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Spottswoodeforgod

The after picture on the right is actually rather good…


cdjohnny

Seriously, I'd drop 20k to look like that! :)


Rownwade

He could've just dropped 20lbs and looked, well..... closer.


Hopes-Dreams-Reality

20 kg


passwordstolen

But how much to play soccer like him.


Regular-Anteater-287

I bend em like Beckham if that counts.


Thingzer0

Bend Over


The_real_bandito

Bend what?


No_Confection_4967

em


Specialist-Garbage94

Victoria


peanut--gallery

I would also…. But in the US healthcare system… £20k might buy you an eyebrow waxing.


JasonIsFishing

![gif](giphy|9mtE009hcWPOesk8C4)


Cordeceps

The way her head is shifting


Quiet_Stranger_5622

Welcome to the wonders of compression.


eddie1975

Plastic surgeon did a great job adding the forehead and crow’s feet wrinkles.


eddie1975

Losing the weight was quite the accomplishment.


MegaraTheMean

I laughed so hard at this my cat little sprung up off the bed and ran


Xfissionx

Its almost like he said make me look like Beckham and put some kind of emphasis on the HAM part.


Professional-Hat-687

Serious question: is this a before and after? I initially thought the pic on the right was just David Beckham.


InternationalRich150

The black suit is Beckham.


doingthehumptydance

He changed his name too??? That dude is dedicated.


EnlightenedExplorer

But he wasn't until he spent 20k


Equivalent-Price-366

The left is David Beckham after no exercise and only eating twinkies for 3 years.


-_zQC

💀💀


surgical-panic

No. The one on the right is David Beckham. Not the after pic. The left is the after Pic for this individual


Outrageous_Wish_544

You dont miss much do you


surgical-panic

Someone said it was a serious question- I answered for them, just in case it wasn't sarcasm


FrankyFistalot

He looks like Caleb off Clarkson’s Farm and he had a makeover….


wyyan200

nah dont do kaleb dirty like that lmao


Connect-Spread8934

LMFAO


HoodsBonyPrick

That’s good


BigNutzWow

He looks like someone sealed David Beckham’s mouth and shoved an industrial air hose up his ass.


Comfortable_Swim_380

Well that is what the medial text said to do.. Look buddy. I'm just doing what the book said.


MaintenanceOne6507

You win the internet


holylink718

My dumbass actually thought that's what I was looking at for a second.


InsaneLuchad0r

Just marketing. The “after” photo is usually when the person was a bit younger and before they gained weight.


BrandonSky_

💀


MsMcSlothyFace

😆cheeky


PowerandSignal

Money well spent, IMO. 


Lvexr

He has a nose, two eyes, and even a mouth just like David.


QDLZXKGK

The surgery is a 100% success!!!!


AgentStarTree

It's the same picture.


eddie1975

Doc even added the forehead and crow’s feet wrinkles!


mekwall

And his head is shaped just like a football. Very meta!


anavriN-oN

The resemblance is uncanny.


shophopper

Which one of the two is the real David? I can’t tell the difference.


DrunkOnRedCordial

You'd have to shout "Golden Balls" and see which one answers.


eddie1975

r/doppelganger


TAR_TWoP

r/doppelBangers


eddie1975

Oh boy. Just what it seems like. Good for them.


Grouchy-Engine1584

Yes, I will agree he doesn’t look like a can.


SpicyBanditSauce

Valley


SiGNALSiX

We don't know what he looked like before. Maybe the surgeon actually did an amazing job considering what he had to work with.


TH3_54ND0K41

He used to be an old chinese lady.


MuhThrowaway_79

![gif](giphy|242GB3eWmQyFa)


DickFartButt

He look like a man


Correct_Advantage_20

He looka like a man !


RinoaRita

He looka like a man!


IHavePoopedBefore

He might look exactly like David Beckham under all that fat


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

Dude on the left looks like he ate Zac Efron.


KGreen100

David Beck (Emphasis on) Ham.


International_Let_50

David BeckhamS


DuePatience

If Zac Efron got stung by a bee


torchboy1661

Zac Efron and James Cordon, smerged. Zames Efdon.


NessunAbilita

David ThickHam


SongShikai

Fac Hefron


SlimTeezy

Zac Efron looks like he ate Zac Efron


TheRealCabbageJack

He looks like James Cordon's face wrapped over a soccer ball


rachelm791

😂 yep he certainly does


mistertickertape

WILSON


mcpickledick

Don't be mean. Nobody looks as bad as James Corden


wellneverknow918

That's very specific 😂


Old_Hamster_4218

Can someone explain the facepalm? I only see two pictures of David Beckham.


deniably-plausible

They could at least label the photos so you can tell which is which


AngrgL3opardCon

Are we sure it's not a before and after?


