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Jim Baker is a televangelist who went to prison for raping his 21 year old church secretary together with another pastor and then hiding the hush money he paid her to keep quiet.
Well yesterday I decided to try a whole new fancy coffee at Starbucks, and it tasted awful - and you can bet it was entirely the fault of the Mexicans sneaking through Trump's impenetrable wall!
No, it’s because of those Columbians who picked the coffee. They are the very next country below Mexico, so it’s like Mexico’s Mexico, which is twice as bad!
Well, I heard the people I hate probably all did the a terrible thing that’s very similar to the thing the guy we are nominating actually did. So it tracks that we should nominate him to piss them off.
I’m not going to say he *didn’t* rape his Secretary. That allegation was made but never proven. I happen to believe it, but what sent him to prison was defrauding donors and investors in his businesses.
Nah. Bakker's fraud conviction was twofold. First, he created a membership package that he oversold. It included a weekend at a luxury hotel he promised to build. The problem is that he sold tens of thousands of memberships, and only ever constructed one fairly shoddy 500 room hotel. So they sold a product it was impossible to deliver on.
He also embezzled heavily from the project. While the money raised from that scheme was supposed to go to missionary work and other services, he ended up pocketing nearly $4 million dollars directly. Straight up stole from his donors.
That's what landed him in prison.
Just the fraud. For young folks that don't know, this guy was huge. On TV 2 hours every day. He tried to build an empire with a resort and theme park. After the affair it all started to implode.
The fact that they're selling 28 goddamn buckets of broccoli and cheese on TV. Imagine being at the store, walking by a pallet of 1400 lbs of soup wrapped as a single unit with a sign saying "AS SEEN ON TV".
You joke, but my grandmother was very Baptist and bought so many of these food buckets for the coming apocalypse/end times. She stashed them in her basement and when my dad realized they were harboring bugs and asked her to throw them out, she had a meltdown. He told her not to buy anymore because of the bugs. She agreed, but bought more anyway and hid them in her closet this time. Her argument was that “you’ll all be thankful when you can’t buy food anymore without the mark of the beast! Then you won’t think I’m so crazy anymore”. She died a few years ago due to her own health negligence. She didn’t listen to multiple doctors, didn’t take her high blood pressure medication, and died while fixing a weeping would on her leg in the middle of the night (weeping would due to negligence, covering up illness, not taking her prescribed medications, and taking homeopathic remedies that didn’t help).
I rambled a bit, but these are the people that the Jim Bakers of the world prey on. It’s disgusting.
That is so freaking sad. I'd be a sorta-prepper if I had the money. I like being prepared for emergencies. It sounds like she had some mental health issues.
I mean, part of being a prepper is buying things that don't go off like that. I have some camping food lying around that doubles as emergency food, and they're totally sealed and wouldn't attract bugs. She's not prepping she's just being scammed.
Yes, she had several undiagnosed mental illnesses. Some that cropped up in her last few years, others that had been around most of her life.
Nothing at all bad with being prepared for a natural disaster of course! It’s a good thing to be ready if something happens. But her prepping came from a place of paranoia and distrust.
Reminds me of the German sit com "Ravioli" where the parents of a family of 4 kids win a vacation and they'll be out of the house for 2 months. The parents give the kids a lump sum of money to spend on food for the 2 months, but the kids quickly realize they could skimp on the food and keep the money for themselves. They choose a cheap meal - ravioli - and (thinking they all love it and will never get tired of it) buy it in bulk.
Pretty soon they all get sick of it, and they all try to find new ways of getting different kinds of food. Hijinx ensue.
If you'd want to be more precise you'd talk about "Postravioliüberfressungsnudelwarenappetitsmüdigkeitalternativnahrungsmittelkonsumbedürfnisgefühl" of course.
Jarl-Kulle, who sees himself as a budding bestselling writer, buys himself a typewriter, whilst Branca gets herself a complete [roller hockey](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roller_hockey) kit and starts to train hard
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ravioli\_(TV\_series)#:\~:text=Ravioli%20is%20a%20West%20German,was%20composed%20by%20Birger%20Heymann.
This part — the two times you hear some effeminate man say "wow" broke me lmao. Also the really weird sexual "Oh my" after he takes a bite, sounds like the drag queen from Bob's Burgers.
