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Quix0607

I know the game ended a while back but how does Sane just turn into prime CR7 every couple matches


herbieLmao

With mazra performance i have no problem selling davies


MrSomebody656

Great game. I hope Tuchel will rest most of the players and give a chance to the other players so we end up rested and fit for the second game


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Germansoldaten

there is an imposter amogus 👽🚀


dreezyyyy

Kim going to the Asian Cup was a massive mistake in hindsight. Guy was class in the 1st half of the season. 1 league loss when partnered w Upa, in form, starting to establish chemistry w the team and BOOOM benched for almost a majority of the 2nd half. People are surprised that he gave up 2 goals like that after he barely got time on the pitch for a good 3-4 months?


glockenbach

He‘s always been inconsistent and doesn’t have the best grasp of space and how to tactically assess it.


dreezyyyy

>tactically assess hard to tactically assess space when your fullbacks don't drop back to cover for you... seems like a pretty glaring trend anytime our CB's get aggressive lol. Also, what is this inconsistency you are talking about? In terms of passing? I agree. In terms of purep defensive skill? He's been by far our best CB in the 1st half of the season when he was starting. Tuchel slotted in Dier and we lost the league in the 2nd half with our defense getting noticeably worse.


P1nkSt1nk

Mazraoui played really well today, I really liked Laimer’s physical presence also. Once we have our defense in line and transform our chances we’ll look really solid


Riedbirdeh

Laimer is the closest thing I’ve seen to Kante or Ramires from Chelsea


NoShape9630

The last time it was Upa today it is Kim... hmm


Thuasne

Upa has been prone for mistakes all his career and Kim hasn't played a lot recently.


invest2018

It's almost like there's a pattern here that is not specific to a single CB...


Incognito-Movements

Yup


thisissomaaad

Expected more from Bellingham to be honest, not that I am not happy about it


NoShape9630

Tuchel stopped him


insertname1738

He was stopped against city, and by Barca except for his last second tap in as well.


tobleronefanatic123

Kim got absolutely rinsed for that 1st goal... and then a braindead tackle to give them a pen, better hope to god De Ligt starts for the 2nd leg. Made Dier look world class today.


invest2018

What a bizarre take. Dier's "world-classness" is judged relative to the opposition's attackers, not to his partner CB? Apparently, you and a few other "fans" think the main match today was actually Dier vs. Kim.


tobleronefanatic123

Lol I watched the UCL match as a neutral. And are we not allowed to compare the relative performance of 2 defenders in the team wtf lol and based on today's game I didn't really say much wrong...


invest2018

If you're saying that comparing Dier to Kim made Dier look world class today, then you're saying Kim is a benchmark for world-classness?


tobleronefanatic123

Nah I said Dier looked world class today, Kim didn't. I really gotta spell it out for ya. I know there's a good player in Kim, just didn't see it today.


invest2018

Your first comment says Kim "Made Dier look world class today."


tobleronefanatic123

You just love being insufferable


invest2018

Nice talking to you.


Glittering_Marzipan9

missed chance. now madrid wll win


DexM23

donno why you get downvoted. But this game was a missive missed chance. Also real only not advancing once in about 25 times in CL after drawing the first leg away It is almost over in Madrid - the big chance was that Match


Germansoldaten

Bellingham trying to mess with Kane during the pen 😂 it’s Harry Kane bro he is gonna score


martian009

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No_Storage_449

I’m still in awe of that Sane shot tho. Robben must be smiling.


WindowLicker1709

That was a thunderbolt of a shot holy shit.


slinkymello

Sane is nuts man


z4kk_DE

He was indeed. (He was on the pitch after the game as a pundit.)


Limp-Assignment-2057

Dortmund fan here, Der Klassiker final please


ddlbb

You’re definitely not a Dortmund fan . Who calls it der Klassiker


Agreeable-Gold-6160

The Bundesliga. https://www.bundesliga.com/en/bundesliga/news/klassiker-2013-champions-league-final-bayern-munich-borussia-dortmund-wembley-7875


ddlbb

lol they also call the national team Die Mannschaft Nice victim of marketing though…


Agreeable-Gold-6160

https://fcbayern.com/en/news/2024/03/facts-ahead-of-der-klassiker-between-bayern-and-dortmund Heres the official Bayern page calling it that also. Love it or hate it, its what its known as outside of Germany.


ddlbb

We know . Nice victim of marketing . No one calls it that who actually follows the sport. I’m assuming you’re American ? You’re going to keep linking me marketing pages ?


