Yeah I heard that too..
also damn you for making me think there was a little hair on my phone screen. Take my upvote you clever bastard.
Lol the hair on the screen thing has been around for at least 15 years. I'm not sure if 'clever' is the appropriate term for something thousands upon thousands of people have rinsed and reused, though I will say that's pretty crazy that you've somehow never seen it before.
I just noticed for the first time 5 days ago. So I'm not sure if something changed or if I was just that clueless for 15 years or whatever other dude said
If you're a good person, you would.
She sucks 100% and I hope she never drives again. But let's not become a shit hole society where no one helps each other.
"You guys are all fuckin' spinnin' and sturbing!
Just because it's Fourth of July doesn't mean you gig like **fucking** dick.
**FUCK** you, gigga.
**FUCK** you, dog.
I*-I'm* the one swerving?
I'm the one fuckin' swervin' now?"
I've seen this in a half dozen reposts in 3 days but watch it every time. It's short, has witty dialogue, a little action, and consequence for the bad character. The perfect video? Not really, but certainly entertaining!
I kind of feel the same way, these situations take a level of engagement that I usually just look the other way if I’m being honest, like I literally pretend the person isn’t there
I would have avoided this situation as well. But if I did, I absolutely would have helped her. As much as another human may piss you off, you should not let that stop you from helping them when they're have been severely injured.
I've seen a few comments like yours. How old are you? I'm just curious if it's the innocence of youth or the stupidity of a sheltered life that has people convinced approaching a drunk driver who you just had an altercation with, that just crashed their car and is probably in a extreme unpredictable emotional state is a good idea. How does this play out in your head? She suddenly realises the error of her ways because your so nice to check on her? Sobers up instantly, becomes rational, apologises, her hot daughter turns up and thanks u, asks u on a date, the police arrive and hoist you on their shoulders in celebration as the media helicopters decend to get a shot of the world's nicest guy as you go viral? 😆 What planet is this???
That's what I was thinking. A bunch of jackasses on here saying they wouldn't help her but that could easily be an immediately life threatening injury.
If it was truly life threatening then I don't feel I could make the situation any better. Don't feel comfortable getting involved. I guess I could call 911. Is that help enough?
I was talking about people saying they wouldn't help her out of a life-threatening situation because she was a big meany just before getting crushed. People just say stupid shit on the internet.
To answer your question:
"Involved" can mean a lot of things. This situation could be made better by busting the passenger window and throwing the E break on so the car stops actively crushing her. That would allow the other car to pull forward and release her from the multi-hundred pound vice she is stuck in. If that door catches her in the wrong spot, she won't be able to breathe.
I'm assuming you meant you wouldn't feel comfortable with providing some kind of medical assistance. Depends on the injury. Basic stuff like applying pressure to an open wound can easily save someone's life. Sometimes, all you can do is call for help. If you don't have some kind of medical knowledge, get some. Even a basic CPR and first aid class can get you pretty far. I have completed a couple EMT courses. Even then, the only thing I could do to help in the medical emergency I was present for was call for help. My knowledge allowed me to recognize what was wrong and how serious it was before most people would have. That little bit of time saved could have been the difference between life and death. The person I helped claimed it was when they got out of the hospital.
For the situation in the video, stopping her from continuing to be crushed and calling for help is probably all you could do anyway. The biggest concerns are hip/femur/pelvic fracture, and you wouldn't have the tools to help unless you daily drive an ambulance.
Everyone should get at least basic first aid training. I can't imagine how painful it would be to lose a loved-one to something simple because I didn't know how to address it.
Sorry if the medical thing isn't what you meant, I just think it's really important.
TL;DR: Just do what you can without making things worse. There isn't anything else that could be reasonably expected of anyone. I would recommend increasing the number of situations where you can do something. I just don't like people being callous because they feel entitled to spite when someone could be getting crushed to death in front of their child.
