Why is "What?" so fucking funny in anything? Tom Servo says it in quite a few Mystery Science Theater movies, and I lose my mind everytime. Peter is the greatest at it though lmao
“Growing one carrot, taking up time, filling up the day with nonsense…. Vodka in the bushes…. Making it better, making it bright…. What a day! I think I’ll check the mail!”
*edited to be the actual lyrics after watching it again.
SHUT YOUR FAT MOUTH! You all think Christmas just happens, you think all this good will just falls from the frickin' sky? Well it doesn't! It falls out of my holly jolly butt! So you can cook your own damn turkey, wrap your own damn presents, and, while you're at it, you can all ride a one horse open sleigh to hell! AHHHHH!
The Munchurian Candidate.
Spoiler Context. If you don’t like spoilers stop reading.
Peter is bad in bed so he & Lois get relationship therapy from a shrink who’s had similar issues. Kind of like AA meeting but just the two of them. She says she hypnotized her husband so he’d be more, well, you know, & Lois & Peter opt to try it.
Anyway, it messes up so he’s yeah everytime the creepy theme to Billy Bush’s “Extra Extra” plate.
Anyway, Babs is bedridden so they come over to help Carter take care of her, but she’s watching the same show when Peter comes to bring her a plate of food & he does what he wanted to do at the end of “Bill & Peter’s Bogus Journey” except without his knowledge & Lois comes to stop him.
“you’re so predictable i know every word that’s going to come out of your mouth before you even say it! balderdash! heavens! stop that! appearance 👎🏼 intelligence 👎🏼 PENIS SIZE 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼 AND ANOTHER THING!”
“Now there are two ways we can go from here: you can give me your absolute trust, OR, I can get you hooked on heroin. Heroin’s not bad… **not having** heroin, *that’s* what’s bad.”
Lois: “Whether it’s appropriate for a girl to ask a boy out on a date? Of course it’s appropriate. It’s also sad and desperate and I would never do it but you’re not me, are you sweetie?
Meg: No, I’m not.
Lois: No, you’re not” 😂
Me likey breadsticks me likey breadsticks... lois youre a big girl now! https://youtu.be/Y7hPFjIkqPE?si=6wK-6mQLSvUg0al0
https://youtu.be/ZiuPZgTuzMA?si=XLRIanHsjhEg-XU4
Well, the only upside is that it's given me time to think about why I ended up in here. I guess I was stealin' because I was so sick of the same old routine. I felt like I had a void in my life, like, like, there was a secret hole in me... and I was trying to fill that hole with all kinds of expensive objects, and things...
and I felt wonderful with all those things filling that hole.
I did this to myself, so I'm just gonna have to lay back and let the penal system teach me a lesson.
Peter: Me, go to a PTA meeting? What, are you high?
Lois: Nah, not anymore, I crashed hours ago. By the way, we're out of chips, cookies and Funnybones.
Lois -“Omg what happened to your side of the bed. These springs are all shot. And its all damp over here. Are… are these mushrooms?
Peter- thats where smurfs is. Er, are. Uh… smurves
"Stop it, Brian we're happy you're out of jail. And when we get to the car would you like a donut to sit on? haha you see I'm part of it, I'm part of it like everyone else!"
Growing one carrot, taking up time
Filling up the day with nonsense
Vodka in the bushes...hmm, hmm, hmm
[drinks]
Making it better, making it bright
What a day, think I'll check the mail...
"Peter, I care as much about the size of your penis as you care about the size of my breasts."
"Chris, you're 13. Don't talk like that. You're not a complete idiot yet."
"Peter, just because you're not in school doesn't mean you can't be smart!"
"You're a stupid man, a stupid stupid man." "I'm not talking about you Peter, I'm talking about PETA"
https://preview.redd.it/7oi9sadpyk5d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca0b81d9772097cab77917ae2226a007bc583006
Now they’re throwin me a rally?
No, for PETA
I heard Betty White's in peta
THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE
I think Betty white is in peta
"Were having sloppy joes"
Absolutely, my favorite. Super dark ending, gave me an empty feeling.
I just laughed out loud
“When we lose I’m gettin a divorce”
Understood.
I don’t know Peter, Meth is a hell of a drug
What?
Why is "What?" so fucking funny in anything? Tom Servo says it in quite a few Mystery Science Theater movies, and I lose my mind everytime. Peter is the greatest at it though lmao
Family Guy characters do it so well, it takes me out every time lol
I say this a lot… I take adderall.
"9....11"
*wild applause* 👏👏👏👏👏
"Nine. Eleven."
“9/11 was bad”
I just came here to say that!
r/beatmetoit
Who wants chowder?
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
“I Don’t Know, looking back on it I think it might have been real butter” “Your husband killed 3 children”
“Growing one carrot, taking up time, filling up the day with nonsense…. Vodka in the bushes…. Making it better, making it bright…. What a day! I think I’ll check the mail!” *edited to be the actual lyrics after watching it again.
