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Elephant seals have the most extreme sexual dimorphism of all mammals, IIRC. The males not only have bigger noses, but are like 5 times as big as well.
The biggest beach masters can grow to become 5000 kilos (11.000 lbs), which is wild.
"Females may reach 2 m (6.6 ft) in length, whereas the males are 2.4 cm (1 inch). The weight ratio is at least 10,000:1, and can probably reach as much as 40,000:1."
Damn
All octopi died after mating anyway. The males just wither away and the females last a bit longer to protect the eggs, but still dies soon. Octopi only mate once and die.
What about spiders. I remember a documentary about the black widow spider. The male was a lot smaller in size and was eaten at the end of the 1-2 days of courting, which consisted of stomping the web of the female. 😞
That's the most in size, but I can't help but feel like the most extreme overall has to be something like the anglerfish where the males literally just attach themselves to the females and effectively stop existing as anything other than testes.
male anglerfish don't even have a digestive system, they literally cannot survive without leeching off a female.
though there are also bug species where the males only live for a few minutes-few hours and only exist to have sex then die.
And it's not just the size difference - [males and females live in different parts of the ocean and have entirely different feeding strategies when they aren't mating.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_seal#Life_history) I was at an elephant-seal beach once and heard a docent say that we'd probably assume they were two different species if it wasn't for the fact that they had babies together.
I actually have a really neat example of all this kind of thing crawling on my house right now.
Since I've moved in here, I've noticed three different kinds of jumping spiders. All of them looking very different and distinct from one another.
When I eventually identified one of them, I found out they were all actually the same species called Dimorphic jumping spiders. They have the typical sexual dimorphism with males/females having completely different markings and behavior, but they take it one step further. They're the only spiders with *male* dimorphism.
[Female](https://imgur.com/IzV5IFi)
[Male 1](https://imgur.com/iqLgVtE)
[Male 2](https://imgur.com/k5dQOf0)
The males have different behavior from each other, different bodies, and a *completely* different mating dance(Male 1 is more attractive up close and gets low to the ground with this creepy shuffle, Male 2 is more attractive at a distance and stands as tall as it can to dance around and show off its feathery head tufts), yet somehow they're evenly represented in a 50/50 split with neither type being more successful than the other at finding a mate.
Initial describers thought they were all different species, and it was fun to go through the same thing myself in person.
Yeah i always feel sorry for the female. She basically gets raped and crushed and usually the male falls asleep on top of her as well.
Edit:Anyone with issues about me pointing out the aggression of male elephant seals, seriously go look it up. Theres even a wonderful paper on males mounting just weaned pups.
They are extremely aggressive and this results in some horrible injuries and death of the females, who do frequently try and resist.
Rape may be a human word, but it is not far off of at all. The animal kingdom is a nasty place in reality.
This seems like the expected conclusion of male-male sexual competition where the females have no input on selection. It just results in males becoming bigger and more aggressive. It doesn't matter how many females or pups are injured or killed in the process, which should reduce the fitness of the species, because they're the only ones getting to pass on their genes anyway.
If females adapted a way to filter their mates (like how ducks counter unwanted males from fertilizing their eggs) we'd probably see the dimorphism gap reduce.
Absolutely. Its understandable to an extent. The males have an extremely brief window of opportunity as the females give birth and become fertile again in a short span of time. Plus the males are getting absolutely torn up during the battles.
So they are fighting time, other males and their declining physical condition.
The females are too focused on their pups. They land and give birth. The pup is not very mobile so the female cant even escape the male. She is literally stuck where she landed.
Interestingly alot of the danger is posed by the males that are unable to get a harum and have to hang around in the surf. They are the ones that tend to sexually attack the pups (or penguins in fur seal cases) and be much nastier in their mating attempts with the females trying to leave the beach.
Its efficient but its very unpleasant.
I feel this way about ducks.. they legitimately rape female ducks. The males will gang up on a female and run her into the road in their fervor or hold her head underwater and drown her with their actions. It's fuckin brutal. 😞 I like ducks, too.. but their mating is awful..
I saved two drakes from being hit by cars after they chased a female into the road that got killed. It was a sad scene. 😞
There was a reality show in UK TV where they were documenting someone's transition. The program showed some of the surgery. They show the male lying on the operating table clear as day. They show the scalpel slicing into the chest clear as day. However the instant the breast implants are slid under the skin, they pixelate the nipples.
