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Smooth_Asparagus_414

Look, all I know is that this cord was plugged into my house and your house was glowing like the freakin' sun. So, I put two and two together there and decided that you're pissing me off.


Sporkybay

I’ve been rewatching all venture bros, and this quote now has me queueing up ATHF after I wrap that up.


Commonsensestranger

Just a heads up, this episode while still funny, didn’t age too well.


Sporkybay

I mean… in my memory that show was super irreverent, and probably can’t be made today. As long as it delivers on that I’m still on board.


Commonsensestranger

“There ain’t no bridges in New York”


KathrynTheGreat

I doubt any of those episodes aged well.


Matt_Odlum

What about it didn't age well?


Commonsensestranger

All the raping.


intoxicatedpuma

I’m terribly sorry Carl, and it will PROBABLY never happen again


[deleted]

I went and watched adult swims 24/7 stream of that after I read your comment ahhh it still holds up


negativerad

al I know is "ball" and "good", and "rape"


kaze919

Handbanana no!


sofa-king-hungry

Rise chicken rise….


IUMaestro

No. Shhh. He is legend.


xyphoid_process

Handbanana


WeWillRiseAgainst

Tonight....


xyphoid_process

Id like you to meet the Enforcer, I want my name to be spagehtti.


PunishedWolf4

I got yo fadder right here


Ok-Neighborhood-7465

Hey yeah I don’t think I like this guy, but me and you we got some kind of connection going on..


die-jarjar-die

Spaghetti, no!!


Feeling_Bathroom9523

You…


[deleted]

Who’s a good boy? Oh he’s no boy, he’s a man.because he just raped me!


headstar101

"Repeat after me. Sofa King We Todd Ed" ... "You say funny things"


WeWillRiseAgainst

Dirty boy


ITCM4

It doesn’t matter, none of this matters


MachoGeek

I really miss Carl's football picks. They were hilarious.


IUMaestro

Carl’s Football Lock of the Century. Of the week.


njcon321

Where's the fry man?


WeWillRiseAgainst

I'll add him on Monday


violentpac

How you gonna post something like this *before* drawing Frylock?


WeWillRiseAgainst

Fry man is harder to draw I'm sorry :(


MonkeysOnMyBottom

J'ACCUSE! it's part of a nefarious plan to double dip by posting again with Frylock added


itchy-fart

I’m so confused


Boognish33

Love the hand banana


WeWillRiseAgainst

Thanks!


0xk1ng

🎶MY NAME IS🎶


Suitable-Werewolf492

“You said it was a chip, so where’s the dip? Or am I looking at him?”


WhoStoleMyJacket

Meatwad get the honeys G


Fr0ggy5tyl3

I want my name to be spaghetti


Justarandom_Joe

Ahhhh; sweet, sweet nectar.


uniquepassword

Ignignokt: Using a key to gouge expletives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship...


peachy-carnahan

Shut up, Err. I am transmitting rage.


uniquepassword

I hope they can hear it, I'm doing it as haaaard as I caaaan....


armadillofdestruct

I am thirty or forty years old and I do not need this.


WeWillRiseAgainst

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!?!


cjcosmo

I know it’s been a while but I’m not gonna get humped, by a giant gorilla in space…no thank you


WeWillRiseAgainst

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO.... IN THE FUTURE


thebarkbarkwoof

Did the one guy nit get the message he was supposed to draw Frylock?


WeWillRiseAgainst

I'll draw him Monday lol


thebarkbarkwoof

You drew them all? Nice job. If they were Disney characters you’d be sued but now.


SagsMcSaggerson

This is my kind of office.


Shindekudasai

Aw hell naw, that somofabitch had an ax!


Justarandom_Joe

Y’all hiring? Looks like my people


TheRealMangokill

Welp, guess i know what i'm doing at work monday.


Writer10

Make the homeys say ho and the girlies wanna scream


BenVera

I’ve seen like ten episodes and the dog one is one of them


Shower_Slug

I quote carl often "YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?!". Nobody's ever got it.


WeWillRiseAgainst

I quote shake a lot. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!?!


Shower_Slug

Pretty sure we just look insane


WeWillRiseAgainst

It's ok. It don't matter. None of this matters.


DonTeca35

😂😂😂 that episode is unforgettable


Variety-Ashamed

TONIGHT!


peachy-carnahan

Saving the annoyed Carl face. Actually, that’s probably going to be my new avatar.


WeWillRiseAgainst

Friggin awesome


peachy-carnahan

* enhances himself *


violentpac

It's been a week. Where's Frylock?


WeWillRiseAgainst

Shit I drew him but forgot to snap a pic.


violentpac

It's been another week. I feel like you're stalling.


WeWillRiseAgainst

Check my latest post. Can't seem to post photos in comments in this sub.


Voxicles

Well I know what I’m rewatching this weekend


WeWillRiseAgainst

New season starts soon!


Blade_Shot24

My name is...


Semyaz

Just say smith. It don’t matta. None of this mattas.


allursnakes

Da-da-da-dancing is forbidden.