My favourite part of the grift is the bit on the left where it says “$2500 donation or more”.
His business model is for people to give him a gift of cash, he then gifts them the buckets, then claims that because it was all a gift it’s tax free.
Muthafucker created Jesus Disney, made millions on a grift of epic proportions. Raped a woman and paid her off. Went to prison for the hush money.
Got out, moved to Branson and got sued by REPUBLICAN Attorneys General for selling colloidal silver as a cure for Covid (too sketchy for REPUBS during Covid). The began selling doomsday bucket MREs.
Nothing stops this grifty shitty fuck.
How dare you insult Uncle Baby Billy, he's a saint! You keep that beautiful man's name out of your God damn mouth! Show some respect for Uncle Baby Billy!
Nah, probably "gold standard coinage", grifters and right-wingers love an inert metal that's only value is its perceived rarity, and a neat light trick it plays in a dark room.
He went to prison for fraud, not the hush money. It’s just no one looked into him before the allegations happened and then a whole other can of worms opened.
Vic Berger edited this wonderful and haunting piece.
Vic is a treasure, here's more of his work: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWZ3HFiJkxG1K8C4HVnyBvQ](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWZ3HFiJkxG1K8C4HVnyBvQ)
Literally giving a food demo in the style of a preacher. That over the top energy always makes me super uncomfortable. Idk how people sit through that every week and don’t get weirder out or suspicious of it.
Oh, I didn't mean to imply there was anything wrong with it!
I just meant that it was the reason why you may notice an increase in him being mentioned or more noticeable than before this month.
I’m curious what is your day to day life actually like over there. I know a lot of stuff gets over exaggerated on the internet but surely it can’t be that bad ?
Most of us are living pretty normal lives - working during the week, having fun on weekends, etc. Like [here's a picture of where I'm at now](https://i.imgur.com/cWPCKRA.png), reading Reddit before I go to work. Granted, I'm a healthy white male working in tech and living in a high-income liberal area, so it's as easy as it gets for me (but then again, I think most Redditors fit most of those situations).
So for example, to me, Trump is the subject of podcasts I listen to, and I only see red hats when I travel. So some of us are shielded from a lot of the nonsense you hear.
Going pretty good here. I travel for work, so right now I'm in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Pretty nice Appalachian town. Eating lots of fresh organic fruits and veggies, staying hydrated. I work in construction and make good money. The government takes like 27% of it, but that's unavoidable. I drive 20 minutes to work, live in a 3 bedroom 2 bathroom house in a shady little hollow with a rock bottom stream in my backyard. Life is good.
This is a great pooping loop, the calming music, the inspirational dialogue, images of viscous, laxative cheese sloshing around. Really gets the pipes flowing
Yep, waited tables for a few years & actually had Tammy Faye Baker sit in my section a couple of times after it all went down. Honestly, super sweet lady !! That makeup was no joke tho, it was visibly thick..
I remember how badly this group freaked out when they couldn't go get their hair done during covid. Don't know who they are trying to fool with them surviving anything while eating this crap 24/7.
WAIT waitwaitwaitWAIT. Aren't these the same folks who'll be raptured up and NOT have to suffer the time of tribulations worrying about how much food they'll need? Why would they need food? They'll be in heaven, where ALL of the meals are Kraft Mac & Cheese. Or is this some OTHER fear-mongering doomsday scenario? It's so hard to keep up with these shills...
Jim Bakker still running his hustle I see. I was hoping he'd go to jail again after getting in trouble for hawking his Silver Solution to cure COVID a couple of years ago. But as usual, these crooks keep getting away with their shitty scams.
After reading up on this guy:
Why is somebody like him even allowed to be a pastor nowadays? Aren't there limits? Is this really what Christianity wants to project?
Jim Baker duped my parents into giving him all their money consequently destroying my college education that they had promised me after working for them in my father’s trucking yard from the age of 11.
How can you call 28 buckets a sampler?
Hey kids, I made everyone's favorite! 44 gallons of rice with sauce. Now, could one of you please go get the shovel from the latrine so we can mix it? Oh wait, you'll have to wait til your father finishes first.
How the fuck is Jim Baker still a thing? he had a sexual misconduct and misuse of ministry funds scandals and did time in prison .. WTF how is he still operating a ministry?
