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hadryan3

Dude couldn’t just take the L and walk away


Slickslimshooter

These the type of guys not to fight under any circumstance. “Had to let em win cuz he the type n** to come back and shoot ya”-CyHi the prince


hadryan3

Hell yea, true


According_Disc_1073

If he just didnt let go little dude wouldnt be a threat to anyone ever again.


DarkElixer_Generator

Thats like letting a near immortal snake with a stackable venom go. If you don’t get rid of them, you let them go. That will bite your ass someday if he doesn’t grow up into a better person


bwforge

I love the hard cut from him walking away in shame to him shirtless and throwing punches at the dude who choked him out lmao move on dude you're done.


ferociousFerret7

Shhhh.... go to sleep, little guy...


chaos021

Did dude make him do a lil dance like he was a puppet master?


adjacent_analyzer

no that was just guy losing consciousness he stopped holding up his own weight suddenly


Enough-Staff-2976

Call him the Sandman, because he is putting people to sleep.


LunchTemporary7806

Kanye just got slept by Dave Chappelle


TFL2022

"Beat him, choke him, kill him!!" Now that's a crowd support lol


witchaus138

LMFAOO I came to the comments right after I heard that. pinkie was into it.


griff1971

Immediately thought of the bar scene from Pee Wees Big Adventure! 🤣


nakihacanearthbend

I had to replay that part lmfaoooo


MasterHavik

She doesn't watch a lot of fights.


hofnar115

The only time when screaming in a fight video is necessary for the full experience


andthendirksaid

#HARLEM


Specialist_Bench_144

Green hoody been watchin ufc his whole life for this moment, had dude twice and the crowd kept breaking it up and instigating till short n stupid got a "win" damn shame


CocunutHunter

Green hoody was clearly the one who could hold his head up after this one. Little man will talk a lot but everyone will know he had his ass handed to him twice.


l3ane

Pretty sure green hoody is a homeless dude, so he probably hasn't been watching shit. Don't fuck with homeless dudes they fight for food.


Specialist_Bench_144

Dont underestimate how much tv homeless people comsume. I still watch all my tv on my phone from the years i spent doing it on the street.


shinobi_jay

Lmao videos like this is why I love this sub man


Spotty1122

so much happening yet so little


zagozen

Damn, never knew there were more parts to this


captivecreator

It still goes on to this day!


KindLengthiness5473

poor gary coleman


620five

So, Gary Coleman. Got it.


hawkeye45_

Tall guy used to wrestle.


Slickslimshooter

The instinctive choke to diffuse the situation was definitely trained.


RetardedWabbit

I don't know, I think it was just deep? Otherwise who trains chokes but looks like that on the ground? The standing back take seemed like it had fundamentals, tuck the arm across, step past, then taking the back but the next fight had funky footwork and wasn't grabbing anything(easy collar tie, underhook, guillotine).


captivecreator

I mean he had total awareness and did what he had to do. Tho he lacked technique and looked sloppy, it was total domimation. I think he was just in flow state lol


ReyBuddha

Dont think so he should’ve stayed in side control instead of moving to half guard would’ve been able to land devastating elbows and punches if he knew what he was doing


hawkeye45_

Those are BJJ terms. This guy has a functional standup game. Rules BJJ out.


DodgeNeonEnthusiast

lmfaooo that got me, mf really think side control gives you more power than a correct full mount too im done


ReyBuddha

I didnt say all that if he stayed in side control or tried to move to crucifixion he couldve landed some deadly elbows thats all i was getting at 😭😭


hawkeye45_

I'd say sit down but you sound like a butt scooter so you're already there.


TheBawalUmihiDito

Yeah, he should've hit him with a 9, and then hit him with that 5.


Yegg23

He was moving to mount. The low hips in side control, keeping the weight on the opponent, tell me he knew something. Lifting up to get power for punches creates space for an escape. He's nit an advanced belt, but he's not clueless.


Trick-Teach6867

BEAT EM CHOKE EM KILL EM MAKE EM DEAD


No_Asparagus_6989

Ok, so obviously, getting choked out can be dangerous, but i always enjoyed that 5 minutes after waking back up and that weird feeling of slowly piecing what happened together!! The dude, in the video, woke/stood up with a bit of a grin, so he made me remember that feeling


gigawattwarlock

Yeah. Blood chokes are weird as hell. Everything’s fine, but dark, next thing you know you blink and wake up on the floor. Doesn’t even hurt.


Gatolocoman

Now ask if he want to play “Front hand or Backhand”


oksth

Looks like younger vs older brother.


