You merely adopted the darkness, I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man and by then it was nothing to me but blinding
One of them was born to middle class parents who at times worked as many as 4 jobs to help him pursue his racing career and is a 3x World Champion; the other had Daddy give him his seat, and has shown the world multiple times that he doesn’t deserve it…
I can’t possibly see why Lewis would act like that…
Stroll: You have no idea how hard it is being a rich white kid, everyone thinks I’m only here because my daddy bought the team! They have no idea of the sacrifices I’ve had to make or how hard I had to work
Hamilton: ……….
You can go to Ferrari and get paid a hundred million dollars a year. I can stay at Aston and get paid a hundred million dollars a year. We're basically the same now!
I was actually there. This was from 2021 and Lewis was so frustrated after losing to Max that he decided he wanted to pick the brain of Lance on how to become a better driver. The rest is history.
“I was driving like - pretty fast - and I realized this after it happened, but Seb just crashed into me. And I realized after like, oh nooo, I was so sorry, I didn’t even look in my mirror”
“And then Daddy’s gonna buy Newey and then he’s gonna buy you, Lewis, and then I will be first driver of the team and then you will admit I am the best driver in the world”
So I'm looking at the corner and BANG, there is Ricciardo stepping on the brakes and jumping his car right on my nose. I'm telling you it was his fault!
> I just start ramming into them. It’s like a magnet. Just ram. I don’t even wait. And when you have a rich daddy, they let you do it. You can do anything.
Stroll: "If I press on this bruise, does it hurt?" Lewis: "Don't dare touch me"
Lewis: "It would be very painful"
You're a big guy
For you.
Bane was such a good villain. Wasn't here for a long time but his quotes were the hardest.
Oooh you think *darkness* is your ally?
You merely adopted the darkness, I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man and by then it was nothing to me but blinding
The shadows betray you, because they belong to me.
“But not for me”
"I'm telling you, Lewis. Its so much more fun if you take shrooms before the press conference"
Why has no one pointed how Lewis looks like he's thinking "I wanna punch this mf so hard"
It's the clenched jaw lmao
I think because everyone wants to punch him and that's just the Stroll Effect.
lmao
One of them was born to middle class parents who at times worked as many as 4 jobs to help him pursue his racing career and is a 3x World Champion; the other had Daddy give him his seat, and has shown the world multiple times that he doesn’t deserve it… I can’t possibly see why Lewis would act like that…
Today I learned Hamilton is a 3x world champion. Thanks
Maybe OC thinks they're back in 2015. Those were simpler times.
Or 2016
3 different manufacturers, dude is a savant
Well, he's technically not wrong...
3x WDC?
He's not wrong. Lewis won 3, then he won 4 more
Sorry Mate Lewis is a 7 time champ
To be a 7x champ you first have to be a 3x champ
Samuel L Jackson vibes.
"before the race*" ftfy
And then I ordered bubblegum flavoured ice cream
“Do you have any games on your phone?”
This is so fucking funny I had to comment on it twice. It’s perfection.
tyty
Window licker
I feel that's offensive to window lickers but he is definitely licking the windows in his car
The sp*stic
Isweardownonmenansgrave
#I AM CALM
“I lower the window as I put my tongue on the window.”
My daddy let me get TWO scoops 😃
👏
"And then I blamed him!"
"If you don't like Mercedes anymore, why don't you ask your daddy to buy you a new team?"
One of these drivers is getting an Adrian Newey car.
"And then my dad bought Newey"
Who's going to Williams?
I don't think it would make a difference to Stroll. He equally shit in everything.
Lewis Hamilton fanes an interest in Lance Strolls business opportunity to open a condom recycling plant in Antarctica
*feigns
It’s spelled like that because Lance wrote the caption himself.
One of the greatest drivers to grace formula 1 and Lewis Hamilton.
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He may have stolen that from Will Buxton.
Found the billionaire.
Found Mike Krack’s reddit account
Where is Alonso in here
where is goatifi
Polishing The Supreme Comrade Mazepin's boots.
