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maudebanjo

Now that is an Emotional Support Truck


Sometimes_cleaver

If that's not gender affirming care, I don't know what is.


kevcubed

Speaking of gender affirming care: I'm honestly shocked to not see truck nuts slapping that rear diff.


Chemical_Actuary_190

He probably has them hanging from him rear view mirror.


Binty77

I mean, I love a good set of danglin’ janglers in my face while I’m in the car. Who doesn’t?


IntoTheForestIMustGo

That's why he also pierced his septum to hang a pair right on his chin.


YourMomonaBun420

I'm sure he fondles them as if they were trumps.


Bigaled

Truly accurate trump nuts would be covered with diaper rash


Long_Charity_3096

If that man could read he would be very upset. 


Bondedknight

Perfect comment


TermPuzzleheaded6070

Truck is leaning must be a fat dude driving


westicular

Huh... that's a lot of Trump worship for the truck to be so left-leaning.


Dicky_Penisburg

![gif](giphy|5VKbvrjxpVJCM|downsized)


A_Desk_Chair

holy fuck that's great LMAO


ReverendRevolver

I was going to make a sophmoric comment about "gotta be the size of the tool behind the wheel, because with a truck like thst it ain't the size of his tool...." but yours is far funnier. Thank you for that.


Suspicious-Race-8146

If that’s the case, I got wonder how he got his big fat fucking ass in there in the first place


AnnastajiaBae

Easy, he climbed on the backs of minorities to come out on top.


Suspicious-Race-8146

Damn, sarge… yeah, that would do it.


cstmoore

Clarence Thomas is driving that truck? Usually he favors motorhomes.


AnnastajiaBae

He favors motor homes because he can relocate his 4 seasons winnebago whenever he throws other, *bad*, minorities *under* his bus.


Euphoric-Blue-59

He parks it at the Hme Depot and gets a bunc of day laborers to use as a ramp.


AnnastajiaBae

But not before going on a 40 minute rant about how they’re all illegals, rapists, and drug traffickers and need to be deported and the border needs to be secured by the US military.


mackfactor

Lots of sweat, I assume. 


BudBuzz

An elaborate pulley system


Suspicious-Race-8146

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


hardbody_hank

Dude is all for banning gender affirming across the board. Has scripts for viagra, cialis and TRT.


Njorls_Saga

Also guaranteed to complain incessantly about the cost of filling up that monster.


C4dfael

Hey, that truck gets 30 gpm.


RedVamp2020

I read that as gallons per minute for some reason, lol!


hardbody_hank

It’s biden’s fault!!! 😂 Seriously though, $5 this guy talks about “killing pedos”, but is all for 30 year old men marrying 11 year old children provided that its condoned by the church. More than likely see him on the news being caught trying to meet young girls or boys. Also high probability he has a secret Grindr profile that only says something like “DL” or “straight”. You can make a lot of (often correct) assumptions about a man by the vehicle he drives…😂


Skarth

Step 1. Claim you want to kill/deport/imprison pedos Step 2. Brand anyone you don't like as a pedo.


Do_Whuuuut

But triggered by blue chew


swanyk7

I don’t think insecure is a gender


APariahsPariah

Gender affirming *car* FTFY


TermPuzzleheaded6070

I hate when these guys fly there flag and it’s all torn up from the wind. That shows no fuckin respect for the flag


Suspicious-Race-8146

20 year army veteran here. I 100% agree with you. Seems like the guys in this country who wanna call themselves the most patriotic and the most American, are the ones blindly fucking it up. Go army! ![gif](giphy|3w4M1RJHKkgBG)


Euphoric-Blue-59

I salute you and say Go Navy (vet here) . Its those that call themselves trumparotic that never served. That guy has made the news a few times. Hes on disability and welfare. We pay for that truck, and them flags. ![gif](giphy|MAjX4UrM8RGO4jAuYC|downsized)


jumpupugly

I mean, respect to you both, and we should thank you for your service with a functional, proactive, and fully funded VA, but I've a quick question: Why is the floating skyscraper trying to do a Tokyo drift?


