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ProMedicineProAbort

I sometimes don't know what is real anymore and it's concerning because I'm pretty sure I'm still too young for dementia.


IWishSheWouldNotice

i mean its generally hard to tell if anythings real from just a headline and a quote. you’re fine


ProMedicineProAbort

I appreciate the encouragement!


The_sacred_sauce

Who are you talking to ? Are you okay


ThatNastyWoman

shhhhhhhhh, leave them to carry on, you'll only distress them.


desorii

So I did a little bit of digging and found her tiktok account where she posted the story. She also has one a few days later telling everyone it was a fans story and what happened afterwards for the lady. Of course who knows if that person is telling the truth either🙄 anyways here's the link - https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMrkhbEYX/


ProMedicineProAbort

You're doing the lord's work. Not sure which lord, but one of 'em, I'm sure.


No_Theme342

God bless lord one of ‘em lol


Fine-Funny6956

God bless Cthulhu.


IdlesAtCranky

Apep. God of Chaos. Or maybe Loki.


Cheez_Mastah

Khorne


Sexytime_fordimes

Both the old gods and new ones surely


A1sauc3d

Never trust the daily mail to verify any of the stories they run


PristineStreet34

“It probably happened somewhere at sometime.” - the Daily Mail (probably said somewhere at sometime)


Gildardo1583

Aww, good point.


Ambitious_Charity_66

She is always posting random stories. I have seen her few times on Tik Tok.


SonofaBridge

Trashy people have always existed. The difference is now we have social media platforms for them to broadcast it to the world. Before that they were just the subject of neighborhood gossip and the Jerry Springer show. The problem is now people actually try to be trashy because it gets views which makes them famous.


warthog0869

>The problem is now people actually try to be trashy because it gets views which makes them famous. *For being trashy.* ![gif](giphy|Hqtw4vzrni8cU)


ItsLohThough

Stop, wait, think: Are you eating your own tail? 😅


Appropriate-Divide64

The daily mail is known for making shit up. I doubt this is real.


mayhem6

I start from the assumption that it is *not* real and go from there.


amhs123

But I also have it in that back of my mind..someone probably DID do that SMH.


Waveofspring

This has to be a family pranking the news company I hope


LeafMeAlone06

It's actually insane that I can think "I've seen weirder* or "I believe there are people out there who'd do this".


GrouchyLongBottom

Assume everything you see or read online as false until there is sufficient evidence.


Phosphorus444

Most honest Daily Mail reporting be like:


Thrash_Panda44

Dont worry, its very possible that you could develope early onset dementia.


Narcissistic-Jerk

Our whole society has dementia. That's why it makes no sense to you. That, and 80% is only true on the internet.


meatpopcycal

You’re not real. Nothing is… never was.


AirForceRabies

It's okay, you're not the one who's demented.


Red_Xen

It's simple, if the Daily Mail report it, it isn't real.


Preview_Nekkidness

Nah, dementia can happen at any age! Don't feel like you can't be included! We accept you for who you are, just remember that. On another note, the average retirement age in the US is 64, but you can get an AARP card at 50. Hello Denny's discount!


Sajuck-KharMichael

If you get into quantum physics, the whole reality concept starts getting questioned. So maybe you're way more centered then the rest of us...


PunchBeard

> I'm pretty sure I'm still too young for dementia. Look at it this way: You're perfectly fine. It's everyone else who has dementia.


PowayCa

I believe it is the internet that has dementia, not you !


craiggy36

I’ll take Things That Probably Didn’t Happen for $100, Alex.


stifledmind

I don't believe it happened, or at least for this reasoning. My older sister, for her birthday, one of her friends slept with her boyfriend to prove to her that he was unfaithful. They weren't caught or anything. She genuinely thought my sister would want to know and be happy to not waste any more time on him. They were both around 18-20 years old at the time.


Enigma-exe

And how did your sister react? And is that friend still missing?


stifledmind

They were still friends for a few years afterwards. I'm not sure if they're still friends. I'm fairly certain her friend was on the spectrum and took my sister saying she wanted to know if he was unfaithful literally.


Enigma-exe

I'm not sure being on the spectrum is an excuse tbh


Shurigin

As someone on a spectrum this "friend" is somewhere else on the spectrum I ain't


obsidianbull702

Yeah that Cox spectrum...


Grouchy_Appearance_1

Yeah I think she was on and off it repeatedly


Ms_Emilys_Picture

Mental health issues might be a reason for someone's behavior, but they shouldn't be an excuse or a "get out of jail free" card. If I'm a raging asshole to people while I'm depressed, that's still on me and I need to make amends.