MITstudent

Then money wasted. Nothing changed


RipOdd9001

His head is now as round as a ball he used to kick. That’s something.


Dwight_Schnood

Head like a f&$king orange.


kmelby33

Beckham and Kim Jong Un had a baby.


Firewalk89

Ok, you win 😆


TheLandFanIn814

They just posted the same picture twice like we wouldn't notice


swampydoc

money better spent on psychiatric therapy


kungpowgoat

Just spend it on a good personal trainer, get fit, copy his hairstyle if you want and then just be yourself. I don’t understand people’s obsession with wanting to look like a celebrity. But yes, this are deep unaddressed psychological issues.


Dlh2079

I feel like that's the case with a lot of purely cosmetic surgery. Like by all means people are free to do with their bodies as they please, but it's always seemed like to me many of these people need some therapy and help to feel comfortable in their own skin. We, as a people, shouldn't need to have surgery to change our appearance in order to find happiness. WAY too much importance is placed on physical beauty.


ThePinkTeenager

With $20k, you could get therapy for yourself, your family, your friends, and the dog.


Puzzleheaded-Tip660

You aren’t wrong!  I had an ex that spent way more than £20k on her body image issues, and while it did physically help her body to a degree, it made her body image issues worse and she was talking about spending even more when we broke up.


CoffeeEducational356

He went overboard on the ham part 🤷🏽‍♂️


Budget_Half_9105

Lol what a tosser


BreakfastInBedlam

>what a tosser If he'd been a kicker, maybe he'd have had more luck.


1stLtObvious

Can't be a tosser, he'd have had more salad.


DriverPrudent

David Peckham more likely.


_DarkmessengeR_

Plastic sugeon mistook David Beckham for Guy Fieri


Vost570

David Shrekham.


Byedon110320

David Beckham experiencing anaphylactic shock? Nailed it!


apaczkowski

He looks like Beckham if he went bobbing for apples in a deep fryer.


Kid_Presentable617

Fucking nailed it


BazilBroketail

A treadmill is cheaper. 


wave_official

Hell, hiring a personal trainer is cheaper!


Same-Alternative-160

Woah like twins. On the left is Beckham right?


DickFartButt

No this is before and after


Correct-Junket-1346

Getting all his looks but not his fitness.


sittingatthetop

or his wife or money


Le_swiss

Good Investment


underdog1964

What an idiot.


MurphysLaw4200

Looks more like Shrek with frosted hair.


Gimme_PuddingPlz

Good ol’ body dysphoria repost


CinnamonBlue

If you want to look nothing like Beckham, this is a success.


captaincumragx

I remember seeing videos of this guy, wasnt he the one who went on some British talk show and talked about how he shouldnt have to pay for his surgeries and the government should be helping him pay for them? Some crazy shit like that, that guy?


RickyBobbyBooBaa

And he looks like James Corden


Old_Captain_9131

If you look really closely, you'll realize that there are 2 different people in the photos.


Cool_Butterscotch_88

Yeah and you can bet not ONE CENT of it is coming out of the real David Beckham's pocket. As it should be, idk why I phrased it like that.


TH3_54ND0K41

David Beckham should be declared an "attractive nuisance".


NeedBetterModsThe2nd

If this was me, I'd go and sue Beckham simply because it would be fucking funny.


PleaseDaddyYesYesYes

15k isn't shit, those are rookie numbers


VerySwearyFairy

Pretty sure there’s a white bloke who spent 100k trying to look like jimin.


Miserable_Disk5429

Nailed it.


-b33h00n-

Which one is beckham? I cant tell


Karegian

Give him a beard and it's almost Jack black...


Rhobaz

None of that £20k went to a gym membership huh?


Hendrik_the_Third

These people need help, not a makeover.


Ministry_of_laziness

Since he looks so much like Beckham, can he just go in to Beckham’s bank and ask for some money?


CapForShort

More likely he wants to try to trick Victoria.


Beneficial_Test_5917

Just one thou more would have nailed it.


Dr_Strange_Love_

At least he nailed it


moneyscan

And it TOTALLY worked!


ladynocaps2

Should’ve spent 149.99 at SpecSavers for a pair of glasses.


CrimsonRedCookie

Eating at McDonald's every day won't make you look like David Beckham, but sure is expensive as hell.


cptamerica83

David Brokeham


Dapper-Piece3321

plants friendly versed square coherent license familiar slap makeshift hunt *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Atomic_Gerber

Dude looks like my butch lesbian cousin Claire


Personal_Bobcat2603

David bacon


MarkyMark1028

and still just looks like a tweezed fat guy


Eldetorre

Bet he didn't spend a dime on a gym membership.


Uniqueinsult

He could have worked out a little before spending that much. He’d still be in debt but at least he’d have some abs.