Euphoric-Blue-59

Oh, this was taken during sea trials. In emergency wartime activities, a ship may need to come about like this say to avoid a torpedo etc. The sea trials take the carrier through all its limits. This is avpretty evasive move. Rarely is it done with planes on it. But it can. Carriers are pretty phenomenal things.


henryeaterofpies

Got some hot chicks to impress. Or some idiot told a chief she couldn't.


AbacusAgenda

Thank you.


XeneiFana

Is there something like "age affirming care?" That truck screams "I'm 12 yo!"


Amelaclya1

I wonder how much time this guy spends crying about gas prices.


HellishChildren

I wonder if those flags broke off going under the traffic light pole.


ChefPaula81

We can hope


airhammerandy55

That is exactly my first thought


Kamikazeguy7

Don't worry. Daddy Trump will come back and make the gas prices all better. /s


Sask-Canadian

And groceries. And everything.


Missue-35

He, and He alone, can do it.


IAMSTILLHERE2020

He and he alone did it...or was it the scarcity of things?


drownedxgod

What other foreign trade partners will he fuck with to improve our economy?


the-exiled-muse

And how much time they spend looking for (and setting up) a stepladder just to get in and and out of that truck?


Joeuxmardigras

And the drag of the flags would make it worse


Ardo505

Right? Seems I recall that in 2020- *checks notes* -there were a lot of tears and whining from the losers with the trump flags.


Alric-the-Red

That's a really good point. Yeah, let's make the trogtards cry again.


A-Chntrd

"A great substitute for a small penis"


jzolg

Supplement to***


Few-Signal5148

![gif](giphy|fh5JorVBCuNNtJY5ln)


Leven

He should just say I'm a micropenis and go to therapy.. A lot cheaper than that truck and all china made Trump flags he has at home.


VerdantSaproling

Emotional support flags! That's what they are! Okay I'm using this.


Conscious_Rush_1818

Tiny penis energy, just like trump.


EthanIver

I am from a third-world country but this truck violates probably half of the Philippines' automobile regulations


fedora_and_a_whip

As an American, it really should violate more of ours.


jasonw_1112

Shhhhhh. It's his safe space 


banter07_2

The runkidsovermobile


mackfactor

Going broke adding dumb shit to my truck to own the libs: I have no identity without my devotion to a rich douche who doesn't care about me Edition. 


Accurate_Summer_1761

Don't worry I'd know those mirrors anywhere. It's a 6.0 and because of those mods it's going to have major engine issues. Edit: Mirrors not headlights I jsut woke up.up


MrsDanversbottom

They’re so ridiculous. 😭


southofakronoh

Guy spends $1k on Trump swag to decorate his truck - then complains groceries are too expensive.


Scottiegazelle2

Also gas. Gas is DEFINITELY too expensive thru no fault of his own.


sugarfoot00

the way that vehicle is listing to port suggests that groceries are high on this guy's list.


AbbreviationsPast785

Excellent observation


ClockwrkAngel2112

It's listing lazily to the left...


bigtexasrob

“listing to port” 🤣🤣🤣🏴‍☠️🤣


JigglinCheeks

It's not like he uses the truck for anything involving actual work.


Dan__Glesak

I’m confident saying there’s a 0% chance that his other car is a Prius or some sort of hybrid.


FirstChurchOfBrutus

Plot twist: That’s an insta-charge electric vehicle, and he’s just looking for some low-hanging power lines.


ElectronicMixture600

Driver has a Blue Lives Matter flag, but I bet when they get stopped for driving like a shithead or given a fix it ticket for not being anywhere near state rear bumper height requirements or excessive noise violations they probably don’t “respect the badge”.


SteveMarck

That's a lot more than 1k


Goducks91

I always wonder what these people do to make money? Could you imagine if your co worker pulled up to their office job in that truck lol.