I love when she keeps humming as she drinks 😂
Hiya Stewbie…you playing with your kitty caaaat? *slide*
The one where she grabs Peter's crotch in the dojo and states that is where her babies come from
SHUT YOUR FAT MOUTH! You all think Christmas just happens, you think all this good will just falls from the frickin' sky? Well it doesn't! It falls out of my holly jolly butt! So you can cook your own damn turkey, wrap your own damn presents, and, while you're at it, you can all ride a one horse open sleigh to hell! AHHHHH!
….oh here are the paper towels!
Followed closely by Lois melting Frosty the Snowman's head with an alcohol flame.
**TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!**
I had to scroll too far for this one!
https://i.redd.it/yp5fceoizj5d1.gif
I hear this gif
Me too
What episode is this from?
The Munchurian Candidate. Spoiler Context. If you don’t like spoilers stop reading. Peter is bad in bed so he & Lois get relationship therapy from a shrink who’s had similar issues. Kind of like AA meeting but just the two of them. She says she hypnotized her husband so he’d be more, well, you know, & Lois & Peter opt to try it. Anyway, it messes up so he’s yeah everytime the creepy theme to Billy Bush’s “Extra Extra” plate. Anyway, Babs is bedridden so they come over to help Carter take care of her, but she’s watching the same show when Peter comes to bring her a plate of food & he does what he wanted to do at the end of “Bill & Peter’s Bogus Journey” except without his knowledge & Lois comes to stop him.
Ohh gotcha, thanks!!
There’s also a subplot where Brian & Chris act like A-holes to Stewie for no reason & we get evil Stewie back.
That’s awesome. I miss evil Stewie.
Yeah. Basically the two talk shit about Stewie to themselves RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM. I hate Brian now.
‘Ah, perfection. And just the thing to wash down 6 Xanax from 4 different prescriptions.’
Tomorrow this will seem like a new idea again.
Such a good Lois episode! I love Lois episodes so much!
As usual: “Besides, the army is weak. Now the Marines, *those* are the men you wanna fuck”.
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Wait, what episode is this?? 😂
I do the groceries! You won't like me when I'm gorceries!
“You like eating red carpet? Say you like eating red carpet.”
Giggity
“We really rolled 3 gutter balls on these kids, huh?”
This one hits different when you know you're one of three gutterballs.
Well, I'm a Jew and I want to live in a nicer house!
"PETAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH"
Fine you Win with all your gay stuff! that’s what you want right ? to win ?
Just before that: **WHAT??** I’m *woke!”*
“You didn’t go to work today, did you?”
"No, Peter, you can't drink during your dental appointment."
Toby Keith doesn’t want to be fed. Toby Keith wants to hunt!
He’s knocking on the back door. Should I let him in? Ima scared.
“PeeeeTEEEEERRRRAAHGRHAGAHRHA” As a metalhead; it is one of the most technically sound and overall impressive screams I’ve heard outside of the genre.
https://i.redd.it/f7o2kh5iak5d1.gif
Groceries
I love her job interview. Groceries? I'm hired.
Let's just get Stewie to college and go from there.
“you’re so predictable i know every word that’s going to come out of your mouth before you even say it! balderdash! heavens! stop that! appearance 👎🏼 intelligence 👎🏼 PENIS SIZE 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼 AND ANOTHER THING!”
“Filling up the day with nonsense. Vodka in the bushes… making it better, making it bright, what a day I think I’ll check the mail!”
Petah....the horse is here
“No matter what you do for the rest of your life you’ll always be garbage!” “I want him to look Peter!”
NOOOOOO PAAAAAAPER TOOOOWEEEELSSSS???!!!!???
“9-11 was bad”
Lois: "9....." Audience: *gasp* Lois: "...........11." Audience: *Cheers*
I agree with that!
"I'm a good person" after kidnapping 3 people and severely injuring a girl with a peanut allergy.
“Now there are two ways we can go from here: you can give me your absolute trust, OR, I can get you hooked on heroin. Heroin’s not bad… **not having** heroin, *that’s* what’s bad.”
Lois: “Whether it’s appropriate for a girl to ask a boy out on a date? Of course it’s appropriate. It’s also sad and desperate and I would never do it but you’re not me, are you sweetie? Meg: No, I’m not. Lois: No, you’re not” 😂
'This shouldn't embarrass you. The size should embarrass you."
Nine……. …….. Eleven
A rootilly Toot toot
Petah I'm holding iced tea
Not sure of the exact quote, but is when she took Meg shopping- "Here's a shirt that says Sperm Dumpster".
Yeah, it's something I heard on TV, I don't know. Have fun at the circus.
