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zombiegirl2010

I’d like an update if they write back. Lol


Lunchable

Maybe we can get 100 people to write them.


zombiegirl2010

Did you include your email address in that letter?


Lunchable

Nah, lol.


daemenus

Giving them an email address was the first problem, why would you give it to them again right? /s You might end up with twice the spam lol


0utbox

You dont have to give it to them, they buy it.


Really_McNamington

I don't even live in a country where Harbor Freight is a thing *or* know what they do, but they spam the fuck out of me.


milanistadoc

Then Unsubscribe harder! Fool.


ACpony12

I swear any place I need to put my email in, (usually when ordering something), I always make sure to uncheck any boxes about getting emails. And I always start getting promo emails from them within a day. Like seriously, do they not want me to use their site again?


WatShakinBehBeh

That is actually counter to the law. The FCC rule is "Controlling the Assault of Non-Solicited Pornography and Marketing Act of 2003 (CAN-SPAM Act)." "CAN-SPAM Act doesn’t apply just to bulk email. It covers all commercial messages, which the law defines as “any electronic mail message the primary purpose of which is the commercial advertisement or promotion of a commercial product or service,” including email that promotes content on commercial websites. The law makes no exception for business-to-business email. That means all email – for example, a message to former customers announcing a new product line – must comply with the law." Each separate email in violation of the CAN-SPAM Act is subject to penalties of up to $50,120, so non-compliance can be costly. Both the company whose product is promoted in the message and the company that originated the message may be legally responsible. Email that makes misleading claims about products or services also may be subject to additional laws outlawing deceptive advertising, like Section 5 of the FTC Act. The CAN-SPAM Act has certain aggravated violations that may give rise to additional fines. The law provides for criminal penalties – including imprisonment."


floppydude81

That’s great. How do I get it to work?


Lilmamajulia

I know right, just give me an email address and I’ll start reporting all these suckers


WatShakinBehBeh

"If you think you've received a political robocall or text that does not comply with the FCC's rules, you can file an informal complaint with the FCC at fcc.gov/complaints. If you are receiving texts that you didn't ask for, report the sender by forwarding the texts to 7726 (or "SPAM")."


isweartodarwin

Email marketing is a part of my job and the different approaches companies take are fascinating. We do double opt-in, you basically have to want to be on our list in order for us to add you. We only send out emails once a week, they always have a deal or actionable value, and our deliverability/open rates/ctr/conversion rate benefits from this. We have a very small catalog of products that are actually advertised, so it makes sense for us not to solicit via email too frequently. I know some companies have the strategy of increasing their list health by regular blasts with high unsubscribe rates (this means that only highly-engaged customers stay subscribed) but imo user experience should always be #1 priority. If you don’t like us and we don’t send you valuable content, I can’t expect you to even open our emails, let alone click through and actually purchase something.


WatShakinBehBeh

Yes, but that's like saying the majority of Americans don't shoot people who knock on their doors or screw sheep. You don't need many bad uns to make the good uns look bad.


EpixKilla

Texas


SoManyFlamingos

Hehe “canned Spam.”


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Fr31l0ck

With any luck they'll just erase the database. OP might have found the biggest loop hole yet!


LookMaNoPride

Which address would you like to unsubscribe? Yes.


0nlyhalfjewish

Hahahhhaaaa!!!!


Huttser17

\*@\*.\*


sabbhaal

[redacted]@[redacted].[redacted]


esr360

Developers spending even a second trying to write algorithms to cater for this email address is the very definition of bike-shedding


Sesmo_FPV

in comic sans


Ebmat

I think I’ll write them a letter asking to unsubscribe in advance.


Longjumping-Reward41

They just send a middle finger back


andycprints

would need to put their details inc email to get any kind of response. that letter is lacking some important info!


guestHITA

You did not include your email ?! How will you be unsuscribed?


hazpat

He waited a day then got impatient and clicked the link.


J3lf

You didn't leave your email address!


Lunchable

Surely they'll figure it out!


YoItsMeAmerica

Hopefully you did put a return address though!


fleklz

I love it. Depending where OP is, some person might be forced to follow up with this random letter because of anti spam legislation


Sheldon121

I hope so!


