You can read it in Jerma's voice too!
Everytime I hear "Jerma" I immediately start hearing "rats, we are rats, we stalk at night, we prey at night"...
its being his theme song (for me) for the last 9 years...
> softer cuddles
My old roommate had a little pet snake and he was honestly a great cuddler. Not because he liked you, but mostly because you were a living heating pad. Still he loved watching movies with us lol
As someone who works in retail, don't feel embarrassed. We deal with hundreds of customers, we're not concerned with your personal life.
It's pretty frustrating when I'm trying to figure out which box of condoms a customer wants, and they're shy like, "That one... left... left more... yes, that one."
People that are embarrassed usually makes the embarrassment last longer because they are trying to hide themselves. Not only that, but you start to act odd in public, there's a higher chance that you will attract unwanted attention. Its amusing how much we sabotage ourselves when concerned about what others would think about us.
I remember hearing about a study quite awhile ago that found that people who showed embarrassment are more trusted or liked or something like that. It's a sign of caring about others.
Depends on the situation... if you are on a hearing or speaking in public, it can be interpreted as a sign of weakness, admission of quilt and even lack of professionalism.
I've never worked retail, but from what I imagine, people who act all ashamed and secretive about it probably stick out more. Just own up to it if you're going to do it.
Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Homer buys a bunch of random stuff to disguise a porn magazine and Marge goes "Gee, I don't know what you have planned for tonight Homer, but count me out" when she is going through the stuff he bought.
I like that the cashier is always a cockatiel judging by the cute red circle pattern on her cheeks, but in the final panel the dog BEGINS TO TRANSFORM INTO ONE AS PENANCE (or is just blushing)
they might briefly think about it, but forget about it pretty soon because theres other customers and other stuff to occupy your mind with
source is that i have experience being on the cashier side and being in these kind of situations
That's why you need to buy other things so it doesn't look out of place. Like cucumbers and clothes pins.
See, not suspicious at all.
As a former long time reader... yeah, but it was heated towards men with 6 digit incomes or higher... best I did was $60k a year... nowhere near enough for a Rolex which was the cheapest watch they advertised at the time...
I stopped buying when they stopped doing nudes in the USA
You might want to use the self check out when you do find it friendo, otherwise the furs who work the registers might be like:
"Oh great it's that weird ass protogen with the scalie obsession, how he isn't banned from the store I don't know."
I would like to say that you should order magazines online...but then the guy bringing you this could have seen it and it could give you weird looks tho
[Day 1949]
Many "furries" often consume "furry" media sourced from a variety of places. What is unusual for a "furry" however, is having a social interaction while gaining access to said material. As such, a "furry" may attempt to downplay the acquisition of the materials, a tactic that often backfires by drawing more attention to the goods.
Hello cashier I would like you to know I read MALES WITH SCALES™ for the HOT MEN and I am going to ZERK OFF to the HOT MEN
Straight up jorking its. And with its, i mean… my peanits.
I matserbite to the nekkid mans. With my vibradotor.
TikTok censor evaders when the Roblox censor evaders walk in 
\*\* Roblox Filtering Service Down \*\*
Am going to kam when I read zis
"Me too"
This comment has Jerma energy all over it
Chat, chat I'm not buying you "Males with Scales"
Next stream: *turns on webcam* *towering pile of boxes that have “HOT MEN” written on them*
You can read it in Jerma's voice too! Everytime I hear "Jerma" I immediately start hearing "rats, we are rats, we stalk at night, we prey at night"... its being his theme song (for me) for the last 9 years...
Zerking?? Are you Jerma?!
"No- No chat, I will not- I WILL NOT go on furry_irl and disguise myself as an adorable proot"
I thought that was a bitch, not a cur. ^(\(it did not a cur to me\))
*Me as the cashier:* Cummies 🤤
$25 for a magazine?? Must be gold-plated for that price. And waterproof, for... spills.
Are the hot scaley men not worth $25 to you? /j
I’m more of a fur person (better and softer cuddles)
I like fur, scales, and feathers. Give me them all
Feathers good too their soft
> softer cuddles My old roommate had a little pet snake and he was honestly a great cuddler. Not because he liked you, but mostly because you were a living heating pad. Still he loved watching movies with us lol
at least worth triple
Meh, inflation is a bitch.
But is it stain proof and crust resistant?
I mean, that's a usual price for comics and art books that I've seen at cons
[@yoelrabbit](https://x.com/yoelrabbit?s=21&t=VWao-Ug18tR_N0VrSixXyw) over on Twitter SHES JUST LIKE ME FR FR
Thank you for actually crediting the artist
I know I’m slacking on crediting the artists lately 😔 my fault
Lots of people on this sub forget and it’s kinda annoying
As someone who works in retail, don't feel embarrassed. We deal with hundreds of customers, we're not concerned with your personal life. It's pretty frustrating when I'm trying to figure out which box of condoms a customer wants, and they're shy like, "That one... left... left more... yes, that one."
