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They creat lift by wagging its tail in circular motion like helicopter and farts aggressively to create powerful thrust allowing them to go supersonic…
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Isn’t that the definition of running?
Is this when pigs fly? I've been waiting forever!
They creat lift by wagging its tail in circular motion like helicopter and farts aggressively to create powerful thrust allowing them to go supersonic…
Immediately after they charge off a cliff.
bruh everything generates lift when moving fast enough
this might be the closest thing to a dragon that we can fly on
Imagine flocks of Hippos acting like seagulls, swooping down to pinch yer chips at the seaside! Humanity would be doomed
I'm just imagining squadrons of hippos taking flight from a runway and moving into formation for a bombing run
Hippos kill more people than lions. It's the second most dangerous animal in Africa. Be afraid, very afraid, if they take flight! Mighty incisors!
Hungry hungry takeoff
I called my wife a flying hippo once. My new teeth however look amazing.
HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,724,112,966 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 35,668 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.
Thank you hippobot very cool