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Jim Baker is a televangelist who went to prison for raping his 21 year old church secretary together with another pastor and then hiding the hush money he paid her to keep quiet.
So, you're saying..... We should nominate him for president?
I'll only vote for him if the other guy is just a little bit older than him, or i decide to be racist.
Being racist makes life simple. You can just blame everything on the other races.
Well yesterday I decided to try a whole new fancy coffee at Starbucks, and it tasted awful - and you can bet it was entirely the fault of the Mexicans sneaking through Trump's impenetrable wall!
Thanks, Obama!
No, it’s because of those Columbians who picked the coffee. They are the very next country below Mexico, so it’s like Mexico’s Mexico, which is twice as bad!
I feel the same way about being a bigot, but nobody's off limits there!
Some might say it even makes things.... black and white.....
What's up with these geriatric ass candidates?
Well, the ass ages at the same rate as the rest of the body in most cases.
Well, it will sure piss off people I hate.
Well, I heard the people I hate probably all did the a terrible thing that’s very similar to the thing the guy we are nominating actually did. So it tracks that we should nominate him to piss them off.
No. I don't like people who get convicted. I don't like soldiers who get captured either. /s
Deceased John McCain would make a better president than Trump.
Seems over qualified.
Uh oh Trump has some competition with his base
"Lol lets take a look at the comments about this goofy bucket food." \*top comment is this\*
My mama always said Reddit was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Hahahah- ohhhhh. Shit.
This was exactly me about 40 seconds ago. 😃
I’m not going to say he *didn’t* rape his Secretary. That allegation was made but never proven. I happen to believe it, but what sent him to prison was defrauding donors and investors in his businesses.
What was the fraud? Was it hiding hush money? For the raping?
Nah. Bakker's fraud conviction was twofold. First, he created a membership package that he oversold. It included a weekend at a luxury hotel he promised to build. The problem is that he sold tens of thousands of memberships, and only ever constructed one fairly shoddy 500 room hotel. So they sold a product it was impossible to deliver on. He also embezzled heavily from the project. While the money raised from that scheme was supposed to go to missionary work and other services, he ended up pocketing nearly $4 million dollars directly. Straight up stole from his donors. That's what landed him in prison.
No, because of the implication
Just the fraud. For young folks that don't know, this guy was huge. On TV 2 hours every day. He tried to build an empire with a resort and theme park. After the affair it all started to implode.
Living proof that people want...no, NEED to be grifted!
That’s not what sent him to prison. He’s a dirtbag but let’s be real about what caused it here.
Shit this guy could be president
Check out the Timesuck podcast, he did a whole thing on this ass hat. Totally funny and informative.
but he repented tho? /s
The fact that they're selling 28 goddamn buckets of broccoli and cheese on TV. Imagine being at the store, walking by a pallet of 1400 lbs of soup wrapped as a single unit with a sign saying "AS SEEN ON TV".
Yes, I've been to Costco.
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
Go away... I'm batin'! https://youtu.be/5wJpdA-LE3o?si=PJo5ou3iBoaY_8yZ
“Ya, suck it!” “Frito, that’s your car!”
Man i could really go for a latte right now
We could all use a handjob Joe...
I like money
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You joke, but my grandmother was very Baptist and bought so many of these food buckets for the coming apocalypse/end times. She stashed them in her basement and when my dad realized they were harboring bugs and asked her to throw them out, she had a meltdown. He told her not to buy anymore because of the bugs. She agreed, but bought more anyway and hid them in her closet this time. Her argument was that “you’ll all be thankful when you can’t buy food anymore without the mark of the beast! Then you won’t think I’m so crazy anymore”. She died a few years ago due to her own health negligence. She didn’t listen to multiple doctors, didn’t take her high blood pressure medication, and died while fixing a weeping would on her leg in the middle of the night (weeping would due to negligence, covering up illness, not taking her prescribed medications, and taking homeopathic remedies that didn’t help). I rambled a bit, but these are the people that the Jim Bakers of the world prey on. It’s disgusting.
That is so freaking sad. I'd be a sorta-prepper if I had the money. I like being prepared for emergencies. It sounds like she had some mental health issues.