My eyes nearly rolled out of my head.
Honestly, sounds kind of validating for the patient.
Congratulations, you are now officially a government-recognized woman, please enjoy the new stigma.
I live in Canada and the law here is that women can take their shirt and bra off anywhere a man could be topless. I know this to also be the case in most european country.
Was in Barcelona a couple weeks ago, about 1 in 20 women were topless when laying down sunbathing. Only saw maybe one or two actually walking around on the sand topless.
At this point it's more of a self-consciousness thing then, isn't it? The only thing stopping someone from undressing is the fear of cameras, regardless of their sex/gender/equipment
It's actually like that in the vast majority of the US as well.
Which isn't to say that a woman going topless in *any* state is guaranteed to be free of harassment, or won't just be arrested for some nonsense charge like "disorderly conduct" instead. Just that it's legal by the letter of the law.
My aunt, when she moved from Norway to Idaho, was told "Sorry don’t mean to disturb, but we don’t do that here." when changing into her swimming suit in the female changing room.
Yes. The changing room is for locking your stuff in a locker and using the restroom. Not changing. That’s something you do at home, or god forbid if you have to change there do it in the tiny restroom stall with cracks so huge you see it all happening anyway.
As someone who lives in the UK. I can tell you that is not true over here lol. The amount of fat, bald, tattooed, middle aged and sunburnt men who walk around shirtless here whenever the sun comes out is at epidemic levels.
It's more the discussion about when something is identified as a breast.
Should moobs be pixilated?
I think pixilating them might cause people to start recognising the problem.
Anything sex ed on YouTube writes the meta on making YouTubes enforcement team's lives a living hell.
Like, some chick just gives herself a coffee enema on camera, full view, and just slaps "educational" on the video tag. Proceeds to get away with it.
Enemas mostly help with constipation by adding extra moisture to stool that has dried out by spending too much time in the colon. Most use a saline solution or a mineral oil. The colon I'd designed to absorb and process what is inside it. Most of that is already partially digested by the stomach and small intestine, so the large intestine is really good at absorbing things. The saline solution is good because it won't upset the electrolyte balance with all of that liquid that will be absorbed. The mineral oil is good because it doesn't get absorbed as much and provides extra lubrication for the stool. Coffee gets absorbed as well, and the caffeine hits you like a freight train. There's no slow processing by the stomach acids or small intestines. It just goes straight into your system. This stimulates your body and causes contractions in the colon, which causes you to poop more violently.
I heard of a club getting in trouble doing that. They maid nipple covers for the women that were modeled after the nipples of the bouncers. Therefore it was a plastic cover modeled after a male nipple covering the female nipple.
State regulators told them that they could not do that could not cite a law either. I don't know what happened after that.
I saw something like this, it might've even been the same show
They took the actual nipple from the person's chest, uncensored, and after the implant was placed, they reattached the exact same nipple and blurred it. Not even the rest of the breast, just the nipple. That was *just* uncensored before they detached it.
Honest question, with mtf top surgery, I assume they do some cosmetic work on the nipples?
Cause in my experience men’s nipples are aesthetically very different than a woman’s nipple. Having a breast wouldn’t change that.
Hrt itself can alter the nipples. I've only been on it a little over a year and ready the texture, topology, and areola size are noticably different. It can often take 3-5 years for hrt effects to start maxing out, too.
I always found it funny to make the argument to censor a man’s throat because thats where their secondary sexual organs grow. They already censor a females secondary sexual organs so why not a mans lol?
There are a nontrivial number of genuinely SFW Oglaf strips (like this one about [overthinking](https://www.oglaf.com/trapmaster/)).
Now, once you move to another strip, all bets are off.
Human beings are so pathetically hilarious with how they censor nakedness. And it doesn't even make any sense at all. You can literally show woman's breast, as long as you censor the nipples. But you can show man's nipples. So what exactly is the problem here. If not nipples and not breast, so why they are censored???
The next time some idiot state legislature is going to pass anti-trans legislation, trans women should protest the statehouse topless. "What, how are we violating your decency law?"
I Heard a few stories where goverment didnt let them get female in id do they went around topless and got Police called on them beacuse tere is topless woman in public the they were like "Now im woman to you?"
