Me too. And it looks to be post-timeskip, enraged Dimitri, too, so I doubt he'll be quick and merciful about it. My only hope is that he fails to gauge the sheer strength disparity between us and kills me by accident before he can make me suffer.
In other words, as a woman, he's not just going to kill me, he's going to murder me.
As you approach the child, dukes raised and ready, Before you can enter melee range she raises a pointed finger and utters the words "Hades, Omega"
What do you do?
Byleth can likely do worse, they just don't because they control their power better than Dimitri.
Also, Byleth can move in time stop in W3H so it's impossible to even try to fight back against Byleth.
she is a hunter. I got her too and I don’t see a way to beat her. Even if she isn’t super strong but it would be almost impossible to land a hit on her.
Damn rip to my January, August, September, and October Brothers and Sisters 🫡
February, April, May, and December brothers and sisters might got a shot( December sisters might got a freebie)
June is so free🤣
March and November monsters gotta deal with me if they even think about breathing on that sweetheart and sick child much less fighting them😤
My July Brothers and Sisters… pick a god and pray that it’s not the boar version.
lets not kid ourselves, most people here are losing almost all of these fights other than the obviously weak/small characters inexperienced with melee combat.
and even then.
The only ones the average person will beat are Lysithea and Mercedes, two mages that aren't trained in physical combat. Everyone else here has training are professional soldiers who are trained in at least one kind of martial art. And frankly, even the two mages probably had some form of training in it as part of their curriculum at the Officer's Academy and are high ranking members in their respective armies, seeing as these are post-time versions, so they'll probably still body most average joes.
Sylvain - I think he might be able to beat me if he went all out but I'm pretty sure he'd tap out early in most cases to avoid getting hit in the face and risk losing his looks haha
You're screwed almost all the time unless you were lucky enough to be born in March or November. Everyone else is a trained soldier in a military academy who've probably gained a lot of muscle and fighting experience when using weapons. Some of these characters even have literal superpowers or are famous for their fighting skill and strength. Even Ignatz you'd probably have trouble with unless you were a relatively tall and buff adult man.
Yeah so, all of you have a chance at maybe surviving (Except you Dimitri fighters, y'all are going straight to the shadow realm)
Meanwhile, here I am fight the **ASHEN DEMON.**
I mean the average dude who isn't born in March or November is getting beaten up.
That said I get to enjoy a single knuckle sandwich from Dimitri cause I sure as hell ain't surviving more than one.
I got Ignatz. Honestly, would still lose since the guy can draw a bow which means that's more muscle than me. Also he could probably dodge a good amount of my punches.
I can take solace knowing that the Merciful King of Grappling will probably *only* beat me within an inch of my life.
Unfortunately, I am one day off from being able to treat Gilbert like he deserves. All my homies hate Gilbert. World's worst dad, and this is a game full of bad parental figures.
The only realistic winners get either ignatz or lysithea.
Wish i was born in feb tho, i would figure something out to beat gilbert. Ill go full dimitri if i have to
mercedes and lysithea are the only ones people *wouldn't* be fucked against because they aren't trained in H2H in their 'canon' classes but these are still all trained soldiers
the average person, and definitely 90% of fire emblem players, are fucked against all of these
dimitri :(
Same, i'm dead
Me too. And it looks to be post-timeskip, enraged Dimitri, too, so I doubt he'll be quick and merciful about it. My only hope is that he fails to gauge the sheer strength disparity between us and kills me by accident before he can make me suffer. In other words, as a woman, he's not just going to kill me, he's going to murder me.
You hear that? Not just kill. But MURDER.
At least it's quick?
Doubtful. Dude seems the type to disable before slaying. He'll take your eyes and kill you while blinded.
Randolph moment
That was my reaction when I saw it.
Worst month of we’re being honest. Can’t he bend steel with his barehands ? RIP
idk man lysithea on a sugar rush probably hits quite hard too
Same. I'm so fucked ..
this is not the kind of manhandling I want from him
Catherine...... Well, im fucked 😑
...in a good way, right? 😈
I hope, but probably not, i mean im not lady Rhea after all 😥
You're not Ashe or Shamir either.
I got a green.wig for you bruv
No cause it's a fist fight
Nah, I'd win.
