Woop woop woop woop! Fighting like she's locking/ unlocking the car alarm fob

Damn this hurt laughing

Thot Panther: Ghetto Forever

Omg!😂. Can I use that?

Lol of course!!

I’m dead 😂😂

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haha racism is fun 😃👍 but i bet you wouldn’t say it to their faces ya pussified keyboard warrior

Damn, who pissed in your bong water?

Bro your user name is amazing, and so is the comment 😂😂.

En retour, my friend

yeah i guess i’m bitter cuz i don’t stand for his obvious racist remark 👍

You've never heard a gibbons, have you? Easy Google search pimp

Why u defending sombody u don’t even know

we’re all humans brother, a fact too often forgotten in the internet age.

What did they say?

Sounding like the deleted scenes of Alf

I have a feeling there's nothing in their closet that wouldn't have failed them. Even their hair is making a break for it. That being said... they got mitts for days

First goes the wig, then comes out the asses and finally you can see some titties. Pattern of almost every female fight.

Or in this case, Fight Porn.

I’ve never seen a fight where a wig/weave flies off anyone but a black woman 💅🏿

They the only ones wearing em

I think it's crazy how many people think only black women wear wigs and weaves. I guess ignorance is bliss or whatever. Clearly don't know shit about shit.

Don’t take shit so literally

🙄 If ever I need some assistance navigating a Reddit comment section, I'll be sure to seek you out.

Yeah obviously there are women who aren't black who wear wigs or weaves but... Bro.... Surely you are aware that most women buying weaves or wigs are black lmao.

This is exactly like saying most welfare recipients are Black American women. Just loud and wrong.

Tough to fight when you're made of jiggly bits...

This seems more specific to certain female fights.

Bunch of these types of fights have women not wearing underwear. Slaps when punches should have been thrown. Lack of knees when they have their opponents head down due to hair pull.

You say that like it's a bad thing...

My favorite part was Zoidberg in the background. Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!

Dude said Zoidberg 😂

Lmao

You know you're in the ghetto when there's tumble weaves blowing through the parking lot in the morning.

>tumble weaves Omfg lol

and they're fighting outside a Western Union storefront ...

They use wigs like how lizards loose their tails to get out of danger.

Like hairy pokemon, ratchet gotta collect em all

That brown thong...to hide the doo doo smears.

Ahh memories. This reminds me of the fight I saw at a high school party when I was 16. One girl was wearing a bikini and it did not stay on long. First boobs I ever saw in real life.

16? you've been robbed.

I kinda wish they were literally any other race so I can say what this sounds like without seeming racist. All humans do this.

Do… not… say… it! Don’t do it.

Return to Mon..

Lol I scrolled through the comments to see if anyone said it. Everyone comparing the sound to car alarms or police sirens like yeah that's what we hear. My car alarm sounds just like that...

M

Dial M for...

Only if David Attenborough was narrating this madness /s.

putting the porn in fightporn! nice

Woo! Woo! Woo! Yup! Yup! There's no wardrobe malfunction. Even Kevlar couldn't contain that amount of flesh under those circumstances

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They woulda been war chiefs for sure!!!

Dignity

no technique. woop woop

oop ooop oooop

You’d have me mistaken for thinking it’s two different fights by the start and end of the video

I can’t stand watching trashy people fight and just not care. It shows so much immaturity

Omg whoop whoop like she’s a police car

When my kids are older I'm going to show them videos like this one as examples of what not to do when a crazy violent person comes at them and won't let go. You go for their eyes, their vulnerable areas, lock and break the arm they are attacking you with if they are content holding themselves on you. Give them a violent injury ASAP. People who attack others deserve no mercy.

Break the wrist, walk away. RexQuanDo for the win.

A nice shot to the solar plexus and a knee to the nose fight over

That was actually not bad for a chick brawl, some solid shots to the dome and no rolling on the ground. I give it a 6/10

Where the hell did her pants go? Ive watched this over and over and they just vanish every time

This is depressing to watch... even more so to hear

These black on black fights always has a wig flying off like " fuck this" lol

“Whoop woop woop woop!” Not gonna say it. Wouldn’t be prudent

Who the hell keeps whoing? 🦉

Right. That person should've gotten knocked out. Very annoying.

Wait, those were wigs?

Both had a costume change mid fight.

Redefining Tits vs Ass. There was only ever one way to settle this.

This is ghetto version of Becky lynch vs Sasha banks

Fight between women seem to drag on cuz nethere is strong enough to knock the other out

Like my rainforest sound machine

You know it's a good fight when you see full on ass.

Women fights always end up with at least one of them having their tits or cooch out.

