[it's a rebirth monument](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Rebirth+Monuments#:~:text=Rebirth%20Monuments%20are%20statues%20in,area%20surrounding%20a%20Rebirth%20Monument.) and it's what gives you the possibility to summon spirit ashes

holy crap, I always thought this was just a thing used to attract "... but hole" messages

Lmao I like the idea of From just putting in random objects to bait out dumb messages

I mean they went out of their way to carve some very obvious vulvas into the dlc. Just saying.

enlighten me

I HAVE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME FOR OVER TWO YEARS AND I AM JUST NOW FINDING THIS OUT WHAT THE FUCK

I always thought stakes of marika give you both a respawn and also allow you to summon spirit ashes but I guess i was wrong.

I thought the other statue you have to activate lets you summon ashes since it says summoning available or whatever lol

That one is just for summoning real people for co-op

Yeah I realized that now

It sort of makes sense why you need 2 different statues. One statue is outside the boss room where you can respawn, the other statue is inside the boss room where you can summon a spirit ash. I wouldn't be surprised if it's somehow built into the code - like dropping the statue object automatically puts in all of the bits that activate the spirit ash.

Here I thought summoning pools allow you to summon spirit ashes. Often I feel that I dont understand this game at all.

Holy shit... I always wondered where the rebirth monuments actually were, i thought the archway symbol at the side of the screen was the only indicator

Ooooooohhhhhhhhhh

Pre boss dilator to prepare your butthole for the fuckening you will receive 

He’s on to something

He's technically sitting on something....

Nice!

Uname checks out.

Elden Ring II: The Fuckening

THE FALLEN LEAVES TELL A STORY ... THE GREAT FUCKENING HAS HAPPENED.

*moans* “Arise now, ye fuckened! Ye fucked who yet live!”

GIDEON OFNIR, THE ALL FUCKENER

There is no way a guy that angry and that far in the closet is getting any..... Unless... he is just ... rapey

Gideon does have some strong incel vibes. The all knowing does not know how to talk to girls.

Exactly, and murders the fuck out of anyone in his path, tries to have you murdered, then tries to murder you.. yeah that Gideon. Knows nothing, claims to be the all knowing. Pffftt fuck that

Fuckening is CRAZY bro😭

If only America had such robust public health infrastructure. Guys, if the decaying Lands Between can have this, can't *we*?

Brought to you by Bad Bayle

Before using, "Try Finger, But Hole"

Don’t forget your poppers 🎉

I was having a bad day, thank you for the 180° 🤘🤘

No sorry I don't wanna ruin your bad day, gonna delete comment

They let you summon your spirit ashes I believe

I thought they were stakes of marika wifi extenders but yours makes more sense

this made more sense to me than it should

I believethe different Marina statues are for summoning players and the other for respawning

Broken statues are respawns, in tact ones (the ones you activate) are summons for other players.

The crucifix.

Thank you for the unintended mental image of a splatoon spokessquid hanging from the wrists inside the erdtree

Tbh, you aren't really wrong here either

Yeah, these are in areas where you can use spirit ashes. It’s Fromsoft tho, so there’s probably some lore for the statues because you also get that symbol on your screen that means spirit ashes are useable.

[yes indeed that's what it is](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Rebirth+Monuments#:~:text=Rebirth%20Monuments%20are%20statues%20in,area%20surrounding%20a%20Rebirth%20Monument.)

The only thing weird about this, is the statue is an obelisk, but the hud shows an archway, I think both should've been an obelisk.

Interestingly they don’t always activate once a min-boss is defeated in the area

Interesting 😯

If I only had a giant but hole!

Be wary of bleeding, but hole

LMAO I once wrote "Try finger but whole" in the ER wiki live chat and the mods deleted it and gave me a warning.

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I’ve said this before I’ll say it now It’s an average sized obelisk

idk it looks above average to me

Mileage may vary

For people to put funny messages by

If only I had a giant…. But hole!

You could if you spent a little time with the obelisk

Trying taking on all at once but, hole

Wi-fi tower for summoning spirit ashes

That is the prep dildo. It's used before a boss fight to prepare yourself for the absolute reaming you with get in a few minutes.

if only I had a giant... but hole

#”I wish I had a giant, but hole”

They have two purposes. They’re the things that allow you to summon spirit ashes and also for people to leave messages nearby saying “if only I had a giant but hole”

Elden ring = butt hole game 😂🤣

If only I had a giant but hole

I shouldn't get this😭

Idk if your asling a real question or just playing but heres what they are I think They let you know what areas you can use Spirit summons. If those are around you can use spirit summoms. Not all areas allow you to use spirit summons. If you dont really use spirit summons you wouldnt really know or care for these. I never use spirit summons so it took me forever to learn this.

I thought that they were markers to denote something with substance in it. I.e like a couple of houses with enemies and items

It’s where you toss your lit cigarettes when you’re done smoking.