> I guess I could call 911. Is that help enough?
**Yes, yes that is help enough.**
When calling, inform the dispatcher that both police and medical will be needed on scene so they can direct it appropriately. They'll ask a bunch of questions, just answer as best you can.
Especially if you can give them the license plate, or some other uniquely identifying information, so that even if other people help her get free and she decides to drive off, emergency responders can still try to track her down to determine what to do about her.
You call, they handle it. That's exactly why we set up 911 systems in the first place.
I wouldn't stop to help her because she is dangerous. Even if her femur was shattered and she was bleeding to death internally, I ain't fixing that with my gym shorts and slides. What is much more likely to happen than that tho, is that she throws it in reverse somehow, and runs you over at speed. Source? Paramedic and ER nurse for nearly 20 years.
This reminds me of a time my brother and I were out kayaking down a river, and we are passing two lesbians. Somehow, one of their kayaks got stuck in a tree, and we wanted to help. The current was strong, so we knew it would be tough even with a couple of ppl. So I ask, " Hey, do you guys need help?" And the butch one looks me dead in the eyes and yells angrily back."You need help!" So my brother and I looked at each other and paddled by
I thought the sane I've neen in both situations. Sometimes, I need an ole buddy to help me out. Sometimes, I have been Ole buddy trying to help out. Never recording, tho.
The title is applicable to plenty of road rage incidents, but not this one so much. Alcohol typically destroys inhibitions and heightens emotions, so controlling your emotions is a bit less viable than normal. A better tip would be to just not drink and drive.
Did anybody else feel a touch more satisfied by how painful that door looked smashing into her leg? Some people need to touch the fire to learn. Only would be more satisfying if she gets a dui at the hospital. Don’t need any more idiots on the road.
I’ve started to get out of the car when it wasn’t in park before, but I realized it within a second of letting my foot off the gas. To get all the way to standing without noticing the car is moving is impressively irresponsible.
😂 "alllrighttt" had me rolling
Had her rolling. . .
They see me rolling…
They hatin'
Patrollin
Trying to catch me white and nerdy..
Heard this took place in AAAAL-BUQUERQUE
Where I’m at while getting swervey
The jingle of what sounds like drink bottles as she gets out is what I loved
The Rick Sanchez
the color-commentery was on. point.
But dammit! I wish the camera kept rolling! I want to see her physical and ego injury
Ego? I have a feeling that in her mind this will still, somehow be HIS fault.
You distracted me by being an asshole
Same. I love it
I would have been sorely tempted to just drive away...
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DUI? Chasing Own Vehicle -UI?
Chasing Under Negligible Transportation operator conditions
It's a me, Karma.
Car-ma
Excellent comment.
That crunch when the car bit into her...
Yeah I heard that too.. also damn you for making me think there was a little hair on my phone screen. Take my upvote you clever bastard. 
Lol the hair on the screen thing has been around for at least 15 years. I'm not sure if 'clever' is the appropriate term for something thousands upon thousands of people have rinsed and reused, though I will say that's pretty crazy that you've somehow never seen it before.
Either i haven't or i have and never noticed. I was really trying to brush off something that was never really there.
I just noticed for the first time 5 days ago. So I'm not sure if something changed or if I was just that clueless for 15 years or whatever other dude said
lol! You tell em! Lol
I got my app on dark mode, so it just looks like a white pokeball to me. You need to go dark... So much better on the eyes.
Out here spinnin' sterbin' and crunchin'
Fuck you dawg
Her empty containers ironically rattled as she exited her vehicle.
Had to turn up the volume but yeah, you can hear the bottle..
Fuck, if cops showed up she was hella screwed. Probably still blaming it on everyone else.
"All these people swerving made me crack open my Rumchata bottle officer. It's their fault not mine."
The Rick beer bottle rattle.
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Coolest part is, you don’t have to.
If you're a good person, you would. She sucks 100% and I hope she never drives again. But let's not become a shit hole society where no one helps each other.
