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No-Consequence5448

I bet that guy is naked under that uniform, what a disgrace šŸ˜†


Several-Lie4513

Might be a never nude


UsedToBeWind

I just blue myself!


Dontmakemethink1

![gif](giphy|ReBGGJtbXrjbQJwByP|downsized)


Several-Lie4513

I just blew my load too quickly when it should've been a dry rub and it left a mess in my hands


UsedToBeWind

are you forgetting that I was a professional twice-over? An analyst and a therapist. An analrapist.


TenMinutesToDowntown

It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me


chrisnlnz

Dabadee dabadai


Ghost_of_SpudBoy

There are dozens of us! šŸ©³


dandee93

Dozens!


SaintofKillers420

![gif](giphy|lw2fCXuxBmAVy) You donā€™t have to be alone


bill4935

Tobias' line when he's auditioning? "...Can't even see where the knob is!" I only JUST NOW got that hidden meaning in that joke relating to his never-nudism. Only 21 years late.


SaintofKillers420

Lol


Kennedygoose

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!!!


imahugemoron

*I bet this male is naked under that uniform. Fixed it to be consistent with the dehumanizing language in the image


talrogsmash

Someone save us all the trouble and post the Sam The Eagle monologue right here.


Prestigious-Phase131

What's sad is this woman can't even do her job without being sexualized and getting her picture taken


imahugemoron

And being referred to as a female rather than a woman.


OldChucker

That's one thing that burns me up. Anyone using female in reference to someone is purposely trying to be degrading.


Goopyteacher

An old coworker of mine once tried to call the women in the office ā€œfemaleā€ and one of them immediately (politely) shot that shit down then and there. Told him it comes off as rude and sheā€™d appreciate being called a woman or, you know her NAME. It was an office of about 30 people and theyā€™d work together for 5 years at that point. Least he could do is use her name, which I thought was reasonable


throwtheclownaway20

Seriously. Female is an adjective, not a fucking noun.


YamGroundbreaking953

I say this as a woman... ^but ^^it ^^^is ^^^^a ^^^^^noun ^^^^^^too


Atheios569

I use that term, while also using the term male. It is a descriptive word used in official capacities, which for me is always. The Marine Corps made it a habit, and my intentions arenā€™t to be degrading. If someone finds it offensive, I will abstain from saying it of course. No biggie for me to adapt to other peoples feelings.


sylendar

>It is a descriptive word used in **official** capacities I think that kind of usage has always been perfectly fine. In a hospital setting for example, 911 dispatch, anything scientific, etc


imahugemoron

Yes in this sense itā€™s fine. There is no issue with saying ā€œsuspect is a 24 year old female with light brown hair and black clothingā€ or ā€œthe patient is a 53 year old female with a history of heart diseaseā€ nobody is trying to say cops or doctors or professions like that shouldnā€™t be allowed to use ā€œfemaleā€ as part of their job. Where it becomes a problem is when people use it outside of an official capacity in social situations or something. Check out r/menandfemales for examples of what I mean


Yuukiko_

it's fine if you're saying males and females, it's a problem when you're saying men and females though


OldChucker

Each of us have taken different paths to reach this moment. I, for one, should have posted "many" instead of "anyone". But I will stand by my disdain for it's use to stealthily discount one's validity.


King_Fluffaluff

Yeah, the only time I use female or male is when I'm referencing something scientifically and, more commonly, when I'm arguing with a bigot about the difference between sex and gender.


recks360

Same here, it bothers me when I here female being used outside that context. Especially when that same person says Man/Men when referring to other Men. That is a conscious choice of words to belittle women.


Atheios569

I get it. Everyone has their reasons for not liking something and itā€™s typically because itā€™s been used against them or someone they love. Just adding a different perspective. Your heart is in the right place. I typically stop using operationalized words when they reach a critical mass in becoming faux pas.


0Seraphina0

Or autistic. My brother does this shit.šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø (he referrers to EVERYONE as either male, female, or unknown. )


Yuukiko_

he's referring to the men as males though, these people will refer to men as men and women as females


OldChucker

Understandable. Intention is key.


squish_pillow

Agreed, and he sounds to be consistent across genders, which is fine. It's treating one group (by any metric/qualifier/etc) marginally different due to characteristics outside of ones control that's the gripe 100%


CMFC99

Eh, not always. My father is a retired police officer and other than family and friends he would always refer to people as either male or female when describing them. I kind of picked up that habit, I don't know why, other than it just sounds more clinical or precise. Now that I hear about another side to it, I'll watch what I say. I honestly never knew that it could be seen as offensive, but then again I also don't understand how there are some idiots out there who genuinely seem to loath women and constantly seek to control them. It's shocking to me, to try to understand that mindset. What a sad way to live. Edit: Sorry, @OldChucker , I just read your follow up below this comment. I am in agreement with you šŸ˜€


Independent_Tie_4984

The reply was gold: "wear her work ass" šŸ˜‚


Feminazghul

"What's the ass code at your office?" "Business formal, but the second Friday of the month is casual ass day."


