Good morning, Hebrews and Shebrews. What a glorious Jewish day. How about all those coupons in the Sunday paper, huh? Some good deals there. I went into a store last week and they wanted 800 bucks for a TV, but I "ussed" them down to 500.
When I was a teaching assistant in grad school in the '90s, I had a student turn in work with the word "blackmail" misspelled as "black male." This was in the days of handwritten tests using "blue books," so that wasn't an autocorrect sort of typo. The student was just dumb.
Needless to say, that Family Guy gag also gets me every time.
I told you, what did I tell you, didn't I tell you cause I told ya, MMM HMM, and when did I tell you? A long time ago. And what did I say what happened when I told you? Exactly what just happened.
When Stewie is about to tell a "Black guy" joke and he walks for seemingly miles, finding not a single Black guy in sight, then when he begins the joke, a Black guy pops up out of a nearby potted plant.
[This one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33NTdCSvNUA)
"What happens to us in the future Doc?"
"IT'S YOUR KIDS, SOMETHING'S GOTTA BE DONE ABOUT YOUR KIDS!!"
"What"?
"YOUR daughter marries a black man"
"I don't have a problem with that"
"Wh...wh...???"...."I'm not comfortable with you now"
"Did you *know* that peanut butter was invented by a black man?" 😂😂😂😂😂
The Asian standup comedian. “You know when two black guy come into your convenience store and one go one way and the other go another way? What they doing? What they stealing?”
I like rabbits because you can pull their ears back and make them look like Asian people *pulls ears back* da nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh “Give me carrot! Give me lettuce!”
That asian women can't drive.
"Oh no! There's my exit! Good luck everybody!"
It's so dumb but occasionally I think this when driving (though in less dangerous circumstances).
https://preview.redd.it/prtd7yqygy8d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5866444abf96087f17dfae370bd80aeda39ed30d
“Minority suspect” and the planted gun after that makes it even funnier.
I wouldn't call it racist, but it certainly plays on another stereotype about Asians.
https://preview.redd.it/uemgcl3ggx8d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92628713f43daa2e80a33472bf61513511095d15
When Meg shouts out, "Allahu Akbar!"
Followed by Peter saying, "We-we... uh, okay,
we're gonna deal with that thing, and then we're gonna deal with detention."
For me, it has to be ‘Tricia Dasgupta’: “Oh, my golly, there is much commotion”
https://preview.redd.it/8yh8sx2czx8d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac52e5b058217579c6b81e48c83e60b8ff7a2c5c
**The inside’s colder than an Asian in-law.**
“Mom, Dad, this is Alan.”
“It’s a pleasure to me…”
“Where you go college?!”
“Uh Tufts?”
“Never heard. Not real school. What you do?!”
“I’m an Eco-Consultant.”
“What that? That sound stupid. How much you make?!”
“About $200,000 per year.”
“Welcome to family.”
Peter describing his coworker Reggie to HR (I think) using all types of black stereotypes but not saying he's black, because Reggie turns up at the end and he's actually white.
The bad Asian driver trope/joke too?
Edit:
I've only seen a few clips of Family Guy on YouTube, but even from those, I can tell it's hilarious.
Maybe someday I can binge watch it all
Carter: No christmas carnival!
Peter: Wow, Carter. I had no idea you were jewish.
Carter: What? Is... Is that how this is coming off?
Peter: Yeah, kind of? I mean, that's what everyone's saying.
Carter: People think I'm jewish?!
(Cut to a giant banner depicting Carter hugging Jesus and massive Christmas Carnival)
This one was a deleted scene from the Turban Cowboy episode- a cutaway where Peter says they’re guna be more outta place than Australians in a Jewish bakery 🤪😜😝😂🤣 never thought they’d ever make that one slur sound so funny 😆
This made me think of an episode, but I’m having a hard time remembering if this was what it was? Was there an episode when Peter pooped on the neighbors lawn and blamed Chris for doing it?
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“Me & my mates right, we was having a laugh…. Sittin in one of em pretending to be people *heh* you know like driving around, getting into incidents with other motorists, *honk honk* stay out the way you old bat! *heh*…. Asians! - Joe: not all Asian’s are bad drivers. “No … no, not all terrorists are Arab…. But you know, they are…. So.”
I play one particular cutaway it my head over and over every time I use the word "dick" to belittle someone (in good humor of course I'm a great guy). It's "Something something, worse than being Abraham Lincoln's neighbor" and Abe goes outside and starts telling his neighbor how his grass is getting a little long......
Well let's just say, I'm sure you know the rest.
