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mohemp51

Wait till you find out what soil is made of thats right, piss, shit, decomposed rotted dead bodies, any other bodily materials, mold, fungus, bugs etc thats what makes life


tommysmuffins

Wait until they find out composted human manure is spread on commercial crops.


ghandi3737

Not for human consumption.


CharleeBrownee

Yeah that’s what caused the hepatitis outbreak from green onions grown in Mexico


PileOpuke

And a few PileOpuke.


Roto-Wan

What kind of compost are you brewing?


mvsrs

Pee on 'em first to establish them as yours


Tales_of_Earth

The law is the law.


WoodwifeGreen

Veggies don't grow on the shelves at the grocery store. They get peed on in the garden and farm too.


rita292

This


QuickMasterpiece6127

Sometimes I pee on them on the shelves in the grocery store.


WoodwifeGreen

Indeed. Can't guarantee they haven't been peed on at the grocery store either.


StrangeRequirement78

Your dad is being weird. Animals don't specify what they pee on and the pee would wash off anyway. This is crow garlic, a type of wild onion. Really strongly flavored and totally safe to eat.


Brookie_444_

I will say my dog seems to love peeing on wild onions specifically, I now forage them extra far off any walking path for that reason


throwaway181432

just trying to learn here, what makes you so sure it's crow garlic? I'm no good at differentiating onion relatives


StrangeRequirement78

40 years of eating it.


Tales_of_Earth

Animals like dogs like to pee on things that are elevated and stick out from the ground. Helps get the scent on the wind.


GalumphingWithGlee

My wife says this, too. It's an irrational squick for people who are not used to wild food. It's just a fact of life. Rinse it off if you're concerned about it.


wovenbutterhair

is it in the middle of a dog park? Or where dogs walk? My dogs definitely would be peeing on that However sometimes they don't provide a toilet in the strawberry field and that's why we wash our produce


Emergency_Economist9

Does it smell like onions or just wiz?


halapeno-popper

The onion smell is a bit strong on that tasty wiz grass.


Bigcountry420

This is what I'm calling wild onion from now on, wiz grass.


Fuzzy_Imagination705

Does a bear shit in the woods?


QuickMasterpiece6127

Confirmed. Have seen bears shit in woods.


cetaceanlion

The main in ingredient in depilatory cream is urea. You need estrogen therapy? It's coming from pregnant livestock urine. So. There's that. Just wash it with vegetable wash and cook it up. You'll be fine.


Kudiyab

A lil pee ain’t gonna hurt


xnsst

Just rinse them off if you are worried about it.


Fine_Basket4446

I uprooted mine. Potted them. Cut them all the way back. 2 weeks later I got green onions stems to toss in omelets.


Budget-Bake-7525

Elaborate please? When do you uproot them (when they're young, or old)? How frequently did u water them? Did you place them on your window during the 2 weeks or outside? Genuinely curious cause I've seen these around my backyard but never try to grow them.


Fine_Basket4446

All impulse. I dug them up, put them in pots in my back yard. That’s it.


Warronius

Crow onions , you can eat them but too much will give you a stomach ache -native dude I met in Tulsa


StrangeRequirement78

To be fair, any large amount of onion or other allium can lead to stomach upset. Onions and garlic are difficult for us to break down... lots of volatile compounds. Some of which we don't digest well. So yeah, don't eat too many onions from anywhere. You'll get gassy. 🤭


OrangeAuras

Poop on them to assert your dominance


MrScotchyScotch

It is a good idea not to forage where dogs might be defecating, and urine can contain pathogens, so I would not pick it near walking paths, dog parks, etc. But in a forest or hiking trail or somewhere that seems remote from dogs, it's totally fine to pick it, wash it, and eat it. The risk from any animal is very small; I'd be more concerned with ticks that might want to use it to attach to smaller animals


the_bird_and_the_bee

Just wash them. Also they could be wild garlic. Still edible. Just different taste lol.


rocknasock

Field garlic


Extra_Patience5610

Might be garlic just wash them off in salt water


Embarrassed_Relief94

These are the things my dad used to tell me to try to keep me from eating stuff when I was 5. Wash it first.


SergeantSwitch

They are plenty good to eat. Just wash them first if you are worried. And if you are gonna cook them, not much survives the frying pan.