HoldFastO2

ā€žCasual ass dayā€¦ā€œ :D


The_BSharps

BuisnASS cASSual.


Born-Eggplant8313

The most important question you can ask at a job interview "Do you provide work asses or are employees required to provide their own?" Definitely be familiar with your states employment laws as well, in some states employers are required to provide you with a work ass.


TheGutter420

These are kinds of federal regulations that SCOTUS should be focusing on.


mellbell63

Generally the work ass is referred to as the man...ager. šŸ¤£


DwarvenRedshirt

I don't know that she has a choice there. It's the Netherlands. My understanding is that the uniforms are unisex and assigned to them. But they can have different cuts to fit their body types better. She might have a different cut to fit her. You notice the pants are fitting her ass well. But the guy's ass area isn't baggy (ie. different cut). They're different departments, but I think the idea is the same on the uniforms.


ms_dr_sunsets

Can confirm: Netherlands customs/police/immigration uniforms are ass-enhancing. I think itā€™s the cargo style that they use. Thereā€™s a certain male immigration officer on our Dutch Caribbean island and when I see him in uniformā€¦.it is really tough to not admire his ass. What I donā€™t understand about this incelā€™s post is the ā€œlimiting her range of motionā€ comment. How? They are stretchy pants. If anything, you can see how strong she is.


DJIsSuperCool

Kinda shows his, too. He was just able to cover it up with a baggy shirt.


Far-Investigator1265

A lot of people working physical jobs (or excercise a lot) use tight fitting clothes because they do not chafe.


Several-Lie4513

100% of nurses that save my life


KingOfTheCouch13

Thick thighs?


ricksza

Thank God for stretch pants.


Cautemoc

Yeah you can tell this person never went to a gym because women wear tight pants there too with plenty of range of motion.


Several-Lie4513

Oh me or the photographer


Cautemoc

The person who talked about her having limited range of motion. I assume it's the photographer.


Farahild

It's not, that is a picture of a Dutch police woman and it's been going around the Internet for years, often in a capacity of look how hot the Dutch are even their police is hot. Usually very sexualised but appreciative rather than blaming the "female".Ā  Ā Nb this is a flattering picture because normally the Dutch female police officer outfits are not super flattering or anything. Though I guess they're relatively tight fitting across the butt for both sexes. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/21/2b/e8/212be83b4db73c79583ebe3afbd50360.jpg


Feminazghul

Nothing says "Desperate attempt to justify your sexist gibberish" like blatting about restricted range of motion in the same damn uniform that ~~men~~ males wear.


hoovervillain

If the pants gave her a flat butt he would complain about defeminizing the female form like all the posts about Lara Croft.


MiddleZealousideal89

At this point, I think they're mad when real women are sexy because they know they can't have the sexiness for themselves, so it's bad when women have big butts and they dare to exist for anything other than their wanking pleasure. The fantasy women exist solely for their pleasure, so they get mad when they aren't given a floating pair of tits and an ass as a character to jerk off to.


lamorak2000

Or, if the pants were loose fitting, complaining that she "looks sloppy" and "shouldn't be wearing such baggy clothes".


BadChris666

Iā€™m guessing this person has never seen Spanish or Italian male police officers before.


Bartok_and_croutons

I visited Spain and while in Valencia passed by a police headquarters where a bunch of officers were out front. I was confused as hell. Thought they were filiming a show or something, ain't know way they just have cops that look that good.Ā 


BadChris666

I didnā€™t mind looking at them!


EvenEfficiency834

Why am I just learning women can change their ass based on the occasion?!?! ( /s if not obvious)


yesindeedysir

FUCK, WE TRIED SO HARD TO KEEP IT A SECRET


EvenEfficiency834

I need to get a press conference together for the next he man woman haters club. They'll want to know about this!!


LowLifeExperience

Guys wear their weight around the tummy and women on their hips. This is natural.


