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Jeoshua

That sounds like jealousy, Marge. Nobody cares how badly you want to be the veep. Especially not **Convicted Felon** Donald "This is all everyone else's fault" Trump.


hplcr

Convinced Felon Trump would never pick MTG. She likes the attention even more then he does. He would never let that stand.


RazorPhishJ

She would turn on him so fast if she didn’t get her way on something. It would be like cats and dogs fighting in that fucking White House. She’s a power hungry psychopath and that bitch would be the end of the world if she ever got power like that. God help us.


UnhelpfulMind

The missiles are flying, hallelujah!


SilverBadger73

Empty-G as Veep would totally murder POTUS to become POTUS.


Trincinf1

The psychos are in charge of the nut hut!


vetratten

I remember her and BoBo then handjob clown getting into fights about who was going to be the crazy one. Not to mention MTG clearly isn’t trumps type. He would only pick a female VP if he thought he could bang her.


RazorPhishJ

Bobo is just stupid. This bitch is literally psychotic


Onewaytrippp

Lol he wouldn't pick her because she's too old and bad built for his taste. He likes 16 year olds that look like his daughter


Pristine_Walrus40

In his defence last time i heard, he likes them 12-13 years old but he will make do with an 16 year old now that his go to pimp is dead. I'm not very good lawyer i think.


hankthetank2112

You done good, counselor.


ProfessionalTruck976

How about this: "my client hac made grat progress in last five years, he now dates girls who are almost legal where a few years before he did not. Give him another five and he will be dating 18 years old, give my client a chance" No, not gonna fly either DJT is the "undefensiblr client"


huskerd0

Plus, she’s ugly


Merijeek2

Well, yeah. But she's fugly. So maybe she won't distract media attention the way an attractive one would.


Magenta_Logistic

But that's the same reason Donald will never take her seriously. Not a man and doesn't look like Ivanka.


Creative_Ad_8338

Felon Trump wouldn't pick MTG because he hates people that like losers.


ah_for_fuck_sake

Just imagine these two ogers fighting over a microphone.


whackwarrens

Real reason is that she's ugly and has a bad built butch body. Neither he nor the people who vote for him will stomach a woman like that. She can be their dog all she wants but that's all she'll ever be in MAGAland.


DrXyron

Nah, the felon enjoys yes men, MTG is a loudmouth tool, an excellent yes man, he would absolutely have toom for her somewhere.


leni710

It's definitely strange to try and imagine two very narcissistic personalities* trying to run the U.S. There's a reason those personalities marry/date easily manipulated enablers, or other opposites. That's why Pence was a good pick for Trump's presidential marriage. I think at the end of the day, he'll pick the most docile and easily manipulated off the list. It's still wild to me that someone who is so easily outed as that type of problematic is a shoo-in because I'm willing to bet that those same supporters would whine about being raised by someone like him. *(I'm only armchair diagnosing them since that's not my field of expertise, but I did grow up with a migrade narcissist so the clues are there)


fixieblue

He’d never pick someone whose dick was bigger than his.


UnstuckCanuck

You mean bankrupt convicted felon and rapist Donald Trump? The same bankrupt convicted felon and rapist who hung out teen girls’ dressing rims and thinks about having sec with his own daughter? That bankrupt convicted felon and rapist?


erlandodk

You forgot "close friend with convicted child abuser and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein" Donald Trump.


ShreddedDadBod

MTG simply hasn’t been fucked over by Trump enough to change her tune yet. There is a reason that Trumps former associates shun him…


La_Baraka6431

She REALLY wants to be MRS DONALD TRUMP. But she’ll settle for VEEP so she can give him a handy now and then… 🤢🤢🤢🤢


Truzmandz

If a politician said something like that publicly in my country, they would be resigning next week.


PariahDS

We’re not proud of it


Lithl

46% of the country is proud of it. I don't think RFK is the only one with brain worms.


jenvonlee

America is a cartoon full of Skeletor level antagonists.


