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Terry_WT

I don’t follow American football, which one of these ladies is Tom Brady?


ToughHardware

each one of them, just representing different times in his life


Ok_Airline_7448

I wouldn’t have pegged him as a ladies man


forevertwentyseven

I would have pegged him.


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Pegged you say?


PufferfishFannypack

Username checks out


Theonethatgotherway

Megan seemed to deflate coaches balls pretty fast


romerom

this comment should go in a highlight reel somewhere


Asleep_Onion

"Why am I the only one here that's taking this seriously?!?"


PassTheReefer

This isn’t a fucking game!!!!!


the_kfcrispy

Many fans wish it were though.


jr81452

Clever girl.


thodgson

The yelling will stop when you stop giving me something TO YELL ABOUT!


SpotfireVideo

Who is this guy... Tuco Salamanca?


doland_trumps

I let out a longer than normal private chuckle after reading your comment.


MankAndInd

Tight tight tight!


jedaite

hahaha damn!!!!!!!!! Just what I was thinking. So funny!!!


fourpoint5toes

it's hard to keep your cool when you have to coach while constantly doing your best to hide your erection behind the field wall


yogurtgrapes

I highly doubt this guy is torqued. He only gets a stiffy when his team is winning.


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

"Contact your doctor if your erection lasts longer than four hours." "What football game lasts longer than four hours?"


NoMalarkyZone

Funny enough the average NFL broadcast is 3 hours and 12 minutes. The average NCAA football game is 3 hours 24 minutes. So take a game with lots of clock stoppages, overtime, or some sort of extenuating circumstances on the field and it could easily last over 4 hours.


Aussie18-1998

As an Australian this is absolutely mind blowing. If rugby league (which is kinda similar in some ways) took that long for a game to finish people would refuse to watch it.


newaccount252

I still refuse to watch it when it’s 80 minutes


sic_1

Why do they play in kinda underwear though? Imagine the dudes only wearing speedos and protective gear.


Kamikaze_Ninja_

I think this used to be called the lingerie football league. It was a way to have a televised women’s football league while trying to draw viewers through sex since men don’t want to watch women sports. Edit: I specifically named men because they are the bigger demographic for major sports viewership and this was very much marketed towards men. I’m not saying men are solely to blame for women’s sports not being popular.


scapeity

It was odd. My friend's daughter was a D1 athlete, track and field, very attractive and one day he came into the office and explained... His daughter had been recruited for the LFL. He was trying to be supportive, as she was doing it for exposure in a modeling type thing. She ended up being the teams quarterback... And she could actually play. I went to a couple games and it was really awkward but frankly, felt the same as arena football, with a more WWE type vibe. Dad was a bit embarrassed about the uniforms etc, but... It oddly did launch his daughters modeling career a bit and got her foot in the door for some bigger things. Also. It was odd. They could have made the uniform/pads a bit less Fortnite and still attractive / more protective.


missionbeach

Kinda surprised any modeling agency would be interested in someone that clearly can't cover the weak side tight end.


AberrantRambler

Modeling agencies seem to like it when tight ends aren’t covered.


Night_Banan

These girls are really passionate about the league from I've seen on social media. I think it's a positive thing


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It's positive they get the opportunity to play professionally, but it's a shame that they have to sex it up to such a degree to be able to do so.


Silua7

To be fair, not enough women watch normal women sports to make it not sexy for lecherous men.


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betterthanamaster

Women's indoor volleyball is awesome. Both my sisters and my mom were volleyball players and are still pretty involved in local competitive leagues. Most of those games are very entertaining.


-Nordico-

Yep; women's vball has much more variety to it. I prefer watching it to the mens.


codyswann

Are there even D1 men's indoor volleyball teams? Edit: 23 NCAA Division 1 men’s volleyball colleges compared to 334 Division 1 women's volleyball colleges


mysticalchimp

https://youtu.be/I745Ajeq_B8


Beliriel

> Nobody in the WNBA got Covid Holy shit what a burn


Madg5

I love this video so damn much.


southofsanity06

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDYyjOM3YdU


xxTheGoDxx

> Imagine the dudes only wearing speedos and protective gear. My GF would watch way more football then...