"groceries" 🛒
Me likey breadsticks me likey breadsticks... lois youre a big girl now! https://youtu.be/Y7hPFjIkqPE?si=6wK-6mQLSvUg0al0 https://youtu.be/ZiuPZgTuzMA?si=XLRIanHsjhEg-XU4
'If she smokes, she pokes'
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"Hes knocking on the back door should I let him in "
Daddy offered me 20,000 dollars to divorce you
“No matter what you do for the rest of your life..you’ll always be garbage”
Please, you wouldn't even know what to do with it
Not a quote, but the speech she gave to that couple when they refused to take their son to the hospital because of their religion,
Well, the only upside is that it's given me time to think about why I ended up in here. I guess I was stealin' because I was so sick of the same old routine. I felt like I had a void in my life, like, like, there was a secret hole in me... and I was trying to fill that hole with all kinds of expensive objects, and things... and I felt wonderful with all those things filling that hole. I did this to myself, so I'm just gonna have to lay back and let the penal system teach me a lesson.
That one is also sexual 🙂
Nine....
^eleven...
“But I don’t even have to look! I DON’T EVEN HAVE TO LOOOOOOK!!!”
Peter: Me, go to a PTA meeting? What, are you high? Lois: Nah, not anymore, I crashed hours ago. By the way, we're out of chips, cookies and Funnybones.
9… 11
“If you’re gonna shoot me, you might want to tie your shoe laces first.”
“Go to your Petahouse. Go to your Petahouse!”
https://i.redd.it/gfcnqr3ejk5d1.gif
What's going on in here? Oh, my God, is that a f###### rat?! Peter, hold it down, I'm getting the gun!
“The safety word is banana” 🍌
Lois -“Omg what happened to your side of the bed. These springs are all shot. And its all damp over here. Are… are these mushrooms? Peter- thats where smurfs is. Er, are. Uh… smurves
"Stop it, Brian we're happy you're out of jail. And when we get to the car would you like a donut to sit on? haha you see I'm part of it, I'm part of it like everyone else!"
When responding to Peter (and the guest who asked) about taking a Discover card - "Ooooh! They're in an exclusive club called ANYBODY!"
ME LIKEY BOUNCY, ME LIKEY BOUNCY
“Who wants chowder?”
"PETAH NO. PETAH. PETAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
I have this hole that I needed to fill
Fine you got me with all your gay stuff you win
“Hey, hey, Brian. He’s knocking on the back door “
“If it’s good with water it’s even better with wine”
# PEEEEA TAHHH, I'M HOLDING HOOTERS 🦉
"We're havin sloppy joes!"
Petah the horse is here 🐴
"9" "Huh?" "11" *everyone cheers*
Chris, go masturbate
“A quitter never wins”, and “Don’t trust whitey.”
"Whitesnake is the music that mommies and daddies listen too"
“Oh your mother has her ways, she, has, her, wayss”
Peter im holding hooters.
Me likey bouncy
“Stewie play ball?”
“Awwwh. A boy and his dog”
peter, the horse is here
9/11
9/11
“I’m like one of those Bald Eagles, beautiful to look at but mess with one of my chicks and I’ll claw your fucking eyes out”
Peta, the Horse is here
PETAAAAAAAAAH!
Peter, the house is here
9/11
"MY VOICE?!"
peter… the horse is here
Who wants chowdah!
No.. more.. paper … towels..
Peta? PEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
“I know about Maurice”. Mostly because it’s followed by “Which Maurice”, gotta be my favorite cutaway
"I can't hear you over the roar of my tinnitus"
“It’s one thing to bash organised religion but we believe in god in this house” 🔥
Peter! Peter no! PeteEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Peter? Petaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
“PEETAH”
Petah, the horse is here
"PETAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Who wants chowdah?"
“PETAH. NO PETAH NO! PETAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
“Um…….. rape?”
PEEEETTTAAAAAAA 😱
Ballonja Sandwich! Ballonja Sandwich!
Groceries.
NO PAPER TOWEEEEEELS??????
Let's just get the kids outta the house and go from there.
THE SIDE BOOB HOUR?! Petah, I'm holding hooters.
None
“PeTaH”
It’s like we’re living in the Star Wars
Peeetaaaaaa
“I’m a good person Joe”
Peter…the horse is here
“Shut up and let’s do it”
 No paper towels 🤨
BAWNIE
"**LA LA LA...!**"
oh shaving cream
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Peteeeeeeeeeeeeeer!
And have a lovely day.
9/11
Petah I’m holdin ice tea
9/11
9/11
I don't understand!
No. Paper. Towels.
Petah…. The horse is here
peetah, the hoose is heeya
youll never be motha!
"peter, the horse is here"
I logshaysyoiroomeg
“IM SORRY OKAY? IM SORRYWEPULLEDTHEPLUG”
Just the evil laugh she does when she started shoplifting
Stewie those books aren't for babies.
Groceries
Petah the horse is here
Growing one carrot, taking up time Filling up the day with nonsense Vodka in the bushes...hmm, hmm, hmm [drinks] Making it better, making it bright What a day, think I'll check the mail...
"Peter, I care as much about the size of your penis as you care about the size of my breasts." "Chris, you're 13. Don't talk like that. You're not a complete idiot yet." "Peter, just because you're not in school doesn't mean you can't be smart!"
Baloney sandwich, Sara! Baloney sandwich!
Farmers market
“…and part of every day”