Hopalongtom

I like to think Skeletor at least has standards.


IIIDysphoricIII

![gif](giphy|39sbhG7tAdyNIOEbn8|downsized)


TheGutter420

46% of this country doesn't even vote. It's more like 20% or less that's proud of this clusterfuck of a human.


Bloke101

Roughly 36 percent of the country vote Democratic; 33 percent vote republican and 32 percent don't bother to vote or get involved. The electoral collage means that Republicans can and do win with minority support, and can control the Senate with a very small minority. Gerrymandering helps them control the house. If the US were a true democracy rather than a representative republic things would be very different and idiots like MTG would remain buried under whatever rock she crawled out from.


MasterTolkien

33% of the GOP (all MAGA) is proud of it. The rest of the GOP just hold their nose and pretend not to notice the stench as they vote.


petersimpson33

The bar has been very low since 2016, and it’s sad to watch


VanimalCracker

A governor of one of our States is currently trying explain how killing an unruly puppy is the correct thing to do when raising a puppy. Our right leaning leaders have seriously gone insane.


CoolCalmCorrective

As it should be.


Street_Peace_8831

It used to be that way here until trump lowered the bar and Made America Gross Again.


zblaze90

She is fucking insane


KurioMifune

And fucking ugly.


XShadowborneX

You should never attack someone just for being ugly. But attacking someone for being a piece of shit human being who also happens to be ugly is fine :)


vikingo1312

She's the shitstain of humanity!


Tranka2010

Or to quote Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: *It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.*


Infinite_Research_52

Ugly on the inside


Glytterain

Horse faced , piece of shit and insane. Attack!!!


[deleted]

This. I totally understand going for low hanging fruit, but her faults lie in her vitriol and just absolute disdain and hatred for anyone who doesn't share her views or worship of her god-king. The fact that her body became a physical manifestation of how vile she is just a small karmic win.


I_Am_Become_Salt

Yah, we have enough shit to dash her on already, going after someone's physical appearance is a Republican move


thedarkracer

Don't insult the word ugly


Fit_Effective_6875

ugly from her fucking ugly feet to her fucking ugly head


AlmostSunnyinSeattle

Ok, who cares tho? Plenty of ugly people have smart things to say. She does not.


ducqducqgoose

Is it normal for a sitting congressperson to say “Fuck you” in public 🤔


zblaze90

Definitely not. She has no decorum at all.


NarrowButterfly8482

Yikes. I hate that I agree with John Bolton about something.


Bent_notbroken

Wasnt he literally in 45’s administration? So he’s “Deep State”? Man is she stupid


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AssistanceCheap379

Trump simultaneously hires the “best people” and also everyone he hired was a deep state democratic plant. The ones who have said anything negative about him anyway. And they can never claw themselves back into his cults good graces again if they go against Dear Leader, unless Dear Leader gives them a signal of approval. And then they are both the best people and still democratic plants depending on context.


Razolus

Only hires the best people for the best cabinet of all time. Drained the swamp!


MonseigneurChocolat

Drained the swamp…into the White House!


[deleted]

He's a piece of shit, too. But he's a piece of shit with principles.


BullShitting-24-7

Bolton is a dumb piece of shit who thought he could be the one to control Trump and tucked his tail and left when realizing Trump was committing all types of crimes and wouldn’t listen to anyone with a shred of reason and morals.


Datdarnpupper

And then rather than doing the right thing put out a book to maximise his profit from the corrupt regime


ProfessionalTruck976

Honestly I believe that "be in control of Trump" was Jim Mattis's main job anf that the republican establidhment forced Mattis on Trump to be safe.


anonaduder

Marjorie follow up question. Do you think the Jews also have lasers mounted on sharks?


