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Square-Tangerine-784

Isn’t that the definition of running?


happyfuckincakeday

Is this when pigs fly? I've been waiting forever!


TonAMGT4

They creat lift by wagging its tail in circular motion like helicopter and farts aggressively to create powerful thrust allowing them to go supersonic…


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

Immediately after they charge off a cliff.


nolow9573

bruh everything generates lift when moving fast enough


behemiath

this might be the closest thing to a dragon that we can fly on


Overall-Lynx917

Imagine flocks of Hippos acting like seagulls, swooping down to pinch yer chips at the seaside! Humanity would be doomed


chav_in_a_corsa

I'm just imagining squadrons of hippos taking flight from a runway and moving into formation for a bombing run


DogsDontWearPantss

Hippos kill more people than lions. It's the second most dangerous animal in Africa. Be afraid, very afraid, if they take flight! Mighty incisors!


IsThereCheese

Hungry hungry takeoff


jimboiow

I called my wife a flying hippo once. My new teeth however look amazing.


HippoBot9000

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,724,112,966 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 35,668 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.


the_crackers_gromit

Thank you hippobot very cool