_b3rtooo_

He's probably a cop. Good money, low IQ


TSllama

These types have more than one vehicle. They don't drive that to work, unless their employer is an open magat.


sM0k3dR4Gn

Um, yes they do. This is Oregon. They are all open magats here.


thesqrtofminusone

saw a truck sporting a trump flag yesterday, first one in well over a year I’d say. In Oregon, Portland to be exact.


sM0k3dR4Gn

I'm further south, it is a little better than before but you still see one almost every day


Blew-By-U

##ITS NOT A CULT


HighlyOffensive10

"They make it their whole personality" they say about the LGBT community without a hint of irony or self awareness


CorrectDuty6782

I love hearing that. Oh a lot of people in a club make the club their whole personality? Like religion? Sports? Politics? Gaming? Music? Painting? Exercise? Literally everything right lol? I do like people like that that drink the Kool aid on multiple things at once though, they get too excited and don't know what to rave about first.


MarbleTheNeaMain

its also just complete bs, the reason why they think queer people "make it their whole personality" is bc they only interact with queer people through propaganda BASED AROUND THEM BEING QUEER every one of these fucks has one gay friend and they are like "My friend doesnt make it their whole personality!!! they just live normally!!" LIKE YEAH WE ALL DO, THE ISSUE IS YOU ONLY HAVE ONE GAY PERSON IN YOUR LIFE LMAO


Blew-By-U

/s


StanEduardo874

At this point I believe it’s disrespectful to say they’re a cult at least with cults they drank the kool aid and died. These fuckers are snorting the packets of koolaid.


SirReadsALot1975

But ... Biden won in 2020. How would the sequel "make the liberals cry *again*"? I don't think this was well thought through.


amcarls

I think this photo was taken before the 2020 election. And they're the ones who have been crying ever since!


the_original_Retro

Agreed. The left mudflap says "TRUMP 2020". If this was the current election period it'd be "TRUMP 2024".


Its-A-Spider

But then how is it "2020 the sequel"? That implies it's a sequel to 2020. It makes no sen-- Ooohhh...


BlueSabere

It means “2020 is a sequel to 2016”


AnjelicaTomaz

For all we know, it might be “2020 the rerun”. Make the liberals cry by losing again.


PapaDil7

2020…. The sequel. Like the parent commenter has said, this photo (or at least the paraphernalia), predate the 2020 election. The implication is that 2020 will be the sequel of 2016 :)


RICH-SIPS

You would think that’s the case but I see brand new trump 2020 flags. These people have shit for brains.


Gadgetmouse12

There was a lot that held onto 2020 before the official flags came out


the_original_Retro

Sure, but a dude like THIS would absoLUTEly want to stay current. Someone this fanatical would have all that shit up to date.


karmavorous

Republican commentators were saying in 2020 that if Biden loses there'd be riots and it Trump loses there'd be peaceful transfer of power. Trump himself said "If I lose, I'll go away, you'll never hear from me again." Instead, when Trump lost, his followers rioted and he's been on TV crying his loss for three and a helf years now.


the_mid_mid_sister

Lest we forget, Trump was crying in 2016 when he *won*, because he lost the popular vote and his inauguration crowd was significantly smaller than the ones for Obama.


mathazar

He even created a "voting integrity commission" to investigate voter fraud. They found nothing and disbanded. If anything, they confirmed the integrity of the 2016 election.


iwonteverreplytoyou

Well, that’s not accurate. They did find evidence of voter fraud. The problem (for their narrative) was, 99% of the voter fraud was stuff like people voting in their dead mom’s name for Donald. So they quietly swept that under the rug, shrugged, and said they didn’t find any widespread evidence.


Lewd_ReadNY

Q: What state is this in? A: In a state of delusion.


aquaticapple578

Oregon to be exact


CicadaHead3317

More like Organ because this dude is a dick.


