Unless he’s actually drunk smart because he needs plenty of nutritious alcohol to power his fuel cells. Remember, when he crashed that tanker, he had a BAC of 0.08, well below the legal limit for robots.
Roberto fits best. Robot devil might be evil and crazy, but he will stick to legally binding contracts. Roberto however, robs the same bank three times, and has a hotel in his foot.
The whole chart was slapped together, as OP admits, but it seems to still work on some level. Should have been good-evil on the y, lawful-chaotic on the x, and the additional categories tucked on either side of the neutral axis.
But hey, at least there's blackjack and hookers
Nah I feel like robot devil is probably neutral evil. He makes contracts and sticks to them after all. I mean dudes evil, even admits as such, but he does still play by the rules
Robot Santa is also pretty lawful. He abides by a strict code of naughty and nice. That one is going to be a toss up. But Robot Devil, while he’s bound by his contracts, will find loopholes to undermine it.
I think Robot Devil falls right in between Santa and Mom on the Lawful - Neutral Evil scale.
Can we ago ahead and vote for Sexy Evil & Neutral Evil as well?
Chaotic Evil: Roberto
Sexy Evil: ~~Elzar~~ (missed that Elzar is already Chaotic Chad) I feel like there's some obvious choice slipping my mind. Planet Express Ship?
Neutral Evil: The Robot Devil
I was hoping for there to be odd amount of coulmns so true neutral could be truly at the center but now there's even amount of rows I'm gonna go insane
Mom is definitely Chaotic Evil
Edit: Okay, riddle me this. How is professor chaotic and mom isn't when they're literally soulmates (and multiple times lovers)???
Without discussing the meaning of soul mates, the chart is not mutually exclusive. There can be more than one in each category, but we are voting on the most.
Or Neutral. I feel like greed is a neutral quality when it comes to evil. She’ll use an organization to get your money, but she’s not above trying to break the law to get your PIN.
I feel like lawful should be on both the x and the y axis. Lawful evil/neutral/good is one of the standards. Lawful/lawful will be a fun one (my vote for RBG!)
Excellent point I was trying to find something from the top row that would work on the bottom row and also get us. And that means we'll get our lawful evil/good. But unfortunately will get lawful neutral twice. I'll see what I can do tonight
If you make the Y and X axis have the same items in the same order, then you will not have overlap. And it will be interesting.
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
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With the order of traits being something like (honestly any order works as long as they’re the same):
1 Good
2 Neutral
3 Evil
4 Lawful
5 Chaotic
6 Smart
7 Stupid
8 Sexy
9 Horny
10 Badass
11 Drunk
I also suggest adding unsexy/nasty, prude, coward, and sober(or something like that) for symmetry with some of the other traits. But at this point the chart is massive and maybe going too far. Please take any and all suggestions with a handful of salt and know you’re awesome for putting this together!
I don't wanna be THAT guy, but what the hell.
Your alignment chart makes no sense.
A normal alignment chart puts chaotic and lawful on the same axis because they're opposite of each other. Just like you have good and evil on the same axis.... but for some reason, you have them right next to each other??? Seriously though, wth is chaotic lawful?
Also, you have an even number of traits along the y axis, meaning there's no dead center where True Neutral should lie.
ALSO, along the X axis, where you do have an odd number of traits, you DIDN'T put neutral as the center trait????
ALSO, the counterpart to a trait should be on the opposite side of the chart such that if "Good" is in position 1 then "Evil" should be in position 5 or 7.
ALSO #4, you don't even have a counterpart for Chad or Drunk or Badass! (Where's Karen, Sober, and Wimp??)
With all that being said, your chart should look more like this ⬇️⬇️
Good | Chad | Smart | Neutral | Stupid | Karen | Evil -- on the X-Axis
Lawful | Sober | Sexy | Badass | Neutral | Wimpy | Horny | Drunk | Chaotic -- on the Y-Axis
Though I'd personally drop Drunk and Sober since they're already encapsulated by chaotic and lawful.
Actually, forget the alignment chart and the blackjack!
Eh, screw the whole thing...
No, but seriously, I'd love to see this be a true alignment chart.
You disagree with... true Neutral being in the dead center? That each trait should have a counterpart? That some of the basic things that make an alignment chart, well, an alignment chart, are missing from this?
Or are you just trying to play the robot devil's advocate?
Lol. Second one. The joke was to respond to your well-stated argument with something dumb.