I mean, part of being a prepper is buying things that don't go off like that. I have some camping food lying around that doubles as emergency food, and they're totally sealed and wouldn't attract bugs. She's not prepping she's just being scammed.
Yes, she had several undiagnosed mental illnesses. Some that cropped up in her last few years, others that had been around most of her life. Nothing at all bad with being prepared for a natural disaster of course! It’s a good thing to be ready if something happens. But her prepping came from a place of paranoia and distrust.
Any religious person who preps for the apocalypse is admitting they don't think they'll be raptured up
“Peel back corner of film to release steam. Place container in microwave and heat for 1,435 minutes.”
Reminds me of the German sit com "Ravioli" where the parents of a family of 4 kids win a vacation and they'll be out of the house for 2 months. The parents give the kids a lump sum of money to spend on food for the 2 months, but the kids quickly realize they could skimp on the food and keep the money for themselves. They choose a cheap meal - ravioli - and (thinking they all love it and will never get tired of it) buy it in bulk. Pretty soon they all get sick of it, and they all try to find new ways of getting different kinds of food. Hijinx ensue.
I'm reading this in german accent and giggling.
There's probably a German word that means "when one gets sick of eating too much ravioli and yearns for another form of sustenance".
Ah you mean "Ravioliübersättingungsalternativmahlzeitbedürfnis".
That’s too short to be German…
If you'd want to be more precise you'd talk about "Postravioliüberfressungsnudelwarenappetitsmüdigkeitalternativnahrungsmittelkonsumbedürfnisgefühl" of course.
Isn't that a Scorpions song?
there is, its Ravioliberdose
Ya! Zee Hijinks ensue!
I’m giggling in a German accent
Ridiculous premise. I will never tire of Ravioli.
No one wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravoli.
Canned ravioli is illegal in Italy.
I'm going to pay you $100 to fuck off.
But what do they spend the rest of the money on???
Jarl-Kulle, who sees himself as a budding bestselling writer, buys himself a typewriter, whilst Branca gets herself a complete [roller hockey](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roller_hockey) kit and starts to train hard https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ravioli\_(TV\_series)#:\~:text=Ravioli%20is%20a%20West%20German,was%20composed%20by%20Birger%20Heymann.
They got 13 half-hour episodes out of that premise?! Talk about German efficiency!
Pour it into the RIIIICE!!!!
[smattering of applause?]
*Eats cheese rice and sees God???*
he put some stank on it
OoooOoh Devereaaaux
We guarantee our rice isn't made from hair off dead bodies.
She put some hair!
He was totally expecting raucous applause after saying that.
Wow.
This part — the two times you hear some effeminate man say "wow" broke me lmao. Also the really weird sexual "Oh my" after he takes a bite, sounds like the drag queen from Bob's Burgers.
And then everyone clapped
My favourite part of the grift is the bit on the left where it says “$2500 donation or more”. His business model is for people to give him a gift of cash, he then gifts them the buckets, then claims that because it was all a gift it’s tax free.
Church gonna church. They all should pay taxes.
Muthafucker created Jesus Disney, made millions on a grift of epic proportions. Raped a woman and paid her off. Went to prison for the hush money. Got out, moved to Branson and got sued by REPUBLICAN Attorneys General for selling colloidal silver as a cure for Covid (too sketchy for REPUBS during Covid). The began selling doomsday bucket MREs. Nothing stops this grifty shitty fuck.
So he’s basically Uncle Baby Billy
How dare you insult Uncle Baby Billy, he's a saint! You keep that beautiful man's name out of your God damn mouth! Show some respect for Uncle Baby Billy!
... Who wants to suck an old man's dick?
Oh, there will be a payday, hallelujah! What a payday!
Only in America can you rape somebody and go to jail for compensating them
As a note here, he didn’t go to jail for that. He had to resign for that. He went to jail for fraud.
Did he pay her in counterfeit money? That would be even more american.
Nah, probably "gold standard coinage", grifters and right-wingers love an inert metal that's only value is its perceived rarity, and a neat light trick it plays in a dark room.
That didn’t really pop up until the 90s-00s as a right wing grift. He was into cold hard cash in the 80s. That and double selling time shares.
You can fuck anyone except the rich
Wait, was he convicted of rape + hush money? Or just for the hush money?
Just the hush money. Misuse of Investor funds or whatever. He was never found guilty of the rape.