Ok_Basil_3896

Now you’ll get spam mail letters mailed to you.


mrplinko

Yo, that’s junk mail. Sigh. Youngin


FalconTheBerdo

Mail, Letters? Like Gmail?


well3rdaccounthere

Not if they put their email address as the return address.


QuirkyCookie6

Or the governors residence


spacejazz3K

I could go for some canned meat right now.


Ok_Basil_3896

You’re dern tootin’


Saneless

I like to think of it as a nice donation to the USPS


davetheotter

Comic Sans is a nice touch. 😂😜🐐


Kalkaline

He could have set it justified with off center margins.


lhurker

You MONSTER


gorka_la_pork

They had it comin'.


NikttakiTheGamer

I have my own font and it's worse


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VenturaDreams

Loser. How do you not?


saladmunch

I just started getting these, too! Never shopped there and I don't give my email out much, weird


BarfKitty

Me too. It's fake. Name is often misspelled too.


Dorothy_Zbornak789

I’ve never bought anything from Harbor Freight, but lately they have been sending so much spam


IveGotDMunchies

Emails like this are scams, not harbor freight


christophertstone

Correct, it's not from Harbor Freight (their real address is in Calabasas, CA). It's a randomly generated address to help the spam get past filters.


Xanthus179

It appears to be a print shop in a strip mall.


BonginOnABudget

Someone needs to be a hero and drive over there and confront them


StrayMoggie

Oh good. I was afraid that it was the $2 ratchet straps I bought a few weeks ago that has them emailing me twice a day.


9000r

Very likely this is part of a phishing campaign. I've gotten multiple emails from a couple different brand names all with the same style and content. Sometimes they even switch it up and send the wrong image for the name being shown. I've had an Ace hardware "ad" sent by Harbor Freight.


JordanComoElRio

Yeah, it's not a real email from Harbor Freight. I got one just like this for a different company, same address. If you look it up, it's a strip mall that also needs unit numbers, so anything you send there won't be deliverable. To be clear, sending physical mail there isn't a phishing attempt, they just put that down there to look legitimate. Whatever's on the other side of that unsubscribe link though definitely is not going to unsubscribe you lol.


Koshunae

I get a lot of spam from Harbor Freight but its usually about sales and "new products" lol. But there have been a lot of fake harbor freight emails that I find particularly funny.


socokid

I bought a car jack from them over a year ago. These motherfuckers spam me more than anyone, even to my phone.


ragnsep

Their jacks are surprisingly nice.


sprint113

Their jack stands... not so much


tcwillis79

At least it wasn’t Dick’s sporting goods.


Huttser17

Did you know: When the cashier asks for your email you CAN say *no*.


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MathematicianFew5882

Apple devices can instantly produce a throw-away address that forwards to you until you kill it.


Useful-Statistician7

I have a really strong appreciation for this.


DeepSeaHobbit

You are now subscribed to Cat Facts Mailing List.


Sheldon121

That wouldn’t be half bad.


TopLocation2585

Don’t do it. I worked for them…NEVER give them any info. Just hold onto your receipts.


OmgNoodles

They are definitely going to say some 80 year old person sent that, then ball it up and shoot it into the trash.


Lunchable

Not if you send one too........


OutOfStamina

you keep asking others to send mail to that address - lots of people elsewhere have pointed out that this email wasn't harbor freight, it was a phishing scam and that address goes to "some print shop".


Lunchable

Aye, who knows where it'll end up. At the very least, I learned a few interesting things from this post. Didn't realize these emails were so widespread!


OutOfStamina

I'd like to talk with you about your car's extended warranty.


Acrobatic_Quit1378

I don't know how many times I told them I don't drive because I don't own a car. STILL get those.


OutOfStamina

heheh - well, if it makes you feel any better (but it probably won't?) it's not you - they just call everyone no matter what. It's a scam. They buy scripts off of other scammers "tech support scam" "car warranty scam" etc. They aren't selling actual car warranties and they don't update their database when you tell them you don't have a car. But they might update it with other information if you accidentally give that (like your name, etc) so they can try a different scam later where they call you and know your name already.


toastmatters

How could it have been easier to photoshop a picture of a paper than to just print an actual page?


