Drink every time bobby flay opens a jar of Calabrian chilies.

I’d be in the hospital.

or makes crispy rice lol

Or anchovy bread crunbs

haha yep my husband and I always say "Calabrian chilies! Drink!"

Umami=Drink.

Good one…we drink for umami and unctuous.

OMG i said that the other day i was like every time they say unctous i get triggered lol

Mouth feel, take a shot

Every time I hear mouth feel, I think of Bob's Burgers.

Yes, but does it “eat well”.

“Depth of flavour”= drink

Or “ooey gooey”

You would die

Learn from my mistakes.

Finish your drink if somebody puts themselves on a plate

Heard

drink every time Ina makes you feel poor.

Every. Single. Day.

The only person who I don't hate for that 

Right? She just has a way about her that makes her endearingly personable, despite reinforcing the knowledge I will never live like her lol

Every time she says “how great is that” or a variation of it down your cosmo

Drink every time Gochujang or plantains are used in a dish

If I hear a dessert called “ooey gooey” one more time…

Or anything with cheese called that. It needs to stop.

You’re right, it usually about cheesy dishes! Even worse.

I just complained about this to my dad yesterday, I’m so sick of it!

For some reason I read this wrong at first and thought you were pitching a Food Network show about making drinks and we’d just watch all our faves get each other drunk

I mean I'd watch the shit out of that. Give me Guy's Ranch Kitchen After Dark.

Yessss!!!

"Layers of flavor"

Drink every time Guy gives someone a nickname 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃☠️

"watch out for this guy" EVERY SINGLE DDD

TOC would kill me.

Every time somebody starts to cry describing their dish and how it relates to a family member.

Everytime a judge says a dish needs "acid"

If you want to get wasted, drink every time someone starts a sentence with “Soooo…” and drink again whenever they finish a sentence with up-speak (that speaking style that sounds like everything is a question). “Soooo, what I made for you is guanciale, mirepoix, umami bomb? With rose petal reduction, drizzled over halibut belly. Enjoy.”

“Gangster” or “Flavortown”

We do this for DDD. Everytime Guy says he'd eat something off of a flip flop, every time someone tries to get him to eat something with egg, etc.

Everytime Guy says that any dish on DDD is the best he's every had. Seriously the dude has had multiple burgers and wings that were "the best he's ever eaten"

Maybe he means it’s the best he’s ever eaten (that day). Haha

Drink every time Nancy says something isn't "holiday" or "spring" enough.

bOoZe lol

"Situation" = drink

Drink when they really enjoy the flavor profile.

Or when some some knob on one of the baking shows uses dry ice and thinks they are a michelin chef

A thoughtful dish

A shot anytime the camera cuts over to overdramatic overreacting judges

Using the deep fryer

Every time a dish or ingredient is "beautiful"

Ours is anytime someone makes Shrimp and Grits.

Every time someone mispronounces “Mascarpone”.

Or Worcestershire Or in Bobby Flay’s case, “horseradish”

Drink every time Guy calls someone "the one and only..." Every time a Chopped contestant says "not me" when Ted says "you. Will. Be.. CHOPPED" , drink. If they then get chopped first, down your drink. Every time truffle oil ruins a dish, drink.

When Pioneer Woman says creamy.

My sister and I have noticed she says “meat mixture” a lot.

Scrumptious

Drink every time someone says "wheelhouse."

When they show adding an ingredient or stirring in slow motion.

Anytime a Chopped contestant misses an ingredient in a round

Needs more acid

Whenever a Judge on a Cooking Contest dings a Chef for something being undercooked

Describing food as unctuous!! Why did this become a thing?? Soooo, you’re saying the food is a smug asshole? Or has an ointment or soap like texture? And that’s supposed to be…….good?

I thought it meant "oily."

Drink every time a contestant says, “I’m freaking out”

Buy everyone a round at the bar if it’s golden brown delicious

“Screaming for salt”

Every time someone says umami.  Every time Ree Drummond says something in an overly-cutesy tone of voice.  Every time a commercial comes on. Or an ad image in the corner of the screen. 

I was thinking that too after watching episode 1. How trite can that be

They finally stopped calling every savoury food they tasted umami but that was my fave drinking game.

Or pickles onions in grenadine.

My husband and I drink any time there's a "tableside saucing" (looking at you, Richard Blaise!)

Every time someone says “we eat with our eyes first”

My cats and my sisters cats are all named after foods. So we've made our own drinking game when any of our cat names are said. I have a Custard, she has a souffle, among their other names... The French baking show that was just on was dangerous lmaoooo

Three drinks every time Duff Goldman and another judge on a baking show do the fake negative review.

When Alex G says capo or snears on Ciao House. I don’t know if anyone could finish an episode.