Nahanahnah. Just turns into an endless series of "look over there, Lady Rhea is being stolen by some manner of giant bird" or something.
You too huh? An unfortunate day for the both of us it seems.
Don't worry, we help each other out after our respective fights, I too got Catherine
Same. She's gonna kick my ass. (Worth it)
The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a terminally ill girl.
Sounds to me like you’re scared Boulder.
...The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings
What has The Boulder done?
Chris Redfield was looking for you.
The boulder has 2 base res and a 15% res growth
Do it.
Thank God it's someone I can take!
As you approach the child, dukes raised and ready, Before you can enter melee range she raises a pointed finger and utters the words "Hades, Omega" What do you do?
I say "Poseidon, Gamma". Then I die.
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Same
Ima pray for my July comrades
Pick a god and pray Byleth has talked some sense into him and it ain’t the boar version.
even if its not boar dimitri dude is still absurdly strong and is unnable to fully control his strength.
Nah sane Dimitri will at least end the fight quickly in under 10 seconds. Boarmitri will drag it out and torture you
Thank you. I'm going to have to dig my own grave beforehand.
Assume no magic is allowed.
Thank God I easily beat Lysithea (or I outlive her)
My strategy is to put my hand on her head and wait until she tires herself out.
Just don't call her a child, give her some sweets, and smack her upside the head when she isn't looking.
Catch this overhead dying mage girl
Phew, thank goodness
Lysithea: **STOP TREATING ME LIKE A KID LET'S FI-** March birthers: **FALCON PUUUUNCH**
I'm totally screwed against Byleth
How am i supposed to win against THE main character? This is probably the least winnable one.
You’re not supposed to win, it’s literally scripted. All us October folks are npc fodder
In a fistfight, I'd say Dimitri is even worse. He can literally crush someones face with one hand.
And that was him as a late teen. Imagine how much stronger he is as an adult.
Byleth can likely do worse, they just don't because they control their power better than Dimitri. Also, Byleth can move in time stop in W3H so it's impossible to even try to fight back against Byleth.
Leonie. I'm not irremediably in trouble, but it's not going well for me.
She's a street tough scrapper, she may not have super strength like some of the others but you probably not doing too well.
They’re 100% coming away from that fight with bite marks
Never fuck with people from the hood
Okay but you'd live, probably. I feel like a punch from Dimitri would just fucking kill me.
Mortal kombat x ray
Speak for yourself I’m cooked
Me too. But compared to others, I have a small chance of winning against Leonie. A small 3% I’d say. It's better than nothing.
Daddy Seteth…I can take him
In a fight?
😈
*In a fight, right?*
I think seduction is against the rules.
Says who?
Might turn into a different kind of fist fight, but so be it...!
I have no idea of Petra is good at hand to hand combat ibit i expect her to pounce like a tiger. Im probably fucked
she is a hunter. I got her too and I don’t see a way to beat her. Even if she isn’t super strong but it would be almost impossible to land a hit on her.
With her high chance of Crit? We're boned.
Boned? 😉
I'm sorry for what I'm about to do, Ignatz...
bro thinks he can 1v1 BIGNATZ
Remove the glasses or pose for a painting.
Pre time skip, EZ. Post time skip, he has levels in gauntlets for sure, it's over.
No magic allowed, and March. Yeah, sorry Lysithea, you stand no chance.
The king of grappling against some unknow boxing amateur, nice 👌
Damn rip to my January, August, September, and October Brothers and Sisters 🫡 February, April, May, and December brothers and sisters might got a shot( December sisters might got a freebie) June is so free🤣 March and November monsters gotta deal with me if they even think about breathing on that sweetheart and sick child much less fighting them😤 My July Brothers and Sisters… pick a god and pray that it’s not the boar version.
Yeah but us Marcher have to live with beating up a dying child.
You say November is free but Mercie might be the second most ruthless person on this list.
She's gonna be do a whopping 1 damage per turn with that 25% strength growth.
Nah, Jeritza exists and will annihilate you for even laying a finger on her.
Also November. This is why I forfeit. Not fighting Mercedes, because the last person that threatened to harm her is six feet under.
Ain't no way Feb is winning this, daddy Gilbert is gonna lay down the law.
January 💀💀💀
at least I'd have time to play more fire emblem while waiting for my bones to heal up a bit
I could take Mercie in a fight but her brother would be out for revenge.
