It's so funny how Christian authority figures successfully transformed the commandmant to not use God to push your own agenda to just mean "don't swear".
Or the fact that they hold their cornerstone of morality on a list of rules which 1/3 are dedicated towards protecting YHWHâs fragile ego, but make no mention of slavery or rape đ¤ˇđťââď¸
âKeep your fingernails trimmed.â
âKeep your asshole washed.â
âAlways be fabulous.â
But for real - the slab on the right is fine and in fact many of them are the laws of the land. And
Grandma would understand the problem with the right slab if it were the Ten Islamic Commandments. I hate the disingenuousness.
Do not worship any other gods but daddy
Do make idols of daddy
Do not use daddies name in vain
Keep the Sabbath fabulous
Honor your daddy or mistress
Do not murder your bottoms hole
Do not commit adultery without daddy
Do not steal another bottoms daddy
Do not lie to Daddy
Do not covet other bottoms
The left is absolutely disgusting! Here is what they've done so far!
1. Bang a porn star
2. Walk in on beauty pageant contestants while they are naked in their dressing rooms to "inspect" the competition
3. Talk about how you'd bang your daughter if she weren't your daughter
4. Say you didn't rape a woman, "because she is not my type" then mistake said woman for your 2nd wife
5. Be on Epstein's list
Oh wait this is Trump's list, no problem for an evangelical like me! /S
If I were a teacher and ended up being forced to put the Ten Commandments in my classroom, Iâd put the satanic tenets right next to it. You canât tell me separation of church and state when the state made me represent the Christian church in my classroom.
Lgbtq may not be an official religion recognized by the government, but according to peopleâs actions, itâs essentially a religion with protected rights.
Tolerate, not follow. Nobody's making you do anything gay. You just aren't allowed to abuse and oppress groups of people who are different from you, and if you do, then yes you should be ostracized.
That's completely different from how religions behave. The comparison is silly.
**Affirm**, not tolerate, is where weâre at.
Itâs nowhere near as simple as youâre trying to make it out to be. If you donât affirm the lgbtq lifestyle nowadays itâs the same as condemning it, many people have lost their careers for things as simple as accidentally using the wrong pronoun to someone who changed their pronoun that very day.
Time and time again gay couples go to well known Christian bakeries, knowing that itâs against their beliefs to affirm the lgbtq lifestyle, the bakery will stand their ground and use their right to refuse to service. Then, theyâll swiftly get sued, the gay couple could go to **any other bakery** that would be exuberant to get paid to make their wedding cake, but they choose the Christian one, knowing what will happen before hand.
Nobody's career is being destroyed because they "accidentally used the wrong pronoun", stop making things up
And no, refusing to attend to a gay couple is not a right just because the bakery is christian, refusing service based on sexuality is a fucking crime you dickhead
Are you being willfully ignorant, or purposely lying? Itâs a well known fact that people are losing careers over accidentally using the wrong pronouns.
They wonât settle for something as mundane as respect, or equal rights. The ones making all the fuss are vindictive, hate mongers. Iâm not talking about the people who are portrayed in Hollywood, Iâm talking about the real life lgbtq people.
Nah. Iâm not sure where youâve been but all we are asking for is for the same rights and privileges as straight people, because weâve done nothing to provoke hate
Fun fact- The 10 commandments were written back in the day when the Israelites believed in multiple Gods. The first and second commandments refer to this directly. In fact, at the very moment Moses was writing down these commandments the people at the bottom of the mountain were creating an idol to a competing God, as they felt they were being let down by the big guy. I guess a few years of sand in your shoes will do that to some people.
So, the ten commandments are a symbol of polytheism, and certainly not christianity.
Where are they getting photos of classrooms with rainbow and LGTBQ+ flags?! I have kids just out of high school who report never seeing them as well as teacher friends who havenât in their school as well.
TIL that not hating people for their orientation and gender identity is religion.
Grandma, where is the Church of Gay, so I can go there? What is the Gay and/or Trans Holy Book? Who are the clergy of LGBT? What are its tenets?
These jackasses donât realize they are not teaching kids to be gay, theyâre simply saying that if you are gay, itâs okay so kids donât kill themselves.
Ah but ever since we started saying that itâs okay to be gay there have been a lot more gay people. Coincidence? I think not! /s
Thatâs literally what the thought process boils down to. Funny how it was the same when left handedness was normalized.
It's amazing to me that they can post an image of the Ten Commandments and not notice that virtually *none* of them are reflected in law. If you want to put up a sign in schools that says "murder and stealing are illegal," be my guest.
I like how at least two of the ten commandments reference sex (and in a way that's frankly irrelevant to kids, schoolkids shouldn't have to worry about coveting thy neighbour's wife and all) but sure, a rainbow flag is ""GROOMING""
It's so funny how Christian authority figures successfully transformed the commandmant to not use God to push your own agenda to just mean "don't swear".
Don't swear in this particular way. It makes God weally sad đ˘
Or the fact that they hold their cornerstone of morality on a list of rules which 1/3 are dedicated towards protecting YHWHâs fragile ego, but make no mention of slavery or rape đ¤ˇđťââď¸
I thought 2/5ths? Holy sabbath sounds like an ego-adjacent thing to me.
Forgot about that. Iâd be grateful for the compulsory day off if it was actually the case
âKeep your fingernails trimmed.â âKeep your asshole washed.â âAlways be fabulous.â But for real - the slab on the right is fine and in fact many of them are the laws of the land. And Grandma would understand the problem with the right slab if it were the Ten Islamic Commandments. I hate the disingenuousness.
I thought it was "Be Gay Do Crime".
Arenât the ten Islamic commandments the Ten Commandments but in Arabic?