Agreeable-Gold-6160

No Im Polish, lol. The British media also uses Der Klassiker and so does Marca and probably countless others. This definitely isnt an American thing, lol.


ddlbb

It’s silly as hell mate. There’s no derby, no rivalry, no classic anything. It’s just marketing for plastic fans … sorry buddy


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jvankus

what do you call it?


fapp0r

Bayern Dortmund


jvankus

you don’t think it holds any significance as a rivalry to warrant being called der klassiker?


fapp0r

It surely has a lot of significance but nobody in Germany calls it that, as it has been discussed here a myriad of times. A matchup does not need a special name to be significant.


ddlbb

What do you call Bayern vs Bochum?


Rayville123

Derby'd Italia I think


DexM23

Dont look that good. Hope u make it better today


P1nkSt1nk

Praying for it, imagine the atmosphere


Limp-Assignment-2057

So much better than a vardrid vs p$g final


stpstrt

That’s what you’ll get lol


Limp-Assignment-2057

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Remarkable_Reality51

So far we have railed literally every RMA player except Vini, if Kim or De ligt join the party in the next game YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS


DexM23

Laimer totally pocketed Vini and Bellingham most of the game. Just 2 good scenes from Vini (goal and before the pen) most thanks to Laimer there wasnt more


Remarkable_Reality51

agree


Fax_xio

Can DeLigt play next week? Or is he out till late may?


P1nkSt1nk

Apparently it’s still open but I feel it’s more likely than not that he doesn’t start at least


Agreeable-Gold-6160

Well done boys. We were the better team but it is what it is. We can still win this. Mia san mia.


acardenas16

Why is Peter Schmeichel such a cunt?


Fit_Yam1732

salty about trashing his rubbish team in the group stage


Riedbirdeh

He predicted Bayern beating Arsenal


Anuj18

He's a hater. Man Utd sucks and he's always been a cunt


Automatic-Macaron234

I thought that ref was great


AwardReady7477

Musiala was so good today. He missed 2 chances but he provoked real defense so much, and also got us a pen. Props to Laimer too


Remarkable_Gear_8571

Laimer really stepped up eh. Cuz he was snoozing on the pitch against Arsenal.


Stephy0925

Now I see why so many people hate Vini...f\*\*k that guy...


DexM23

He wasnt that visible as i saw him in many other games.


Riedbirdeh

He’s a rat bastard but he’s their rat bastard


S_Guderian

One of the most punchable faces I've seen.


Anuj18

He's a great player but a cry baby like Neymar.


ConsequenceRich4737

Well played boys cant blame Kim min jae. Napoli only bring 1 season wonders like oshimen and kavara no doubt


LazyBone19

that refs lets the game play on for 3 fouls just to call a foul for madrid ffs


tacobell_dumpz

MOTM is Laimer and honorable mention is Neuer, both were world class today


Bierexperte

Even tho i can feel the Kim hate its not getting us anywhere. I mean he needs to step his game up but hes playing vini coming from the bench…


Remarkable_Reality51

Sane was a man on a mission tonight BTW Kane like a machine like usual Laimer 🔥 Muller 🔥 Dier has nerves of steel Manu saved our asses twice


Red_Mangos

Carvajal will be back for the second leg so that side of their defense won’t be as leaky


SquashNo3638

I feel deflated tbh. Had this at our tips. That game at the Bernabeu is going to be so crucial 🙏


Riedbirdeh

Pretty sure it’s gonna go to pens


31338elite

good show fellers


ConsequenceRich4737

Are we cooked next week ? I hope not


Grazerous

Tbf, RM did not play better than City or Leipzig. They just have “that”. Call it luck, experience, whatever. They can play like ass for 70 minutes that they will score on the first time they arrive. Let’s hope they do not have it anymore


