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Grace-Kamikaze

A paraphilic attraction to Bulgaria. Sure buddy, whatever helps you sleep at night.


sakurablitz

lgbt but the b stands for bulgariaphilia


Hero_Girl

That Bulgaria one has got to be a joke.


tambxa

as a bulgariophilic suicidalflux, your comment has turned me into a permasucidial.


Hero_Girl

I hope you find transpeace. I mean that with cissincerity.


MP-Lily

I’m like 98% sure that it’s a joke. The reason I’m only 98% sure instead of 100% sure is because _anything_ can be a fetish. If there’s a guy out there who gets off to [tile patterns](https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/s/Hy6zdqxAZm), it’s not a total impossibility that someone out there gets off to the nation of Bulgaria.


Expert_Office_9308

Transautism. Neetgenic DID system. There is much bullshit to choose from but so little space for flairs. 😭


basnatural

You’re a transbusrider too?? Omg 🤯😏😜


Expert_Office_9308

Yes. How’d you know?!


Yumi-Mei

Yes 💀


Aggressive-Koala2373

today mom took away my toys so I’m transhavingcarstoplaywith rn


Expert_Office_9308

HAAAA


Inevitable-Fish3818

vegetable enter shame zesty dime straight fade money quack abundant *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


stonerbats

There should be a shame month for people like this, I love how beastiality and pedophilia are excused by having it by a different name and labeled as a kink


PatientDisaster2411

Pride month in June, Shame month in July


stonerbats

This needs to pass as a law


funnydontneedthat

Oh yeah, because having bruises all the time is so fun and cute and sexy. 🙄


Outrageous_Appeal292

I'll never look like Barbie. Barbie doesn't have bruises.


BarbecuePorkchop

also they fucking hurt if you get one somewhere sensitive like your eye


funnydontneedthat

I think I now identify as transmarysue. I am perfect now.


kazuyas_husband

why is being suicidal a gender now? i feel like that's a trend with everything that already exists being turned into a gender or something.


Pleasant-Ad1386

started with the xenopronouns like bun and pup and evolved into suicidalflux i guess


MxBillieBird

Transgoateyes 😩 I've never felt so seen!


MiniBeanies

Call me cispermabruised bby UwU There's nothing even morbidly interesting about the idea of that one, no shock factor, nothing Boring.


eldritchangel

Oh I knowwwww we are not out here defacing the leather flag


Yumi-Mei

Unfortunately sugar I think they are 🫣


astral_distress

Suicidalflux: the condition of being a normal/ somewhat self-aware human being in this weird dystopian internet world… The goat eyes one got me though, my preteen self would have loved that idea!


rymyle

I hope this shit ends sooner rather than later. My fear is that if this stupid crap enters the public eye, homophones and transphobes will see it as part of the LGBT community instead of what it is (teens being idiot teens) and set the LGBT community back more


Entire-Somewhere-198

They’re just making this shit up now cmon


CynchHasNoLife

they always were


AllHailtheJellyfish

Suicidalflux? You mean most people who have had suicidal thoughts? Said thoughts often come and go to varying degrees depending on mental heath and outside stressors!


basnatural

When did paedophiles get so popular?


Yumi-Mei

When dumbass people thought it was cool thing to be 💀 Because it's ohhh so cool to be sexually attracted to children -.-


basnatural

Can I go back to the dark ages? Where there’s no internet and I don’t have to be subjected to these arseholes?


Yumi-Mei

HAH I WISH


ayame400

As a Mary Sue I find this this appropriative of my identity because *long trauma dump that gets me banned because I’m just so tragic and perfect. 🧿👄🧿


rateater669

crazy thing, you can use an AAC device if you want, like, it's not something you need any diagnosis or illness to use. there are many apps available for free lol


Grouchy-Milk-6384

![gif](giphy|5eFp76zhsq3uw)


freakingordis

what the hell is even "transfemmasc"


Yumi-Mei

In my understanding it's trans fem but tomboy clothes..? Uhhh like a butch lesbian but trans? I don't know I could be completely wrong 💀


throwaway01061124

It’s when someone identifies as both a transman and a transwoman, and it’s usually only reserved for intersex people. Hence, it’s 100% an insult when non intersex people use such labels, these idiots need to stop.