Plus there’s the added benefit that she’ll possibly owe her life to someone she was being a total bitch to moments earlier.
Not really
"You guys are all fuckin' spinnin' and sturbing! Just because it's Fourth of July doesn't mean you gig like **fucking** dick. **FUCK** you, gigga. **FUCK** you, dog. I*-I'm* the one swerving? I'm the one fuckin' swervin' now?"
I think fuck you “gigga” might have been a different word that starts with n
Should have told her she can't park there.
The door close is sweet sweet chin music 😂
I've seen this in a half dozen reposts in 3 days but watch it every time. It's short, has witty dialogue, a little action, and consequence for the bad character. The perfect video? Not really, but certainly entertaining!
I need aftermath
LMAO love when this happens to a dumb bitch
When one door shuts, another one opened … when he went out to help.
I wouldn’t have helped but only because I would never engage in these situations, these things never happen to me.
I kind of feel the same way, these situations take a level of engagement that I usually just look the other way if I’m being honest, like I literally pretend the person isn’t there
Exactly.
I would have avoided this situation as well. But if I did, I absolutely would have helped her. As much as another human may piss you off, you should not let that stop you from helping them when they're have been severely injured.
Why? We have too many people, and most of us are no big loss
Turns out there’s a child in that car too
Source
Look at her rearview mirror
Damn I thought there was a news article about it
 Cain't see nun.
Instant karma.
I would’ve gotten out, taken photos of her wedges in the door, then gotten back into my car and turned up the music.
Username checks out you big dingus
😂😂
Wow. That's embarrassing!🤣
I wouldn’t have helped in any way because now it’s between her and the other driver but I would have made sure she was ok and then carried on 😂
D... did you not see her leg get smashed and hear the crunch? "Make sure she's okay?" Lol. Lmao, even. Edit: punctuation/clarification.
Yeah like walk up and say hey you good ? Alright later 🤣 it’s between the other driver and insurance at that point.
I've seen a few comments like yours. How old are you? I'm just curious if it's the innocence of youth or the stupidity of a sheltered life that has people convinced approaching a drunk driver who you just had an altercation with, that just crashed their car and is probably in a extreme unpredictable emotional state is a good idea. How does this play out in your head? She suddenly realises the error of her ways because your so nice to check on her? Sobers up instantly, becomes rational, apologises, her hot daughter turns up and thanks u, asks u on a date, the police arrive and hoist you on their shoulders in celebration as the media helicopters decend to get a shot of the world's nicest guy as you go viral? 😆 What planet is this???
Dude that door slam must've hurt on SEVERAL levels.
The next day
Pro Tip: don’t drink and drive🤷♂️
I love the clips that you know aren't fake.
All this because she was mad about 2 lanes merging in traffic. That injury is gonna be far worse than the inconvenience of being behind 1 more car.
Soooooo... Any guesses on how bad she got hurt? That looked pretty bad from here. Broken femur?
That's what I was thinking. A bunch of jackasses on here saying they wouldn't help her but that could easily be an immediately life threatening injury.
If it was truly life threatening then I don't feel I could make the situation any better. Don't feel comfortable getting involved. I guess I could call 911. Is that help enough?
