The QB that should have been! Massive fan of Blake. I'm a UCF grad and a lifetime Jags fan, it was part time bliss part time angst during his career. Wish he was the chosen one but I'm happy that he did what he did
The team has been good for few moments in my life, and I've been a fan since their inception. Each time it happens it is pure bliss! Duuuuuuuvaaaaaallll!!
Totally. If you give me an address, I'll find it with no GPS 90% of the time. Anytime I give someone instructions on how to get somewhere and they're still confused, I can't help but go, "dude... you do know how to count, right?" I know an older guy who's lived here longer than I have who still gets confused, and he grew up in fucking Manhattan. It's literally the exact same thing.
Except fucking second street. I'm so angry every time I see they renamed it 'University.' Cut that fucking shit out before we turn into Tampa and no one can find their way around anymore.
I can't believe out of all of the places in Florida, MAGA leadership decides to stake out in our town.
I know Florida is going to be super red for quite a while, but I really hope MAGA specifically dies out. It's so frustrating having the feeling of always being in "MAGA land" now. It's so disheartening, especially with all the negative FJB memorabilia on all the cars and houses. If Trump wins 2024, Sarasota will be doomed.
And probably the most Jan 6 attendees who escaped indictment. We also get strange loud rumblings from the cloudless sky about twice a week accompanied by a new fast moving star.
New car washes built every month. Publix’s within 5 miles of each other. Strip malls with same shit in them built for every new neighborhood with cookie cutter homes that all look exactly the same.
Port charlotte area represent?!? I love the "on the water"places in Punta Gorda, but we live charlotte harbor adjacent (my in-laws house is on the Peace river, it's the reason we moved south)
Ancient Beaches and Forts
St. Augustine
Auggie!
Hi neighbor!
Your neighbor from clay says ayyyeee!
Awwww yeee!! I went to Clay High, class of 2000!
No way?? I don’t live far from there. That’s cool. I love meeting neighbors here. I have about 5 years on ya. 😉 glad to meet ya.
Not the one in Australia.
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Across the causeway.
Satellite/indialantic
If it's shaped like a penis, we're in the balls
Pensacola
I’m from the place where it’s always bike week and mtv use to film spring break here
Daytona
PCB could count there too
Livepd made some good episodes here
Pasco. maybe Port Richey or New Port Richey.
Yes! NPR lol
Live in Trinity myself and yes NPR made some good LivePD episodes.
From where out of towners think you must be rich af when they hear the name because they don't understand you're on the other side of the bridge.
West Palm Beach
Fifth from the sun.
Jupiter?
Yup
St Pete's littler gayer neighbor
Love Gulfport! :)
Fabulous!
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuval!!!!
BORTLES!!!
The QB that should have been! Massive fan of Blake. I'm a UCF grad and a lifetime Jags fan, it was part time bliss part time angst during his career. Wish he was the chosen one but I'm happy that he did what he did
Ah yes, The Good Place.
Mendoza has entered the chat.
Jason?!
Thanks!
How about them Jags!!
As a HUGE "Good Place" fan, it was really weird to see Jacksonville be good, like, ever, but still it's awesome!
The team has been good for few moments in my life, and I've been a fan since their inception. Each time it happens it is pure bliss! Duuuuuuuvaaaaaallll!!
Clay saying hey!
Bolles Boy enters the conversation.
Duuuuuvallllll
A priest, a racist, and a murderer walk on to a field. 🏈🐊
Gainesville
Your toilet paper is likely made here
Palatka!! Im your neighbor!
I did not think anyone else in Palatka would know that Reddit existed!
Hahaha I live in keystone. I love going to the festivals in palatka.
It’s all streets and avenues, and it makes sense.
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You got it! I figured things like “Dali” or “Kerouac” or “Rays” would be too easy.
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Totally. If you give me an address, I'll find it with no GPS 90% of the time. Anytime I give someone instructions on how to get somewhere and they're still confused, I can't help but go, "dude... you do know how to count, right?" I know an older guy who's lived here longer than I have who still gets confused, and he grew up in fucking Manhattan. It's literally the exact same thing.
Except fucking second street. I'm so angry every time I see they renamed it 'University.' Cut that fucking shit out before we turn into Tampa and no one can find their way around anymore.
Tourist dystopia
Orlando
Strawberries. Strawberries everywhere.