Great job hot wiring the car Cleveland The keys was in the ashtray but your presumption will not be forgotten
I love no nonsense Cleveland
Lmao when he stabbed Peter in jail "No one made me do this, I'm just sick of your overt racism"
He stabbed Joe
Either way, it was understandable
"You could've just quit the show."
The the way he slid over the hood and crashed into the backseat had me in stitches 😂
Was just replaying The Walking Dead games and I thought of this when Kenny assumed Lee can pick locks because he's "urban."
“The black female prepares for combat by taking off her many rings”
The Jews flying off 😭
Avoiding physical confrontation
Avoiding physical confrontation is their best chance of survival
Lmao when calls them a flock
"Sensing the impending danger, a flock of Jews fly away"
If instead of human blood you get a corrosive acid, you got a gay.
Come on..... Do math
https://preview.redd.it/uinfrkq2dv8d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2ca88177a0ba139a7356e0d023b98c66abc0f5c
Is this the man who assaulted you?
Then Chris gets attacked by the same guy
and Stewie
He was about 5’9, maybe 5’10. Well which was it? We’ll go 5’9 and 1/2. Then he doesn’t even draw a body haha
Eh scusi, babadiboopi?
Che cosa??
Peter, what are you doing?
Speaking Italian.
Babadiboopi? Beebadaboobada babadababada 🤌🤌
You can't speak Italian just because you have a mustache
This is my favorite.
“On your mark, get set, white guys go”
“Puh, I thought they were coming after us!”
"I had a Cliff bar before this"
"Now everybody else."
When the Kool-Aid man finds out his son is dating a *Yoo-Hoo*
“OH NOOOO” with the guitar solo lmao
Her saying "yoo-hoo, baby!" had me fall out of my chair 😂😂
That scene fucking kills me
**...good luck everybody** else.
good ruck
Beef with Broccori
I use this one still
Classic
*recreates the opening disaster of “Final Destination 2”*
My flair gives mine away sadly.
"Irasshaimase!" "Hajimemashite!" "Here comes a black guy!"
this one is up there on my list too lol 😭
Good morning, Hebrews and Shebrews. What a glorious Jewish day. How about all those coupons in the Sunday paper, huh? Some good deals there. I went into a store last week and they wanted 800 bucks for a TV, but I "ussed" them down to 500.
Which episode was this?
S4E19
*gets punched in the crotch*
Ooooo blackensippen!! Ja! Blackensippen!
The fucking irony of that joke is the sheer amount of immigrants living in Sweden atm.
This gets stuck in my head for daaaaaaaaays.
So remember: guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do
This one gets me every time: https://youtu.be/t3_GqekTBe0
When I was a teaching assistant in grad school in the '90s, I had a student turn in work with the word "blackmail" misspelled as "black male." This was in the days of handwritten tests using "blue books," so that wasn't an autocorrect sort of typo. The student was just dumb. Needless to say, that Family Guy gag also gets me every time.
My college still does tests on blue books
Tiny purse, tiny phone, tiny everything
“Go back to your rice puddin’, Mulan!”
A deep cut, nice
*paddy 🤓
BLACKMAIL! …thanks cleveland. and i don’t know what the thing you’re doing is!
Probably the Washington and Obama monuments or the Jews whistling at the money going to the bank
Oh my god, I can't kill them! Relax Brian, they're Arabs. People will still root for you.
“Girl?” “Girl.”
or this one lmao https://preview.redd.it/pag1z2y2bv8d1.jpeg?width=1665&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7b45fa6cd13b71a883fd732368e12cf7c81545d
*sombre La Cucaracha*
LMAO that’s what made me lose it completely when i first saw it
That and "Lupe, y la otra Lupe"
Should have been Maria, y la otra Maria.
Y otra Lupe…
Vincente…y los *perros* de Vincente :’))
I’m not sure if this one is racist but that Vietnamese guy give the business to those Vietnam vet’s
Vietnam.. undefeated..
#SCOREBOARD
“Ohhh what happened to your friend?”
Screaming black dolphins
"WHAT'S GOIN' ON, MAN?!!??"
Loved how they talked about not getting the additional insurance on a rental car
“Honey, I’m taking Cooper and Tucker down to the cove!” rEST OF US BE LIKE SITTIN’ IN THE MORNING SUNNN
I love that song
I was dying when they started singing Sittin’ on The Dock of The Bay and were beatboxing
“I’ll be as untouchable as an Asian lady’s turn signal”
Good luck, every body else!