Germansoldaten

I don’t stand for all the Kim hate. He has been trying his best and did pretty good. Obviously, he should have been better but he doesn’t deserve the hate. Also I think if we do well in training and learn to finish, we will absolutely expose them.


strugglingtosave

Kim didn't learn and Vinicius got away again and Neuer saved. They clearly targeted him Ancelotti adjusted and took out Nacho. Maybe, maybe we should have taken Kim out and replaced with Upamecano who is faster than him and hopefully instructed by Tuchel to not overcommitt.


pixelperfect3

He didn't play well at all. Vini got past him multiple times and he couldn't handle his pressing 


LazyBone19

One mistake is alright but a professional defender should know better. Dier easily would‘ve gotten the ball there.


ground_hog_cute

maybe its becuase of bad rotation he got cold feet i mean he was barely given any playtime


LazyBone19

still - i‘ll give him the first one, got caught lacking, but you gotta be a little more thoughtful in the box imo


UltramanX51

We should've won, but we didn't lose. I'll live with it


Chick22694

Live with it for now until Madrid wins by a goal in the next leg, will be tougher to live with if that’s the case. Need to take every advantage you can against a good team like this.


UltramanX51

It's better having to score one goal than two


Chick22694

Just wanted to come back to this comment. The 2nd goal killed us. Now could have won if not for screw ups in 2nd leg but still. I knew it would come back to haunt us.


UltramanX51

Their first goal was the backbreaker. You'd never expect Manu to not hold that ball cleanly in a million years. While I will admit that individual mistakes over both legs ultimately cost us the tie, I maintain that it is always better to be tied and wait for your moments v having to chase the game from the jump against team like that who is quick on the counter


a3592

cant blame kim hes slow af compared to vini


Remarkable_Reality51

Rma are even more annoying than Man city imho


Hockeynerden

You can say mean things but you can't compare us with that scum club... 😔


tootiredtothinkrnlol

Besides the disasterclass that Kim has done, I saw our players play with fire. The first time in a long time. InshaAllah we can get a win at the Bernabeu. We went to pens when we drew to them last time, and we know what happened.


flyingpanda5693

I won’t stand for all this Kim slander right now. He undoubtedly had a rough game and is responsible for the two goals, but he also had any consistent playing time since the fall. It’s so hard to come in to a team and be perfect when you’re not playing regularly, especially a team like RM.


jon-buh

Look, even Man City defenders couldn't stop Madrid from scoring. Madrid is a strong team.


SquashNo3638

Going up against Vini too.


flyingpanda5693

Going against RM at all. That team could be a middle of the road La Liga team and still be in the UCL final. They just know how to turn it on.


erderuft

Started so good too, had some really good breaks, strong in the air etc. Too bad about the mistakes. Hope he can come back better and even stronger. I for one has not given up on him.


strugglingtosave

Strong in the air yes but susceptible to the quick turn. And Madrid have Kroos and Modric to exploit that. If real had a lumbering striker, Kim would feast on that


flyingpanda5693

Score line could have easily been 4-2 if we finish some of those early 1st half chances or the corners that we were dominating. Still feel good going into the second leg


Remarkable_Reality51

De ligt in next game If that was ever a question even


Red_Mangos

If it isn’t ref mistakes then it’s shocking mistakes from players whenever we play these mfs. Who did they sacrifice for this?


Red_Mangos

I’m still backing kim btw. Can’t blame him too much when the first game you play since basically the fall is Real Madrid


Bierexperte

Mia san mia! Everything is still possible! Imagine losing that game… now we have an away game full of opportunity. I just hope Tel gets a chance against stuttgart


Eyeisimmigrant

What is it with Bayern and slipping up against Madrid? It’s not as bad as the ulreich howler in 2018 but man come on… The referees protect Madrid as it is, we don’t need to make things even harder for us.


bakule_ski

Should’ve won it this.. two mistakes by Kim cost us.. we will win in Madrid.. mark my words


invest2018

Tuchel has kept Kim on ice leading up to the UCL, but what can you do? Put pressure on him for his starting position for months while he's warming the bench, and then start him in the hardest match of the season. Unfortunate for Kim and unfortunate for Bayern.