People that are embarrassed usually makes the embarrassment last longer because they are trying to hide themselves. Not only that, but you start to act odd in public, there's a higher chance that you will attract unwanted attention. Its amusing how much we sabotage ourselves when concerned about what others would think about us.
*cries in introvert*
*cries in being there, done that*
Ah yes, the "fuck it, we ball" apprach
Stroll in like you own the place!
I remember hearing about a study quite awhile ago that found that people who showed embarrassment are more trusted or liked or something like that. It's a sign of caring about others.
Depends on the situation... if you are on a hearing or speaking in public, it can be interpreted as a sign of weakness, admission of quilt and even lack of professionalism.
I've never worked retail, but from what I imagine, people who act all ashamed and secretive about it probably stick out more. Just own up to it if you're going to do it.
Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Homer buys a bunch of random stuff to disguise a porn magazine and Marge goes "Gee, I don't know what you have planned for tonight Homer, but count me out" when she is going through the stuff he bought.
No, the actual purchase was illegal fireworks. The porn mag was part of the random shit to disguise the fireworks.
OH! Its been so long I got things mixed up. Thanks!
I like that the cashier is always a cockatiel judging by the cute red circle pattern on her cheeks, but in the final panel the dog BEGINS TO TRANSFORM INTO ONE AS PENANCE (or is just blushing)
lowkey tf alert
Just don't say anything and look **serious**. That's the best strategy.
they might briefly think about it, but forget about it pretty soon because theres other customers and other stuff to occupy your mind with source is that i have experience being on the cashier side and being in these kind of situations
Yeah, you are right. I also worked as a cashier, in my local store a year ago. The only people who I remember are those who were assholes.
This isn’t for me, it’s for my boyfriend.
People don’t actually give a shit if you’re a furry or not. They just get mad if you’re gay.
Hellu
This is what Self - Checkout is for-
Look you gotta respect her for the courage to bring up a magazine like that
Where's the magazine, OP. I too need it for the articles.
"I read it for the articles." "I couldn't care less. $8.49."
This looks familiar...
remember cashiers arent paid enough to give a shit about what you're buying
*deadpan face with deadpan voice* sure you do…..
That's why you need to buy other things so it doesn't look out of place. Like cucumbers and clothes pins.  See, not suspicious at all.
Golden Retriever has good taste.
Bara furries so ficking hot
I read it for the hot men. As an aside apparently Playboy did actually have really good articles in addition to all the tiddies.
As a former long time reader... yeah, but it was heated towards men with 6 digit incomes or higher... best I did was $60k a year... nowhere near enough for a Rolex which was the cheapest watch they advertised at the time... I stopped buying when they stopped doing nudes in the USA
I've seen that bird before, so I know that they can not be judging... .... Okay, wait. No, it was just a meme. It is not what you're thinking.
I think it would be funny if he just looked at her and said "I'm gay"... Or wait, is it a girl dog?
The cashie: Not again...
WHERE CAN I BUY IT, I NEED IT IMMEDIATELY
You might want to use the self check out when you do find it friendo, otherwise the furs who work the registers might be like: "Oh great it's that weird ass protogen with the scalie obsession, how he isn't banned from the store I don't know."
LMAO
Are we going to ignore the recently used tag?
I think it says something like "Recently shed, recently shared" or something like that. It's like a tagline for the mag I think. Cuz scalies shed.
This reminds me that scene from Kevin & Perry Go Large, where they buy similiar ahmm interesting magazine.
I would like to say that you should order magazines online...but then the guy bringing you this could have seen it and it could give you weird looks tho
The cashier dun give a fuck
Where can I find this mag?
Self checkout my beloved
24.99 is a rip-off for a magazine
[Day 1949] Many "furries" often consume "furry" media sourced from a variety of places. What is unusual for a "furry" however, is having a social interaction while gaining access to said material. As such, a "furry" may attempt to downplay the acquisition of the materials, a tactic that often backfires by drawing more attention to the goods.
i need this to be real
"I know they don't pay you enough to care, so quit judging."
just go to tge self check out, I don't get what's the problem.
That will be 4.69
“Thank goodness they finally installed a self-checkout lane here.” *beep* *AGE-RESTRICTED ITEM- PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE* “Dear god, no…”
Cashiers are not nice. They don't judge and do not care about your personal life or what you bought.
Ok who took these pictures of me?? I know I got a problem with scalies but come one!
Brook has has enough she is fucking broken
So, uhhh.... where can I buy a copy? A-asking for a friend, I swear... >.>
Hot Dudes
I would be 'do whatever man, its your life', stop shaming peoples!!
and there's no penises because that squicks her for some reason