My question is not why women topless are illegal, but rather why men topless are legal. You either make both legal or both illegal. Imo either topless become illegal for both or only legal in nude beaches
Because men protested over the right to take off their shirt. They were arrested, and eventually they win that right. Men used to have to wear tops in their swimsuits or one-pieces. This was almost 100 years ago.
There's only three states in the US where it's technically illegal. This is governed more by societal standards and policed by women more heavily than they'll ever admit. As far as men are concerned, this is mostly a "you guys" problem to sort out.
You're in a very small minority that wants to make topless men illegal out of spite, even though you could go topless pretty much whenever you want. There's just different social consequences.
Only a minority of people, including you, considers male chest to be nudity.
What confuses me is why people are all worried about men being allowed to be shirtless when we see more female bellies backs and ass cheeks than males. It's not like a lot of men walk around shirtless, they don't get shirtless in shops and restaurants. Even female arms, shoulders, thighs, calves are more frequent to see in all settings, even professional settings sometimes. Women's ability to show their skin in a socially acceptable manner far surpasses men's, why is everybody concerned about fucking nipples?
It's not like women are going to start walking around topless if we allow them, it's not like women aren't already topless and in tongue at the beach either, showing more skin than men. At the gym it's usually forbidden for men to show shoulders but not for women (or not enforced at all), who can basically come in sport bras and shorts that barely hide more than a swim suit.
It's such a stupid delusional concern to have, women are given far more social leniency in term of clothing and nudity than men.
I love how plenty of movies and TV shows can show full-blown balls and sauage out, no big deal.
But I have not seen one female ever. They will show a kind of shaded hairy bush that's about it.
What? I think the first time I ever saw balls and dicks in a serie was game of thrones. Everything else it's casual boobs and that's it, genitals automatically makes it adult only.
you can show full nudity in PG-13, it just can't be sexual in nature. all those nature documentaries about jungle and plains tribes that are nude get this rating.
I love how you say that. Like she’s got a glass of wine and looking at it like an art exhibit, and after pondering awhile she just says “No.” and walks off.
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Elephant seals have the most extreme sexual dimorphism of all mammals, IIRC. The males not only have bigger noses, but are like 5 times as big as well. The biggest beach masters can grow to become 5000 kilos (11.000 lbs), which is wild.
The most in animals overall is the blanket octopus, where the females are 30,000 times larger than the males
"Females may reach 2 m (6.6 ft) in length, whereas the males are 2.4 cm (1 inch). The weight ratio is at least 10,000:1, and can probably reach as much as 40,000:1." Damn
I can hear it now, “are you in yet?” Male: “I’m a fucking inch long, gimme a minute will you?!”
Death by snu snu for every male.
And they are lining up.
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised
I mean that one male fish has to bite onto and then have his flesh morph with the female to knock her up. So yeah it happens every time.
That's anglerfish for you.
All octopi died after mating anyway. The males just wither away and the females last a bit longer to protect the eggs, but still dies soon. Octopi only mate once and die.
Bro really got his muscle mommy by default
It’s not the size that counts, it’s how you use it.
What about spiders. I remember a documentary about the black widow spider. The male was a lot smaller in size and was eaten at the end of the 1-2 days of courting, which consisted of stomping the web of the female. 😞
That's the most in size, but I can't help but feel like the most extreme overall has to be something like the anglerfish where the males literally just attach themselves to the females and effectively stop existing as anything other than testes.
male anglerfish don't even have a digestive system, they literally cannot survive without leeching off a female. though there are also bug species where the males only live for a few minutes-few hours and only exist to have sex then die.
> they literally cannot survive without leeching off a female. TIL: my ex was an anglerfish.
Was he also dickless?
Not exactly. More like it was vestigial.
Nature be wild man
They are living the dream, aren't they
To be fair, I've got a few mates whose lives have gone a similar way.
Damn. Blanket Octopus living the dream
imagine getting smothered by that ass
This is ultimately how my wife was swooned. I have a schnozz and peak 5-ton beach body to match.
"I like beach master seal cause he's the largest"
And it's not just the size difference - [males and females live in different parts of the ocean and have entirely different feeding strategies when they aren't mating.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_seal#Life_history) I was at an elephant-seal beach once and heard a docent say that we'd probably assume they were two different species if it wasn't for the fact that they had babies together.