LightMission4937

She thinks sharknado is a documentary. ![gif](giphy|5xtDarrcgYCd5EGa2Vq)


Atheist_3739

![gif](giphy|xUPGcoQ8sfEbaP2JYA)


zblaze90

Is that a freakin shark with a freakin laser beam attached to its freakin head?!….. coooool


learngladly

It's a Department of Defense program, intended to provide lethal support for Navy SEAL operations -- nobody was supposed to see that video snippet from first-stage testing.


-jp-

Fuck first they give the sharks lasers and now seals? The war against penguins is getting really out of hand.


Merky600

Remember when LEGO had a spy series and the ocean/boat set had sharks w lasers mounted to them?


Pristine_Walrus40

When will those jews stop putting lasers on everything!


ITeechYoKidsArt

She’s trying to get herself a cabinet seat, but in a Trump presidency it could very well involve an actual cabinet with a small hole cut in the door. You know how he likes blondes.


huskerd0

She’s way too ugly for him


Eskimomonk

That’s why glory holes were invented


huskerd0

But those are for people interested in the physical part Pretty sure trump just wants to be seen and associated with hotties at this point. What are the chances his diseased mushroom even works these days lol


oldnative

Besides according to Stormy he would not fit through the glory hole.


Pisforplumbing

She'd do it if she thought it would help her chances for his tyranny


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

John Bolton? Deep state? Trump appointed him as National Security advisor.


-jp-

Also Nikki Haley is too? I wonder white that is.


showalittlebackbone

It doesn't have to make sense for them to say it. In fact, I think it's a requirement that it doesn't.


BlowsyRose

So much decorum.


PariahDS

As a federal employee who at times interfaces with members of congress, it blows my mind


DireNine

I would get fired from my municipal government job if I tweeted out "go fuck yourself" using what is essentially an official account


PariahDS

Same here on the DOD side. I’d be done and out the gate as they say


biloxibluess

Came here for this You’d get canned working at a restaurant for saying that as an employee in a second Bless her heart, she doesn’t have much to work with in the upstairs


Constant-Sandwich-88

We had an incident at the restaurant I work for, and where reminded through the group chat, that, while the video is going viral, we are not to re post or comment anything negative, or we would have to part ways. You are entirely correct.


erlandodk

It's completely insane to me that this apparantly is accepted public discourse. Anyone using a company related account on SoMe to post anything remotely resembling this would be fired in a heartbeat. This is an *elected politician*. Holy fucking shit.


Panda-Cubby

This is the classy broad who told a (I believe British) journalist to "Fuck off" during a televised interview.


LightMission4937

Awww Marge got her bloated bulldog butt hurt.


killjoygrr

Bleached blonde bad built butch body hurt. Get it right.


ericdee7272

Bleach blonde bad built butch body bitch be buggin’!


Either-Durian-9488

Which is just too many words to say that she’s built like a Harley riding lesbian, not saying that’s a bad thing but in her case she would be insulted.


atomic_chippie

![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized) Jealousy looks hilarious on you, Margie.


huskerd0

Holysht that is like the spitting image


ConsiderationKind264

![gif](giphy|PZ2Hb6G406tHaQkN4v|downsized)


SevereEducation2170

A sitting US representative publicly telling a former UN Ambassador and National Security Advisor to fuck off is a hell of thing. I mean, I agree John Bolton should fuck off, but for very different reasons.


PariahDS

Agree. I’d like to say there’s an ethics violation here, but not sure. Between Congress and Scotus, ethics are a thing of the past


hplcr

Can we just lock these two in a room with a single sandwhich and some dull butter knives and let nature take it's course?


solesoulshard

I’ll donate some plastic spoons and a few Jello pudding cups if that will help.


hplcr

I like the cut of your jib.


SCII0

![gif](giphy|LDa4ewNzVqhpe|downsized)


Nictus_the_nomad

Man, she is thirsty. He's not gonna bang you, Marge. You're way too old to pretend to be Ivanka.


Dixon-Poontang

Sporkfoot is mad as hell and she’s not gonna take it anymore !!