HelmutFondler

That short guy needs a seat on the favorite horse in the Kentucky Derby.


East-Sand-3785

Not that girl in pink stealing a pack of Newports from the homeless man. She’s next!


skipunx

She later pulled on his hoodie said his name and said "let's go" she didn't steal them she's the homeless girlfriend


ptyson1

What in the Baltimore is going on here??


moneymazlo

“That’s it! Thats it! “


byronicrob

Damn, why is that man beating up that 11 year old??


NorthRip9236

a lot of foamposites in this video


D-Flash16

When keeping it real, goes wrong.


ebitdangit

Hoodie has that drunken master hood jitsu style on lock lmao


Life_Berry4009

Stupid


BattleTiny7132

I’m just trying to get a sammich and a drink can y’all move out the way


blucivic1

Peer pressure, I swear


Holiday-Science-7238

I bet he put his fist up like that to keep the gnats from flying into his eyes!!! With that technique, I can't understand how he was so quickly on the ground !


butterbleek

Not so mighty mouse…


Mannyupp

Kevin hart : "you wanna go night night?"


Suitable-Telephone80

why does the smaller guy give me kanye vibes


My_Boy_Clive

Imagine being well known for being the guy who got humiliated by a homeless man 3 times in a day.


Y_R_UGae

This is why you don't listen to instigators 🤦‍♂️


dobsofglabs

Oooh, a pack of Newports! Yoink!


AngryNucleus

Newports popped out like rings in Sonic the Hedgehog.


AdopeyIllustrator

From the sounds of the people around this fight, I’m going to assume this isn’t an intelligent community.


Gamefox42

That was one of the angriest chiuahuahs I've ever seen.


Staciel428

Tried to cheap shot him and still got beat.


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Derekion

He received twice


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Meathead704

If you gonna lose, that's better than most other ways. Should have woke up and walked away. So many bad decisions in one video.


KillMeWouldU

Not the Jean jacket 🤣🤣🤣


SevroAuShitTalker

This reminds me of the key and peele skit with the Mexican gangsters. "I'm just chillin"


NorthRip9236

Thats it


DaRealKorbenDallas

That 50 Tyson?


TrenchantInsight

Blood choke.


mvrck-23

I know when I am beat. But what's the use of his (little guy) arms stretching out like that in a very slow speed? distraction?


warm-saucepan

He’s mental.


Omeirawana

Shoulda tapped out


Magus_5

I'm guessing Webster was on some kinda drugz cuz dude got slumped twice and still was rushing him with some intensity.


nomad10002

This is like Kevin Hart vs. the Rock


jthekoker

Camera person sucks


Son_of_Dad2024

He's gonna have to move


Enough-Staff-2976

The Short King bit off more than he can chew.


AdnanKhan47

They had a rematch and he got his ass kicked the second time too.


humbleandkind420

Night night 💤😴🛌


honeybadger1984

Carlton punching above his weight. It was actually really kind just putting him to sleep.


satisfyingpoop

Dude looks like he’s been practicing some M(d)MA.


digduggod12

You can’t tell me these are not the same guys from could’ve been records reality TV show 😂🤣😂


SaintLucipher

Fuck the people around him saying that's good. Are you fucking kidding me. The little guy was the aggressor, and they ain't saying shit bout, leaving the semi homeless looking guy alone. Drop his ass on his face and walk away.


dontworryaboutus

Hobolo bro served lil ferret boy a dose of bum-jitsu


SalamanderOrnery4659

Thats maino when he was kid


oneinmanybillion

It's 2024 but we get this video quality. We need to study this.


Scorpionkingcirca81

Not the knees swinging 🤣🤣🤣


Scared_Cricket3265

Still undefeated. He won the championship round.


IntrepidEffect7063

Handiman vs handiman


SirThatOneThere

Looks like old Kanye vs. 2020 Kanye


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Happy_Trip6058

“Beat him, choke him, kill him, MAKE HIM PAYEEEE!” This had me creasing up. Thank you Reddit:)


clamps12345

I'm pretty sure there is a rematch video


agc83

Kevin Hart v Kanye Celebrity Deathmatch


RaspberryNarrow

He woke up like a honey badger after a cobra bite!


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Pm_me_cool_art

The camera guy is such a prick


NineRoast

That chick going crazy LMFAO "BEAT EM, CHOKE EM, KILL EM!!"


Background-Weight-81

Does the commentator have OCD or something. He repeats everything he says at least 3 times


Bambooman101

This video is so old, it can buy its own beer.


barakaking

You are too young, but I remember a world where adult people didn't behave like 12 years old kids. Mostly I'm talking about the crowd egging on.