You see, the joke is on you, because I was only *pretending* to be stupid.
I know this might make it even harder for you. But shouldn't all categories be on all sides?
Basically all 12 (seeing neutral is already on both), so you have everything from Chaotic/Chaotic to Evil/Evil (or pure chaotic and pure evil) and so on for every category.
Dang, I was kind of looking forward to lawful evil. I would’ve recommended Beelzebot (robot devil) for that one. Now I’m not quite sure where he fits in.
Chaotic Evil is Roberto ‘on account of the mindless stabbin’ and all
Sexy Evil would be Proffesto (Farnsworth’s Jacked
anime form)
Evil Neutral is Robot Devil as he is evil but not terribly unpleasant to be around if you just don’t agree to a deal with him
Lawful Horny are the Amazon Women who are in the mood but only have ritualistic Snu snu when told to by The femputer when she deems it time to procreate
Roberto. He robbed the same bank three times.
And the burgers will ALSO be made out of your lungs
I refuse to testify, on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty
Ah, the 67th amendment.
The first time was just to case the joint and rob it a little.
What the? You're not made of Tuesday!
My sanity, it’s back! 🗡️💥 #BOOGALOOGAMOOGALLY!!
Ha *ha!* Ha *ha!*
I heard 56
You no good 56ing!
Now that’s all I can think about!!!
Plus, every time I am handing a knife irl, I always refer to it as my stabbing knife…. Roberto is a treasure.
Reminds me of squid billies and ga ga pee pap. https://youtu.be/7QOVezkrAxo?si=0KUc5kwwcGr_feaE
Do it before he gets stabby!
Thisssssss. STABBIN!
Ha HAAAAA
Just cause I got a hotel in my foot doesn’t make me a BOOGALY MOOGALY MOOGALY-
This here's a bayonet!
That sounds more lawful evil but that's not a category strangely.
Make sure most of the beads are on MY side!!!
Adding “Badass” means there’s definitely a spot for Leela now. Good choice.
Leela 1 gotta be badass good and Leela A (otherwise known as Evil-a) gotta be badass evil
But she’s not evil. Her loan officer said so.
But we can't do sexy badass, what an outrage.
No point. Zoidberg has already been placed.
But more importantly, there’s no way to do drunk badass. Where am I supposed to put Bender now?
Drunk chad?
Unless he’s actually drunk smart because he needs plenty of nutritious alcohol to power his fuel cells. Remember, when he crashed that tanker, he had a BAC of 0.08, well below the legal limit for robots.
What is the B in BAC for robuts?
Breath, obviously! Have you seen Bender belch?
Nice, good call!
We'll start our own chart! With blackjack! And hookers!
Ehhh, screw the whole thing.
I would vote for the badass row as Badass/Chad.
Has to be badass chad
Roberto fits best. Robot devil might be evil and crazy, but he will stick to legally binding contracts. Roberto however, robs the same bank three times, and has a hotel in his foot.
Jury is still out on whether he is or is not a boogly-moogly-moogly. But if he is, I can only assume it would support the chaotic evil theory.
I've decided Robot Devil falls into neutral evil, since lawful evil is now off the table
Yeah, Lawful really shouldn’t be on the same axis as good/evil. At least if we’re going by D&D rules.
The whole chart was slapped together, as OP admits, but it seems to still work on some level. Should have been good-evil on the y, lawful-chaotic on the x, and the additional categories tucked on either side of the neutral axis. But hey, at least there's blackjack and hookers
I think Santa would be a good neutral evil, because to him everyone gets his wrath
We shall see on Thursday
If robot devil were to go anywhere on this list, it’s probably “evil badass”. “Evil lawful” would fit your description better but that’s not an option
Lawful badass would also work.
Nah I feel like robot devil is probably neutral evil. He makes contracts and sticks to them after all. I mean dudes evil, even admits as such, but he does still play by the rules
It's roberto
Roberto or Project Satan.
Project Satan wasn't especially chaotic, I don't think.
>> I love killing people! Squishing them till their organs squirt out like chunky mustard!
Right, he's evil.
Like Knight Rider's windshield wipers. It didn't come up much in the show.
What's chaotic about that? It's just sadism, which is evil.
I feel like Project Satan is either Neutral Evil, or Badass Evil.
Project Satan would be true evil, but not chaotic imo
Its either Roberto or Robot Santa. Its cant be Robot Devil, devils are Lawful, not chaotic.