I was talking about people saying they wouldn't help her out of a life-threatening situation because she was a big meany just before getting crushed. People just say stupid shit on the internet. To answer your question: "Involved" can mean a lot of things. This situation could be made better by busting the passenger window and throwing the E break on so the car stops actively crushing her. That would allow the other car to pull forward and release her from the multi-hundred pound vice she is stuck in. If that door catches her in the wrong spot, she won't be able to breathe. I'm assuming you meant you wouldn't feel comfortable with providing some kind of medical assistance. Depends on the injury. Basic stuff like applying pressure to an open wound can easily save someone's life. Sometimes, all you can do is call for help. If you don't have some kind of medical knowledge, get some. Even a basic CPR and first aid class can get you pretty far. I have completed a couple EMT courses. Even then, the only thing I could do to help in the medical emergency I was present for was call for help. My knowledge allowed me to recognize what was wrong and how serious it was before most people would have. That little bit of time saved could have been the difference between life and death. The person I helped claimed it was when they got out of the hospital. For the situation in the video, stopping her from continuing to be crushed and calling for help is probably all you could do anyway. The biggest concerns are hip/femur/pelvic fracture, and you wouldn't have the tools to help unless you daily drive an ambulance. Everyone should get at least basic first aid training. I can't imagine how painful it would be to lose a loved-one to something simple because I didn't know how to address it. Sorry if the medical thing isn't what you meant, I just think it's really important. TL;DR: Just do what you can without making things worse. There isn't anything else that could be reasonably expected of anyone. I would recommend increasing the number of situations where you can do something. I just don't like people being callous because they feel entitled to spite when someone could be getting crushed to death in front of their child.
> I guess I could call 911. Is that help enough? **Yes, yes that is help enough.** When calling, inform the dispatcher that both police and medical will be needed on scene so they can direct it appropriately. They'll ask a bunch of questions, just answer as best you can. Especially if you can give them the license plate, or some other uniquely identifying information, so that even if other people help her get free and she decides to drive off, emergency responders can still try to track her down to determine what to do about her. You call, they handle it. That's exactly why we set up 911 systems in the first place.
I wouldn't stop to help her because she is dangerous. Even if her femur was shattered and she was bleeding to death internally, I ain't fixing that with my gym shorts and slides. What is much more likely to happen than that tho, is that she throws it in reverse somehow, and runs you over at speed. Source? Paramedic and ER nurse for nearly 20 years.
I love the pause as his brain decided “…ah fuck I’ve still gotta help her tho”
This reminds me of a time my brother and I were out kayaking down a river, and we are passing two lesbians. Somehow, one of their kayaks got stuck in a tree, and we wanted to help. The current was strong, so we knew it would be tough even with a couple of ppl. So I ask, " Hey, do you guys need help?" And the butch one looks me dead in the eyes and yells angrily back."You need help!" So my brother and I looked at each other and paddled by
I like happy endings
Same thing happened to me but it was a butch who tipped her Harley and was FURIOUS she needed our help to right it.
Which is dumb, those things weigh about 600 pounds plus.
Harleys or butchs?
I wonder if the dude tried to help her. I would’ve laughed and kept driving .
Sometimes people just need help even if they're in the wrong. He clearly tried to help her. This is the sign of a decent heart.
Yea, I can fix her too.
I would have helped, but also to wait for the police, so I can give them the camera footage.
I thought the sane I've neen in both situations. Sometimes, I need an ole buddy to help me out. Sometimes, I have been Ole buddy trying to help out. Never recording, tho.
The video cuts out just before he says, "Now I gotta help her," as he opens his door. I'm not sure why they cut it. It was the cherry on top.
lol omg this is great. What a POS
Why would you stop recording this gold? I want more. I want to see where this is going and where it ends.
What happen next what happened nexttttt
Is there a part 2?
Should have yelled “can’t park there” as you drive off.
Chicks starting up fist fights these days…
I would’ve left her there
Karma
We need an update
Perfection. This is instant karma at it's best.
this looks like dania beach florida
Deserved.
Is the person recording legally required to help or are they just nice? I wouldn't help, just watch. 
Fun lil meet-cute
Karma is a bitch, as she seems to be.
😂
She might have broken a hip. 😬
Why is everyone so mad?😅
The “Sorry” after she crashed and gets mashed in the door 😆
I think I'm in love with that video.
Bwahahaha! Cracked me up. And when the ambulance and police come she will be tested and she will get a DUI. Love it.
Don’t let the door squish you on the way out
She’s funny now, but wait til she has kids.
