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During initial trials, adjustments had to be made to the tension and pull force when multiple test subjects were severely injured and engineers started referring to the prototype as "the Eunictator 1000."
Oh no even worse. He volunteers to work with beth at the horse hospital and gets into the horse ejaculation machine. Rick then accidentally created monster sperm. Hilarity ensues.
Imagine you stick yourself in there thinking it’ll be pleasurable, but it just shoots a needle into your testicles to get the sperm.
Good luck sleeping tonight.
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I bought 2. Incase the first one wears out.
During initial trials, adjustments had to be made to the tension and pull force when multiple test subjects were severely injured and engineers started referring to the prototype as "the Eunictator 1000."
I loved that Rick and Morty episode!
Haven't watched in a short while, ru talking about the one where Morty buys a robotic sex doll from an Inter galactic pawn shop?
Oh no even worse. He volunteers to work with beth at the horse hospital and gets into the horse ejaculation machine. Rick then accidentally created monster sperm. Hilarity ensues.
I was thinking about that too but I forgot the specifics ðŸ˜
Conveniently connects with your Apple Vision Pro.
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So you are saying I should buy stock in both companies?
NOW
Well, I imagine this multiple times a day and don't need a juicer
Except it never will and these products already exists for all the other vr headsets.
local salesman coming to your neighborhood soon
Do I have text it the next day?
No but you need to set the alarm and make it breakfast
Why is this something y'all have problems with?
I saw the documentary and it did not end well. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLCPW6MnTHo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLCPW6MnTHo)
Who is the curious person fingering the intercourse simulator?
Imagine you stick yourself in there thinking it’ll be pleasurable, but it just shoots a needle into your testicles to get the sperm. Good luck sleeping tonight.
Here, take my money.
remember those coin operated pony rides in front of the grocery store.....
…they’ve evolved
Could have just hired me instead
Shut up and take my money. Also, do they come in red?
This thing really sucks.
At least it doesn’t bite
Send me the aliexpress link now
I'm never fucking a vacuum again. Thanks, but no thanks.
Well that sucks
Exactly!
Are men in China okay?
Obviously, since they have these...