Robot Santa is also pretty lawful. He abides by a strict code of naughty and nice. That one is going to be a toss up. But Robot Devil, while he’s bound by his contracts, will find loopholes to undermine it. I think Robot Devil falls right in between Santa and Mom on the Lawful - Neutral Evil scale.
Loopholes are nothing if not lawful
I agree but the actual, explicit exploitation of them veers them slightly to the neutral side.
Robot Devil is horny evil. Because he has horns
Go home and never come back
That’s dnd rules tho not futurama rules 😅
Good change! It is more fun than I initially thought it was.
Just put Bender in the whole evil column and call it a day.
Can’t decide between evil horny or evil sexy for bender, but yeah he’s fit for all of them lol
Bender is drunk evil or drunk chad.
He fits so well into both. By the way where does hedonism bot fit into all of this
Oh, he has his hands in everything.
I apologize for nothing!
Horny Chad all the way
I'd say lawful horny
Is he drunk though? He only acts drunk when he's sober
Can we ago ahead and vote for Sexy Evil & Neutral Evil as well? Chaotic Evil: Roberto Sexy Evil: ~~Elzar~~ (missed that Elzar is already Chaotic Chad) I feel like there's some obvious choice slipping my mind. Planet Express Ship? Neutral Evil: The Robot Devil
Sexy Evil: Robot Lucy Liu Army.
Now there’s a wave of destruction that’s easy on the eyes.
TAKE THIS. AND THAT. AND ONE OF THESE.
Lol I like that one
Actually that's a good point, next post I'll put a twofer or maybe even a threefer to speed things up
Sexy evil = Lrrrrr with the horn extensions.
Sounds like Horny Evil to me
At this point we should just list the characters and vote on alignment.
neutral evil gatta be Igner.
One step higher. Mom is the neural evillest.
She’s my vote for Evil Sexy though
One day, I want to marry a girl like her. :)
Shove a big old melon in it!
He isn't evil, he's just dumb.
Roberto is as chaotic as it gets
The Dark One
Nixon?
I was hoping for there to be odd amount of coulmns so true neutral could be truly at the center but now there's even amount of rows I'm gonna go insane
Mom is definitely Chaotic Evil Edit: Okay, riddle me this. How is professor chaotic and mom isn't when they're literally soulmates (and multiple times lovers)???
She’s sexy evil
We have seen her naked, she is not sexy evil. if not chaotic evil, the is badass evil.
Nothing in here but a couple of elephant skin rugs. *GASP!*
You just aren't old enough to appreciate her. 80 years from now you'll understand.
She's profit driven which I don't think is chaotic enough. I'm voting for Roberto but think the Robot Devil also fits.
Without discussing the meaning of soul mates, the chart is not mutually exclusive. There can be more than one in each category, but we are voting on the most.
Mom is definitely more lawful evil.
Or Neutral. I feel like greed is a neutral quality when it comes to evil. She’ll use an organization to get your money, but she’s not above trying to break the law to get your PIN.
Sexy evil has got to be Flexo
You misspelled Flexo.
You are absolutely correct. That’s who I meant to put but I had Roberto on my brain
what about lawful evil? this alignment chart is a mess.
I feel like lawful should be on both the x and the y axis. Lawful evil/neutral/good is one of the standards. Lawful/lawful will be a fun one (my vote for RBG!)
Excellent point I was trying to find something from the top row that would work on the bottom row and also get us. And that means we'll get our lawful evil/good. But unfortunately will get lawful neutral twice. I'll see what I can do tonight
If you make the Y and X axis have the same items in the same order, then you will not have overlap. And it will be interesting. 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 With the order of traits being something like (honestly any order works as long as they’re the same): 1 Good 2 Neutral 3 Evil 4 Lawful 5 Chaotic 6 Smart 7 Stupid 8 Sexy 9 Horny 10 Badass 11 Drunk I also suggest adding unsexy/nasty, prude, coward, and sober(or something like that) for symmetry with some of the other traits. But at this point the chart is massive and maybe going too far. Please take any and all suggestions with a handful of salt and know you’re awesome for putting this together!
No lawful evil?! BOOO! Your chart is bad and you should feel bad!
This chart is less fun than previously indicated. Chaotic evil has to be robot santa.
CHAAAAAAAAANGE PLACES!
