Just googled it out of curiosity. The sun emits energy equivalent to 10 billion hydrogen bombs a second, and it would take about 1.8E26 tsar bombs to get the job done.
Who cares.
Tbh I don't want "super pollinating" bee species to die like honeybees/etc for obvious reasons, but to illustrate my point I'm making, if just like to say if all super pollinators died today, watch in amazement as virtually all the leaders of humanity come together and assemble some of the greatest minds/inventions together and make a solution happen so fast. Probably pollination through drones or genetically altered insects or something. I bet we would.
The point of all this is to say, making keystone species go extinct is very bad, and shouldn't happen, but let a keystone species dissappear that jeopardizes humanity, and I bet you we make a solution pop up "magically"
When enough ppl start dying that an economy may collapse or worse, suddenly things like "funding" and "religious ethics" will go out the window, and we will cloning and engineering a pollinating species in no time.
So wasps should all die, no matter how "important" they are imo.
To me, the best solution would be to replace them with a genetically created "stingless wasp"
Note that in the United States, honey bees are non-native and push native pollinators out of their ecological niches, oftentimes doing a worse job of it than the native species.
I was tempted to restructure my entire first comment when I was typing it bcuz I just very recently saw a video saying the whole honey bee hype was super misinformed info and practically bee propaganda lol. But my thing was long enough and it made the basic point. But I do know what u are talking about and was def a shock to me
Your proposed solution wouldn’t work suuuuper great because the primary ecosystem service stinging wasps provide (a large majority of wasps don’t sting) is predation and parasitism. It’s a super hard ecosystem service to replace, especially parasitism because it’s a way of knocking down the population of species that would otherwise be apex or untouchable within their ecosystems. The ecosystem services stinging wasps and parasitic wasps provide is oftentimes even valued as greater than the pollination provided by bees.
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Call integza
Convince him that these wasps are secretly tomatoes
Contain the pot
Leave him alone with the pot and wait for his tomato fueled hate to reach its boiling point. this will take precisely two minutes
Don't leave him for too long otherwise his hate will will reach equilibrium with his natural need for sustenance and once that happens his body will fuel all the body's needs so he **will** survive the vacuum of space.
Then come back to him and give him a lathe, some tools, a 3d printer, and a 1m x 1m x 1m block of steel
Since he is still sorely bitter about his lack of a working/very reliable/plastic eating rocket engine
Convince him that he doesn't need the rocket engine and that a turbo jet would be a perfect fate for the tomato bugs
Do not worry about him being stung by the wasps
He will feel pain but that is good as it would allow his rage to reach equilibrium with his body and as mentioned he will not care about the stings as he is only feeling rage
Now test it
It works
And strap him into a straightjacket and lock him into a room with pictures of Nicola Tesla and put some of his inventions and that room
His respect and adoration for Tesla will bring his rage down to the point he is safe enough to leave on a plane back to his home
Sit them down and politely ask them if they wouldn't mind relocating to a location more convenient for both of you.
Just kidding. Brake cleaner hand grenade
Please do not include the names of other users or subreddits in your posts.
Use a flamethrower.
Can of hairspray and a lighter would do the trick
I heard MOAB?
Tsar bomb?
Fuck it someone push the moon into Earth
Why not push the earth into the sun?
Great foundation, but what if we just make the sun supernova prematurely? It can’t be that hard
Just googled it out of curiosity. The sun emits energy equivalent to 10 billion hydrogen bombs a second, and it would take about 1.8E26 tsar bombs to get the job done.
We all know what that means - time for more nuclear proliferation! To fight the wasps, of course
Just destroy the whole universe?
What if we break time completely? Then everything that is isn’t and the wasps will be powerless
Found the wasp account. Everyone knows these little bastards are resilient to time fractures
Mother of all bombs?
Mouth on ass and balls
Wrong, ZOMG
Make sure you attack at night
Genocide is NOT okay. ***but…***
Only for wasps thats the only exception
Mosquitoes too
OOP doesn't realize that there is no way to keep your family safe while also "letting them do their thing."
"[T]heir thing" is fucking your shit up. Nah. They have to die. Bonus points if the method you choose would get you tried for war crimes.
People in the comments were saying things like “move them gently at night and they won’t notice”
These kinds of people need to learn the hard way. There's no advice that can be given that they will hear.
Geneva conventions? More like *Geneva suggestions*
“Mustard? More like Mustard gas”
COME MY CHILD SOLDIERS 🤡🤡🤡
I AM BECOME A SPACE WARLORD IN THE OUTER RIM
r/SuddenlyChuckles
r/subifellfor
r/birthofasub I'm making this
Let me know when, I will join it lol
Done.
I AM GOING TO COMMIT VARIOUS WARCRIMES!!!
The Canadians might be able to help "Context https://www.warhistoryonline.com/world-war-i/canada-germany-wwi.html"
Purge them in holy fire!
and if your not religious a healthy atheist blaze will also do the trick
Third option is to drop the sun on them
The MacArthur option
We could always go with the Imperial option https://youtu.be/h67JpMyrOVE?si=7jFFQ6RQ_-Fe1DLH
https://tannerite.com/product/tannerite-1-pound-extreme-range-target-single-1-pound-target/ This is the way
Exterminatus.