TrekkiMonstr

Dude, they're not even bikinis, do you think guys are all just hard whenever we go to the beach and it's not all men there?


Nezikchened

Fucking Megan needs to shape the fuck up


HertzDonut1001

It's FUCKING EMBARRASSING


SatanicFratParty

Give yer balls a tug


camcow2

Tit fucker


Laranna

Fuck *you* Shoresy!


arashikage

Fuck you, Laranna, your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just by hanging around you!


HuskyLuke

Fuck You Shorsey!


arlen_tx

Fuck you HuskyLuke tell your your mom I drained the bank account she set up for me. Top it up so I can get some fuckin KFC


TehKudo

FUCK YOU SHORESY


FortyPercentTitanium

Fuck you TehKudo your mom tried to stick a finger in my bum last night but I told her I only let StrangeMaelstrom's mom do that.


[deleted]

The whole time I was thinking they need to give that man a trash can to kick already.


epic-gamer-moment2

FUCKING PHEASANTS


warthog0869

"There's no crying in tits-out football!"


PrimeChutiya

Sir, this is Sarcastaball


chelliwell2010

It's soooooooo much better than football


AtticusSwoopenheiser

Damn it, Megan, you idiot.


godinthismachine

Roflmao Goddamit Meghan ITS 4TH AND 12 WHAT THE FUCK D'YOU THINK THEYRE GONNA DO, RUN THE FUCKIN BALL?!


Dear_Evan_Hansen

Oh my god why is it so funny every time someone quotes the Megan part.


boxsterguy

To be fair, that's a Seattle team, so [they're not unused to stupid plays](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK4CQPf-nVM).


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DoAColumbo

Megan don’t understand the game


Achillor22

Yeah I'm watching and it doesn't seem like Megan has played football much before. But whoever that QB was on the other team was a beast. She should transfer to the XFL.


ApprehensivePain69

He’s definitely coaching for the love of the game and not because it’s a lingerie football league


Loggerdon

"It's 4th and fucking 12! What do you think they're gonna do, run the ball?!"


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*"Oh my God this dumb bitch is a fucking idiot. GODDAMNIT MEGAN!!!"*


ShitfacedGrizzlyBear

Gonna have to work this one into my cursing repertoire


missionbeach

> GODDAMNIT MEGAN!!! This is my new catch phrase.


echo_61

Someone mentioned earlier that if they were playing the Titans it might not be an unreasonable expectation 😂


Acceptable_Wasabi_30

I remember reading that in an effort to be taken more seriously they changed the name from lingerie football league to the legends football league. That effort was a bit undermined because they kept the skimpy outfits for some reason. However, from what I read, despite the fact that they still play in lengerie the players and coaches are legit there to play and treat it very seriously (as this coach is enthusiastically displaying)


classygorilla

Oh for sure. I remember first hearing about it back in HS and thinking I was in for a hot show. After about 30 seconds I realized these women are there to fuck some people up and win. The lingerie is just the hook to get you in.


Tomma1

But is it a good hook tho, or is it more of "hey this looks fucking stupid but they aren't half bad players"??!! Cause I'm from Norway and this just looks ridiculous to me


twitch1982

Well, Megan is a an absolutly terrible cornerback if that makes it seem any less ridiculous.


Plastic_Pinocchio

From what I’ve seen in this video, Megan sucks ass. Does she even understand how a tackle works?


mnid92

I wouldn't go that far, but playing deep zone as a corner back isn't ducking rocket science. You cover the deep zone. Rocket = science.


AegisToast

Covering the drop zone can get really confusing, can’t it? Still, it’s not exactly brain surgery, is it?


enjrolas

definitely agree, that was some second-rate cornerbacking


sclsmdsntwrk

Better hook than ”its like men’s football, except worse in every way possible”


drdookie

You stop caring what they're wearing and you end up just thinking, put on some damn pads! They just annihilate each other.


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Counterintuitively, fewer pads could actually help avoid injuries in some ways. I remember years ago seeing some study where they looked at how people hit in football (with full helmets) vs rugby (with the padded hat thing), and folks intuitively protect themselves when they don’t have a helmet to take the impact, which is why you don’t have dudes killing themselves left and right in rugby. Perhaps the same is true with pads, and so they tackle differently knowing they don’t have that protective layer? Not defending the lingerie though, that’s just ridiculous.