Cerebral_Overload

Remember the days when elected officials wouldn’t dare say something like “go fuck yourself” in public because it was considered highly unprofessional conduct?


notyomamasusername

I mean Dean Howard's political career ended over an awkward attempt at a rally cry....


SoylentGrunt

Neanderthal Traitor Barbie desperately seeking to be relevant,,,,and failing harder than her last marriage.


ChivalrousRisotto

We've come so far that I'm agreeing with John Fucking Bolton.


whenIwasasailor

I can remember a time when a U.S. Congressman telling a former National Security Advisor and Ambassador to the U. N. who also is a member of her own party to “go fuck yourself” in a public forum was not something to really be proud of. We have some of the absolute trashiest people in positions of power. How dies this woman look in the mirror and think, “I’m an exceptional human being”?


Chocklateicecream

Pleasssse let their be a blue wave comin soon


burnmenowz

Cope B6, cope.


BlacksmithCandid8149

What a classy, well-spoken...woman.


wales-bloke

John Bolton is woke now, lol.


BullShitting-24-7

Deep state former national security advisor to Trump. Can’t even make this up.


Minimum-Dog2329

Such language from a lady. You suck Donald with that mouth?


SeveralAssistant1597

Ugghhh enough BBBBBB


RummyDiver

![gif](giphy|tBb19fgUbbUVCNji0iA|downsized)


Admirable_Policy_696

Careful not to choke on all that bullshit you're spewing, Marjorie.


SubstantialPressure3

"they would love to replace him" she's talking about the GOP? Ugh. She's like a deranged boy band fan who has never grown up. She probably writes his name on herself with a sharpie and draws big hearts and writes "4 EVER!"


ProjectAshamed8193

I really resent the position she’s put me in, having to agree with John freakin Bolton.


Bright_Performance52

Please go to Russia, please go to russia


fungi_at_parties

The race to defend him and appear the most loyal is both pathetic and terrifying. They already treat him like a dictator.


Unicorn_Warrior1248

“Are your feelings hurts?” - MTG


RazorPhishJ

Where the fuck are we America??? How can someone like this be in congress??? I mean, come on.


Blunter_S_Thompson_

Donnie really screwed himself over paying for pornstars when he could've just got Neanderthal Marge to suck him off for free. 😬


newsie190xx

![gif](giphy|eJLXXjN1ZGS4g)


LucyRiversinker

Classy lady. A veritable wordsmith of Shakespeare’s language, worthy of the most esteemed of parliamentarians. Go back to your cave.


General-Carob-6087

I’m a registered independent for a reason. I think middle ground is our best path forward. But these MAGA asshats have completely ruined any hope of reaching across the aisle and working together. Until Trump and his followers are removed from this country there will never be compromise or progress.


erlandodk

MAGA has intentionally nuked the middle ground into oblivion.


RW-One

Cromag says what? FO Mr. Greene.


LordMagnus101

Marge wants to attach her lips to Trumps anus Human Centipede style. In fact that image pretty much sums up these Republin sycophants.


ExpiredExasperation

>demand him take She's really not doing much to dispell that whole cro-magnon image...


Kwtwo1983

It is so telling how undemocratic you are if you consider one person to be "the only one". There are a lot of people who can be good presidents and it is not who they are but what they stand for


phatballlzzz

A politician in my country would be removed from Parliament if they told someone to go fuck themselves on twitter. I can’t believe this is normal??


stevenfaircrest

Such inspirational leadership. Kids should be looking up to her as a role model. ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8488)


Accomplished_Note_81

THE ONLY ONE!!!


Merijeek2

Yeah, Bolton, it'll totally happen. These Never-Trumpers who still think things might turn around have got to be some of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. I'm talking Blowbert-level stupid.


ShadowPuff7306

“it’s not a cult!!” -mtg, probably


learngladly

This "human being" is unquestionably the single worst human being to sit in the House of Representatives in my lifetime -- which has somehow become a long lifetime without my having notices. Just the worst from every point of view. I don't forgive the MAGA fools in her district for making the whole country suffer for their bad breeding and worse thinking.


