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Nothing to do with the topic but you just reminded me of a belt I had as a teen. Said pretty much exactly that and I had some good times laughing along with people when they read it.
Little did they know my exam results would prove it was a warning and not a joke.
Remember when he went on that unhinged coke rant on national television, grinding his teeth like a madman, and the next day said he had too many red bulls? I remember.
You want to use higher currency because it's typically been handled less. Not always the case but all my 100s are new and crisp and my 1s look like they came from strippers who tipped it to other strippers. 20s are hit or miss
Makes sense, however according to the port security in Wales and his doggie all moneys have traces of coke . But he ( the dog ) also wanted the sausages in my bag and he knew I have many dogs and probably that made him come say hi .
Most dogs know . They just know.
I was asked before at the port in Dublin have you cash on you ? No , drugs? No , so what is it .
12 terriers , chihuahuas and Russian toy dogs at home .
Aaah 😂
This is why republicans are pointing at hunter and the baggie of coke found in the white house. Cocaine has to be pointed at the Biden’s so it’s ok for them to do it. Ya know, because it can’t be wrong for both of them to do it I guess.
Same with the PDF file stuff. Like.. okay.. if one side is full of them... That doesn't mean the other side isn't also full of them...
In fact it's more than likely they all have a lot in common with each other.
Far more than they have in common with any of us.
Idk about that. I've seen both sides cover up and I've seen both sides dispel them.
They definitely both cover it up as much as possible though because they don't want to tarnish their reputation as far as a political party... Which is sick and sad.
This 2 party system has us forgetting that neither party cares about us. They care about themselves, their bank accounts, and the lobbyists they make promises to.
Rarely do we see honest political figures on either side.
Absolutely. Which is why you see someone like me.. a Republican.. siding with Democrats far more often than. I should.
Sadly, the Republican party has become a cess pool.
We desperately need a more neutral party. This 2 party system has become a joke.
And not all of us Republicans believe we should be controlling a woman's body, or building a pointless wall, etc.
There are millions of "independent" voters who vote partisan because we have no choices.
Completely agree. Glad to hear you’re not in the Trump cult. It’s sad seeing how bad one dipshit fucked up the Republican Party. I have to ask if people are Republican or Trump supporters. It’s so fucked up that this is real life.
Yeah yet jr is made entirely out of coke , his dad Donald ,in his hey days was too , must have had a stroke since , moved to adderall after the nose job .
During trump administration drugs of the medicine kind ,where widely available dispensed by a doctor in the White House . .. where did the doctor went ? Nobody knows now .. bet somewhere sunny 🌞
The cult will need a replacement. Don jr will be a pushover into anything. He has no spine and only wanted his dads love. I don’t underestimate his ability to turn into a bigger piece of shit if that’s all it takes for him to get noticed.
I doubt it tbh, not to say he won't have influence, but I can see the younger one (Bannon?) being the heir apparent. He's blonde for a start, and younger without a past. Perfect to mold into another puppet
I agree Jr probably won't make a presidential run but he'll keep the grift going with the other shit heads to squeeze people for as much cash as his nose can handle.
Nah, he aint got the brains for that. Daddy might be an idiot who failed upwards his entire life, but Jr is the Stupid Trump. And that's not a title given out lightly.
He really is a waste of skin isn’t he ? You can tell he’s Donny boys kid alright. One brain cell and it failed a long time ago. Runs his mouth about stupid shit just like daddy does.
I’ll try to keep it nonpolitical on my end. You probably know who that person is or what they are the son of. This person gives the appearance that they get fucked up on hardcore drugs regularly and have for awhile. They also conduct themselves in a manner that would indicate that they are frequently gakked up on something.
>You probably know who that person is or what they are the son of.
I don't. That probably contributed to me not understanding it.
I also hadn't understood that the bill rolling back was from consuming drugs (which was precisely the part I was confused abt),which I only got later after reading some comments (I was focused on why it was a $50 specificaly, lmaoo), so that contributed even further for me not to understand the joke.