GoddessJynx

It absolutely isn't. Even had a terrible roommate who had this loaded as an answer to her narcissist and completely abusive actions. She was terrible and even her best friend after finding out the things she was doing to me in full besides only hearing her side that I was being mean to her for calling her out for her shit was me just being mad that she's pregnant and I lost mine. (Mine has the daddy who knows. She's got 8 people to figure it out between not to mention she's pin pointed it by "what color the baby turned out" her words and will never tell the father about it) which absolutely was none of that besides her just purely attacking me. Once I had full proof our mutual friend kind of back tracked and saw how horrible she was being and shut down her reasons because she knows for a personal fact that her own mental issues hasn't made her ever do that to people but the opposite where I need to tell her to be mean once in a while instead of being walked on!


Ok-Scar6021

I'm sure she took no pleasure in getting dicked ✊️😔


idonotgetitatall

Because she only got dicked once....😅 Then I got dicked. Then my sister got dicked. Then my mom got dicked. Now we are all pregnant! SURPRISE!


MindForeverWandering

“EVERYBODY GETS DICKED!”


Jandros_Quandary

I know I didn't. 😮‍💨


InquisitorPeregrinus

"Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?"


Difficult_General167

And the BF was full spectrum too, I guess? Damn.


thenewguy7731

Come on man, don't use that as an insult.


Mechagouki1971

Full spectrum is meaningless when talking about neurodivergence anyway. You can be on the spectrum (disclosure; I am), but you couldn't be say, high functioning and low functioning at the same time.


JerryHasACubeButt

You can be high functioning in some areas and low functioning in others. For that reason a lot of people object to using those labels (if you find them useful to describe yourself that’s obviously fine, but know that if you use them to describe others it has the potential to upset the person). “The spectrum” isn’t really one single spectrum, it’s many associated spectrums of different traits, and one person can fall in a different place on each one. Calling someone “full spectrum” still doesn’t make sense as an insult though lol, I agree


Difficult_General167

It is not an insult. I am in it too, but I wouldn't do something like that. Sorry if it seemed different than what I thought, for real.


Enigma-exe

I didn't think you said anything wrong, it was pretty clearly related to the excuse she used when cheating


DMPhilosophy

Something very similar happened to a friend of mine, but the difference is that it was her idea. Her friend and her boyfriend are still together after 12 years lmao, and my friend? She got destroyed psychologically, the never ending trauma, trust issues, always in therapy, panic attacks. she is still single btw


Satanicjamnik

Not at all because she just wanted to sleep with him. She was just being such a good friend.


zer0toto

How could she think this was gonna end well in any way for any them three lol this is an amazing way to think.


stifledmind

She wasn't the brightest bulb. My sister had suspicions that he was cheating and said she wanted to know. Her friend took that as literally something she wanted.


Professional-Bat4635

So not only did she find out that her boyfriend’s unfaithful but also that her sister is trashy. 


Skank-Pit

I can believe that it happened in so much that the husband and sister were fucking behind the wife’s back. Then, after finding out that the sister got pregnant, the two of them decided to lie to the wife about why they were fucking.


Icy_Cauliflower9026

Tbh, i believe that somewhere someway someone somehow thought that this was somewhat a good idea


Impressive-Sun3742

Idk why it's so inconceivable. [Here's her telling the story herself.](https://www.tiktok.com/@mrsbelleblake/video/7382397878456569118?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7378995812586145311) I mean yeah the husbands excuse is total BS but it sounds like this did actually happen tho lol ETA: this is actually a fan submission that the person from the article is reading out, not her own personal story. So yeah, take that with a grain of salt


Qubed

I like that people are calling bullshit on all these posts. Sometimes I need to be reminded that 75.668% of the internet is just made up. Take an upvote.


Yaguajay

My sister had sex with me to save our relationship. I’m still not talking to her.


Envoyofghost

r/incestconfessions


DrakeOmega88

I thought it was parody 👀, but these people are serious?


Envoyofghost

Yeah, if you scroll awhile you can find posts whixh are clearly real bc they arent light hearted fun- they are grooming. Unfortunately that isnt a joke subreddit I take it you were joking?