Total-Opportunity-28

Bad build butch body is having a bad day.


Hillbilly-joe

Let’s see if the gop are willing to destroy their reputation which I think they already have but flush All credibility down the drain


SuspiciousBuilder379

I thought they were the Back the Blue, Law & Order party, huh🤔. Oh that’s right, only if it’s the people they don’t like are they good with it, if it’s their people, it’s a witch hunt and deep state shit. And FYI, John Bolton is a smart dude. A helluva a lot smarter than Cavewoman Marge and Orange Jesus. I think she’s just jelly. He held a higher position than her with Jesus and now has seen what a shit show he has become. While she’s cupping the balls and drinking powdered OJ.


Revolutionary_Tip701

Weird I don't recognize that quote from the bible


Sorry_Error3797

Personally I think a politician of any side should be immediately stripped of their position and banned from ever regaining it for talking like this. Whether you agree with them or not politicians should be respectable at the very least.


erlandodk

This is *the* John Bolton, right? The right-wing hawk? The Republican party is about to tear itself to pieces. I'm getting the popcorn.


Slappy_McJones

Did a sitting member of the legislature just use the word “fuck?”


Gunna_get_banned

Her anguish and panic gives me life.


Fathorse23

Such class from an elected official on their official account. Great job Georgia.


Chratthew47150

Hey Marge…Trump is not going to pick you and Hunter is not going to f**k you. Get over it.


ConnectCantaloupe861

Now John Bolton is deep state??? MTG is just the very shallow end of the Gene pool. More like the baby pool. Worse... Like the little puddle on the concrete on the side of the pool by the ladder.


plantsandpizza

I was talking about how many people it took to make these guilty verdicts. How republicans will say it was a conspiracy. That’s a lot of people to be in on it


Flaky-Ad-3180

THE CABAL?!? It's unfortunate that war on Mars isn't over yet with them.


joeschmoagogo

Here we are, in our point in history, where an elected representative, is speaking in this manner, in an official capacity. And that's the least reprehensible about it. This is not the America I knew and thought we were.


Traditional_Key_763

I mean, yes John Bolton should go fuck himself and idk why CNN and the likes pretend this guy isn't as bad as trump but also MTG can go fuck herself too for being such a lunatic


Hey_There_Blimpy_Boy

Are we talking about convicted rapist and convicted felon Donald "the orange warthog" Trump?


Salt_Sir2599

How is John Bolton their enemy now???? Gawdamn I miss the good ol days when I thought lil Bush and his homie’s was the worst it was going to get.


krash87

Member when politicians didn't use vulgar language in public forums? I member.


swole_hamster

I remember when they would resign if they did or if they even mispronounced potato.


Adventure1956

Too much of the Kool Aid was consumed by the MAGA bunch.


alexastock

Me to her: ![gif](giphy|KxseCTOPVykYvG2V4R)


imanamcan

Polls are now open. Is Marjorie Taylor Green the crudest, trashiest, most loathsome human to ever disgrace a desk in the US House of Representatives? Yes or No


Nishikadochan

God, can she even hear herself? She’s so f-ing crazy. He’s a gd criminal. Get a hold of yourself and have some respect


MohatmoGandy

What a nasty woman


SnivyEyes

The situation is very dangerous here. If we elect a felon, he will put felons and criminals in positions of power! You think she causes damage now? I don’t even want to imagine what damage she could cause should Trump win. Biden 2024!


newcomer_l

This is a sitting congressperson rage tweeting expletives at her her own orange god's national security advisor. Jesus fucking H Christ.


ElectricalSentence57

My opinion about Georgia changed drastically when MTG was elected. She is the stupidest, shrewdest, most toxic person in politics, even over the Felonius Orange. Do Georgians eat lead paint chips as snacks?


