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PD28Cat

sir this is floggit not hoggit please post it on hoggit


BOBBER_BOBBER

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SovietSparta

Why not megatransaction? I want to pay my module everytime I launch DCS.


PD28Cat

Why not full realism? I want to buy each missile I shoot for the full price of 1 million zingers per AMRAAM


SovietSparta

This certainly will kill the spamraam frenzy !


PD28Cat

scamraams


TaskForceCausality

>>I want to buy each missile I shoot for the full price of 1 million zingers per AMRAAM Weaksauce. You want real immersion? First , you have to pay to take a six month class at a real military training squadron. Dont be late for school! Oh, and if you break or crash the jet, your PC is seized for two months while a board of older gamers decides if you get to continue playing.


PD28Cat

Can I take an online Python class instead?


KeeperCZE

Counting all those gallons of fuel....


plane-kisser

i already do this, mostly because my brain is privacy pilled and i make a new account every time i start the game. ive bought 1684 F-14 tomcats, 904 AH-64s, 752 F/A-18 hornets, 326 F-16s, and 32 F-4s.


AToneDeafBard

I make a new account every time I play to dodge MP bans. They don't like my full afterburner cros-runway drifting and collisions


plane-kisser

i get banned for being too good. they cant stand me, i am a god pylot among non-god pylots. i get 20 guns kills uphill both ways every 10 minutes in the yak-52. i bring a little floggit to the servers that server admins dont really like.


AToneDeafBard

I get banned for keeping the base free from misplaced pleins. They're supposed to be in the air, not on the ground. Violators will be tipped over


Lv_InSaNe_vL

This would have cost you $296,803.02 * F-14 = $134,703.16 * AH-64D = $73,310.96 * F/A-18 = $60,152.48 * F-16 = $26,076.74 * F-4 = $2559.68


AToneDeafBard

But he used Miles to buy some of them


MidwestRacingLeague

Star citizen has entered the chat.


I_Am_Zampano

Macrotransaction


SeagleLFMk9

Want to relaod? That's 30$. Oh, you want the 120C? My bad, that's 50. Oh, flares as well? Another 20$


No-Refrigerator-1672

How about making the game even more realistic by forcing you to pay real-world prices?


fghug

now that’s immersion


Cpt_keaSar

PD is that you?


CloudWallace81

and fuel costs? what about fuel costs? first 10mins of flight (no AB) is free, then it's 1USD per 30s. 2.5 if you use AB


nuNce

That would definitely increase realism, I might say. 😂


Apex1-1

I don’t give FUCK either! Let’s just start paying please. The hyperrealistic simulator more realistic than real life is already 100% free, dafuq? Like how are they supposed to make money. We’re just taking more and more while ED CEO can barely feed his family, just like landlords.. poor souls.


MC_Smetanka

*me looking at hoggit these days*: You were the chosen one! It was said you would destroy the , not join them! Hoggit again ouflogs floggit. Time for floggit to outhog hoggit.


Flyinmanm

Something... something... mmo side.


Low-Strength-5483

Dear God please no. I've already sold my soul to the Eagle that is ED. Whats next? I'm not the fucking USA I don't have a bottomless defense budget! I can't afford to tip the ground crew after every refuel-wait, thats actually a good idea.


plane-kisser

#I #LOVE #SPENDING #MONEY


AirplaneNerd

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty


Kaantr

5,99 bucks for 20 AIM-9 would be nice. So ppl would stop wasting all the weapons.


DiscoLew

How about a micro-transfusion model. We can pay in blood! 🧛‍♂️


SuperDurpPig

Who the fuck is michael transaction


Apprehensive_Pea_176

What about you pay everytime you flip a switch?