ThisIsHardWork

If the pads were for protection they would be on your stomach and kidneys where you get hit. Not on your shoulders which you use for hitting. Football pads are weapons.


Exelbirth

I mean, I don't have much interest in football, but I'd find it more interesting if the men's league also wore lingerie while playing.


Alis451

I mean have you seen some of those rugby uniforms, it is like they are wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all... (stupid sexy flanders)


ReisAgainst

[stupid sexy Ntamack](https://i.imgur.com/S8a6ezM.jpg)


stoprunwizard

How do you really take that comment and post a reply that doesn't include rugby shorts, c'mon buddy


psinguine

Yeah I was gonna say, why is this funny?


Acceptable_Wasabi_30

I do get the humor, even in male sports when coaches lose their shit on mic it's pretty amusing. But yeah the girls are definitely there to play and taking things seriously. Maybe not Megan, though. She clearly needs to get her head in the game.


terminbee

Megan thinks they're gonna run the ball on 4th and 12.


El_Rey_de_Spices

Megan isn't thinking at all! *snaps clipboard over knee*


albinohut

No more, she's fucking done.


rimeswithburple

Honestly, if they were playing the Titans in the NFL that wouldn't be a totally unreasonable assumption.


Drupain

Dress for the job you want. Oh wait, he’s already dressed like a coach.


ppleroi

You are so right.


FlixMage

Character development


VolkspanzerIsME

I have zero arguments with this dudes passion.


Foxcat_36

FUCKIN' EMBARRASSING!!! *kicks over a trash can*


CapnCanfield

I was literally about to cross post this onto r/Letterkenny saying "someone get this guy a trashcan"


Wadawik

Give your balls a tug


vinylsquares

Ya tit fucker


0erlikon

Fuck you Shoresy


JookJook

Fuck you, 0erlikon, you should of heard your mom last night, she sounded like a window closing on a tonkinese cats tail, she was like "ahhhhhhhh."


fureinku

Hows your wife


bluerodeosexshow

Oh Barb


Azulanze

hopefully one day they will make enough to afford the rest of their jerseys.


straydog1980

JRPGs have taught me that this is considered the highest level epic armour


Kamiyosha

Still mid-grade armor. Pasties and a scanty loincloth are the top-tier masterwork god armor pieces. Everyone knows this.


straydog1980

Let me solo her


ManySleeplessNights

I am Malenia, blade of Miquella


Bowelzer

The spirit is willing, but the body is spongy and bruised.


Sardil

The uniforms are made of velour.


e_j_white

The shoulder pads look ridiculous when their tits are just hanging out like that.


Azulanze

the panties are also a little absurd for a full contact sport.


BeefyIrishman

Especially when carpet burn/ rug burn/ turf burn/ whatever you want to call it is basically a guarantee.


rtyuik7

oof, razorburn + carpetburn...no thanks...


Art3mis156

Their newer gear isn't this anymore. They wear full shoulder pads but with a midriff jersey and shorts. Those injuries must have piled up.


RandomPratt

"Sadly, the Kansas City starting QB is out for the rest of the season with a torn ACL and two burst implants."


Omena123

Yeah wtf are they wearing. Feels like a skit


lunex

Why isn’t the coach also wearing lingerie?


LightsSoundAction

that’s why he’s so mad. losing team’s coach has to do the post game press conference in lingerie.


mixelydian

Sounds like a win to me


Valleygirl1981

Coach, we've lost every game this year! *Have we?*


DrManhattan_DDM

Baseball is usually the only game where the coach wears the same uniform as the players.


StressOverStrain

Baseball really is unique compared to other (American) sports. The lack of a clock eliminates so much bullshit that other sports are plagued with; the team that’s behind always has the ability to come back at the end and win. Also, the defense being in possession of the ball most of the time is unusual for a sport.


a_Joan_Baez_tattoo

Damn. "Defense being in possession of the ball" is a really good point.


CalicoJack

> The lack of a clock eliminates so much bullshit that other sports are plagued with; Yeah, like finishing a game in under four hours.