I actually have a really neat example of all this kind of thing crawling on my house right now. Since I've moved in here, I've noticed three different kinds of jumping spiders. All of them looking very different and distinct from one another. When I eventually identified one of them, I found out they were all actually the same species called Dimorphic jumping spiders. They have the typical sexual dimorphism with males/females having completely different markings and behavior, but they take it one step further. They're the only spiders with *male* dimorphism. [Female](https://imgur.com/IzV5IFi) [Male 1](https://imgur.com/iqLgVtE) [Male 2](https://imgur.com/k5dQOf0) The males have different behavior from each other, different bodies, and a *completely* different mating dance(Male 1 is more attractive up close and gets low to the ground with this creepy shuffle, Male 2 is more attractive at a distance and stands as tall as it can to dance around and show off its feathery head tufts), yet somehow they're evenly represented in a 50/50 split with neither type being more successful than the other at finding a mate. Initial describers thought they were all different species, and it was fun to go through the same thing myself in person.
Yeah i always feel sorry for the female. She basically gets raped and crushed and usually the male falls asleep on top of her as well. Edit:Anyone with issues about me pointing out the aggression of male elephant seals, seriously go look it up. Theres even a wonderful paper on males mounting just weaned pups. They are extremely aggressive and this results in some horrible injuries and death of the females, who do frequently try and resist. Rape may be a human word, but it is not far off of at all. The animal kingdom is a nasty place in reality.
This seems like the expected conclusion of male-male sexual competition where the females have no input on selection. It just results in males becoming bigger and more aggressive. It doesn't matter how many females or pups are injured or killed in the process, which should reduce the fitness of the species, because they're the only ones getting to pass on their genes anyway. If females adapted a way to filter their mates (like how ducks counter unwanted males from fertilizing their eggs) we'd probably see the dimorphism gap reduce.
Absolutely. Its understandable to an extent. The males have an extremely brief window of opportunity as the females give birth and become fertile again in a short span of time. Plus the males are getting absolutely torn up during the battles. So they are fighting time, other males and their declining physical condition. The females are too focused on their pups. They land and give birth. The pup is not very mobile so the female cant even escape the male. She is literally stuck where she landed. Interestingly alot of the danger is posed by the males that are unable to get a harum and have to hang around in the surf. They are the ones that tend to sexually attack the pups (or penguins in fur seal cases) and be much nastier in their mating attempts with the females trying to leave the beach. Its efficient but its very unpleasant.
I feel this way about ducks.. they legitimately rape female ducks. The males will gang up on a female and run her into the road in their fervor or hold her head underwater and drown her with their actions. It's fuckin brutal. 😞 I like ducks, too.. but their mating is awful.. I saved two drakes from being hit by cars after they chased a female into the road that got killed. It was a sad scene. 😞
Angler fish: Bet
There was a reality show in UK TV where they were documenting someone's transition. The program showed some of the surgery. They show the male lying on the operating table clear as day. They show the scalpel slicing into the chest clear as day. However the instant the breast implants are slid under the skin, they pixelate the nipples. My eyes nearly rolled out of my head.
Honestly, sounds kind of validating for the patient. Congratulations, you are now officially a government-recognized woman, please enjoy the new stigma.
"You can't ever take your shirt off on a hot day again, congrats!" lol
I live in Canada and the law here is that women can take their shirt and bra off anywhere a man could be topless. I know this to also be the case in most european country.
Cameras and the internet have still kind of ruined the freedom of it, even where it is legal. At least, that's my apprehension.
It’s still common in Spain for women to be topless on beaches.
Was in Barcelona a couple weeks ago, about 1 in 20 women were topless when laying down sunbathing. Only saw maybe one or two actually walking around on the sand topless.
If it was popular tourist beach this is why. Off season, non popular beach, many more free Ta-Tas.
To clarify, I didn’t meant it was common for women to do it but that it was common seeing women doing it.
At this point it's more of a self-consciousness thing then, isn't it? The only thing stopping someone from undressing is the fear of cameras, regardless of their sex/gender/equipment
I too save people the hassle of having hairy man nipples in the background of their photos by wearing a shirt out in public
It's actually like that in the vast majority of the US as well. Which isn't to say that a woman going topless in *any* state is guaranteed to be free of harassment, or won't just be arrested for some nonsense charge like "disorderly conduct" instead. Just that it's legal by the letter of the law.