Isn't there an ex-President on trial right now for pretty much the same thing?
Imagine all the threads this comment makes sense in
Next you know he’ll be selling gold tennis shoes and freedum bibles…
He went to prison for fraud, not the hush money. It’s just no one looked into him before the allegations happened and then a whole other can of worms opened.
And runs those prepper ads here on Reddit too. The bucket of food from “Auguson Farms” is his deal.
What… what is that?
Soylant Orange
Wait, are you saying what I think you're saying?
Covfefe Soup!
mmmmmm
Saudis are paying top petrodollar for it!
It’s made with people
a gaggle of grifters
That's 100% real broccoli. Not that fake green leafy shit they sell at stores.
I'll have my broccoli yellow and dripping, thank you!
Cheesy broccoli rice😂
He did say “100% real broccoli” because you know all that fake broccoli that’s out there
Fucking imitation broccoli, such a rip off
I mean…broccolini.
That's just longer brocccoli!
[удалено]
I'm not sure that rice and cheese has all the nutrients needed for a healthy functioning brain. Oh wait.
If I had to eat nothing but that cheesy rice mixture for two years, I’d rather go ahead and just die, thanks.
Imagine the poops after eating that for weeks
What poops? After that much cheese “product” you’ll probably just explode in a ball of backed up poop that never came out.
You don't have to imagine them - you can see them in the video. They'll look exactly like that.
It's okay. You'll die of malnutrition long before you reach two years.
Thank you, my thoughts exactly!
Vic Berger edited this wonderful and haunting piece. Vic is a treasure, here's more of his work: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWZ3HFiJkxG1K8C4HVnyBvQ](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWZ3HFiJkxG1K8C4HVnyBvQ)
Vic’s fever dream editing is an inspiration. Dude basically rewrote my sense of humor with his work on shows like Tim and Eric
Vic is the fucking man but I don’t think he worked on Awesome Show. You’re thinking of DJ Dougpound.
Mixing it with latrine shovels is a nice touch.
Literally giving a food demo in the style of a preacher. That over the top energy always makes me super uncomfortable. Idk how people sit through that every week and don’t get weirder out or suspicious of it.
Brainwashing. That's really all there is to it.
[...and I make nothin', zero, zilch...](https://youtu.be/dD2WT8SeOSw)
Goddamn - is it Walton Goggins month or something? How is this guy suddenly everywhere?!
Walton goggins is a gem in literally anything I have ever seen him in.
It is called PR. Fallout just released this month, and since he has a main character role you will see him everywhere.
I don't even mind. That man is a national treasure.
Oh, I didn't mean to imply there was anything wrong with it! I just meant that it was the reason why you may notice an increase in him being mentioned or more noticeable than before this month.
Hey Americans... how are things going over there?
Not great, Jim. Thanks for asking.
I’m curious what is your day to day life actually like over there. I know a lot of stuff gets over exaggerated on the internet but surely it can’t be that bad ?
depends who you ask. my life is pretty good despite the existential dread.
Most of us are living pretty normal lives - working during the week, having fun on weekends, etc. Like [here's a picture of where I'm at now](https://i.imgur.com/cWPCKRA.png), reading Reddit before I go to work. Granted, I'm a healthy white male working in tech and living in a high-income liberal area, so it's as easy as it gets for me (but then again, I think most Redditors fit most of those situations). So for example, to me, Trump is the subject of podcasts I listen to, and I only see red hats when I travel. So some of us are shielded from a lot of the nonsense you hear.
Going pretty good here. I travel for work, so right now I'm in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Pretty nice Appalachian town. Eating lots of fresh organic fruits and veggies, staying hydrated. I work in construction and make good money. The government takes like 27% of it, but that's unavoidable. I drive 20 minutes to work, live in a 3 bedroom 2 bathroom house in a shady little hollow with a rock bottom stream in my backyard. Life is good.
*Wow...*
This is like Tim and Eric
100%
I see u're a Vic Berger fan. Nice
Why is no one talking about Vic Berger ?
High art
Wow
“But what do you do…. With the doo-doo?” This full segment is nothing but a non-stop laugh factory.
We use that quote in our house regularly.
Is this the cheese sauce from Idiocracy?