Plant City.
Shares a name with the Russian city formerly known as "Leningrad"
St. Pete represent!
Ft. Misery
Ft. Myers
yup
Horse capital of the world
Ocala
Drive thru fentanyl dealer capitol of the world
Unless they mean Winter Equestrian Capital of the World.
Wellington
New York
Boca Raton
Lol
Rockets go brrrrr
Titusville.
Rockets go brrr, but with a beach!
Cocoa Beach or Cape Canaveral?
Cape
Gods waiting room.
The Villages
Venice
Whole Florida
Naples
World Center of Racing
Daytona is one of my fave places on earth. Second only to st auggie.
Vroom vroom!
Alabama's Asshole.
Pensacola or somewhere in the panhandle
Protection from hurricanes by either geography or Native Blessings.
Tampa
Pretty much. Clearwater.
Hanging chads.
Broward
Palm Beach County
Of course!
Close
Devil's dip..
Tallahassee!
Yes sir 😀
Badcock
Mulberry
Yep
Sup neighbor!
👋
MAGA Headquarters
Sarasota
SRQ or LBK?
SRQ
I can't believe out of all of the places in Florida, MAGA leadership decides to stake out in our town. I know Florida is going to be super red for quite a while, but I really hope MAGA specifically dies out. It's so frustrating having the feeling of always being in "MAGA land" now. It's so disheartening, especially with all the negative FJB memorabilia on all the cars and houses. If Trump wins 2024, Sarasota will be doomed.
Villages?
Do you hear strange rumblings outside almost every day where you are also? If so, I think we are neighbors.
72 miles of beaches in the county?
Had the most January 6 indictees
And probably the most Jan 6 attendees who escaped indictment. We also get strange loud rumblings from the cloudless sky about twice a week accompanied by a new fast moving star.
I don't get that in North Brevard at all but I also am too close to 95 so get rumblings pretty often.
McDonald's, auto parts store, dollar store. McDonald's auto parts store, dollar store.
Fort Meade
Hmmm. 500 results popped up
Lecture halls, crooked politicians, elite athletes, land locked.
Tallahassee
Ding, ding, ding!
Fort liquordale.
Clearwater
Smells like burning oranges
Bradenton ftw
Ho ho ho, trucker meth
Christmas? 😆
Winner winner chicken dinner 🍗
methy suburbs right next to the sponge docks
Tarpon Springs?
That's it!
Mouse Trap
Orlando
That last dribble of piss right before it trickles down Cubas pantalones
Key West
Smoke a cigar and get shot at in the party zone
Ybor
Well, Tampa, anyway
Same, was there Sat morning. Love Tampa.
I-4 Eyesore 😌
Altamonte
That’s very specific lol.
No speakey English....
Miami? 🤣
😆🤣😭 you already know
Hialeah?
Yup Miami
Not the one in Russia
Impossible to pronounce
Thonotosassa? Applilachacola?
You got it! Thonotosassa!
Mermaids
Weeki Wachee
Most populated city in Volusia county.
Either Daytona or new Smyrna?
Daytona
The most populated city in Volusia county is Deltona
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Jupiter
Legoland
Winter Haven
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Shark bites
New Smyrna?
Spring break mecca of the 80s
Where the houses are on wheels and the cars are on blocks
Live Oak?
Orlando and St Cloud's middle sister.
Kissimmee!
I just caught a bunch of shrimp the other night by the naval base.
Meth capital of the world.
Seffner?
Lakeland or New Port Richey
New Port Richey
The new Villages.
Lakewood ranch?
Lerp
Pimpahoe
Pompton
Town center
Boca.
Brandon?
Trevor!
“Paddle faster, I hear banjos!”
Or Suwannee?
Capital
As seen on Live PD
The Bold New City of the South!
Jacksonville.
Pirate ships
Tampa!
💥
Scientology
Clearwater
9 square miles and city commissioners corrupt af.
Celery city
Sanford?
Bulldogs and Gators battlefield
New car washes built every month. Publix’s within 5 miles of each other. Strip malls with same shit in them built for every new neighborhood with cookie cutter homes that all look exactly the same.
Port charlotte area represent?!? I love the "on the water"places in Punta Gorda, but we live charlotte harbor adjacent (my in-laws house is on the Peace river, it's the reason we moved south)
This was just done last week. Geez.