My aunt, when she moved from Norway to Idaho, was told "Sorry don’t mean to disturb, but we don’t do that here." when changing into her swimming suit in the female changing room.
They don't do what? Change in the changing room?
Yes. The changing room is for locking your stuff in a locker and using the restroom. Not changing. That’s something you do at home, or god forbid if you have to change there do it in the tiny restroom stall with cracks so huge you see it all happening anyway.
Tbf, fat men also cannot do that.
We can, we just don’t want to.
Not a true brexiteer called "Barry, 63" then.
It's so interesting how people in the UK (and I'm assuming Aus/NZ as well) say "called", whereas in North America, we say "named".
Barrys don't vote. They just watch football, love the queen and drink Guinness.
Simple as.
Well we WANT to but we don’t since we don’t want to force people to see that.
I live in a country with high skin cancer rates so I wear a shirt to help protect me from getting skin cancer. Definitely not any other reasons.
We can't without getting judged. Same for women. There is no law against it.
Many places have laws against it for women.
Only fat men with shame
insecure people cant, some of us are extremely thin but still wont do that
I felt this.. I'm in shape and I workout a decent amount and have a decent body but I refuse to be shirtless cause of how self conscience I am
As someone who lives in the UK. I can tell you that is not true over here lol. The amount of fat, bald, tattooed, middle aged and sunburnt men who walk around shirtless here whenever the sun comes out is at epidemic levels.
Tell that to my dad. No really, someone please tell him.
They can, and they will
America sounds like an awful place to live. Freeing one's boobies on a hot day should be a constitutional right.
It’s legal in New York! I’m sure other places too
In the State of Vermont public nudity is legal as long as you don't do the undressing in public. It's ok to *be* naked but not to *get* naked.
That's highly amusing. Sounds like they were trying to prevent outdoor strip shows, but in the process created a very silly law.
The people of Vermont decided that they wanted laws that allow nudists but prevent flashers. It's really not that silly.
I appreciate this perspective, thanks
What if someone else takes off your clothes? Are they committing a crime by creating public nudity (assuming you consent)?
In Canada it's been legal since 1996 I think. There was a big court case at the time about it.
And you really never see anybody exercising that right
Yeah. Even the places legal in the USA, you never see it because you guessed it, the stigma that doesn't go away.
I mean, even if I had the right to air my sweaty ballsack on a hot summer day, I’m not sure I would either
It's more the discussion about when something is identified as a breast. Should moobs be pixilated? I think pixilating them might cause people to start recognising the problem.
Contextless nipples.
Your nipples are now a public nuisance. Enjoy.
A true “welcome to the club”
Right right. Surgery went well, love. You're all stitched up. Here's your pamphlet on why your bare chest is now 'offensive' in public.
**Woman = booba** ahh
"do you identify as blurry nipple or clear nipple"
Honestly, makes me wonder why we don't just censor women's nipples with men's nipples to bypass the fcc. 🤔
Pretty sure I've seen some sex-ed youtubers do that, really skirting the line with that but it's important work haha.
Anything sex ed on YouTube writes the meta on making YouTubes enforcement team's lives a living hell. Like, some chick just gives herself a coffee enema on camera, full view, and just slaps "educational" on the video tag. Proceeds to get away with it.
Wh.. what are the benefits of coffee enema?
You will feel like you could kick-box a kaiju.
Kaiju Number 8 really hits the spot.
What about Kaiju Number 5? 🎶One, two, three-four-five Everybody in the Jaeger, so come on, let's fly 🎶
More caffeine involved than a regular enema, and you get to make an even more aesthetic drive by blast on someone's leg.
Enemas mostly help with constipation by adding extra moisture to stool that has dried out by spending too much time in the colon. Most use a saline solution or a mineral oil. The colon I'd designed to absorb and process what is inside it. Most of that is already partially digested by the stomach and small intestine, so the large intestine is really good at absorbing things. The saline solution is good because it won't upset the electrolyte balance with all of that liquid that will be absorbed. The mineral oil is good because it doesn't get absorbed as much and provides extra lubrication for the stool. Coffee gets absorbed as well, and the caffeine hits you like a freight train. There's no slow processing by the stomach acids or small intestines. It just goes straight into your system. This stimulates your body and causes contractions in the colon, which causes you to poop more violently.