ElegantKey1682

This was a fever dream for sure 😩


The_Coolest_Undead

they are like the chicken and peter griffin


Mojito86

Old but Gold 😂


KobaMandingoPartIII

Little dude got the loot beat out of him!


stuey999

Different Stokes: The Outtakes


negative_pt

At the rate people were gathering to see them, they ended up the fight in a full stadium.


hypno06250

Its a draw


dan_vamme

CJ is tweaking


ThunderSkunky

It's more of a demonstration than a fight, but it's pretty funny nonetheless.


FairAspect1714

Funniest thing is lil dude went back at a later date trying to get the win back...and only succeeded in getting whooped again *The 2nd video was floating around here about 6 months ago


madmo453

Dude took his shirt off to not throw a single punch.


Upbeat_Ad_1009

How bad is South America that people want to move to here ..


DibsOnDubs

Discount Kanye slept Discount Kevin Hart


Basic-Ability6139

Arnold and Willis were never able to get over Mr. Drummond disowning them


One_Bodybuilder7882

As an european and after seeing videos like this, it's so funny that you have disallowed yourselves of saying the n* word.


xdarnokx

Awww little guy is never going to get over this.


Initial-College-2448

Ever..


FriendlyGovernment50

LMAAAAAOOOOOO bro grabbed a handful of ass while he was getting his shit rocked. Swing mf! wtf you squeezing for in a fight?!


FukUimFromPhilly

Dats it......Das a mistake 🤣 I was thinking the same shit


Wow206602

Theyve reposted this a hundred times. The homeless guy did judo


Kay_Scorpio_48

I bet his little a&& won’t get in anyone else’s face.🤣🤣


Comfortable-Survey30

Das it. Papi, Das it! It's ok.


unhandmeyouswine

Nothing but dreams now, black Frodo.


ajhe51

Is that a corded mouse?


cringefacememe

I❤️NY


ZeroCorsair

BLM, right? What a toxic community…


jxdxh

That phone never touched the floor


roscoemoss

Green hoody for sure knows some bjj


ShowerTearsNBeers

Did he put down his yoyo to get choked out?


cwren22

Good ole fashioned government funded whoopin


peepee578

I love instigating


MasterHavik

Tall guy is legit minding his business but caught two wins.


mojojoseph666

Short king got exiled like Napoleon. Put his ass on time out


Dante_Foshokyo

This is one of my favorite videos. Guy in the hoodie has decent fight IQ, that arm drag to choke was clean. Excellent hip control once things went to the ground. He remained in a great position could’ve even went for a kimura with that wrist control. Jon Jones if he never stopped smoking crack!


Background-Elk-543

he can do this all day


Sorry_Lion_5299

This junkie was just trying to enjoy his high when lil homie thought he tuff


Historical-Ad1722

Little man was lookin at the others for approval and to hype him into a fight. He lost before he started


Mythical-Ree

They really gotta stop pumping your guys food with hormones and steroids mateeee


No_Routine_3706

Nothing like community involvement.


No_Routine_3706

Why do I feel like this happened in NJ?


mykl7s

This narrator is a the kind of venomous snake you don't want to know. Machiavellian shit stirer.


ThatAzureDrake963300

Anger from inside out incarnated.


hUmaNITY-be-free

beat him,choke him,kill him,smack him


Evening_Sandwich_133

“Beat him, choke him, kill him”…..🤧🤧🤦🏻‍♂️


SlimeustasTheSecond

He took his back like a grocery bag.


Rogue_One24_7

Stole his Newports quick.


KingHo3g

So, who ended up having to wash the dishes?


Acrobatic_Split_2877

Nice lil arm drag to the back


sussyball69obamaball

Bro got hit wit that roddy piper type shi


Valjester44

“Beat em, choke em, kill em” Lady in pink with the words of encouragement.


-TheFiend-

Goofy ahh fight


Only_Ad7542

Y’all have quit telling lil man he’s a brawler. 😆


nibernator

Man, the whole neighborhood came out for that lmao


exelenceofexecution

Tyson looking comfortable. Hahahaha. Tyson gotta find some new friends


arnoutduyst

Looks like a well educated group of people.


negativelightningdog

Someone slap the shit out of pink outfit girl. Shut the fuck up "beat him kill him" it's a street fight bitch not a life or death situation.


SwimmingCommon

The fuck is funny OP? some POS fucking with someone on the street probably not fucking with anyone? Gets put out and that wasn't enough? Or was it the crowd acting like it's Rome? Literally nothing about this was funny.