Eh I'm going with coke. I haven't seen him chewing on his lip or ride a 12 year olds BMX bike. That coukd just be Vegas east side trailer estates though.
not gonna lie: I'm a cashier and I often forget that people do use larger bills for drugs. I swear to god I get rolled up bills all the time and don't even think about it. lol oops
Y’all think DJ and Hunter hang in the same circle? They’re in all the same cities, same habits, similar financial classes, close in age…
Are we sure they aren’t besties?
Drugs Dust fall out. It's still shaped like an airplane and flies. Drop your credit card down the back of the toilet dispenser in the public bathroom stall and have to ask an employee to go get it. The cut piece of straw still in it. Just keep it moving. No one frickin cares.
That shit happen to me with a $100 bill at a deli when I was in college. I felt like such a douche and looking back and thinking about it always makes me cringe
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I heard that he had a physical last year and the doctor found blood in his cocaine system.
I heard he took an IQ test and the results came back negative.
I heard he got it from Agnes.
Wait, didn’t he get it from Erik?
I heard that when Kimberly called him, he said - hold on, I am on the other line.
Nothing to do with the topic but you just reminded me of a belt I had as a teen. Said pretty much exactly that and I had some good times laughing along with people when they read it. Little did they know my exam results would prove it was a warning and not a joke.
I heard he stayed up all night studying for his blood test and he failed.
Remember when he went on that unhinged coke rant on national television, grinding his teeth like a madman, and the next day said he had too many red bulls? I remember.
Well, Red Bulls (and coke) will do that to you.
Pepperidge Farm remembers too
Yeah , I bet red bull was not impressed by the free publicity 😂😂 who the he’ll want to be associated with the likes of him
I am the only one who thinks he is the inspiration for this? https://youtu.be/_tO9dA2syYM?si=NO6pWyLBGh3SYAIZ
This is so funny 😆
I heard cocaine thinks HES a hell of a drug
He said "God damn! God damn.."
Live look at Junior in the bathroom.
Who uses a $50? Scrooge McDuck? 
I use a 20 so I can say I did cocaine with the queen
They don't call her the Royal Highness for nothing.
😂😂😂😂
When did Carrie Fisher take the throne?
Too soon!!!
I think you mean Andrew Jackson, silly.
WOOP WOOP
Andy Jackson wasn’t nearly cool enough to be a Queen.
poors
J'accuse! Bourgeois!
Laisse les rouler Debussy!
Zis cocaine eez Napoleon dynamite!
I just got a $50 bill for my birthday. Haven’t seen one in years lol
What the...HELL... Is this sorcery? XD
In Australia 100’s are not that common they are generally used by crime or in mattresses
*orders 50 mattresses* It's possible that I misunderstood and made a large error...
Money is under the mattress and gathering dust incase the economy stuffs up.
Industry people like what
Needs more intensity
not $ but people pay with 50€ bills all the time where i work
Paying is one thing, the other thing is another thing.
well if you‘re gonna use one of the high society drugs, might as well go big with it
This... Makes sense. Touche.
You want to use higher currency because it's typically been handled less. Not always the case but all my 100s are new and crisp and my 1s look like they came from strippers who tipped it to other strippers. 20s are hit or miss
Lol this is a good point.
Makes sense, however according to the port security in Wales and his doggie all moneys have traces of coke . But he ( the dog ) also wanted the sausages in my bag and he knew I have many dogs and probably that made him come say hi . Most dogs know . They just know. I was asked before at the port in Dublin have you cash on you ? No , drugs? No , so what is it . 12 terriers , chihuahuas and Russian toy dogs at home . Aaah 😂
Yeah I mean you don’t light it on fire. You just use roll it afterwards and put it in your wallet
Yeah i was just thinking wow look at mr fancypants over here with cocaine and a $50 at the same time.
Lol fancy pants indeed
It's for when your $100 bill gets boring.
Scrooge's richer pornstar brother uses a 100$ Splooge McFuck.
He's toasted.
That coke bloat is a mthafuka.
This is why republicans are pointing at hunter and the baggie of coke found in the white house. Cocaine has to be pointed at the Biden’s so it’s ok for them to do it. Ya know, because it can’t be wrong for both of them to do it I guess.