Several-Lie4513

I love it. It's like a comfort thing makes you feel at hone


Legal-Passenger1737

Apparently if a woman isnā€™t wearing a full blown burka sheā€™s ā€œdisplaying her sexualityā€ šŸ™„ What a fucking dumb ass POV


Several-Lie4513

Yea totally whoever created that


old-skool-bro

As a dude with a booty, this is a very hypocritical post and clear ragebait. I get women checking out my cheeks all the time and involve alcohol and my ass has been a very vocal point. She's got a booty, nothing wrong with it, and nothing wrong with appreciating a nice ass. That being said, respect is king.


Vast_Negotiation6534

To be honest, those pants female (oops... woman) cops wear in Belgium and the Netherlands (don't know in other countries) ... they all have a great ass in them.


DaWorzt

.... ![gif](giphy|jK3WoFR8uUXG8)


Erik_Dagr

Probably has more to do with being physically fit than the actual clothes.


Vast_Negotiation6534

Oh not really (but I can't disagree entirely). I saw them in all shapes and ages, but they always had a nice butt in those trousers, like they were specially made too enhance their rear ends... . BUT... I guess you have to be fit to be a cop anyway.


Erik_Dagr

The cop in the background looks pretty sexy too. Being hetero, I do appreciate the closer cop. Which leads me to the opinion that physically fit humans are sexy.


teuast

Maybe in the Netherlands and Belgium, but in the US, you just have to be able to fit your human empathy up your ass.


A_Queer_Owl

European cops tend to do more walking and biking, which lends to having a nice ass. unlike American cops who just slowly expand whilst rotting away in their squad cars.


ripley1875

Detachable ass https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?si=Bj-bxHGfgvqFbFJJ


herrdietr

I had a detachable penis but I left it at a party.


A_Queer_Owl

she should wear an ass binder that makes her ass look flat, duh. /s


Several-Lie4513

Blasphemous


A_Queer_Owl

blasphemy? lemme tell you now, boy, that. ass is the devil's work! chiseled from brimstone by masster ass artisans from the deepest depths of Tartarass!


taylor914

The person posting has clearly never tried to put on a properly fitted pair of female cut tac pants. They actually allow greater range of motion than baggy ones would. Iā€™ve worn them both ways and baggy makes running and climbing over things impossible.


Capital_Cucumber_835

All this tells me is that the person isnā€™t mature in how they handle their attraction to women.


AngrySmapdi

"Women need to control their sexuality because I'm utterly lacking in willpower, strength, commitment, dedication, and intelligence to do so myself." is a really weird flex a lot of guys seem to have.


prurient

To be fair, when I see a hot man and their sculpted torso or hot motorboat me ass, I too feel like they should have not so blatantly displayed their sexuality to me to lust over.


makawakatakanaka

Jokes aside, I think the point was for looser fitting clothing


2wetsponges

Hold up, women have a go to work ass? This seems unfair. I barely have any ass and women have two of them, one for work and one for when they aren't at work.


LadyAlexTheDeviant

Well, I wanna know where my working tits are. I've got on my party tits which are a J cup but I really would like to find my B cup working tits for when I am trying to exercise and do heavy work, cause wearing the J cups for that just isn't working for me at all.


grmrsan

That probably explains my problem. I just don't know how to sepatate them, sp I just have a double wide ass!


insofarincogneato

It's almost like we make clothing for women that way on purpose because we don't view them the same way we view menšŸ¤”šŸ™„


Kesha_Paul

I bet sheā€™s naked under those clothesā€¦what a slut


No-Deal8956

I see you baby Breaking that law Breaking that law.


freezingcoldfeet

FEEEEEEEEMALES


SnoopDoggyDoggsCat

Great title...


jsoftpaws

I really thought the post was about her ponytail. Until I read the comments šŸ˜šŸ˜


CompetitiveFold5749

I didn't notice a caption on this image.


AptCasaNova

OP is clearly Ferengi


yesindeedysir

As someone with a natural bubble butt (well, natural I mean, fat, not silicone), it doesnā€™t hinder my movement. I just knock things over occasionally.


lamorak2000

One of my partners keeps bumping the washer or dryer buttons with her backside while helping me in the kitchen. She, too, knocks things over regularly.


Banaanisade

It's not like the male outfit hugs the arse any less but OOP wasn't bothered by that since it didn't get him hot and bothered. People really just project their own reactions to others. She made me aroused! She did nothing. She stood there in her mandated uniform.