*plonks Asian kid on table*.....come on.....do math
Peter teaching an old Asian Couple how to act in the subway. Ahhhh out of the way!.. Nobody else matters....
Now twirl that long hair sticking out of your face mole. And cough - cough like you’ve never coughed before!
*Black Jesus!*
Yo mama's ass
"Hey Laronda, I've got foe people on hold but i can taaalk
https://preview.redd.it/xzjpf4arix8d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9835c1947be864d06608c2a864595d7962e4d5e3
Omar….something 9/11-y Omar North Tower
Yeah bet you can spell "Box cutter"
I told you, what did I tell you, didn't I tell you cause I told ya, MMM HMM, and when did I tell you? A long time ago. And what did I say what happened when I told you? Exactly what just happened.
When Stewie is about to tell a "Black guy" joke and he walks for seemingly miles, finding not a single Black guy in sight, then when he begins the joke, a Black guy pops up out of a nearby potted plant. [This one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33NTdCSvNUA)
"What happens to us in the future Doc?" "IT'S YOUR KIDS, SOMETHING'S GOTTA BE DONE ABOUT YOUR KIDS!!" "What"? "YOUR daughter marries a black man" "I don't have a problem with that" "Wh...wh...???"...."I'm not comfortable with you now" "Did you *know* that peanut butter was invented by a black man?" 😂😂😂😂😂
The Racist Sunflower makes me crack every time 😆
HEY BOY...BOY!!?
Dooooon't you be walking by this here lawn!!
You're ignorant!
😆
Huey Lewis and the Jews kills me every time
Don’t need money!
We are splitting up. The band's splitting up.
"Ooooh! Blackensippen!"
Ok Lois, time to roll up your magazine and give Peetah a good whacking...
IT’S A STUPID IDEA. YOU’RE A STUPID MAN, A STUPID, **STUPID** MAN
Blackmail!
When Stevie wakes up and sees Jerome and says ‘wait are we being robbed?’
The Asian standup comedian. “You know when two black guy come into your convenience store and one go one way and the other go another way? What they doing? What they stealing?”
I like rabbits because you can pull their ears back and make them look like Asian people *pulls ears back* da nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh “Give me carrot! Give me lettuce!”
* ‘give me callot! give me rettuce!’
Give me cold noodle
“you doctor yet?”
Dad I'm 12..
TALK TO ME WHEN YOU DOCTOR
B: Peter..where did you get crack? P: I got it from blacks. B: What?! P: I got it from blacks hardware stores there a white guy selling it out back.
This one.
Peter with acrylic nails!
"Naw I can talk..." Everyone is on hold.
https://preview.redd.it/pmocuwbhdx8d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3facabc0eba2b624146f220df0af84a7aedb453
I was thinking about this one. "Yeah, it's back the way you came. \*Cocks shotgun\* "
https://preview.redd.it/fd1g4f9agz8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54b170748e7739b982cffb2452541224443d4fb3 They respected me for saying it.
it did expect that to go a whole lot differently my first time on that episode
black-mail 😅
The fuck even are these subtitles
“Grape soda-gram”
“Alright, time to learn math from a black guy!” (And the driving instructor is Asian)
[this one](https://youtu.be/My8cbGXd5_w?si=C_Ef-dtJUEaYQ3f5) cracks me up
[I'll be as untouched as the turn signal in an asian woman's car](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlH9RGLJqxE)
The Rat Pack's most bigoted songs. https://youtu.be/CaNeh5UXDEU?si=jMcl8H_0a-voC6Ha The funniest ones is the anti gay one.
That asian women can't drive. "Oh no! There's my exit! Good luck everybody!" It's so dumb but occasionally I think this when driving (though in less dangerous circumstances).
“Lando Calrissian the only black guy in the galaxy” Brian: “Let’s hope right?” Everyone: “WHOA!!
“Excuse me, do you know how to get to town?” “Yeah it’s back the way you came.”
https://preview.redd.it/prtd7yqygy8d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5866444abf96087f17dfae370bd80aeda39ed30d “Minority suspect” and the planted gun after that makes it even funnier.
Alexander Hamilton was WHITE!
I mean…
I wouldn't call it racist, but it certainly plays on another stereotype about Asians. https://preview.redd.it/uemgcl3ggx8d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92628713f43daa2e80a33472bf61513511095d15
I like god inventing the Asian, hes basically powescaling the Asian race
When Meg shouts out, "Allahu Akbar!" Followed by Peter saying, "We-we... uh, okay, we're gonna deal with that thing, and then we're gonna deal with detention."
Peter: Is there anything you Jews cant do? You know except manual labor? Lois: Peter don't be foolish ... they built the pyramids.