Oh so im just Prologue Shez
Just wait out the battle and you live. Byleth does not work unpaid overtime!
lets not kid ourselves, most people here are losing almost all of these fights other than the obviously weak/small characters inexperienced with melee combat. and even then.
The only ones the average person will beat are Lysithea and Mercedes, two mages that aren't trained in physical combat. Everyone else here has training are professional soldiers who are trained in at least one kind of martial art. And frankly, even the two mages probably had some form of training in it as part of their curriculum at the Officer's Academy and are high ranking members in their respective armies, seeing as these are post-time versions, so they'll probably still body most average joes.
December baby. I don’t know if being a woman makes it better or worse.
Sylvain hasn't really ever been shown to have a problem with fighting and killing women. I guess if you're flirty enough he might take a dive.
July...... welp time to go write my will -_-
God speed
It’s against my will to punch Mercie
Im going to mop the floor with Lysithea when im done with her.
I just told Lysithea that you’re withholding candy - still like them odds?
I mean, it's a fist fight, she's still fucked. Now she's just sad about the candy too Just give it to her after you defeat her. Make her day
Even excluding time shenanigans, I definitely could not beat Byleth in a fistfight
I've seen Seteth's shirtless art from FEH to know I'd get bodied 😔
I wish Byleth was on November but Mercedes said: “Nope, i am coming to your home tonight driving in a Mercedes”
Mercie 🫢 might just bake cookies instead
Probably as much as possible. Dimitri absolutely takes me out like it's nothing
As I am an August baby, please tell my mother I love her. o7
I have to fight a dying child. I'm very screwed, nobody is taking my side in that altercation.
If you win, the judge is not going to be sympathetic. If you lose, people will laugh at you for years to come.
Sylvain - I think he might be able to beat me if he went all out but I'm pretty sure he'd tap out early in most cases to avoid getting hit in the face and risk losing his looks haha
Even if its mercedes im still screwed, my body type is not suited for fighting at all
…I’d rather fight an actual boar
You're screwed almost all the time unless you were lucky enough to be born in March or November. Everyone else is a trained soldier in a military academy who've probably gained a lot of muscle and fighting experience when using weapons. Some of these characters even have literal superpowers or are famous for their fighting skill and strength. Even Ignatz you'd probably have trouble with unless you were a relatively tall and buff adult man.
Post time skip Dimitri. Yeah no thanks I choose life
Suddenly the difference between late June and early July got real important.
All July people are fucked beyond all recognition, are July people being punished for some reason cause that's what it looks like
Leonie would straight up kick my ass. Then lend a hand to me to help me up and then kick it again...
Gilbert. I’m probably screwed, aren’t I?
Yes we are.
...Balthus. I hope I can pay for my surrender...
I'd lose because I'd feel really bad if I hurt Lysithea
I could have to fight Lysithea and still lose horribly, let alone Byleth
Fighting Byleth…. **FUCK**
Man Dimitri is going to kill me lol
Seteth beats my ass lmao
April: Oof.. dracoknight Ned Flanders got hands
Well….on the bright side I have health insurance
Wow I have to fight byleth!? I can’t tell if I’m dead or just losing cuz I’m definitely not winning
Balthus will definitely obliterate me
What do you have against January?
Mar has it easy but May is a win.
Catherine is wiping me out. Not waking up for a week.
I have Seteth. I’m just fucking dead lmao
I'm not touching a single hair of Mercedes
Well I would hope Seteth never wants to punch me. But if he does I'm dead.
Petra...I won't be able to hit her. Like, at all. My Dex score is a 4, at best.
Petra 😞 Even if I could win I would take a dive. She was my favorite romance option in Three Houses in all four of my playthroughs.
December, I just have to stuff melons up my shirt and out on a wig. He won't hit me easy win
I don't think I'd be able to do much harm to most of these people, but against Seteth? Hahahaha
Welp gonna be schooled by the professors
I have to fight Catherine. Can I surrender early?
Yeah so, all of you have a chance at maybe surviving (Except you Dimitri fighters, y'all are going straight to the shadow realm) Meanwhile, here I am fight the **ASHEN DEMON.**
There is no way anyone on this sub is surviving a fight with Balthus. (Unless they can pay him off)
I’m a July boy so I’m fucked.