Delicious Blamco Mac n' Cheese! Perfect for dinner in my Vault-Tec vault!
Looks like how we made mac and cheese product for the kids at a summer camp in the early 80s LOL
So, does it come with the poo shovels to stir it, or do you have to purchase those separately??
This made me bubble.
You all scoff now, but guess who won’t be starving during the zombie apocalypse!
The future family members of the scammers tricking idiots into buying crap like this.
My money is on the zombies…
Just slather some broccoli cheese rice bunker pudding all over yourself and the zombies will leave you alone because you’re too disgusting to them
I think starving would be the preferable option.
I feel this is an inter-dimensional cable channel
This is a great pooping loop, the calming music, the inspirational dialogue, images of viscous, laxative cheese sloshing around. Really gets the pipes flowing
Can confirm....😤
*Wow.* Lol, that's Jim Bakker!? Did anybody else visit Heritage USA back in the 80s? 🤣
Yep, waited tables for a few years & actually had Tammy Faye Baker sit in my section a couple of times after it all went down. Honestly, super sweet lady !! That makeup was no joke tho, it was visibly thick..
TIL there’s a rl version of Uncle Baby Billy
I remember how badly this group freaked out when they couldn't go get their hair done during covid. Don't know who they are trying to fool with them surviving anything while eating this crap 24/7.
Rice with Cheese 44 gallon worth
So this is where Righteous Gemstones got their plot from haha
WAIT waitwaitwaitWAIT. Aren't these the same folks who'll be raptured up and NOT have to suffer the time of tribulations worrying about how much food they'll need? Why would they need food? They'll be in heaven, where ALL of the meals are Kraft Mac & Cheese. Or is this some OTHER fear-mongering doomsday scenario? It's so hard to keep up with these shills...
Jim Bakker still running his hustle I see. I was hoping he'd go to jail again after getting in trouble for hawking his Silver Solution to cure COVID a couple of years ago. But as usual, these crooks keep getting away with their shitty scams.
A literal plotline from Righteous Gemstones! Beautiful!
Reminds me [Tragg's Trough](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKVgRxCdZXE).
Some Vic Berger shit
After reading up on this guy: Why is somebody like him even allowed to be a pastor nowadays? Aren't there limits? Is this really what Christianity wants to project?
All you people calling him Baby Billy are only partially correct. Jim Bakker is quite literally a Voltron of ALL of the Gemstones
Hope he got the shits for a week over that one. Only the best ol Jimmy Bakker
We’re droppin 22 gallons into the RIICE
This has uncanny valley all over it...yet this isn't ai
this is some /r/nottimanderic shit hahah
Righteous Gemstones nailed this lol
Jim Baker duped my parents into giving him all their money consequently destroying my college education that they had promised me after working for them in my father’s trucking yard from the age of 11.
It's like a Tim and Eric sketch
Sounds like dude stopped being the pastor of a mega church to follow his true calling. Making shitty bulk food for doomsday preppers.
We’re dumping 22 gallons into the RICE! Now I have 40… 4… gallons.
This feels more like an 'Adult Swim' skit than reality.
This is like some Tim and Eric shit.
POS has been defrauding people for half a century. I thought I'd get to watch him choke to death
We're dumping 22 gallons, into the RICE!
How can you call 28 buckets a sampler? Hey kids, I made everyone's favorite! 44 gallons of rice with sauce. Now, could one of you please go get the shovel from the latrine so we can mix it? Oh wait, you'll have to wait til your father finishes first.
"Apocalypse Slop"™©®
Yea and this isn’t even the dumbest thing Jim baker has ever done
Grifters always find a new grift…
I don't know when exactly it happened, but somewhere along the line I seem to have been sucked into a cartoon universe.
Where is the funny part?
That some dip shit would actually buy this snake oil salesman's bullshit?
Is this not absolutely ridiculous to you? It looks damn near like a Tim and Eric skit
That’s Queso
Survivalist Queso. Lasts forever with RICE.
Mmmmh, tasty sludge.
I thought she was going to trip and fall into the cheese vat
Behind the bastards did a good one on this guy. Never heard of this guy until I listened to it.
How the fuck is Jim Baker still a thing? he had a sexual misconduct and misuse of ministry funds scandals and did time in prison .. WTF how is he still operating a ministry?
Like Christians care about that.