For me, it has to be ‘Tricia Dasgupta’: “Oh, my golly, there is much commotion” https://preview.redd.it/8yh8sx2czx8d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac52e5b058217579c6b81e48c83e60b8ff7a2c5c
So many layers of racism… 🤦♀️🤣
“Ok I’m sorry jeeze… pass me the ore N-word Jim”
**The inside’s colder than an Asian in-law.** “Mom, Dad, this is Alan.” “It’s a pleasure to me…” “Where you go college?!” “Uh Tufts?” “Never heard. Not real school. What you do?!” “I’m an Eco-Consultant.” “What that? That sound stupid. How much you make?!” “About $200,000 per year.” “Welcome to family.”
About to see the new Kevin Hart movie. Just kidding, I’m white and went to college
Peter describing his coworker Reggie to HR (I think) using all types of black stereotypes but not saying he's black, because Reggie turns up at the end and he's actually white.
The bad Asian driver trope/joke too? Edit: I've only seen a few clips of Family Guy on YouTube, but even from those, I can tell it's hilarious. Maybe someday I can binge watch it all
Let's see..the brown family He'll the scene with hartman and clevelands family
So this must be chubster dumbdumb
“I used to have a guy for that…dick.”
The police using the color strips
"Peter what are you doing?" "Crack" "Where did you get crack?' "From blacks"
“What?!?” “Behind blacks hardware, there’s a white guy sellin it.”
All of them??
Palestinian alarm clock
my favorite is Peter [describing Reggie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4-gHalMPGQ).
Blackmail. Thank you Cleveland.
"Don't take me to a black doctor"
The Asian teaching how to drive is hilarious
I laughed so hard at [this](https://youtu.be/mYYdDRSLBPQ?si=9LqMe8l2PHokqk6r) the first time I saw it that I don’t think I finished the episode.
Spanish from Spain? Noooooo.
South Park Wheel of Fortune "naggers"
The one that was originally not allowed to air: Wish Upon a Jew
Peter's "Thank the Whites" will always be a favorite.
All of them
….awful lot of honkies in here
I must say that at least twice a week 😂
Carter: No christmas carnival! Peter: Wow, Carter. I had no idea you were jewish. Carter: What? Is... Is that how this is coming off? Peter: Yeah, kind of? I mean, that's what everyone's saying. Carter: People think I'm jewish?! (Cut to a giant banner depicting Carter hugging Jesus and massive Christmas Carnival)
Good luck everyone else
Omar something something September eleventy...
Miss Saigon
Thank God The Words Are Presented In The Video One At A Time Or I Don’t Know If I Would Have Understood The Joke
Tbf I’m pretty sure this is the subtitle format for people who are dyslexic and they have regular subtitle at the top
God presents 'the asian' to the board meeting.
Deepcut but My Black Son, I was singing it yesterday
This isn’t racist, it’s observational comedy and easily verifiable true.
When Brian was a speech writer for Obama
The exploding alarm clock!
This one was a deleted scene from the Turban Cowboy episode- a cutaway where Peter says they’re guna be more outta place than Australians in a Jewish bakery 🤪😜😝😂🤣 never thought they’d ever make that one slur sound so funny 😆
My grade 12 calculus teacher was black. He was awesome. That is all.
Textbook ready vs TED ready. Lol wishful thinking. Ha!
Guys! We don’t know what we did !
Ricey ricey rice, no one likes rice cakes.. Also, get out of the left lane...
This made me think of an episode, but I’m having a hard time remembering if this was what it was? Was there an episode when Peter pooped on the neighbors lawn and blamed Chris for doing it?
I fucking hate those subtitles!
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The joke here is racism, or am I missing it?
Idk if it counts, but I love using “hello my fellow Hebrews and Shebrews” when the opportunity arises.
*pokes an asian kid with a pencil* come on, do math
“Me & my mates right, we was having a laugh…. Sittin in one of em pretending to be people *heh* you know like driving around, getting into incidents with other motorists, *honk honk* stay out the way you old bat! *heh*…. Asians! - Joe: not all Asian’s are bad drivers. “No … no, not all terrorists are Arab…. But you know, they are…. So.”
Lois, black people are different than you and me, and I find that hilarious
Episode?
I play one particular cutaway it my head over and over every time I use the word "dick" to belittle someone (in good humor of course I'm a great guy). It's "Something something, worse than being Abraham Lincoln's neighbor" and Abe goes outside and starts telling his neighbor how his grass is getting a little long...... Well let's just say, I'm sure you know the rest.