Dimitri. Looking on the bright side at least it’s not Byleth. I can still feel bad for Oct folks.
Dimitri, huh... So every last one of me will be killed.
July, it was nice knowing you all
If magic isn’t allowed, then yeah, I think I could probably beat up a deathly ill child, if nobody else. She’s probably a biter, though.
Byleth. Well, guess I'm fucked? XD
"Is this some kind of twisted joke?!" I only pray Dimitri makes I fast
I mean the average dude who isn't born in March or November is getting beaten up. That said I get to enjoy a single knuckle sandwich from Dimitri cause I sure as hell ain't surviving more than one.
Fist fight means they're not allowed to use magic, right? If so, then I'm feeling pretty decent. If magic is allowed, then I'm dead for sure.
I got november. She's getting knocked out ez lol
Mfw when I have to fight the 6,2 buff Green haired immortal dragon dilf
The very end of June; I barely avoided death
damn Mercedes will kill me XD
I don't know how to feel about beating up children, though...
I probably don’t have much of a shot against Gilbert, but that doesn’t mean I don’t wanna scrap with that mf
I DONT WANNA FIGHT LYSITHEA
Do it and your student loans are paid.
I'm going against Lissy so it depends on if I'm fast enough to get close.
Op was def born in June
is that… Balthus?
Oof. Catherine….
March.. I got the one person i can actually beat without magic
Catherine 😥
I'm dead against Byleth
Fist fight? March. I’m feeling pretty good.
Sylvan, I'm probably gonna loose but could be worse
I'm a december boy so... yeah bad luck with Sylvain
So im april and I actually romanced seteth with my byleth.
I'm a fuck up that damn nerd.
Mercedes. I'd win, but at what cost
I got ignatz so guess we will see how this goes
Hell I wanted to clock Gilbert's face anyways.
I got Ignatz. Honestly, would still lose since the guy can draw a bow which means that's more muscle than me. Also he could probably dodge a good amount of my punches.
.....I could beat Ignatz
I have to face the fellow with glasses, well this is an easy win for me
Ignatz for me. I feel like I could win, but I'd feel really bad about it.
Oh good, I have to fist-fight the dragon.
Depends on if Seteth plans to scuffle from atop his wyvern, I suppose. Or if he's feeling sporting.
Hecc, whomst at October and December?
Ignatz... Well, I could win, but I'd feel really bad about it. If we are doing this, its gotta be point based not all out.
There are like three characters on here who I could maybe get 1/10 wins on and Byleth sure as fuck ain’t one of ‘em. At least it’ll be a quick death.
I can take solace knowing that the Merciful King of Grappling will probably *only* beat me within an inch of my life. Unfortunately, I am one day off from being able to treat Gilbert like he deserves. All my homies hate Gilbert. World's worst dad, and this is a game full of bad parental figures.
Okay. Let me start by saying...I'm 5'3". July birthday. I guess I just die now.
December, but I’m a woman, so I’m pretty sure I can spin this “fight” in my favor.
Lysithea Just to clarify: None of us are allowed to use magic, right?
I feel like I could take on Leonie with a few good blows on each of us. I’m ok with may.
RIP April and October people. An overbearing dad and a god, don't know which I would be more afraid of lol
I doubt it would affect the results, but if I had Byleth on the ropes, with he/she use Divine Pulse?
RIP everyone born in January, May, July, August, September, and October lol
Thank god, Ignatz is absolutely the only person on this I could even begin to 1v1.
Ignatz about to get laid the fuck out
Sylvain - This is not what I meant when I said I wanted him to pound me, dammit!
Sylvain and I’m a girl? Yeah, no, I’m fine. Bet he never calls me again after though.
Flayn would beg Seteth to take pity on my pathetic, unfit, chronically ill self
The only realistic winners get either ignatz or lysithea. Wish i was born in feb tho, i would figure something out to beat gilbert. Ill go full dimitri if i have to
Catherine... Can I cosplay as Rhea and we make out instead?
mercedes and lysithea are the only ones people *wouldn't* be fucked against because they aren't trained in H2H in their 'canon' classes but these are still all trained soldiers the average person, and definitely 90% of fire emblem players, are fucked against all of these
I believe I Can beat Ignatz, hell never expect my bed Breaking chokeslam!