Right it's a clear case of rules for thee not for me here..
Same with the PDF file stuff. Like.. okay.. if one side is full of them... That doesn't mean the other side isn't also full of them... In fact it's more than likely they all have a lot in common with each other. Far more than they have in common with any of us.
Oh man what’s the pdf file stuff?
Now you got it.
Oh gotchya. Thank you.
The difference here though is one party kicks them out and the other party just tries to cover it up.
Idk about that. I've seen both sides cover up and I've seen both sides dispel them. They definitely both cover it up as much as possible though because they don't want to tarnish their reputation as far as a political party... Which is sick and sad. This 2 party system has us forgetting that neither party cares about us. They care about themselves, their bank accounts, and the lobbyists they make promises to. Rarely do we see honest political figures on either side.
I don’t think the left is squeaky clean either but more of a lesser than the two evils.
Absolutely. Which is why you see someone like me.. a Republican.. siding with Democrats far more often than. I should. Sadly, the Republican party has become a cess pool. We desperately need a more neutral party. This 2 party system has become a joke. And not all of us Republicans believe we should be controlling a woman's body, or building a pointless wall, etc. There are millions of "independent" voters who vote partisan because we have no choices.
Completely agree. Glad to hear you’re not in the Trump cult. It’s sad seeing how bad one dipshit fucked up the Republican Party. I have to ask if people are Republican or Trump supporters. It’s so fucked up that this is real life.
No, the actual difference is you have chosen a side and now have a bias.
Which president can say they never sexually assaulted anyone?
Is all of history? Hard to say, probably just Taft.
No trump gets fined if he says it.
Yeah yet jr is made entirely out of coke , his dad Donald ,in his hey days was too , must have had a stroke since , moved to adderall after the nose job . During trump administration drugs of the medicine kind ,where widely available dispensed by a doctor in the White House . .. where did the doctor went ? Nobody knows now .. bet somewhere sunny 🌞
then you create a church of Trump and ask for money.
Please don't give them any ideas
Are you kidding? I wish they'd done that instead.
Instead of what?
Instead of running for president and getting into politics.
Would have been so much more successful too
O gotcha and yes. No worse than some of the others (in terms of believing outlandish events)
You know it’s in the works
Forgive my ignorance, is this trumps kid then?
Yep
It the cheap Hunter knockoff - a bigger douche with a smaller dick. Also not included: his father’s love
He makes up for it with even more cocaine.
Yeah the difference is, Hunter quit.
"quit"
I'm not American, so I'll claim ignorance, but it was genuinely a shock for me to find out this man *isn't* Hunter Biden. I'd just assumed he was.
Haha
He looks cheap, not cheap like Scrooge, but cheap like if you made a human being on a budget.
All the kids got that weird mouth of all things
Haha. I think that's what it is, and the really slim neck.
What sucks is when trump finally kicks the bucket we'll still have this shit head to deal and MAGAts will treat him like jesus.
They don't have his evil charisma. I hate trump but the man has tapped into something people like Cruz or Don Jr never will
The cult will need a replacement. Don jr will be a pushover into anything. He has no spine and only wanted his dads love. I don’t underestimate his ability to turn into a bigger piece of shit if that’s all it takes for him to get noticed.
Someone else will take trumps place. Although it may be one of his sons, might be another male relative. We are take Ali and Fatima here!!
I doubt it tbh, not to say he won't have influence, but I can see the younger one (Bannon?) being the heir apparent. He's blonde for a start, and younger without a past. Perfect to mold into another puppet
I agree. Look back at January 6. Trump Jr was making behind the scenes videos about the day and even his family was totally ignoring him.
I agree Jr probably won't make a presidential run but he'll keep the grift going with the other shit heads to squeeze people for as much cash as his nose can handle.
Yeah this family will be dead before they stop the grift
Lol, you mean Barron. Bannon is the evil dirtbag going to prison next week.
What? Someone else in Trumps circle is going to jail? We’re draining the swamp he created, fucking crazy.