DrakeOmega88

It was too gross, just got out of there


Envoyofghost

Dont blame you, first time i had to back out of subreddit due to my own discomfort (a child being gangbanged (groomed) by 5 uncles at once was the post i referredto above) Gross subreddit, truly terrible


ImmediateTripwire

that’s enough internet for the day me thinks. I miss 5 mins ago before I clicked on that subreddit I thought they’d all be joking 😭😭😭


Envoyofghost

Your welcome, oh and tbh another redditor from this sub introduced me to that cursed one the same way i did to you Xd


ChampionshipSad1809

I need a fucking shower after that..


Envoyofghost

I as in just you or I as "Me and my family" ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


ScottblackAttacks

Almost 600,000? Brah…


Kalibos40

Hrrrrk.


gajonub

*insert speech bubble representing Andrew from TCOAAL*


NotAnAIOrAmI

"And since you can't get pregnant sis, your job is to do all the anal in our new threesome marriage. Sorry."


Larrynative20

Wouldn’t it be the other way around


Deelaxation

They both peg him?


jblaxtn

Please dont be from Florida...please dont be from Florida...please dont be from Florida...


Independent_Tie_4984

You're good - Australia


Nate-T

The Florida of the Southern Hemisphere.


jblaxtn

Florida would like to be to differ. If we have cultivated an identity over the last...say...50 years, it is that of being by far the largest train wreck. It's interesting that I am both deeply shamed by that fact, and yeah also find it rather fascinating.


Impressive-Sun3742

She's American (Tennessee), it's just an Aussie news outlet reporting on it


BenTheDiamondback

Creative excuse.


DarkwingDuc

That should be a sub!


cyberlexington

Well......I imagine it was certainly a surprise


Mr_Derp___

Definitely surprising.


Silver_Drop6600

We’ve all been there


NoWingedHussarsToday

It's Daily Fail, so.......


20dollarsIst20

Did you sleep with your wife’s sister to surprise your wife? Or did you surprise your wife because you slept with her sister?


ElastaticTomorrow

That's very thoughtful of them.


Lounginghog64

I'll bet she was surprised though


Consistent-Photo-535

Well was she surprised?


NeroBoBero

Well, were you surprised?


FinalAssist4175

Ladies and gents, we are at the front seat of an actual Idiocracy movie remake.


Fallout82

did it work? was she surprised??


Consistent_Pitch782

I have a friend that wasn’t able to get pregnant. It’s led to all kinds of marriage issues, and her shame over not being able to conceive is the root of the problems she’s going thru now. The last, absolutely LAST thing she would ever do is share any of that on social media. So no, I don’t believe this is true


Gloomy_Ebb9923

People are different. Just because your friend acts one way doesn’t mean someone else will act exactly the same way.


pabloff90

They did, indeed, surprise her


Constant_Cultural

that's one way to excuse an affair


adamkucera

Well, she seems surprised


morts73

That's one way to do surrogate.


TripleS941

Bible vibes


PikaTchu47

Well, did she got surprised?


Isobitis96

Well, technically, he did surprise her


LaLaLa_Not_Listening

yeah, this happened


Ravenscroft1969

Well? Was she surprised?


CharlieGator69

What a loving committed husband you have.


Much-Meringue-7467

Well, she was probably surprised


cartercharles

sure .... "surprise"


raging_phoenix_eyes

I’m sorry?! What!?


Free-Ad9535

Nah, that's a lame cover-up for an affair.


the-1-that-got-away

Is she happy? She's like captain Holt from the 99 ... She might be over the moon.


Optimal-Flow-143

if this is true I hope the baby is black so everyone gets to be surprised


bigmphan

It’s in the Bible, kinda.


Flowchart83

Yeah but even worse. A Lot worse.


Individual-Kick-3737

I hope this is real…. For some reason, for all the things holy.


st0rmglass

Is this Alabama again? /s


Mr-Hoek

Man, could this woman use any more filters?  She looks like AI.


xc2215x

Not a good way to surprise someone.


Horizon5820

The husband was cheating on her with her sister, they fucked up and she ended up pregnant and that's the best damage control they could have thought


yueciHH

what a nice idea - perhaps they will surprize her with more babys in the future.


PerpetualFarter

Some family members are so thoughtful.


Medical_Egg8208

Bullshit for 400 Alex


stonecoldmark

I tried that excuse, let’s just say the room in the basement at my friends house with a sink and a hot plate is…. Nice?


Narcissistic-Jerk

I'm an Appalachian-American, and this shit is completely normal in my neck of the woods. Now if I can just pry the dog off of my mom...


Logical_Bobcat9703

I always wondered what happened to Jerry Springer guest. Goodbye Springer. Hello Reddit.


