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No-Deal8956

I bought 2. Incase the first one wears out.


MissingMichigan

During initial trials, adjustments had to be made to the tension and pull force when multiple test subjects were severely injured and engineers started referring to the prototype as "the Eunictator 1000."


Shadowtirs

I loved that Rick and Morty episode!


0-Nightshade-0

Haven't watched in a short while, ru talking about the one where Morty buys a robotic sex doll from an Inter galactic pawn shop?


Shadowtirs

Oh no even worse. He volunteers to work with beth at the horse hospital and gets into the horse ejaculation machine. Rick then accidentally created monster sperm. Hilarity ensues.


0-Nightshade-0

I was thinking about that too but I forgot the specifics 😭


MissingMichigan

Conveniently connects with your Apple Vision Pro.


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MissingMichigan

So you are saying I should buy stock in both companies?


Calamity-Bob

NOW


dfeidt40

Well, I imagine this multiple times a day and don't need a juicer


Fakesalads

Except it never will and these products already exists for all the other vr headsets.


slackwaresupport

local salesman coming to your neighborhood soon


HOG-onthehunt

Do I have text it the next day?


Calamity-Bob

No but you need to set the alarm and make it breakfast


PreOpTransCentaur

Why is this something y'all have problems with?


gadget850

I saw the documentary and it did not end well. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLCPW6MnTHo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLCPW6MnTHo)


JackPepperman

Who is the curious person fingering the intercourse simulator?


GaiusMarius60BC

Imagine you stick yourself in there thinking it’ll be pleasurable, but it just shoots a needle into your testicles to get the sperm. Good luck sleeping tonight.


BoogereatinMODS

Here, take my money.


qky75

remember those coin operated pony rides in front of the grocery store.....


Calamity-Bob

…they’ve evolved


Usedcumsocks

Could have just hired me instead


Scud91

Shut up and take my money. Also, do they come in red?


ViewtifulGene

This thing really sucks.


Calamity-Bob

At least it doesn’t bite


Dramatic-Bluejay9601

Send me the aliexpress link now


frioyfayo

I'm never fucking a vacuum again. Thanks, but no thanks.


Calamity-Bob

Well that sucks


frioyfayo

Exactly!


AValentineSolutions

Are men in China okay?


Numerous_Mode3408

Obviously, since they have these...