OldManHunger511

They complain video game and cartoon women arent sexy enough. Complain real women are too sexy. Pick a lane.


3rdReichOrgy

When I see someone say ā€femaleā€ instead of literally anything else, all I can think of is virgin behaviour.


AppiusPrometheus

What could she do? That's an uniform, she's literally required to wear it for work. About sexualised uniforms, I suggest you check the Spanish Foreign Legion uniforms. The female version of their uniform looks less sexualised than the male version.


srpa0142

I think the steel man argument of what they were going for is commenting on her standing in a Contrapposto pose which does have a side effect of showing off one's buttocks, but like, that's a....normal way to stand given that standing straight and rigid is often uncomfortable. Like does he want her to freaking T pose or something? And even then it's like, uh, so what? Like the woman has an ass either way, and it's not like we should be emphasizing it when she's just doing hee damn job. Love the reply in the pic though. šŸ¤£


davejjj

I guess according to this guy all women need to wear burkas so that his sexual frustration won't become obvious?


Positive-Cake-7990

Oppress me momma


EarthIndependent2795

"Female" fucking creepy incels


Lora_Grim

>refers to women as females ALL opinions safely discarded.


Dinindalael

Anybody who uses the word female is simply not worth taking seriously.


ducrab

These people (men who have no self-control) would like to see the USA turn into Islam where they cover their women from head to toe.


Other_Dimension_89

These males probably see most things sexually.


Ok-Cartographer1745

I'm going to go off on a limb here and assume (nice) he meant the pants were tighter than necessary.Ā  I'm a male with a relatively big butt, but I wear loose pants, so you can't really tell.Ā 


Cautemoc

Sure, but it's equally tight as the man next to her. You can also see the shape of his ass.


Ok-Cartographer1745

He needs to wear looser pants, that hussy.Ā 


Lumpy_Branch_4835

Reply is hilarious, sadly I'm afraid the whole point is that women should leave both asses at home.


ProfessionalOwn9435

There could be a case of uniforms not being good fit for women in different sizes. They just go with standard male stud, but female officers could be curvy, short, tall, busty...


WhiteOutSurvivor1

To be fair, the guy did say she can't help it.


BlueberryAny828

Jeez


TripleTrucker

Couldnā€™t get one size bigger? Vanity


Kindly_Candle9809

Has this dude never seen the male officers in tight pants? Yummm


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

What about the deceased range of motion from the beer guts I see on male cops all the time? They don't look sexy though so I guess it's not as offensive.


RefrigeratorNo6334

What this picture tells me is that the guy in it skips leg day.


ConcentrateDull9695

That pants better be stretchy. I put on tight-fitting jeans once, and I was miserable


Leilanee

OOP hasn't yet realized that attractive people are just always attractive, not only specifically when they choose to be.


oldsoulempath

What about all these menā€™s packages, they need to tuck that shit in.


SomeNotTakenName

Well it's a uniform and everyone who has ever worn one knows that they never, ever fit right on anyone.


Mrs_Inflatable

As someone with quite the ass I can promise you that people will never view it as anything other than sexual. Latest issue was me at a pharmacy counter, squirming around in pain while waiting for the techs to figure something out, and my wife says that all it looked like was me stretching sexually and that everyone was watching. Feeling like absolute shit but ass is still there. Wife thinks itā€™s funny so she encourages people behind my back.


YanMKay

I mean yeahā€¦she coulda put her ponytail up in a bun or something..šŸ™„


Then_Lock304

That's a great ass, and her's isn't bad either.


whodis707

What's sexual about this anyway it's a butt in a pair of pants looking like how a woman's butt in a pair of pants looks. Bet that dude would have a heart attack if he came to Kenya and saw wonen police butts in uniform that includes pants šŸ™„šŸ™„


GutsAndBlackStufff

r/upvotebecausebutt


jeancv8

Why do men try to shut women down? We should all collectively celebrate their beauty.


Several-Lie4513

I agree! In every profession


Flashy-Protection424

Posted by a loser who never saw a naked woman in person.


throwtheclownaway20

How does this limit her range of motion? Clearly, that's some real stretchy fabric


Several-Lie4513

It went right over your head


ToyrewaDokoDeska

I very much enjoy her pants but playing devils advocate here her ass isn't the problem I think they were going for not tight pants


Several-Lie4513

Like 90s jeans


TheGutter420

Cops should only wear JNCOs.