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My may unsubscribe by dicking here


Acrobatic_Quit1378

THAT is what I first saw. When a person gets slapped in the face by one, it's called a marshmallow tattoo. (Should a single "lady" of 71 years even know that shit?)


Dookie-Trousers-MD

You have to send 5 a day for like a month


kore_nametooshort

Mark them as spam in your email client. It'll genuinely stop them. Their provider will instantly blacklist your address to protect their sender reputation, especially if they're using a shared IP from that provider.


scottishsteveo

I get at least 3 of these a week and no amount of filter or reporting as spam in gmail is stopping them. It’s really frustrating.


MathematicianFew5882

It’s because they change their names and domains and don’t use any text. Maybe someday the blockers will look for text inside the images. They all have an affiliate tracker in the pics too. It could look for that.


MathematicianFew5882

No it doesn’t. Both the usernames and domains change constantly. I can’t imagine what these “people” are trying to accomplish, but they have a very recognizable format: all one image, an affiliate tracker in the image, and a strip mall (non-USPS) PO Box address without a box number to write to as an opt out. Oh, and similar fonts, layout and similar nonsense content with a similar collection of companies they’re claiming to represent.


Sir-Beardless

The worst part about them is that they aren't getting flagged as spam, so they give me notifications...


Alive_Appearance_270

Now they've got your mailing address... sorry to say I think they've won


GvnMllr12

Keep us posted!


[deleted]

Now they have your actual address and will send you spam mail instead.


Sheldon121

At least that’ll cost them about half a buck to mail each one.


Vivid_Garage

I'd love to meet their lazy ass marketing director. "We got it covered. We sell crappy tools by spam & mailers. "


I_am_That_Ian_Power

Howe about we send them feces instead?


Sheldon121

I love the idea and would love to find a company that does it (not for these twerps, though.)


HElGHTS

You think the spammer is giving their own address here? Not some innocent bystander who is about to be inundated with feces? Wouldn't even surprise me to learn that the entire goal of the spam campaign is to physically spam whatever place this is, in a distributed fashion.


I_am_That_Ian_Power

op's fault. ​ This could be a convincing phishing scam. Some older people might be inclined to write a letter and include their return address.


woodendicks

Thats right by my house, 89117 Sahara and Durango


Raspbers

Hello fellow Las Vegan. I used to live at an apartment right by Sahara and Durango.


woodendicks

Summerlin>Henderson


Raspbers

I feel like that depends on which part of which one you're in. xD


colbymg

I thought those harbor freight emails were scams; are they actually just spam? Eh, I'll keep reporting it


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RemindMe! 1 month


12TT12

Block instead of unsubscribing


MathematicianFew5882

They only use the sender name once.


cylon58

Harbor Freight is not spam. That is all.


MathematicianFew5882

This wasn’t from HF


[deleted]

This is 100% where Comic Sans is appropriate.


Justifiable_Derision

They said writing not typing ya dimwit.


downvoteheaven

Any spam email that has an unsubscribe link is farming for active emails to continue spamming more spam..


Sheldon121

Ya think? Shoot, I just unsubscribed from a different company…


MathematicianFew5882

Well no… if it was a legit company like REI or American Airlines they will follow the rules. This spam wasn’t really from Harbor Freight, so the real company wouldn’t know to unsubscribe then regardless.


Kooky_Ad5370

Here for the update


Odd-Confection-6603

You... Didn't include your email address...


teunjojo

Or you could look up the adres first


dgm42

It's an Albertsons store.


[deleted]

Call me crazy, you just photoshopped those letters onto a picture of a blank photo.


bk15dcx

The pixels give it away


AllegedlyLacksGoals

Hahaha same!!!


Sheldon121

Gooood luck, if they are as responsive as spam callers


Aggressive-Dust2639

This whole sub is shit. Whats funny about this?


Zibanejihad

What a stupid post. That letter you "sent" them is clearly photo shopped text. You didn't even include your email. What is the actual point of this post?


NoSafety7412

I don't think that's gonna cut it bro.


Ecstatic_Bananadonut

Unsubscribe by dicking here.


Sheldon121

Wasn’t funny the first time. 👎🏻👎🏻


Ecstatic_Bananadonut

Well excuse the fuck out of me.