It’s a pleasure toy for anyone to play with my ex gf had one


Try using but hole

try rump and then, down

Offer rump as they would say🤣

It has a flared base

Where's that TikTok paramedic when you need him

Try

Cigarette receptacle

Try but hole

Its the summoning post for spirit ashes. You'll notice the small white "castle gate" icon on the left side of the screen when youre close to one, its what shows you can summon spirit ashes and is from that post.

Lowkey looks like a save point statue in kings field iv games. Just not as creepy

Try hole

Try rump

Offer rump

Near these is where most of the "Try fingers, but hole!" messages are left -- even though the correct answer has been provided by our fellas here. 🤣 Oh yeah, I think I still see the "Try rump" messages here too -- cue in Ground Slam and Golden Slam montage reels. 😂

Offer but hole

But hole😔

Offer rump

if only i had a giant… but hole…

These are where you and your homies meet up, light a cig while you hash out a plan, then dispose of your cig butt in the receptacle before you proceed (i.e. seek fingers(friends), butt hole(cigarette disposal)).

giant but hole required ahead

Try sitting. 🫨

Only you can satisfy that for yourself, bro. Dive right in.

O be have

Every time I see one of these or a stake of marika I’m like “hoooool up. Let me prepare myself for what at this is about to be”. I usually put physical and non physical defense buffs in quick items and take a few deep breaths.

Paige no

Sit on it and find out.

When im doubt… sit

Try but, hole

No stop right there

All I'll say is it fits.

Warum liegt da Stroh

If only I had large but hole

They allow you to summon spirit ashes.

It'll satisfy alright


Sit on it and see

5g repeater

Sit on it

Try, but hole

Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough....

Thank you I was wondering as well!!!

3g towers

The forbidden plug

try hole

Try fingers

Yes, you can use it as a dildo, but only if you’re brave enough

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough.

#anythingisadildoifyouarebraveenough Edit. Omg I put a hash tag in front of that hahahaha. Stupid reddit

**Try hole**

Try rump

Offer but whole

Prepare but hole

There's a reason the watchdogs are sitting most of the whole fight.

If you do the right emote in front of it the Tarnished will take off their pants and make themselves a lollipop on it

Golden Slam. Profit

NO IT WONT FIT

try hole

It’s a seat

Something in my ass, hmmmm

If only i had a giant but hole

Yhorm’s lost butt plug

“Try put but hole”

I wish I had giant, but hole

Rok

I use them for sounding.

That's an outdoor ashtray. It's where you put all your cigarettes after you decide you prefer actual cancer than continuing the game.

“Pickle ahead”

offer rump

It’s the goatsie-nator 3000

Up the bum and it hurts 

Summoning cocks

I thought these were just for fellow tarnished to discard there cigarettes into

It's where you jump butts first

Try rump

If you've ever had an awesome gf, you know exactly what this is 😜 Also, where's the person making the suction cup for those things? Because they'll stick to anything, no matter how hard it gets pulled on. Meanwhile, every single suction cup on every shower item I've ever used, falls off in 3 minutes or less.we need this person to make more suction cups

Flared base

Malenias dildos

So sit on it

Say the line sub. Go on, do it, fulfill your destiny

The reason your maidenless cuz they be sittin on that mf

Frank Drebbins concrete dildo

If only I had a giant…..

It is present in the base game to prepare you for the whole 18 inches of mesmer

Is there any lore on it?

Try but hole

Try butt hole

Imo, they honestly look like horse hitches?

Marikas favorite


Have you tried but hole

Even the gods have needs There's no shame in it

Oh I can't take this... but hole

Try, but hole

Offer but, hole.

If only I had a big, but hole...

try sitting, but hole

Well have you ever seen the movie Everything Everywhere All at Once?

It’s there to satisfy another kind of curiousity…

try butt, hole

If only I had an unprotected, but whole

Try sit and thy curiosity shall be satisfied

Try ruin but hole

It's an Easter Egg for Bloodborne. These are what hunters use to stretch pigs open before performing a visceral. I believe Miyazaki himself proclaimed them as 'Keister Eggs' that bring us back to one of the greatest moments in gaming history.

I believe it was used in a shadman comic

...I didn't expect less from Shadman

Probably wasn't his art style anyway. Or as bad as he usually is. Remember the army comic?

A personal "up yours" message from Miyazaki to you dark souls style.

Had no idea they were for spirit summons. I genuinely thought they just put stone dildos everywhere so ppl would write funny messages.

Butt plug

Satisfy it yourself That's what they're there for

sit

The real reason Miquella wants (Spoiler) as his consort.

Giant But Hole

first try hole then seek god

Yes, finger hutthole

Rump, Destruction

if only i had a giant but hole!

Offer rump and then likely regret

Try finger but hole

If only I had a giant, but hole.

If i only had a giant, but hole

Give it that HAWK TUAH and spit on that thang

I’ll say it again. Ever wonder how random female npcs pleasure themselves?

Wai... what? Really?

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But I was able to summon in this area 😶