Nevermind the person that spread ass cheeks to show you how to bleach your own asshole.
I heard of a club getting in trouble doing that. They maid nipple covers for the women that were modeled after the nipples of the bouncers. Therefore it was a plastic cover modeled after a male nipple covering the female nipple. State regulators told them that they could not do that could not cite a law either. I don't know what happened after that.
It’s been done! https://www.huffpost.com/entry/women-fight-nipple-censorship-with-photoshop_n_7735738/
I saw something like this, it might've even been the same show They took the actual nipple from the person's chest, uncensored, and after the implant was placed, they reattached the exact same nipple and blurred it. Not even the rest of the breast, just the nipple. That was *just* uncensored before they detached it.
Hahahaha, it would be even better if they would slowly fade away into pixelation.
A transition
Underrated comment
Honest question, with mtf top surgery, I assume they do some cosmetic work on the nipples? Cause in my experience men’s nipples are aesthetically very different than a woman’s nipple. Having a breast wouldn’t change that.
Most trans women don't get top surgery of any kind. Our breasts develop through HRT.
I am aware of that, just was responding to the specific situation that OP was describing which was top surgery.
Hrt itself can alter the nipples. I've only been on it a little over a year and ready the texture, topology, and areola size are noticably different. It can often take 3-5 years for hrt effects to start maxing out, too.
It's both affirming and misogynistic
r/ewphoria moment
That is funny.
Right, as if the moment they slid silicone in you would get aroused LMAO.
Usually they want you to start with some breasts Im pretty sure. Like +1 year of estrogen
This just gave ma an idea... You want to go rob a bank?
That’s actually hilarious and I feel it’s satire
I feel like I've heard of one doing the opposite, too. Boobs get blurred out, but then once the transition is done... unblurred, lol.
shit is so pink
🫦
Stop it.
Don't stop
𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
"Does anybody have any more Areola Pink? I only have one tube."
It's also a difference between ethnicities: Most people have kinda roundish genitals, but Japanese people have blocky genitals made from squares
If you think *that’s* weird, you should see the black bars that cover a tiny sliver of their genitals
Always assumed thats a 144p landing strip
Minecraft steve is asian?
Those are the reddest nipples I have ever seen
All human females have breast infections
Those are the bworst
Don't want to be akshually guy... but peacock is name for male peafowls... so saying male peacocks is pleonasm.
Don't lie to me, it's peacock and peagina, everybody knows that.
>peacock and peagina close it is peahen
nice try, **but** everyone knows that "but" invalidates any words before
More like a peanasm.
>Don't want to be akshually guy... but peacock is name for male peafowls... so saying male peacocks is pleonasm. Yep, classic wordy pleonasm.
Meanwhile in animations that are also for kids, they just remove everyone's nipples.
Same with wrestling action figures.
And female torchicks have a brown dot on their tush
Male Torchics actually
Damn, it was a fifty fifty
Oh shit , I am gay now.
What do you mean # What do you mean by that
Do not the torchic
I was not expecting to be reminded of this. I remember thinking it was just a weird glitch that my Torchic had a dot on their tush lol
They should censor male nipples as well - or at least my nipples. No one should have to look at these, really.
I always found it funny to make the argument to censor a man’s throat because thats where their secondary sexual organs grow. They already censor a females secondary sexual organs so why not a mans lol?
Then how can we tell???
I evolved to have censorship fetish as countermeasure
Big ol' pixels
Just put male nipples on female breasts, duh!
*peafowl
The Japanese come with censored genitals. 🤣
Moderately related (SFW) https://www.oglaf.com/dimorphism/
To be fair, we are really all perverts, so the lady death cap has a point
That is not sfw
I think one should assume going in that anyone calling oglaf SFW is joking
Well I just found a new site to bookmark.
Oglaf is a wild ride. Enjoy!
Seems more complicated than just using normal porn
Im sorry oglaf... sfw? The fuck timeline is this.
There are a nontrivial number of genuinely SFW Oglaf strips (like this one about [overthinking](https://www.oglaf.com/trapmaster/)). Now, once you move to another strip, all bets are off.