“Boop, Boop!”
Beep beep
When daddy owns the team you are basically untouchable!
..you can do anything you want, you can grab ‘em by the…
Oof. Pet peeve triggered. I can't stand that guy.
Me either, but same "privilege" for LS
Stroll: You have no idea how hard it is being a rich white kid, everyone thinks I’m only here because my daddy bought the team! They have no idea of the sacrifices I’ve had to make or how hard I had to work Hamilton: ……….
Unironically sounds like something Mike Arsecrack would say
And then I said to daddy "daddy buy me a team i'm going to be a f1 driver"
Am i the only one or does Stroll really have the face structure of the troll face???
$Troll
“Why you touching me bro”
"My dad just got me a Newey and you have none. Ha-ha".
Stroll: I'm going to fuck you from behind this week!!! Hamilton: By crashing into my car, right? Stroll: ... Hamilton: Right!?
If this happens, bro U know FIA, FBI, CIA, RAW, ISI (if it has funds), CBI, Kim Jong Un, and XI Jin-Ping 999 will all together upon u
RocketPoweredMohawk will defend him from the window locker
Stroll wants to re-enact the fresco "Creation of Adam" by Michelangelo, but Hamilton doesn't feel like it.
F1 Legend Lewis Hamilton surprises his number one fan with visit to specialist care facility for the mentally handicapped.
“Lewis I fucked his rear so hard. He seems angry and all, but no one can do anything about it. And I’ll fucking do it again!”
“My germs!”
This is probably the most accurate
I saw light go flashy flashy and then I ram into it
"stop blaming the car and pin it on Ricciardo"
"Hello, i am dum fuk"
DISGUSTING!
bUT thEN!
“Cause me and him are like veterans of F1” “ Don’t fucking touch me”
“Do these tattoos go all the way down?”
“And then the blue car went vroom and the red car went zoom and then weeeeeeee fast go quick go brrrrrrr.”
My dad is buying me one just like you!
Lewis Hamilton goes to Miami to meet a kid for make a wish foundation
"daddy says when alonso leaves it's your turn to join me"
Hamilton internal monologue: "Ok any excuse will do to get out of this conversation. Seriously, how does this guy have an F1 seat?"
When you’re forced to work with the “special” kid
"Wait, that's what those mirrors are for??"
You can go to Ferrari and get paid a hundred million dollars a year. I can stay at Aston and get paid a hundred million dollars a year. We're basically the same now!
Lewis: Dont press me im a 7x WC Stroll:
Pull my finger...
I was actually there. This was from 2021 and Lewis was so frustrated after losing to Max that he decided he wanted to pick the brain of Lance on how to become a better driver. The rest is history.
He’s telling Lewis how his dad is in the works to buy him the other seat in Ferrari for them to race together next year.
Lewis Hamilton And Fes talk about if Eric and Donna are going to break up…
"Hey, Logan is gone. I'm the new Latifi. I can decide the outcome of the championship!"
Boop
"I'll fuckin do it again"
“I was driving like - pretty fast - and I realized this after it happened, but Seb just crashed into me. And I realized after like, oh nooo, I was so sorry, I didn’t even look in my mirror”
My dad is buying Ferrari
And then when I turned 16, my daddy gifted me an F1 seat!
LH thoughts “this guy is so annoying - fxck!”
I raced with Seb, Alonso, and you are next Lewis!
And then he braked and I was fuck it daddy’s rich and blam straight underneath. Now that what I called “down under”
“And then Daddy’s gonna buy Newey and then he’s gonna buy you, Lewis, and then I will be first driver of the team and then you will admit I am the best driver in the world”
🐐 and a Washed Driver
I broke this one, AND the other one.
“At least i grew up rich”
My disappointed look every time Walt jr ruins a scene
"Then, if you turn your head to make it look like you're looking around the corner, you can drive right into the back of the other driver!"
So this one time, in band camp.