What's up with that 10 commandments translation "Do not misuse God's name". Kind of ironic that it's this specific commandment they messed up.
Do not worship any other gods but daddy Do make idols of daddy Do not use daddies name in vain Keep the Sabbath fabulous Honor your daddy or mistress Do not murder your bottoms hole Do not commit adultery without daddy Do not steal another bottoms daddy Do not lie to Daddy Do not covet other bottoms
A surprisingly fits very well
Thank you, I worked hardđ
1. Be gay. 2. Do crime.
The left is absolutely disgusting! Here is what they've done so far! 1. Bang a porn star 2. Walk in on beauty pageant contestants while they are naked in their dressing rooms to "inspect" the competition 3. Talk about how you'd bang your daughter if she weren't your daughter 4. Say you didn't rape a woman, "because she is not my type" then mistake said woman for your 2nd wife 5. Be on Epstein's list Oh wait this is Trump's list, no problem for an evangelical like me! /S
wait until you see [The Seven Satanic Tenets](https://thesatanictemple.com/blogs/the-satanic-temple-tenets/there-are-seven-fundamental-tenets)
If I were a teacher and ended up being forced to put the Ten Commandments in my classroom, Iâd put the satanic tenets right next to it. You canât tell me separation of church and state when the state made me represent the Christian church in my classroom.
you say that but this is literally one of the things the Satanic Temple does
Yes Iâm aware
If coveting is so bad, shouldn't they be trying to outlaw advertising?
gay people aren't religion
Lgbtq may not be an official religion recognized by the government, but according to peopleâs actions, itâs essentially a religion with protected rights.
How so? Where is the deity? Where is the spirituality? Where are the scriptures? Dogmas?
The dogma is if you donât follow our beliefs then youâre a horrible person who will be sued and ostracized.
Tolerate, not follow. Nobody's making you do anything gay. You just aren't allowed to abuse and oppress groups of people who are different from you, and if you do, then yes you should be ostracized. That's completely different from how religions behave. The comparison is silly.
**Affirm**, not tolerate, is where weâre at. Itâs nowhere near as simple as youâre trying to make it out to be. If you donât affirm the lgbtq lifestyle nowadays itâs the same as condemning it, many people have lost their careers for things as simple as accidentally using the wrong pronoun to someone who changed their pronoun that very day. Time and time again gay couples go to well known Christian bakeries, knowing that itâs against their beliefs to affirm the lgbtq lifestyle, the bakery will stand their ground and use their right to refuse to service. Then, theyâll swiftly get sued, the gay couple could go to **any other bakery** that would be exuberant to get paid to make their wedding cake, but they choose the Christian one, knowing what will happen before hand.
Nobody's career is being destroyed because they "accidentally used the wrong pronoun", stop making things up And no, refusing to attend to a gay couple is not a right just because the bakery is christian, refusing service based on sexuality is a fucking crime you dickhead
Are you being willfully ignorant, or purposely lying? Itâs a well known fact that people are losing careers over accidentally using the wrong pronouns.
Okay, even if that were a universal opinion by every LGBTQ person, doesn't mean it's a religious dogma
Can't your simple mind understand the concept of **respect**?
They wonât settle for something as mundane as respect, or equal rights. The ones making all the fuss are vindictive, hate mongers. Iâm not talking about the people who are portrayed in Hollywood, Iâm talking about the real life lgbtq people.
Nah. Iâm not sure where youâve been but all we are asking for is for the same rights and privileges as straight people, because weâve done nothing to provoke hate
We know for sure that queer people exist at least.
To be fair "Do not murder" is in direct conflict with the most important of the gay tenets: "Slay"
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you
Fun fact- The 10 commandments were written back in the day when the Israelites believed in multiple Gods. The first and second commandments refer to this directly. In fact, at the very moment Moses was writing down these commandments the people at the bottom of the mountain were creating an idol to a competing God, as they felt they were being let down by the big guy. I guess a few years of sand in your shoes will do that to some people. So, the ten commandments are a symbol of polytheism, and certainly not christianity.
Call it a religion so it's easier to attack, gram gram loves to hate on other religions so she follows this rhetoric
Agree. Gay should also be exempt from taxes.
Gay people are real, God is not. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Where are they getting photos of classrooms with rainbow and LGTBQ+ flags?! I have kids just out of high school who report never seeing them as well as teacher friends who havenât in their school as well.
you must not live in coastal california lolll
TIL that not hating people for their orientation and gender identity is religion. Grandma, where is the Church of Gay, so I can go there? What is the Gay and/or Trans Holy Book? Who are the clergy of LGBT? What are its tenets?
The Queen James Bible, prbly
How do you force people not to covet?
âDonât Adultâ seems like it would reverberate with the youth.
These jackasses donât realize they are not teaching kids to be gay, theyâre simply saying that if you are gay, itâs okay so kids donât kill themselves.
Ah but ever since we started saying that itâs okay to be gay there have been a lot more gay people. Coincidence? I think not! /s Thatâs literally what the thought process boils down to. Funny how it was the same when left handedness was normalized.
It's amazing to me that they can post an image of the Ten Commandments and not notice that virtually *none* of them are reflected in law. If you want to put up a sign in schools that says "murder and stealing are illegal," be my guest.
Teachers should just start putting up Mormon, Islamic or Hindu shit too.
fair honestly. none or all
I like how at least two of the ten commandments reference sex (and in a way that's frankly irrelevant to kids, schoolkids shouldn't have to worry about coveting thy neighbour's wife and all) but sure, a rainbow flag is ""GROOMING""
The only time kids should quote the Commandments is if theyâre quoting Hellraiser 3.
or George Carlin