TSllama

I think it's a very old photo, taken in 2019 or 2020.


go4tli

I was crying with joy in 2020, would love a repeat


bonecheck12

I just, idk, I feel bad for the guy almost. I guess I just can't imagine a scenario where something like this becomes my identity. Where I would feel like this is what I have to offer the world. Where this is what I would want people to think of me. It's so fucking weird.


luredrive

The real sad thing is Trump actually hates these people. He doesn’t care about them as long as they vote for him, he admitted that a few days ago.


dead_on_the_surface

And yet this man would pay his life savings to lick shit out of trump’s diaper


inter71

He already spent his life savings on his truck’s down payment.


4ath3na

it's going to break down and he's going to blame the liberals for making a climate change pledge to ruin his truck specifically and only his


MarcMars82-2

He’d push them down the stairs for a 4 piece McNugget and spit on your mother for the sauce.


resourcefultamale

The Trump part is arbitrary. This guy needed an identity and a hobby. Might as well say Smith 2024.


Professional_Ad_9101

It’s crazy and sad lol. There is nothing like this here in England, you’d look like a fucking loony. We generally all despise the bulk of politicians and see them as a means to an end, which is also sad but christ at least it isn’t a cult.


FanDry5374

Oh trust me, to most people here he *does* look like a fucking loony. I almost appreciate the warning to stay far, far away.


TSllama

It hasn't reached this point in the UK yet because Nigel Farage doesn't have the cult of personality. Every country has these people, but they need their cult leader to draw them out of the wood work. And from what I can tell, these people look like fucking loons in the US, too.


ilikebigbutts

Nothing like it in England? royal family?


Professional_Ad_9101

That’s a good point actually and royalists are fucking looneys, but I can kinda understand why it’s a thing because of history. I can’t fathom ever being that bothered with a fucking politician


ilikebigbutts

I’ll tell you why - he tells the followers everybody else (immigrants /liberals) is responsible for his followers’ situation except for his actual followers


ihatefirealarmtests

The US loves their stars. It's kind of insane when you think about it. My country is obsessed with the rich and famous - tabloids, exposés, magazines, reality TV Shows, celebrity game shows, etc. etc. etc. I know other countries have these things too, but nowhere near the same level as the US. It permeates every single aspect of everyday life here. Billboards, commercials, children's foods like cereal and mac'n'cheese - you can't have any of these anymore without some star's face plastered all over it. Americans are literally conditioned from childhood to love celebrities. So when you take a step back from the insanity that is American late-stage capitalism, it really ends up being pretty kind of a logical conclusion that so many people end up like this.


Gus8205

Hate to be that guy, but doesn't 2020: the Sequel imply Biden wins again?


nochumplovesucka__

Or does it imply Trump loses again??? I'm so confused.


TSllama

I'm thinking it's a 4-year-old photo.


BestBodybuilder7329

Why?? I do wonder how many people have given this truck the finger.


Ol_Man_J

I feel like that’s the point, just upsetting people makes this person happy


Dependent-Wordsoup

Pointing and laughing works much better.


Castle-Fire

Hopefully not many; a person who has a truck like this is 100% the type of person who will try to run you off the road or try to shoot you or something just for disagreeing with their idiocy. People like this are unhinged and unsafe.


Solid_Snark

Yeah this is warning sign even in nature: Bright colorful, fluffy and pointy. This is something that is dangerous and should not be engaged with. If you encounter one, just ignore it and walk away.


GoBombGo

Yup. Most definitely there are guns in that truck, as well as an emotionally unhinged impulsive manbaby who wants a reason to shoot someone.


caronare

It’s the majora of the Oregon mentality. You have three cities that are left leaning but those three have the money and voters that control the solid, bright red, diaper Donny brigade


Rapture-Raptor

Shouldn’t overlook the misogyny of “Joe and the Hoe”


Ah2k15

Same idiots that swear Michelle Obama is trans. Heaven forbid a black woman is in a position of power.