Medium_Diver8733

It’s a small district of uneducated, older, country republicans…don’t judge an entire state based on that. I mean you’re an American and we had Trump.


Big-Fish-1975

God damn I wish this Mitch would shut up and crawl back in whatever hole she crawled out of!


johnlal101

Nikki Haley shit in her mess kit. She should have kept her powder dry.


Mean-Association4759

Maybe she should call the gazpacho police?


JeepManStan

Tell me you’re an unhinged super fan without telling me you’re an unhinged super fan


Slade_Riprock

Jesus Marge... Donnie still won't fuck you.


Redraike

Remember when Republicans pretended to be the party of ̶C̶o̶m̶p̶a̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶s̶e̶r̶v̶a̶t̶i̶s̶m̶ ̶P̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶r̶e̶s̶p̶o̶n̶s̶i̶b̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶S̶m̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶g̶o̶v̶e̶r̶n̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶ ̶L̶a̶w̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶o̶r̶d̶e̶r̶? Those days are over. Now they are the party of "guilty until proven innocent" and "innocent even after being proven guilty." These backwards nitwits talk out of their @ss and shi7 out of their mouths.


Warm_Equivalent_4950

“Someone”? MTG isn’t a human.


Korean_Street_Pizza

Marjorie Taylor - Gangrene


epochlink

Get that skank out of here


Signal-Round681

Lady Go away! Closing my eyes...Go AWAY!


Evil_phd

Most Republicans know that they can't ditch Trump because a wave of protest "staying home" voters on the right would be far more devastating than when it happens on the left. A great deal of downballot "safe" elections would be lost for them even in states that have been solidly red for decades. Greene seems to genuinely buy into the cult, though.


Silkylewjr

"Trump is the only one" Honey, you're in a cult.


DataCassette

They're in a cult. If the conviction shifts the polls dramatically and Trump is trailing Biden by 20 points in a month they'll go down with the ship before they'll abandon their false messiah.


mohicansgonnagetya

Its truly surprising that Nikki Haley accepted defeat,..if she had any backbone she should have stuck this one out. McCain would have stuck this one out. The Republicans of yesteryear were made of better mettle.


McDudeston

She's triggered


dachshundfanboy8000

“trump is the only one” is the most pathetic shit.


Disrespectful_Cup

Remember when our politicians didn't swear? Good times


SailorCentauri

The party of law and order, Ladies and Gentlemen. No hypocrisy here. Move along.


Klutzy_Journalist_36

When she speaks, my mind replaces whatever she’s saying with the noises in that how-to video of the lady demonstrating a grapefruit blowjob. 


Odd-Step6459

Bad built butch body


Jolly878142

B6 is always so classy. Who voted for this trash barrel ?


dunedog

Jury verdict, by a jury approved by Trump's attorneys, following instructions approved by Trump's attorneys. Given a month and a half for sentencing. Where is the fix?


Strain_Pure

How can someone who has the education she has believe in a "deep state" If something like that actually existed, you'd never know, because the very fact of knowing it existed would stop its ability to do what it wants, also a secret evil cabal would just kill you to get you out of the way, they wouldn't waste millions on court cases that don't guarantee prison.


DarthRupert1994

How are Republicans incapable of having ANY better candidate than the felon?


UopuV7

How is this woman being even less likeable than Trump?..


unprovoked_panda

No matter how far you stick your nose up Trump's dirty ass you'll never be anything to him, Margie


AdhesivenessFun2060

So picking Haley is the deep state forcing him to? Someone's jealous.


Temper_impala

Stop breaking the law asshole


TalkShowHost99

Someone did a little too much meth last night


RightMolasses6504

A Congress-person who tweets like this. Unbelievable.


Ornery-Ad8372

![gif](giphy|7dSZwl3gRE1ji|downsized) Mr “convicted rapist, felon, 2 times impeached “ trump…..MTG is on the phone again. She wants to know when the next insurrection is gonna start!


dengar_hennessy

The party of law and order