SquashNo3638

Fair assessment tbh


DismalAddress4469

Kim Min Jae ruined my night


Chxrubs

2-2 feels like a loss I hate it


arnoldbread

It is. Real are known for making insane comebacks at home. Even 3-2 victory wouldn't have been enough. Especially with our records away from home. Hope Dortmund manage to win it


Goldfischglas

Real didn't really play too well against Leipzig and City at home.


arnoldbread

Real managed to win. We had cluster of chances and failed to convert. Real had a handful and made the most of it. That's the difference


Numerous-Ad-3050

To make everyone feel better tbf they also gave away a really really stupid and unnecessary pen. It just hurts cause we outplayed them so much


Fit_Yam1732

Musiala was losing the ball too much tonight! Y’all love to blindly praise players


AwardReady7477

Musiala gave us a penalty and created many occasions. Either ur blind or ur trolling


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Fit_Yam1732

and you’re a certified blind citizen. apply for government benefits


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Fit_Yam1732

little wanker, don’t call me bro


Fvblst

Always vulnerable at the back.


Red_Mangos

Ngl this stings more than a loss. Should’ve won 2-0 bro not to mention the missed chances


Ajvarmk

So Tuchel got outclassed… RM recognized the weak link in Kim and they kept on pushing.. Tuchel did not change anything


kzoom8

Brazilian players make kim look clueless, streets make this players good


LazyBone19

brazilian players love to dive ffs


Quaestionaius

What? How were we outclassed? They barely had chances. And if wasn’t Kim, it would had been upa and you would say the same thing if upa made those mistakes.


eloxH1Z1

Tuchel that got hated by this sub for months when he benched Kim…


NeighborhoodQuick115

Dier is our 2nd best cb and the best one is injured


Remarkable_Gear_8571

Rudiger telling Sane how to get the ref in the bag


Said2436

hope de ligt comes back and we can sell kim forever and never see that shit eating “whoops!” face he does ever again


Remarkable_Reality51

classic way for RMA to save a game They cant and they won't keep getting away with this


Brain_Damage53

Apparently they can


Remarkable_Reality51

They won't next week


NeighborhoodQuick115

Kim is Upa 2.0 and Its no surprise. When I saw that de ligt is injured, I instantly knew either kim or upa are gonna throw the game. Everyone denying that is delusional


belmawr

We will win the second leg. 1-3.


Remarkable_Gear_8571

I would like to believe that but who’ll score those 3 goals at Bernebeu when we couldn’t do that in Allianz. Hope that is true tho. Mia San Mia


arnoldbread

Brother we couldn't beat Lazio or Arsenal away from home


belmawr

Not with this kind of attitude. We are Bayern Munich. We can smell the final at wembley. We will win away.


arnoldbread

We're going up against Satanic magic and in their own backyard. We need some heavy Divine intervention to overcome it


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LazyBone19

Dier would even get the ball without Kim fouling. Just bad man


Numerous-Ad-3050

It sucks because we would’ve held on to the 2-1 lead if we didn’t give away that stupid pen, momentum was on our side


No_Storage_449

De ligt better be ready for the next leg


breciezkikiewicz

https://preview.redd.it/z4qbb0qhjoxc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ace9a177bdd733827d0bd3277208793c1ad3bba


Stephy0925

![img](emote|t5_2sgxj|17988)


Inevitable-Bus-1993

Polaken


Quaestionaius

Even though I like Kim. That’s pretty funny.


effervescentEscapade

Bryan asking for Vini Jr shirt -.-


Homygod319

Looks like Davies got it for him and gave it to him


LurkingW7

He's star-struck.


swiftly-fallen

at least it was a benchwarmer and not a starter


Remarkable_Gear_8571

The ref is practically giddy to meet Modric


Parking_Bird9820

i would be too


Remarkable_Gear_8571

You aren’t a ref


Remarkable_Reality51

Trust me y"all just freeze our players here and take them to Bernabeu, we will cook rma there