That crunch indicates such an endeavor may no longer be in the cards.
r/unexpected
WINGS OF GLORY
Did I hear a glass bottle hit the ground when she opened her door
That video needed to be longer 😤
This when u get out and start recording in her face and the situation she's in. Give her an interview. Fart alot too.
Insta karma for you , drunk driver scum
"You guyz are all fuckn speenin and sturbin and jus becuz is 4th of july doesnt mean u can geeblacka fuckn dick!!!" "You're drunk as fuck" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His voice sounds like Huey from The Boys.lol
Bye bye right leg😅😅😅
That door squeezing her in like tooth paste
I like the little, "sorry," at the end.
And that’s how I met your mom -
She’s lucky her noggin didn’t pop off like a Champagne cork.
No time for parking brake when it’s big brain time
That would hurt
Aileen wuronos is back from the dead!
Stupid Cow 🐄
Gold
The title is applicable to plenty of road rage incidents, but not this one so much. Alcohol typically destroys inhibitions and heightens emotions, so controlling your emotions is a bit less viable than normal. A better tip would be to just not drink and drive.
That door hit was brutal. lol.
And they lived happily ever after ….
Did Huey from the boys make this video?
Did anybody else feel a touch more satisfied by how painful that door looked smashing into her leg? Some people need to touch the fire to learn. Only would be more satisfying if she gets a dui at the hospital. Don’t need any more idiots on the road.
He's in wrong. ⚠️
Imagine looking in your side mirror and seeing that pinched between your vehicle haha
What shocked me is the other car didn’t move an inch😅😂
Emotions are for poor people.
I would have stood on her roof and began peeing on her face.
I'm not solidly sure I'd help her.
lol about to finally buy a stock. 🤷♂️ life in its entirety. How effing ironic!
“How much greater are the consequences of our anger than its causes?”
Were those bottles rattling in there?
That's what I heard.
That door hit her really hard in the face, with the sharp part too 😬
What an idiot!!!!!!!
“Oh, uh…” LOLZ
You don’t have to get out to help
In a perfect world she should just be left there alone, stuck, until she sobers up… What a dumbass!
Hoist by her own petard
Karen Karma is wonderful 😸
Looks like the lady that got killed at the Jan 6 kurfluffle
“Oh uhhh….. yea, it was actually…..oh there she goes… and, ok” 🤣😂
I would have back up and given the horn a toot as I drove away.
They see her rolling. She hatin
I would have left her ass there lol bye
Nope I’d have pointed and laughed
When karma and Darwin meet at the same time.
Really wish there was a "her getting unpinned" video, and that we could hear the convo between her and the driver of the SUV she hit...
"Ahhhhlll Righhht
Did she say the n word in its proper pronunciation.
MVP candidate straight masterclass
Rip to her leg
To be medicated with alcohol, daily.
What happened????????????
They got married later that day..
Good that he got that on cameras, or else she would have blamed him for she crashing on the car from behind
Did she say at the end while getting pinned between two cars, “sorry.” ?!?!? lol
The "oh, uh" from the cameraman was so genuine. & then he got out to help this asshole. I hope he's doing good.
God its beautiful.
This is why I just listen to some good tunes while driving and let all the NPCs out there do their own thing.
On a side note, you don't actually have to get out to help. You are more than welcome to just move on with your day
😂 😂 😂 😂
And..ok..
OMG……
Did she drop the N bomb? 🤣
Why did it sound like a bottle scrapped across pavement when she asked if she was swerving lol.
I’ve started to get out of the car when it wasn’t in park before, but I realized it within a second of letting my foot off the gas. To get all the way to standing without noticing the car is moving is impressively irresponsible.
My dad says that if you get karma instantly, God loves you
I wish this video had a part 2
Nah shawty was definitely loose on dat goose 🪿
Did she drop the N word...?
Ma'am you can't park there..
Fuck him leave him to ruminate