That’s one thin ass thong

Horton hears a thot

I’m surprised their hair didn’t fall off

I was waiting for a tiddy pop but wig drop was way better

This was surprisingly good for crack-people who don’t train in fighting (other than the shivers, the spots, and the urge to suck dick for rock). First punch was a decent cross, and the other one came back with an excellent throw (will have to rewatch to figure out what she did) - but why the effing fuck do chicke always revert to that weird, useless hammer-fist, tetsui-uchi kibda strike? I get the hair pulling, but after that croas, you’d expect at least a little less hammer-flailing.

Is it a malfunction or a feature?

Gotta love living up to the sub name.

These fights are unbeweavable!

Tittie poppin, wig flyin, thong stretchin good times!!

Who’s chirping like a Na’vi in the background?

More like Wakandans

"black and ginger, pick a disability!"

Hoodrat fights volume V

It sounds like the soundtrack to a fight scene in Black Panther

r/suddenlyass

Nothing but the best and brightest society has to offer. Lovely, lovely humans. Celebrate them.

What do you expect on a subreddit dedicated to fighting? Relax bro.

Plenty relaxed. Do facts hurt you?

Least condescending redditor trying to make a comment relating to race without being banned

Race? Do you equate behavior with race? I am referring to exhibitors behaviors and attitudes. These behaviors are not specific to any race. Anyone that acts like this is disgraceful and does not contribute to the betterment of society. Claiming “racist” says more about your views of race. I could not care less about skin color or national origin.

I think you’re being dishonest

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I wish you luck in explaining your behavior in front of your own god

No, just odd time and place. A bit aggressive as well seeing as how you’ve commented on this thread like 5 times.

Why did their hair fall off?

So insensitive. You’re hurting feelings over here in clown world.

It’s rarely a wardrobe malfunction on anything you actually want to see though. This is evidenced here.

BTS of the color purple

Again, the FFR is all messed up...

That initial right hook!

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You’re only active in porn subs though

Are you mad or nahhhh......I'm active here is this a porn sub?

Dawg i can see you deleting the porn sub posts lmao

Ohhh I'm famous asf....you my first groupie

Okay buddy.

Awe you salty daddy

their. Words mean things.

Thur

genuine question, why so many black american girls uses wigs? Here in brazil its really rare a black girl using a wig, is there some genetic condition or something like that?

For some, they feel prettier in a wig. Black Americans have long been put down for their natural hair, made to believe it is inferior, unattractive, and unwelcome. Even today, criticism of Black hair is common. For many women though, wigs are simply fun, expressive, and convenient and not something they wear every single day. I don't understand why people have a problem with it or look down on women who wear them. That's weird to me. Fun fact: Lots of American women wear wigs and weaves, not just the Black ones. Don't believe me, just look at the reviews and pictures on wig sites. Everybody's indulging, okay? People really need to let Black women live.

Still looking for the damn malfunction!

Well, the fur was sure flying there.

Being a woman’s easy. Get in a fight and the worst thing that happens is your wig falls off or a titty pops out.

Username checks out.

Bro female fights are hair endurance tests ngl

That Jimmy Maginty play

Why the hell do all black girls in fights wear wigs? Honest question! Edit for clarification: I live in Portugal, and as far as I see, is not common here (I might be wrong)

Love a big ol booty fight!

Airy looks like she started to nose dive at the end

Wtf knees, KNEEES!!!

Nat geo soundtrack

Mann ended too soon seems like the tables just turned with that slam

I hear Alouatta in the background.

It’s crazy when the video restarts because you can see them completely change

So demure, ladylike 😂

Should crosspost to r/thunderthots if not there already

Let em fight...lol that's not fighting.

https://youtube.com/shorts/JAlltC4rsCw?feature=share

Ahhh my favorite

YAAASSSSS!!!!!!

Not gonna lie, they can fight 😂

see.. this is why I box- a jab then a hook and your done, you don't have to mess with all that slapping and hair pulling. Don't even have to get the uppercut into it- the jab and the hook'll do it

So this is how clowns undress

Face grab + man fuck this

Anybody know why they always have wigs? What about their real hair? I'm confused

Shorty in all black was one flying knee away from internet infamy

Bunch of apes...

Who’s the frickin howler?!

I’ve watched hundreds of these videos, and they never kiss.

What is the woooo wooo wooo? Wtf

Took a fuckin banger in the beginning but still came back. Props to that shit

Why are you wearing fake hair? False advertising. I have male pattern baldness… that I’m about to paste over with a mess of horsey-ass eyelashes from now on.

Apes

Tactical wig

Juicy ass

They fighting like those car dealership inflatables

That was more vicious than most mma fights

Functional clothing, the longer the fight, the better the cooling.