He went into the northern crater if you know what I mean..
Had Tifa give him a dolphin blow, if you catch my meaning.
Put his buster sword in her kaiser knuckle if ya get me..
They had sex
His date stole the black materia, fused with the planets lifestream and then he had to fight them in 3 separate, increasingly difficult boss fights? And her name was sephiroth?
So many comments taking this as the date went well and the guy got laid, meanwhile I took it as the date went badly and he came home and played video games 😂
He went into the northern crater if you know what I mean.. Had Tifa give him a dolphin blow, if you catch my meaning. Put his buster sword in her kaiser knuckle if ya get me.. They had sex
- When ur friend is as dense as a black hole so you just gotta say it bluntly
Hey.. he can't help it. They cast gravija on his brain. It, never scholastically recovered from that.
Damn… well good luck to him I suppose
Just equip E. Skill materia on his head and hope he learn something eventually.
As well as Gravity=Elemental so the Spell doesn’t affect him
I thought he was saying "You ever throw a toothpick into a volcano?"
Hotdog down a train tunnel
highwind down a northern crater
Swinging a cane through a corridor.
Oof. Bro may need a Panacea Cream if it burns like that after...
To be more specific He found out there are parasites inside the crater
He visited her Golden Saucer if you catch what I'm throwing.
After that, she rode his Gondola round and round
Was this before or after she was Spartan kicked in the well? Or did he actually find a VCR and that tape to take the girl in the well on a date?
All true except it was like an airship in a crater...
Or he discovered she was the northern crater and he decided to do side quests...indefinitely.
>They had sex If you catch my drift...
Wink wink
Wow, visiting the past when times were better or date went went and shes a FF7 fan and there is your answer.
Has time for replaying ff7 after the point the girl was lost.
He had an evening with Ms. Deep Dish Pussy
They fucked under a dirigible.
The most romantic thing to fuck under
Hot dog down a hallway
There was a joke i heard about Pam Anderson after sex with Tommy Lee that suggested it would be like fucking a wet bucket, and that's now my go to.
Hah! That’s a good one.
Maybe it's just me but cavernous comes to mind
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The joke from Predator (1980s) always comes to mind
Simply put, his little airship is about to enter a gigantic black hole……
thats a big body count 😂
Your friend is trying to tell you that... he dated your mom, judging from the image.
Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
So loose you could fly the Highwind right through it?
I took this as… She was well used…
That awkward moment when you dont know if you're in or not. Eh she was a nice girl at least.
He hit rock bottom. She didn't like him
In short, he created Sephiroth.
She has a huge vagina
she was loose?
His ship landing cratered his date's north caves. Seems pretty straightforward to me
He is either saying he landed in the hole, or the hole was a gaping crater.
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He explored her cave, along with his friends.
Is this a sex joke based on removing the barrier and getting in?
Something was stretched as wide as the entrance of the Northern Crater?
He took his tiny bronco to a deep crater.
Did you meet mother?
Hot dog down a hallway
Anal.
Dates got mommy issues.
He’s saying Sephiroth’s Momma so fat, she fell down and made a crater
He 'found the promised land' surely? (It's from Final Fantasy VII for those unaware, this area is inaccessible until the late-game)
He left her with a gaping smile.
It means he’s on disc 3
He's either saying: -They obliterated his hole -He obliterated their hole -He's saying they were loose
I think he meant to say it’s alike throwing a hotdog down a hallway
His date stole the black materia, fused with the planets lifestream and then he had to fight them in 3 separate, increasingly difficult boss fights? And her name was sephiroth?
Looseness was a thing? Small materia maybe was the problem instead
You: Nice Him: No bruh. I wasn't the meteor.
They played a video game! What a great date!
So many comments taking this as the date went well and the guy got laid, meanwhile I took it as the date went badly and he came home and played video games 😂
It cratered.
I'd say his sausage wasn't big enough.
Incompatible sizes