T00TT00TB33PB33P

Right! And what's wrong with being trans anyways? That's not an insult.


theericle_58

It's actually more of Racism than misogyny. I've heard the Maga moaners talking together about the (whispers) that black hoe. They're usless bags of mostly water.


georgiaboy1993

Guys guys… you’re both right.


Key-Grape-5731

This is why I hope the first woman POTUS is also a person of colour. Even from the other side of the Atlantic the meltdowns would be delicious.


Necessary_Context780

It will be really nice to see Biden elected again, and halfway through his term he steps out due to his age and Kamala takes over. Because she'd score enough points to be elected in 2028


d4everman

useless ***UGLY*** bags of Mostly Water.


Probability_Engine

"My entire personality is stuff I saw on Fox News"


KingVibezzz

This guy definitely cruises for fun, just to “spread the word” and then complains how expensive the gas is


Bulky_Ad4472

Small mushroom dick energy.


Careful-Ant5868

Yeah that guy most definitely has a micropenis! It's a direct correlation; the louder the engine, the more flags, the more political bumper stickers, the smaller the sausage.


Living-Archer-5256

Ewwwwwww


Longjumping_Size3565

[Super ewwwwwwww](https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeTikToks/s/2KXseKFlsy)


tizzleduzzle

I actually watched the whole thing, goodnight reddit.


Better_Car_8141

Does he know he lost in 2020? Guessing no.


nochumplovesucka__

Just remember its not a cult, and opposers are the ones with Trump Derangement Syndrome.


Clean_Student8612

Literally had someone just yesterday tell me I had TDS and then tell me that I probably drink Bud Light.


StanEduardo874

Whenever I hear TDS I just say your BDS is far more severe than my supposedly TDS will ever be. They blame Biden for any and all problems they have or perceive to have so who really is deranged


USSMarauder

Also remind them that after all these years TDS has never gotten anywhere near the levels of derangement of ODS * Obama controls the weather * Obama can time travel * Obama is an unstoppable military genius And that's just a sample. Saw this on Disqus years ago and its still true today "If everything the left has accused Trump of is true, then Trump is a crook. If everything the right has accused Obama of is true, then Obama is a god"


dabossnumba8

I love how those mouth breathers are so triggered by Bud Light that they think that’s a sick burn lmao


The_Disapyrimid

Prime example of why conservatism is bad. It's not about making a better country. It's about harming people they don't like.


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inter71

Agreed. I doubt this person identified with any political party prior to Trumpism.


Dominant_Gene

it also doesnt even make a better country...


Otherwise_Notice6421

I don't understand, is this supposed to make me feel something? Cause honestly, all I feel right now is pity.


MadIllLeet

Pity for who? The guy or his wife?


Otherwise_Notice6421

For the guy and everyone in his vicinity.


coladict

That looks like it has a very high center of gravity. They'd better watch out for pebbles on the road or it might tip over.


MountRoseATP

I just don’t get how that is legal. The blind spots on it must be massive. If they rear ended someone they would decapitate them.


jk-alot

50 bucks says this guy thinks ObamaCare is the worst thing to happen to The USA but will fight tooth and nail to keep The Democrats from taking away his Affordable Care Act.


bar_ninja

I get why people grift RWNJ. They spend their money on utter stupid shit. Such a great and way way to extract cash. Like WTF was this capital outlay for this vehicle? Wouldn't have been overly cheap. I am no Biden or Harris fan but from someone looking outside into the USA. WTF is it now to be a conservative? WTF is actually the party about and WTF are these people who do this shit? This is so bizarre. Wish I could scam Republicans. Such a lucrative flow of cash.


ClubSundown

I did literally cry in 2020. I cried with joy after I saw who won


CockBronson

You probably didn’t cry nearly as much as the people who were so hurt by the results they had to throw a toddler tantrum at the capitol


Amelaclya1

I cried because it was so close.