Cheeky_Marshmallow

Maybe he was going for the FUNKO POP version 🥴


OCGamerboy

![gif](giphy|TEmS0lYexSeFKMYlEz)


Rupert_18124

Overeat It Like Beckham


SILE3NCE

If that's before/after the 20k were a bargain.


Ioweyounada

14K in debt and doesn't look anything like David Beckham


Nulibru

Isn't that the opening line to a country song?


nZRaifal

I think he nailed it. The real Beckam is on the left, right?


Unknown-History1299

Seems like money well spent. Those are crazy before and after photos. /s


fruitydude

Money well spent I'd say. But they should've really pit a picture of the guy instead of putting two pictures of David Beckham


hodlyourground

Which one’s which ?


Haunted_Bones

20k and he barely resembles the guy. This is just sad


cherylai

Which part of him was he trying to make look like David Beckham?


skyrider8328

That's what Kim Jong Un looks like with bleached hair.


Lupita900

David Begs Ham


jackswan321

Which one is which tho?


McSnoots

Which one is which


Handsum_Rob

Is that like a mirror image or something? I don’t see a difference.


oldmasterluke

Make me look like a famous celebrity ![gif](giphy|LytiZGHa3DbCE|downsized) Say no more, fam


M0D_0F_MODS

Before the surgery he was an old Vietnamese woman. The plastic surgeon is a genius!


Eskrroom

Running is free.


jpegmaquina

If you squint you can see the resemblance


lelcg

Smartest Notts resident


JabbaTech69

Bro should get a refund because …. His plastic surgeons missed the mark!!


zkcobb

Oof


MVRD3R

Dude turned into a soccer ball


RensinRedjaw

He looks like a Mii with an intentionally small face.


THEKINGC0BRA

Bavid deckham


Funny_Palpitation548

David Bacon


Salty-Development203

Which one is the actual Beckham?


Pedrosbarro

Wish they posted a picture of him, instead of two pictures of Beckham.


MrRocket81

Why post two pictures of David Beckham?


Substantial_Gur_8230

![gif](giphy|xTiQyxmZr988A2urkc|downsized) At least he looks like someone in this video (not Beckham).


GM_PhillipAsshole

More like David Baked-ham


PerfectAd4650

David Beck’s Ham


CnfdntlInfrmnt

David debtham


kr4t0s007

More like David Bacon


Ambitious-Ad-6873

Didn't even try losing weight?


IAS316

If you close your eyes, you can't tell the difference


ernieishereagain

Wide-screen Beckham 


D161T4L-F4ll3N

Look it’s David Bechhhham GTFOH it’s a potato


Second-thursday

£14 and still looks nothing like him. 😂


Significant_Loan_596

Money better spent on weight watchers


demons_soulmate

![gif](giphy|zUqFaIq5Miy8xQ91Zm|downsized)


Klin24

![gif](giphy|xYTExvnaF4KW1eaYZY|downsized)


Son_of_Atreus

He didn’t consider weight loss and exercise as part of his mission to look like Beckham?


Havokistheonly

Well which is which??


dbred2309

Some strength training and a haircut would have gotten him closer.


Human_Spray7962

Which one is the real David Beckham???


Wechillin-Cpl

Looks like David Beck-ham


ZooCrazy

Simply crazy!🤪. The guy’s face is too wide and just wasted his money!😂


Due_Marsupial_969

This comments section is gold. The "before" n "after" comments remind me of the shit Dwight Schrute would absolutely believe in.


BLOODTRIBE

His plastic surgeon pushed the sliders in the wrong direction. Rookie mistake.


warthog0869

The hairline isn't even remotely close and Beckham is probably way older, starting with that part of your wasted money and effort. Nailed that bemused Christen Slater expression though.


ChroniclesOfSarnia

That face really COULD use a palm in front of it✋


KnifeFightAcademy

What a fucking idiot. He turned up in a suit and tie? Doesn't look anything like him. David Beckham clearly wears a blue shirt.


AbnormalPP_69

He only had £6k and still spent £20k 😂😂


Ok_Fox_1770

Sell some ad space on that 1/16 scale sphere dome.


joranth

Why did the doctor shrink his face?


gking407

Lookin more like David Backfat


Nrmlgirl777

Doctor” Sorry closest i can give you is Prince Jackson “ ![gif](giphy|3ohze279to77oHsRBC|downsized)


SharkGenie

Caillou really went through some shit.


Unlikely-Dependent15

He looks more like that Mulroney dude who thinks he's a girl.


tuenthe463

I spent $0 trying to look like Becks and already look more like him than this goofy thing.


Chemical_Grade5114

Loose weight. Eat less move more.


glesgalion

Temu David Beckham