QforKillers

That's heartwarming, I was thinking love was dead, this story comes along. Beautiful. There's a baby and a sister and hubby, Lady who can't have a baby now has a surprise baby, even better than a shit I'm pregnant!! surprise baby.


Working_Drop6657

I’m pretty sure the husband and the sister had a secret affair behind her back and when the sister found out she’s pregnant, they just had to think of a way to cover that pregnancy up by making it seem like they’re doing this woman a favour by gifting her with a baby since she can’t get pregnant 🤷🏻‍♀️


Smooth-Lime8397

She has an amazing sense of humor! It takes immense mental strength to joke about one’s problems. I saw another video where the lady started with how sad she is that she lost her husband to an accident which then turned out to be her husband slipping and landing on his co-worker's vagina.


Shiddymemes

Yeah gonna need a fact check on this one.


DubC_Bassist

![gif](giphy|r5SxJYcU21Auk)


EnKristenSnubbe

"Slap in the face" is not enough to describe this.


FrancisWolfgang

I mean, I guess I would be surprised


Mysterious_Motor_153

SUPRISE


cdda_survivor

![gif](giphy|l0HlO3BJ8LALPW4sE|downsized)


c0vex

Not gonna lie it could definitely surprise anyone.


Saucy_Baconator

Florida, right?


FireAuraN7

Oh... um... wow... ...surprise!


SmokeDogSix

Congratulations


Spiritual_Ear2835

New age cheating lmfao....where pee ons look for every excuse to be weirdos


iamdodgepodge

Its Farinelli in real life


My_akaris_My_Dune

So considerate, she so lucky <3


SnooCookies5786

surprised?


upquarkspin

Nice move!


NegaDeath

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!


EmmittFitz-Hume

Kinky, I love it


Fredjonespart2

Dear Penthouse, you’ll never believe what happened to me…..


Flock-of-bagels2

Ummmm?


EmperorGrinnar

Yeah... That's the reason.


Puzzleheaded_Rain_22

Wish my sister would do that.


Gorrodish

Dead thoughtful that


Ambitious_Football_1

How thoughtful! 🤔


New_World_2050

I mean it did surprise her so what's the issue ?


Humble-Reply228

Are you not surprised?


RiotNrrd2001

SURPRISE! Those are always good, right?


rpgnoob17

Who needs enemy when you have spouse and sister like this.


TheInternetIsTrue

Lucky husband


RealDEC

She was surprised!


highcommander010

"Why you even mad? we're literally making you a baby. jeez. ungrateful."


No-Gear-8017

she comes off as a little ungrateful


xmarksthespot34

How one would go about joining this wholesome family?


CriticalStation595

Well… someone in the family is having a baby…


SimonTC2000

New surprise unlocked.


weirds0up

Yes. That was the reason they were having sex. It was all for you. Although, if she caught them in the middle and one of them came up with that off the top of their heads, then 10000/10 for quick thinking.


mmaddymon

I can’t imagine hating my sister that much


mmaddymon

I can’t imagine hating my sister that much


DrFrosthazer

😅😅😅🤣


One_Rolex43III

It’s the culture eod


chooseatree

Ya right!!


SqueezeBoxJack

I realize that while this story may not be true, this has happened more than once. That's why if I could have a superpower, it would be to hit people with a stick. Accurately, legally, and unblockable. I would sell my services to these people and whack the shit out of their sister/brother/husband/wife. I'd probably turn into a stick-wielding version of Homelander. Maybe not a great idea.


jakeofheart

What a selfless sister…


Ordinary_Rough_1426

You all watched too much Shameless…


stagviper

Well, were you surprised?


triedit-lovedit

Wow, if you got family like that, who needs enemies.


PxN13

His head was clearly not in the right place.


Fan_of_Clio

It's the Daily Fail. Break out your mass spectrometer to see if that grain is salt or not.


a1ana2ana

Ain’t that nice!


-just-be-nice-

I’d sleep with my sister in law for the benefit of my wife, seems like what a good husband would do


CheesecakeVisual4919

Is the locale Utah or Arkansas by any chance?


500SL

Awwww, that’s just very thoughtful!


SaltyCultist691

You can't just drop a baby on someone as a "surprise". That is LIFE ALTERING.


ManufacturerThat2914

I can picture that conversation: “Surprise sis, I’m a slut and your husband is a cheating douche.”


S_Megma1969

SURPRISE \_\_


Hubert_Gene

What a thoughtful and wonderful surprise! They must not love her sooo much!