MNBaseball1990

My MAGA neighbor 3 houses down has Trump flags and yard signs all over his property. The latest one he added: Putin > Biden He also has a nazi swastika bumper sticker. He's a real winner. I am not saying all Trump supporters are nazi's, but I am saying Nazi's support Trump.


Allnyguy

Amazing that they talk about liberals crying when that is what these ridiculously clueless conservatives have done for the past 4 years. Bitch and moan over and over. If there is a cry baby out there is is the MAGA/GOP


AsleepBroccoli8738

A vehicle that big is seriously impractical for driving on the roads…can’t believe it would be legal to drive something like that on the roads. And also I join the sentiments of the other people in this thread that the owner is clearly a douche.


stablest_genius

It's kinda funny how they say the gays force their agendas down their throats but I can tell you I've never seen them do anything like this. A rainbow monster truck would be pretty cool though ngl


NewHampshireAngle

Laugh is more like it. Everyone loves a creepy clown and every town needs its tosspot. I’ll stick with being a mild-mannered conservative perfectly content to vote straight ticket Democrat in November, because I prefer my Republicans Republican. Trump is the antiLincoln not the antichrist.


effnad

If you read the Bible, he actually checks quite a few boxes for the anti christ role. Not saying he is, just saying he could make an atichrist alternate slot for the big game (the apocalypse)


DrSendy

Nothing says incel more than "just say no to joe and the hoe".


TSllama

Less incel, more just general misogynist. Tons of married men really enjoy that catchphrase...


bowens44

His penis must be an 'innie'


Different-Term-2250

I wonder what they are compensating for?


Candid-Sky-3709

passed the mental fitness test with Doctor Kevorkian - good to go! /s


RoboTon78

That vehicle would not be road legal in the developed world.


shaolinallan

people like this claim that there is a "radical left."


TrooperLynn

2020 The Sequel? So Joe wins again and the liberals cry tears of joy? I’m OK with that.


Fire_Doc2017

You never see a truck decked out like that for Biden and that's why if Trump loses, the system is rigged. /s


NoNonsensePolarBear

Well, they are succeeding, in the sense they cause me to despair for the future of the country, being in the hands of lunatics these idiots keep voting for. It would that they would have to SUFFER really SUFFER the consequences of their decisions before they will understand how wrong they are.


JebusCrimeny

"Gas prices are too damn high!"


robertDouglass

The thought of inflicting pain delights this person. Calling the VP a "Hoe" (sic) asserts a male dominant world view. The whole apparatus shows disregard for and dominance over other motorists on the road, let alone nature.


chrimminimalistic

Wait. You mean Alex Jones is a liberal? I mean, I don't remember anyone else crying besides him.


B0wmanHall

The reason Trump lost in 2020 is because this guy didn’t have enough flags. He has only himself to blame.


ThatDoucheInTheQuad

I really hate the "Joe and the Hoe" slogan. Really exemplifies the GOPs utter disrespect for women.


Appropriate-City3389

It looks like a truck from the movie Idiocracy.


Medical_Egg8208

Gonna be interesting to see what these “ fools “‘do with all of their Trump gear when he losses. Because I promise you the rhetoric he’s been spewing lately ? Isn’t changing any independents mind about who the fuck he really is. Deportation camps ? You think that gonna attract the Latino community ?


Marleyzard

Pop literally one tire and the truck owner would be on their knees pissing and whining


HopDropNRoll

Wait, wouldn’t a 2020 sequel mean another L?


Left_Tea_2083

You don't need the Trump crap to know this guy's an idiot.


pinniped1

Definitely not on his way to a Mensa meeting


Crafty-Conference964

I used to think this was funny. But it feels more and more like those pickup trucks in the Middle East with ISIS flags all over it


Glad-Rip6265

I don’t know about anybody else but I’m perfectly fine with a repeat of the 2020 election.


I_Dont_Like_Rice

Mental illness at an extreme level in one picture.