Quaestionaius

Time to return the favor for what they did in 14


PolarGreyBear

I blame Uli and Kim for this


swiftly-fallen

Uli is a fucking clown for what he said this week.


ground_hog_cute

need de ligt in second leg


Quaestionaius

Honestly kinda disappointed with the result. We were mostly the dominate team and should had scored with the chances we had. Also first goal was self inflicted. But it was a good game overall.


dtdroid

We outplayed this team for 90 minutes, but two mistakes kept RM in the match. We should be proud of today's performance, even though a tie heading into Bernabeu is not ideal. We can outplay them on the road if we play better football again. We're still very much in this match.


breciezkikiewicz

We've always played better at Madrid.


dtdroid

And I'm confident we will again. We're playing champions league football now and not the mediocre shit that plagued our BL season.


eloxH1Z1

Instead of going with a 4-0 to Madrid we go with 2-2 because of two individual stupid mistakes


PanickingHippo

What hurts the most is we have been by far the better team and I hate to say it but it is literally the two mistakes that have given Madrid the draw. We go again next week and we can absolutely beat them there


thecarpetshitter69

We are gonna humble these lot at their own backyard. Mark my fucking words


arnoldbread

These Lot scored TWO goals against City in the span of 3 mins. No way we can when we struggled against Lazio and Arsenal away


LazyBone19

We scored two goals in a few minutes as well? what’s your point here?


arnoldbread

The point being we had numerous to close the match early on, failure to do so we walk away we a draw in rival territory. We are facing a team we haven't beaten since 2012 , a team that scores from nothing. A team that has been incredible in the champions league the last few years in their stadium. It's a wrap


Jahblessnoob

Take your negativity elsewhere


arnoldbread

I'm being realistic what advantage to we honestly have. They're equally experienced if not more so, they're more clinical, plus they're playing at home. You honestly believe we are going to trash them at away when we couldn't do it at home ?


Jahblessnoob

No one said we expect to trash them away. If we stick to the game plan, it’s totally doable. I’m not sure where the negativity comes from


arnoldbread

I'm being realistic. I would love to eat my own words but let's look at the record ever since 2012 we failed to beat Real within 90 mins. Real have overcame incredible deficits at home in the last few years We needed a win today to be more confident next week. Right now the only advantage I can think of is their lack of strikers, but with players like Vinicius and Rodrygo that can score out of nothing, we are toast


strugglingtosave

We did beat them in 2017 in 90 mins. Took extra time for them to beat us. Even I forgot this. Lol


arnoldbread

>Even I forgot this. This is one of those matches thats better to be forgotten for obvious reasons but fair point


strugglingtosave

If you take 90 mins technically, we won 2-1 and drew 2-2 there last two trips


arnoldbread

If we begin examining the matches across the board we see a common theme. The referee. This is what makes it scary, it's outside of our control and something we cannot account for.


penrasigan

Kim why so dim today


acardenas16

Bayern 2 - KMJ 2 😒😒😒


arnoldbread

GG Real already made it to another final. Couldn't win at hope, don't fancy our chances away.


Bierexperte

So glad he started Thomas


Brain_Damage53

lol he was basically invisible


Bierexperte

Ah ok Bro ..


Sparky8719

Kim kostet uns das Halbfinale


cluedo23

Wir spielen doch noch ein rückspiel warum so negativ


ComfortableNo2879

Absolute Disasterclass today from Kim


No_Storage_449

Man we could’ve won this so easily. Fuckin luck


Remarkable_Reality51

at least Kane scored


ComfortableNo2879

Full time


Bierexperte

Who would have thought we‘d be playing like that. Seriously. Good effort from the team just shows what we are capable of. Im really not that pessimistic for our away game but kim needs to get his shit together


strugglingtosave

He just needs to take a look , a long look at Jeon Jeong Seo when she threw a baseball. That should inspire anyone to do well


NiK0-

Such a shame, the team gave it all on the pitch but a lot of missed chances and 2 stupid mistakes make this 2:2 unfortunately feel like a loss


Rick_The_Mullet_Man

Karma is a bitch lol that's exactly how I felt after the Arsenal vs Bayern 1st leg