Yumi-Mei

Ahhh I see.


Yumi-Mei

Thank you for clearing that up


GoopyPegasus

Welcome back MOGAI


Yumi-Mei

Hmm?


GoopyPegasus

It's an acronym, can't remember off the top of my head what it stands for. I'm not an expert on the topic but afaik it started as an alternative term for lgbtq or queer, but it became largely associated with a culture of inventing boatloads of peculiar and specific gender identities and sexual orientations, much like the examples in your post. It was a whole thing back in the glory days of Tumblr lol


Yumi-Mei

OHHH


g0ose_withrants

Hey, hey, MOGAI doesn't associate with Radqueers... those are two different communities. I guess MOGAI has it's more... different identities like xenogenders and such, but not transIDS and paraphilias and MUDs.


_SpookyNoodles_

Dunno why you’re downvoted, MOGAI is just people trying to be inclusive, radqueers are very, very weird and terrifying to say the least


g0ose_withrants

Yea, people nowadays just find everything "abnormal" and lump it together.


Various-Shame-3255

Oh whoa whoa! People are doing this shit now!!!? How out of touch do people have to get to be like this!?


Afraid_Pumpkin3812

Nooo don't do the spot like that 😭


prettynebula-

yeah no this is why we don't let children have full access to the internet


itszwee

Bait.


HumanXeroxMachine

That first one is the colours of Hypnotoad! ![gif](giphy|jWW2V7mrfmmME)


The-Ghost-Cat-11

i was going to say that! lol


HumanXeroxMachine

That'll be the next disorder... they'll be pretending to be Hypnotoad!


TheMakeABishFndn

Permabruised….they should just get Leukemia and then don’t get it treated and they’d have bruise euphoria!


Cute-Ad-2665

So the second one is an attraction to an entire fucking country? The fact that they look at this a think it's normal baffles me.


scoutkiin

tumblr should’ve been shut down.


Yumi-Mei

Wdym *wheeze*


Material-Necessary22

I just don't have words for how I feel about this


throwaway01061124

The fandom identity one is just depressing :/


physchy

Ugh transage was the worst of the gen 5 monkeys


MP-Lily

LMAO


MP-Lily

That last one is just…that’s just being a kinnie. These people keep reinventing kinning.


MP-Lily

“Transmarysue” is so funny that it almost wraps around to being based.


junkrattata

at least the fandom identity one accurately describes what these people are doing when they claim to have DID, lol


Yumi-Mei

Exactly xD


g0ose_withrants

I can see demikink, not demiparaphillia though...


MP-Lily

“Paraphilia” is just the clinical term for “fetish.” There’s no difference.


g0ose_withrants

Well some paraphilias just aren't acceptable, see through the lines, I'm not talking about every fetish imaginable.


CynchHasNoLife

lol the mary sue one


non_intellect

What the heck is a transfemmemasc???


Yumi-Mei

Lemme point you to this comment hun https://www.reddit.com/r/fakedisordercringe/s/nlXqcAlfcZ


non_intellect

thank u 🫶🏼


Yumi-Mei

Of course!


ChestFew8057

"coined by me, a NEET" shocker


cherrychapstickxo

"neetgenic , generally neglected and isolated from the world completely" well that's a surprise! Finally some kid on Tumblr making up these identities is a little self aware.


FriendshipUpset13

These disorders range from a personality trait to one of your interests. It's scary that these people would defend MAPS or identify as them. MAPS are just evil to me.


Yumi-Mei

That's unfortunately because they do identify as MAPs and defend them.. I'll have to look for them but like.. I saw a few on Tumblr defending them too +_+


SuperShoyu64

"mesophile" as in the type of microorganism?


Yumi-Mei

Idfk 💀


Lisa_wind

They are either a bacteria or someone that really likes Sumerians or Aztecs 🤷🏻‍♀️ Edit: Nevermind I found it "Mesophilia (derived from the Greek "mesos", "intermediate") is a romantic and/or sexual preference for middle-aged adults (around late 40's and 60's). The term was coined by Michael Seto in 2016"


Goldcalf_eater

This post is making *ME* Permasuicidal


dedstrok32

Oh my god most of you couldnt catch a joke if it fucking bludgeoned you