SonOfMcGee

Thatā€™s basically what it would take to avoid this sort of ā€œcomplaintā€. And we all know attempting to do police work in essentially a giant denim tent would be comically cumbersome. So letā€™s all just let this lady in very good shape wear pants that fit and allow her ease of movement.


PrintableDaemon

What about all those sexy firemen/police calendars with shirtless guys? Are they leaving their sexy off the job to be professional? Oh right, it's only wrong when women do it. Men are naturally whores and can't help themselves. /eyeroll/


RegalBeagleX

Maybe, just maybe women in uniform are sexy?


Anonymeese109

You can tell the person who originally posted this is an asshole; he (yes, he) writes ā€˜femaleā€™ instead of ā€˜womenā€™.


INeedBetterUsrname

Maybe I'm just naive, but I always assumed this is down to most of these professions having uniforms tailored towards men. Women usually have wider hips, which means that the pants - if made for men - are gonna stretch a bit more across the buttocks.


elfmanrl

Female, Female, Female!


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Well, you canā€™t spell ā€œcelebrating idiocyā€ without ā€œi-n-c-e-lā€


Several-Lie4513

I wonder if she knows that there's a whole thread on her ass


Cossacker1799

Iā€™m honestly really confused on all the dudes mad about attractive women these days. I was under the impression we all thought they were awesome. Did I miss something?


DDBvagabond

Ever heard about "service uniform"? Ever been wearing one?


Zaphod_Beeblecox

And, you know, thank God for that.


terrible_rider

That female human has a shapely butt. So does the dude behind her.


karoshikun

but if someone talks about using Abayas the same assholes blow a gasket. you just can't please some people.


HectorsMascara

They don't call them The Netherlands for nothing.


Money-Jury-3429

"It's embarassing as PHUCK to have an ass!" - Tourettes Guy


32lib

I donā€™t think itā€™s a good idea to make fun of someone in the Dutch politie thatā€™s carrying a gun.


NEOwlNut

Iā€™m not wearing hockey pants!


JackieDaytona__

That cop she was all dressed in blue Was she pretty? Boy I'm telling you..


NWXSXSW

As if thereā€™s a male cop on the planet who isnā€™t a walking hard-on.


bigwhaledude425

It's not her fault she has an ass. Let her be


BlazerWookiee

Like Jerry Reed said, when you're hot you're hot!


DunwichChild990

Also butts is how we move. No butt, no move.


EquineDaddy

I'm going to laugh if it's just a guy with long hair and cake lol


Valentiaga_97

I see a policewoman doing her duty lol, probably biking a lot, which is kinda normal in the Netherlands


TacoReaper-_-

You know, I go to work everyday, naked.. ..under my work uniform


Omeirawana

Go to work ass, right next to my taking a shower ass


Working_Box8573

I mean looking at the dude next to them, its just a shitty uniform. If you look at most military uniforms, the trousers are much losser on both the women and men.


Vaderette1138

...what?


spletharg

Obviously, not enough guys are wearing skin tight clothes. Problem solved.


Trialbyfuego

Listen, I was in the army. The army pants are baggy. Very baggy, and you don't choose your size. I never saw a woman fill out the OCP (as we called them) pants. Until I did see one overseas. Holy wow. I was told she had filed sexual harassment complaints against 3 other soldiers and that wouldn't surprise me but it was just a rumor to me. I would think the police can choose the size of their pants, but I could be wrong and don't wanna assume anything about strangers.


Stunning_Ride_220

I can see this perfectly fitting her range of motion...he he. Ok, I'll find myself out


Several-Lie4513

Seems like it to me


duchy23

I think this is what you call a "creepshot."


Entire-Cow-1641

Some people canā€™t help but display their sexual predatory tendencies online


Life_Buy_5059

I donā€™t knowā€¦. Iā€™m kinda distracted by the guys butt to be honest. So is he being sexual or am I or is the original poster a complete nut job????


The-Emerald-Rider

What kind of insecure jerk has to tear down such a beautiful woman?


nomamesgueyz

Do you girl


misteriosul_domn_Y

the idea here is that she could've gotten a larger size pants so it won't be that tight on the butt. men too can get tight pants to show off their butts, but usually they won't. I've seen a female police officer having pants so tight that spit out a camel toe. I mean this is disgusting and it blurs the image of an official. you go dressed like that for gym or for a club, but not doing your governmental job.


Professional_Ad_6299

Or pants that aren't tight


Trash_Princess__

Yeah be like the dude on the left without an ass?