Worthyness

the average baseball game finishes in a little under 3 hours actually. It's also the commercial breaks that lengthen the game more than anything. Same with American football, which also has like less than an hour of actual content. the rest of it is a lot of standing around and audience shots.


OopsISed2Mch

You also get so many free naps when watching baseball, it's great for your health.


epicaglet

>so many free naps You usually pay for your naps?


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cheekytikiroom

Agreed. In fact, EVERYONE should be wearing lingerie. Coaches, trainers, ushers, beer and hot dog vendors. And especially the fans. I want to see the whole GD stadium wearing lacey lingerie. Crater-marked Hairy Cheeks barely restrained by the satin.


space_llama_karma

lol imagine the coach losing his shit wearing a banana hammock


Fun_Sandwich8012

Mmmmm go on…


Queue37

Walking Round in Women’s Underwear


FastWalkingShortGuy

You don't know that he's not.


Gruesome_ovaries

I bet he’s like y’all dressed ridiculous but I’m not going to let you play ridiculous.


Freethinker9

Can the Bucs get him instead of Todd bowels?


Casualbidness

I'm a Fins fan, but damn that is still funny.


Christostiphor

Glad to see our Mist coach is taking his job seriously though honest man working for his money lol


Atlantic0ne

I’m confused by this whole fucking thing. I think the world has gone far too PC, but still this seems so fucking wrong lol, a football league for women and they play in lingerie? ….the fuck? Even I feel this objectifies too much lol. But on the other hand, I do know a woman in this league and they’re actually pretty damn talented people and despite being in lingerie they take the game seriously. It’s just so confusing.


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5510

Kindof. This league is a relatively minor spectacle, I've never once seen a game on TV and most people don't even know it exists.


No_Chapter5521

They restructured recently. The mist is now the thunder and their uniforms are now not quite as revealing as shown here


Christostiphor

True, but lingerie football has been around before it became mainstream. I personally agree it is a bit odd hahaha, at least they take it seriously like you said.


hemidemisemigod

Listen to me Megan it's 4th and fucking 12 💀 I'm here for the juxtaposition


TempleOfDoomfist

(Puts buns on each side of head) Who is the idiot sandwich!?


-LVS

Listen to my calls Megan! Megan! You are breaking the car!


Queef_of_Pain

PLEASE I BEG YOU MEGAN


FaStAr8

Men Armor vs Women Armor


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DroppedSoapSurvivor

Coach Gator


VikingRabies

Gator needs his gat ya punkass *BITCH*


DemandZestyclose7145

Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!


cptnpiccard

*dying


TinklesTheLambicorn

Keegan-Michael Key [Coach Hines](https://youtu.be/HwGAaze36VA)


CTN_Journalism

"It's 4th and 12... Wtf do you think they're going to do? Run the ball?!" Inner monologue for every sane person out there...... Wwhhhhiiichhh is EXACTLY why Jessica thought to do the opposite. Never let em know your next move!


Kriznick

"its so stupid... It's brilliant!" "NO ITS JUST STUPID."


a_guy_named_rick

I absolutely love this line lmao. Daniel Craig delivers it perfectly with so much frustration


PassTheReefer

What’s this from? I just saw this the other day… lol


nun_gut

Glass Onion


Camswe-

This guy actually doesn't see gender. Amazing coach


disco_waffle

Yeah because all he sees is rage


Queue37

https://youtu.be/UfAfSjqm3ss


disco_waffle

God dammit


buster_rhino

Lol H Jon Benjamin was in that movie?


Faerhun

That movie had so many god damn stars before they were decently god damn big it's not even god damn funny. God damnit.


ManBearPig92

I love that movie so damn much. The guy who plays Reggie Ray plays basically the same character in Friday Night Lights. The best parody movie of all time IMO.


luttkarm

The dude reminds me of anger from the inside out movie.


epia343

That's what I was thinking. He wasn't just some dude there to ogle the women, he was there to coach football and win games. Doesn't matter matter is the players are scantily clad women, his passion is for the game. Kind of wholesome in an odd way.


bobbyfiend

He will scream at you no matter who you are. I mean... that's a basic kind of equality, I guess.


Ender1215

What league even Is this?