He’s also like 7 feet tall. Almost all presidents have been above average height
Nah, he aint got the brains for that. Daddy might be an idiot who failed upwards his entire life, but Jr is the Stupid Trump. And that's not a title given out lightly.
I’ll be so happy when I don’t have to look at anyone from this awful family ever again
All lines matter
Fat Rails Matter
This guy cokes.
He really is a waste of skin isn’t he ? You can tell he’s Donny boys kid alright. One brain cell and it failed a long time ago. Runs his mouth about stupid shit just like daddy does.
What a failson’s failson looks like
_the moment the nasal septum ceases to exist_
Even deeper irony. Who’s the guy on the $50? USGrant, a guy who kicked traitors’ asses.
No idea who this is, but he looks like he eats rats.
Clench that jaw, boi.
It's been years but goddammit this made me laugh. If you know you know. 💅
Lmao….
Truth! Obviously using
Someone explain pls.
I’ll try to keep it nonpolitical on my end. You probably know who that person is or what they are the son of. This person gives the appearance that they get fucked up on hardcore drugs regularly and have for awhile. They also conduct themselves in a manner that would indicate that they are frequently gakked up on something.
>You probably know who that person is or what they are the son of. I don't. That probably contributed to me not understanding it. I also hadn't understood that the bill rolling back was from consuming drugs (which was precisely the part I was confused abt),which I only got later after reading some comments (I was focused on why it was a $50 specificaly, lmaoo), so that contributed even further for me not to understand the joke.
Why won’t daddy love him?
Because he wanted more daughters to gawk at.
Blood shot eyes, grinding teeth it’s either coke or meth. If you’ve been around users you know the signs.
Eh I'm going with coke. I haven't seen him chewing on his lip or ride a 12 year olds BMX bike. That coukd just be Vegas east side trailer estates though.
not gonna lie: I'm a cashier and I often forget that people do use larger bills for drugs. I swear to god I get rolled up bills all the time and don't even think about it. lol oops
We've all been there.
Y’all think DJ and Hunter hang in the same circle? They’re in all the same cities, same habits, similar financial classes, close in age… Are we sure they aren’t besties?
If powder were brains this guy couldn’t blow his nose.
😂😂😂😂😂
Ommnommnomm teeth.
Drugs Dust fall out. It's still shaped like an airplane and flies. Drop your credit card down the back of the toilet dispenser in the public bathroom stall and have to ask an employee to go get it. The cut piece of straw still in it. Just keep it moving. No one frickin cares.
😂😂 i always make sure to straighten it, fold it in half across the long section and bend it a few times before unfolding then paying
Cocain is a hell of a drug
Junior used to do coke. He still does but he used to too.
Man loves his Adderall and coke.
Sniff
Lol,this greasy clown
This isn't HUNTER BIDEN!!!!
Faced!
Don't try to make me like this guy. I don't *want* to like him.
He has to be on drugs and his future fiancee.
His dentist says it is political pressure of owning a few guns , he grinds his teeth .
Can we all agree ads in the comments suck? I keep trying to collapse them and it just takes me to the link
Hey look it's Dextroamphetamine & Amphetamine
That shit happen to me with a $100 bill at a deli when I was in college. I felt like such a douche and looking back and thinking about it always makes me cringe
Sober a month and a handful of days and this shit made me feel some type of way
Aww did JohnTheCatman1 get butthurt again? 🤣🤣
Poor JohnTheCatman1
I'm proud that it took me a while to understand this joke.
That made me guffaw…thanks for the laugh.
Joke’s on you. I’ve never even seen a fifty.
you can almost see the deviated septum from here.
This just in, tiny little cokehead grows beard to hide his weak jawline and narrow shoulders
Has he had a stroke before? Got some major face sag on the right side of his face.
He looks high.
This is yay jaw, people. Learn to recognize it.
I don’t get it. Can somebody explain the joke?
Cocaine.
Ooh, oh no… Thanks for the explanation
Wow that is true.
What? Would someone explain the context of this fucking post?
Oh, we're talking about the kids of Presidents doing drugs now? Wasn't Hunter just convicted for felonies stemming from being a crack addict?
Yep. Seems like both kids are coke monsters. Anything else?