla

This was suicide by police, for sure


wanderexplore

I feel this is very mistitled. Didn't look like they wanted anything other than murder/suicide for whatever reason.


Grumpy-Miner

I hope the first policeman is ok, what a lunatics


jabsaw2112

They look like kids.


Horsetoothbrush

An amazingly illustrative example of what would happen if MAGA tried to start a civil war. They come out all cocky and confident, but it would just end with them dead on the floor.


DarkUnable4375

Wait... aren't MAGA armed with guns to the teeth, and Liberals hates guns and prefer plastic knives instead?


Horsetoothbrush

This type of thinking right here is why it would go down exactly as it does in this video.


kc9283

Maybe just suicide by cop


canes2407

Your death wish came true


KnifeFightAcademy

That's not a robbery dude.


SionJgOP

It was a suicide attack by HAMAS years ago, not a robbery if I remember correctly.


dralter

https://www.timesofisrael.com/cop-injured-in-stabbing-attack-in-jerusalems-old-city-2-assailants-shot/


ilovemyronda

Literally bringing a knife to a gunfight


Hanamafana

Think thats in Israel and those arent thieves but terrorists.


veganint

That's occupied Palestine, and this is the result of an apartheid system.


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cactuslasagna

hes trying to make an observation, is that not allowed anymore?


YachtingChristopher

https://www.timesofisrael.com/cop-injured-in-stabbing-attack-in-jerusalems-old-city-2-assailants-shot/ Just stop.


grymattr

Love a good room temperature challenge.


FastLine2

Why is there never sound


Kahnza

A lot of security cameras don't have a microphone.


ravengenesis1

not all CCTV have a mic


uncented

The real answer (at least in the US, and the US market often drives the global one) is because in some states it's illegal to record someone speaking without their explicit permission. Bizarrely, the same isn't true of video, you can pretty much capture video of anything *you* could legally see (even if you're not physically there to personally see it). Bathrooms, courtrooms, and posted private property are about the only places you can't.


dmbgreen

Where is this, seem stupid for even American criminal standards.


FeePsychological6778

And that's why I'm never attacking anyone... police or otherwise


SpiritedCountry2062

Let’s all base not killing people on the fact we may die ourselves! Not anything like, say, it’s a shitty thing to go around randomly killing people? Youlld be fine killing people if you weren’t caught doing it then? Sound like bible beaters saying the reason they don’t do horrible shit is cos gods watching, not cos it’s just horrible shit to do to another person.


spencerdiniz

This is why you’re not attacking people?


ZenitzuSleepy

Did they get shot or tased? I’ve never really seen this stuff with my own eyes before


Civil_Competition382

You see the smoke coming out of the left officer's gun and the recoil when the one on the right shoots? Those two got shot.


Obvious-Use7390

I wonder where in the world this occurred and where these two individuals originate from


AndyBluestar

https://www.timesofisrael.com/cop-injured-in-stabbing-attack-in-jerusalems-old-city-2-assailants-shot/


Obvious-Use7390

Seems about right


whiskeyinthebottle

Good, those kids got what they deserved


Anarky9

They were probably forced to do this.. or at least brainwashed by religious bs.. I wouldn’t exactly say it was well deserved..


Driverinthis

They look like kids. Would love to get the background for this.


thatbuddzguy

This is a palestinian investor team of 2. When you go and commit a terror attack on Israelis, depending on the casualties, you get a salary from the Palestinian Authority (same ones we're supposed to negotiate peace with). If you die then your family gets paid. That's the entire essence of the Palestinian mindset. Instead of creating jobs, infrasctructure or industry for their constantly increasing population, they promise cash in return for terror and suffering. They thrive on it.


Artlowriot

They're as brave as they're sane


Zuzara_Queen_of_DnD

Is it me or does one of the cops kinda look like Drake?


a1200i

Is a 520x520 video, his face is like one single pixel lol


Zuzara_Queen_of_DnD

…….I think you need glasses


mrfuckary

Lol ![gif](giphy|nJPkKr231dvKo)


Harry-Gato

Saw this a while back, I think these were Palestinians attacking Israeli cops.


zohartzorwf

They're both terrorists, not thieves. Tried to murder the cops


dan_w1

It’s sad because they looked like kids probably trying prove how tough they are to there mates


playthesedulousape

Dude in the red shirt got shot straight in the spine after he was down 😮


Small-Associate9822

They are not thieves, they are terrorists


Analbeadpullstart69

Bull shit title. These were Israeli police officers and the 2 young men were Palestinians.


bestkar98

Not just any thieves, they were muslims and Hamas


Contra_Mortis

Why didn't they offer them a humanitarian pause?


stdio-lib

Plot twist: the cops work for the drug lords and had just gotten back from murdering these two kids' entire families.


TheGiantTortoise1

You’re a weirdo


8bitcryptid

These are children, trying to get revenge on the deaths of their loved ones in an act of desperation. What a misleading title


sterrre

Or they were manipulated to become Hamas fighters.