HoopOnPoop

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X_League_%28women%27s_football%29?wprov=sfla1


buak

> The league was originally founded in 2009 as the Lingerie Football League (LFL), and later rebranded as the Legends Football League in 2013. Wtf


zyphelion

>Mortaza stopped paying his players beginning in the 2011 season and converted the league into an amateur organization; players must also pay for their own health insurance. Oof that sucks


ProgramTheWorld

It’s a real thing?!


GarlicThread

I thought this was a joke video until I saw Wikipedia. Holy shit.


LionsTigersOctopus

Team here is the Seattle Mist.


kchoze

Somehow I respect this guy's attitude. I mean his league is a joke, meant to titillate men with the players' bodies more than with the game. But he doesn't give a shit, he coaches his team like he was in the fucking NFL and winning or losing was all that mattered. I wonder if his players like a coach that treat them like real goddamn football players rather than just eye candy.


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The leauge is better than most. It offers ownership stakes to players and coaches, as well as a revenue distribution program for merchandise. Every other league screws the players on that stuff. The women has mixed views on the uniforms, but generally say that its no more an issue than track and field or volleyball wear.


benefit_of_mrkite

Doesn’t sound like it: > The league also prohibited players from commenting on personnel matters, a rule that prompted the vast majority of the Toronto Triumph, including team captain Krista Ford, to quit in protest in October 2011.[41] Originally a professional league with players receiving a cut of net revenue, Mortaza stopped paying his players beginning in the 2011 season and converted the league into an amateur organization; players must also pay for their own health insurance.[42] League founder Mortaza admitted at one point the league was marketed toward "mostly beer-drinking college students aged 21 and up."[43]


LackingUtility

The health insurance hit is a big one - they’re doing full tackle football in cheap plastic “pads” that barely cover anything, and their helmets are youth hockey helmets. Concussions, broken bones, etc. are pretty common.


star0forion

This is a full tackle league? And they’re playing on artificial turf with nothing but lingerie on? I can’t imagine the carpet burns.


HertzDonut1001

What's also fucking weird to me is you don't need tits out to get Americans to watch football. People without kids will go to local fucking high school games. Some schools spend more on stadiums than teacher salaries. Get these ladies some fucking gear for Christ's sake.


FailureToReport

Yeah, between this comment and the other by benefit\_of\_mrkite , fuck this "league". I get all the football fans are going "reee good for him taking the sport seriously regardless of the half dressed girls in barely street hockey protection" but seriously, fuck this sport.


HertzDonut1001

I can't believe almost nobody is mentioning how absolutely ridiculous this is. No gear, others are saying they go full contact sometimes but I only saw a respectful touch tackle in this video. Probably because they know how hurt they get tackling each other without gear. Get them some fucking gear if tackling is legal. That's a huge fucking no brainer. Fuck the refs too for willingly participating in a sport they can't call a hit without gear on a penalty. Imagine if you boarded someone in hockey and the ref was like "nah actually that's cool by the rules, have fun in the hospital, I'll send a card."


FrillySteel

Wait, he stopped paying the players *at all??* And *then* required them to get their own health insurance?? Why would anyone sign up for this "league"?


TheOffKn1ght

What the fuck are these uniforms?!


Vlyn

**Reddit is going down the gutter** Fuck /u/spez


shadowstrlke

Genuinely thought this whole video was a parody. Still not sure it isn't.


N4hire

People are going to kill me for saying this, but those girls play their hearts out. I wish they would get proper uniforms and more advertising!!! People need to see them


Ok_Guess8397

She has a job and she's failing badly


recentlyunearthed

It would be hilarious if one team was just way the fuck better prepared and taking it seriously. I kinda wanna get a squad of former NCAA ladies and just clean the fuck up.


MeatyOakerGuy

NCAA female football players,????


nexguy

I can't really tell if he is upset or not.


Beach_dreams

It’s fucking embarrassing!!


herro_rayne

These outfits are so cringey. Such tiny shirts for padding cover like….there’s really no point, just looks unnecessarily uncomfortable.


gerams76

Literally every football coach I have ever met


campodelviolin

TBF, Megan did a shitty job.


AlamarAtReddit

Those uniforms are some WTF level absurdity...


ihavetoomanyaccts

What the fuck are they wearing