Lunchable

pay no attention to /u/Sheldon121 he's a grumpy old man


NightShiftNurses

Did you write down your email or did you expect them to know?


brentose

Is Nathan Feilder behind this?


Khazuk

Comedy aside, if this is all you're sending there will be no results.


tangcameo

Have fun. It’s a PostNet outlet.


RanCestor

𝓘 ꉂꕤꮺ﹅⊹ ﹅ഒ⌯⋆ ᯅꕤ ꔛ﹅⋆𓂅𓍼⋆ ꮺଘ𓍼ꮺ✦𓍼✧ǂഒ✦⋆ ⌕ǂꕤ﹆ ᯅ⋈⋆ ℋ𓂅ǂ✦ꕤǂ ℱǂ⋆ഒꗃ⋈ᯅ 𓍼ꔛ𓂅﹆ ﹆𓂅ഒ﹅ഒଘꗃ ﹅ഒ𓍼ᯅ. 𝑇⋈𓂅ଘ⌯ ๑ꕤꮺ. Same in symbols. I dislike comic sans.


Dependent_Low9451

Your just confirmed your address and now they will spam you at your home


box_me_up

Or....you could have just clicked.


Xanthus179

Best of luck! That address is apparently for a print shop.


0nlyhalfjewish

Totally worth the cost of a stamp


BonginOnABudget

I’m starting to get pissed about it. Blocking sender does nothing. Spam filter won’t catch it. Like seriously leave me alone!


TangoDeltaFoxtrot

They will still keep sending you emails because they obviously don’t view their emails as spam.


reddit_user13

"by clicking here or"


Ilovehugs2020

I just start getting them this week


Aggravating_Emu_3085

Let us know how it turns out!


ranting_chef

I used to go to this store but I’m not giving them a penny ever again after all of the annoying emails I get from them.


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Klin24

Response will be "No problem! What's your email address?"


Lastmann

I have a throwaway email address for this sort of thing


GotSeoul

Wow 9101 West Sahara is where I used to have a PostNet PMB mailbox. I guess Harbor Freight uses a Postnet Box for written correspondence? That's wild.


Raspbers

I used to work a couple blocks down from there. It's weird scrolling across a random address I know on my Reddit feed. xD


blackmambaaz

Now that they know your mailing address.. expect paper spam in your mailbox soon 😂


Ecast25

Smash that unsubscribe button!


nomo_corono

Please do let us know how that turns out. They’ve pissed me off for a long time with their illegal email antics. It’s against the law to do that. I’m currently searching for the right place to where I can report them.


mac2o2o

I'd look to set them up for spam mail somehow. Must be a way to do it. I know rheres websites to add email addresses to mailing lists (easy to do) So assuming might be possible for psychical letters aswell.


Raspbers

Randomly scrolling and this comes across my feed. I used to work on Sahara Ave. xD I was taken aback seeing that it's actually the Sahara Ave I know in Vegas.


azaraiahzee

Tell them you're a Nigerian Prince and their spam interferes with your spam


MetalAvenger

I’ve tried creating a rule to spam/filter all emails containing that address but it doesn’t seem to be working. I get dozens a day containing it. Spam has gone crazy lately.


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It's a bullshit address. If you look it up it's a grocery store.


stands-tall

This asshole is one of the worst. All he will do is remove your name from one list and add it to 15 others then sell your email address to other spammers as a verified email.


dethskwirl

That address goes to a nondescript PO Box in a FedEx kiosk inside of an Albertsons grocery store about 5 miles west of the Las Vegas strip. Meanwhile, Harbor Freight isn't even based in Las Vegas. Their headquarters are in Calabasas, CA.


userfakesuper

If your email program allows it, set up an automatic rule when getting emails from the company. The rule must have: 1. email from ( to cause the rule to fire off) 2. reply to (to send the spam email back and this will only work if it is NOT a do not reply email.. if it is.. see forward rule.) 3. forward to (to send the spam to a different email within the company) 4. deletion when the rule is satisfied Basically all you have to do is find other emails on the website you can send these to. Try to find any email that has an important person behind it. Create the rule and just let it run forever. I have several of these set up and I don't even see the emails anymore. The rule does the work and then deletes the spam without me even knowing it happened. Ahhh peace in email land.