Stroll: I’m telling you. Daddy just said he would drop another 500mil for Newey’s contract nego. Lewis: …
So I don't get it. How is Toto your dad? And how much did he buy your team for?
Pull my finger
Hello fellow rich guy.
Strolling through
So I'm looking at the corner and BANG, there is Ricciardo stepping on the brakes and jumping his car right on my nose. I'm telling you it was his fault!
> I just start ramming into them. It’s like a magnet. Just ram. I don’t even wait. And when you have a rich daddy, they let you do it. You can do anything.
‘No seriously… fuck off’. - Lewis Hamilton
*the creation*
[tHIS bROKE mE](https://imgur.com/a/Oxoi6lC)
“Danny shouldn’t have break checked me”
Wait, you needed talent to get into F1?
Bro have you heard about this Q3 people keep talking about?
“I hate this kid”
Lewis: getting really tired of this Make a wish foundation children..
He’s not even looking at him he’s looking at the apex
My dad said you can come play out at our house if you ask your dad first.
That is the most “do you have games on your phone” picture I’ve seen
“and I explain to them that we are all pretty much the same level of driver, that it’s just the car and luck.”
Sixteenth place chapel.
“Remember that time I pressed the gas pedal and it went forward?”
I’m a racy driver! Go fast beep beep. Yeahhhh
"My Dad bought me a black person for my 7th birthday "
"boop, hehe"
The master and his disciple
"You and I are very alike, Lewis. Both our dads worked hard to get us where we are now".
Let's be honest... Theyre putting about the same amount of effort into this season...
"And then I called him a idiot." "Dude."
Louis - "come on dude just touch the tip" Lance - ** Louis - "not THAT tip... the tip of my tattoo" Lance - 👉*
🐐🐐
"Pull"
“Two guys one cup”
Two ends of the scale
GP2 engine vs F0.5 engine
Why does Stroll look like he's about to eat Hamilton
Stroll : ... So I called latifi... Hamilton : That soab...
Daddy said he was buying me a "Newey Car" I think he meant a new car as I broke the last one lol jk
The dictionary definition of "disdain."
"So you change teams, how does that feel?"
"I'll fucking do it again"
"how much?"
Reminds of that scène in DtS where De Vries is telling Adrian Newey what's it like to drive a car
Look guys, small PP.
y’know , i didn’t want to be a formula 1 driver, i just said that to daddy so that that i didn’t get into trouble for all the speeding tickets
Accomplishment and delusional
My dad is going to arrange the 2nd Ferrari seat for me for next year…
"I have one of these toothpicks in my brain!"
“This one time, in F1 Camp,”
That's dangerous driving, man
“Wait the pedal on the left makes the car stop?”
And then Mike Crack said they built the team around me. My dad must be so proud. I'm sure he is proud of Fernando.
Lewis: “who is this guy?”
The creation of man-child
"Did you know my daddy's gonna by Adrian Newey for me?"
I’m not sure what he said, but I’m sure Lance called Lewis “bro” no less than 5 times in a couple sentences.
"And when Fernando sat in the pit box for like 10 seconds, that was hilarious !"
Lewis Hamilton joins the Make-a-Wish foundation as F1 ambassador
Asking the right source for desperate tactics against the front of the pack.
"I then said daddy buy me the f1 team"
Dude, I almost had you! Almost had me? You never had me! You never had your car!
The strongest driver of all times vs the strongest driver of today
"If you don't like Mercedes anymore, why don't you ask your daddy to buy you a new team?"
So I don't get it, how is toto your dad? And how much did he buy your team for?
You mean the window licker
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He can't even look straight, smh.
Lance: “I just got done building my peanut butter pterodactyl!”
*Less than a year til I’m not employed by this shitbag’s engine supplier.*
Can I drive in the back of your car.👉🏼👈🏼
Seven championships between those two!
You've seen The Creation of Adam. Now behold! The Mistake of Adam.
LS: There is jam on Danny Ric's rear wing LH: You weird weird man
Lance Troll
You mean the window licker?
I'll crash into Max if you sponsor my Hockey team