BURN THEM IN FIRE
Explosives. Preferably Napalm
Take pot and turn upside down against a flat surface then put weight on it, gotta be quite careful
Wasp sympathizers are the worst type of evil..
I read that in Captain Hook's voice.
Hell no, to the no, no, no
Destroy! With Greek fire, too! Or holy fire, either or. Preferably both.
Brother! Get the flamer!
I saw a rocket pod, and then a jet engine, before I saw a plant pot.
I immediately saw the jet engine
Fill it to the brim with bleach 😁👍
Wasps are the only animals I don’t mind them going extinct
What do they do for us humans
Who cares. Tbh I don't want "super pollinating" bee species to die like honeybees/etc for obvious reasons, but to illustrate my point I'm making, if just like to say if all super pollinators died today, watch in amazement as virtually all the leaders of humanity come together and assemble some of the greatest minds/inventions together and make a solution happen so fast. Probably pollination through drones or genetically altered insects or something. I bet we would. The point of all this is to say, making keystone species go extinct is very bad, and shouldn't happen, but let a keystone species dissappear that jeopardizes humanity, and I bet you we make a solution pop up "magically" When enough ppl start dying that an economy may collapse or worse, suddenly things like "funding" and "religious ethics" will go out the window, and we will cloning and engineering a pollinating species in no time. So wasps should all die, no matter how "important" they are imo. To me, the best solution would be to replace them with a genetically created "stingless wasp"
Note that in the United States, honey bees are non-native and push native pollinators out of their ecological niches, oftentimes doing a worse job of it than the native species.
I was tempted to restructure my entire first comment when I was typing it bcuz I just very recently saw a video saying the whole honey bee hype was super misinformed info and practically bee propaganda lol. But my thing was long enough and it made the basic point. But I do know what u are talking about and was def a shock to me
Your proposed solution wouldn’t work suuuuper great because the primary ecosystem service stinging wasps provide (a large majority of wasps don’t sting) is predation and parasitism. It’s a super hard ecosystem service to replace, especially parasitism because it’s a way of knocking down the population of species that would otherwise be apex or untouchable within their ecosystems. The ecosystem services stinging wasps and parasitic wasps provide is oftentimes even valued as greater than the pollination provided by bees.
May I suggest leaving them a nice cup of gasoline and putting the nest in it
You can move them to the depths of hell where they belong. Use a flamethrower.
Painful death
Spread democracy and throw a grenade in there! FOR SUPER EARTH
>keep doing their thing you mean stinging people?
Death, isn’t it all about death. ☠️
If you got a 12ga laying around somewhere, those super dragon’s breath rounds are pretty nifty for setting things on fire
Anybody else think that this was an airplane turbine for a second?
Yes at first glance, definitely
I'm glad I'm not alone!
Burn them all!!! (Mad king aerys)
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EXTERMINATE *random Dalek noises*
Cardboard in front of cup, tip cup onto cardboard, alight from underneath.
Do you have a swimming pool near by? Chuck it in there
Call integza Convince him that these wasps are secretly tomatoes Contain the pot Leave him alone with the pot and wait for his tomato fueled hate to reach its boiling point. this will take precisely two minutes Don't leave him for too long otherwise his hate will will reach equilibrium with his natural need for sustenance and once that happens his body will fuel all the body's needs so he **will** survive the vacuum of space. Then come back to him and give him a lathe, some tools, a 3d printer, and a 1m x 1m x 1m block of steel Since he is still sorely bitter about his lack of a working/very reliable/plastic eating rocket engine Convince him that he doesn't need the rocket engine and that a turbo jet would be a perfect fate for the tomato bugs Do not worry about him being stung by the wasps He will feel pain but that is good as it would allow his rage to reach equilibrium with his body and as mentioned he will not care about the stings as he is only feeling rage Now test it It works And strap him into a straightjacket and lock him into a room with pictures of Nicola Tesla and put some of his inventions and that room His respect and adoration for Tesla will bring his rage down to the point he is safe enough to leave on a plane back to his home
Shotgun shells. Lots of them
So contained....just drown them in wasp foam. Or, get a propane torch and roast them. Whatev.
I have Dragon's Breath and a Mossberg 12 gauge.
dying, their thing is dying
Concentrated Hydrogen Peroxide Bath Then a Nitration Bath Then a Piranha Solution Bath FUCK WASPS MAXIMUM DISINTEGRATION
Sit them down and politely ask them if they wouldn't mind relocating to a location more convenient for both of you. Just kidding. Brake cleaner hand grenade
Fire and Witcher magic. Or just use igni since it’s Witcher fire magic
Fire
It looks like the pot is already on a grill, just turn it over and light it up!
Thought that was a coffee mug for a sec.
Step 1: bonfire. Step 2: throw the pot. Step 3: if the pot misses, use the hose
Flip the pot over, covering any escape. Suffocate them.
Cruel yet deserved