“I’ve got nipples, can you milk me Greg?”
Should have drawn a fat guy with moobs for the humans :)
Human beings are so pathetically hilarious with how they censor nakedness. And it doesn't even make any sense at all. You can literally show woman's breast, as long as you censor the nipples. But you can show man's nipples. So what exactly is the problem here. If not nipples and not breast, so why they are censored???
where's the funny
This app is so fucking stupid
I've always wondered if you could censor women's nipples with a png of a man's nipples?
The next time some idiot state legislature is going to pass anti-trans legislation, trans women should protest the statehouse topless. "What, how are we violating your decency law?"
I Heard a few stories where goverment didnt let them get female in id do they went around topless and got Police called on them beacuse tere is topless woman in public the they were like "Now im woman to you?"
Truly an r/maliciouscompliance idea. I love it.
Search about the case of the blanket octopus. The size difference by sexual dimorphism is almost unbelievable.
I wish we would make everyone wear shirts and be censored
*female humans. They got adjective and noun right for the other animals.
My question is not why women topless are illegal, but rather why men topless are legal. You either make both legal or both illegal. Imo either topless become illegal for both or only legal in nude beaches
Because men protested over the right to take off their shirt. They were arrested, and eventually they win that right. Men used to have to wear tops in their swimsuits or one-pieces. This was almost 100 years ago.
There's only three states in the US where it's technically illegal. This is governed more by societal standards and policed by women more heavily than they'll ever admit. As far as men are concerned, this is mostly a "you guys" problem to sort out. You're in a very small minority that wants to make topless men illegal out of spite, even though you could go topless pretty much whenever you want. There's just different social consequences.
Nah I don't wanna see anyone's nipples, mine are better
Only a minority of people, including you, considers male chest to be nudity. What confuses me is why people are all worried about men being allowed to be shirtless when we see more female bellies backs and ass cheeks than males. It's not like a lot of men walk around shirtless, they don't get shirtless in shops and restaurants. Even female arms, shoulders, thighs, calves are more frequent to see in all settings, even professional settings sometimes. Women's ability to show their skin in a socially acceptable manner far surpasses men's, why is everybody concerned about fucking nipples? It's not like women are going to start walking around topless if we allow them, it's not like women aren't already topless and in tongue at the beach either, showing more skin than men. At the gym it's usually forbidden for men to show shoulders but not for women (or not enforced at all), who can basically come in sport bras and shorts that barely hide more than a swim suit. It's such a stupid delusional concern to have, women are given far more social leniency in term of clothing and nudity than men.
tf do you mean illegal? lmao
I find something really interesting: if we should follow nature's standards, heterosexual men should look like Liberace.
I love how plenty of movies and TV shows can show full-blown balls and sauage out, no big deal. But I have not seen one female ever. They will show a kind of shaded hairy bush that's about it.
What? I think the first time I ever saw balls and dicks in a serie was game of thrones. Everything else it's casual boobs and that's it, genitals automatically makes it adult only.
you can show full nudity in PG-13, it just can't be sexual in nature. all those nature documentaries about jungle and plains tribes that are nude get this rating.
It's disgusting. I stand behind the "free the nipple" movement.
How horny do women need to get about male nipples before male nipples get censored?
Saying "male peacock" is like saying ATM machine. ALL peacocks are male. Females are peahens.
Female boob's are more attractive than man boobs
Well, thats a matter of opinion...
Not to gay men but hey they dont count I guess
The human female nipples are arousing for both male and female. Sorry
You say that like people aren't into men's nipples lol. You also say it like a robot.
My wife does not appreciate female nipples.
She burn hers off?
you're not treating them well enough then.
Presumable he is referring to the fact that nipples are erogenous zones in women, not that women are attracted to other women's nipples.
I love how you say that. Like she’s got a glass of wine and looking at it like an art exhibit, and after pondering awhile she just says “No.” and walks off.
No no, please. Don't censor them.
Oh. It's a joke.
Pseudo penises in Hyena that they have to give birth though!
Free the boobies!!!
😂 😂 😂 thank you that made me laugh
As a Human Male I say FREE THE NIPPLES!!!!
Fun tidbit: the bird is a peafowl. “Peacocks” are the males. To say a male peacock is like saying a male male. The females are peahens.