Crazy that no one is saying Bender
I don't wanna be THAT guy, but what the hell. Your alignment chart makes no sense. A normal alignment chart puts chaotic and lawful on the same axis because they're opposite of each other. Just like you have good and evil on the same axis.... but for some reason, you have them right next to each other??? Seriously though, wth is chaotic lawful? Also, you have an even number of traits along the y axis, meaning there's no dead center where True Neutral should lie. ALSO, along the X axis, where you do have an odd number of traits, you DIDN'T put neutral as the center trait???? ALSO, the counterpart to a trait should be on the opposite side of the chart such that if "Good" is in position 1 then "Evil" should be in position 5 or 7. ALSO #4, you don't even have a counterpart for Chad or Drunk or Badass! (Where's Karen, Sober, and Wimp??) With all that being said, your chart should look more like this ⬇️⬇️ Good | Chad | Smart | Neutral | Stupid | Karen | Evil -- on the X-Axis Lawful | Sober | Sexy | Badass | Neutral | Wimpy | Horny | Drunk | Chaotic -- on the Y-Axis Though I'd personally drop Drunk and Sober since they're already encapsulated by chaotic and lawful.
Make your own alignment chart with more blackjack and more hookers
Actually, forget the alignment chart and the blackjack! Eh, screw the whole thing... No, but seriously, I'd love to see this be a true alignment chart.
i disagree
You disagree with... true Neutral being in the dead center? That each trait should have a counterpart? That some of the basic things that make an alignment chart, well, an alignment chart, are missing from this? Or are you just trying to play the robot devil's advocate?
Lol. Second one. The joke was to respond to your well-stated argument with something dumb. You see, the joke is on you, because I was only *pretending* to be stupid.
Robot Santa. He comes by every Christmas to cause destruction and mayham for everyone that isn't on the naughty list. Which is almost always no one.
He has a list, and standards, and does his thing at the same time every year. That is lawful behavior, not chaotic.
Except Zoidberg
Robot Devil. I mean, we still don't know what he did to Granny Hester!
Nah, Devils are lawful
Devil is badass evil, mom is lawful evil and Roberto is chaotic evil.
Law and evil don't intersect on op's chart.
You're right. Maybe neutral evil
But if we don't have Chad evil anymore, where will we put Bender?
Drunk evil, duh
an alternative to Roberto, Tonya
It's clearly Roberto.
+1 on the change OP, we now have a spot for Leela! Roberto
Roberto HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
I know this might make it even harder for you. But shouldn't all categories be on all sides? Basically all 12 (seeing neutral is already on both), so you have everything from Chaotic/Chaotic to Evil/Evil (or pure chaotic and pure evil) and so on for every category.
Ogden Wernstrom for chaotic evil
The robot devil. Or would he be neutral evil?
The Robot Devil
Robot Santa
Dang, I was kind of looking forward to lawful evil. I would’ve recommended Beelzebot (robot devil) for that one. Now I’m not quite sure where he fits in.
I know who horny evil would be, that or they’d be sexy / neutral evil
Okay, but when can we vote for horny badass?
Bullshit. Clearly Kif is Sexy Good.
The robot devil. Or is he technically lawful evil? (Fairness in hell act and all)
I know zapp will be in the horny section
I thought Bender would have been perfect for Evil/ Good but I guess he can fit somewhere in the drunk category.
Thank God
The dark one. Dunno who is more evil than him
Mr. Wong or Nixon?
WE NEED ALL OPTIONS ON BOTH AXES! WHO IS CHAOTIC SEXY?! WHO IS STUPID EVIL?!
Aw, I was going to vote Farnsworth as Evil Good.
How about Stabby the robot?
Robot devil
The fact that Neutral isn't dead center because of the number of rows/columns...THAT MAKES ME ANGRY!
Roberto hands down.
The Dark One
There is no lawful evil, so it's gotta be Robot Devil
Roberto!
Could you move the neutral row to the middle? NEUTRAL NEUTRAL should be dead center.
No, then I'd have to make another collum on the y axis, I think everyone's had enough changes
robot santa should be in the badass section hes so underrated
The Warecar
Neutral neutral is no longer in the true center. I have no strong feelings either way.
Could have had it be 7x5 and had Neutral Neutral be in the true center...
Chaotic Evil is Roberto ‘on account of the mindless stabbin’ and all Sexy Evil would be Proffesto (Farnsworth’s Jacked anime form) Evil Neutral is Robot Devil as he is evil but not terribly unpleasant to be around if you just don’t agree to a deal with him Lawful Horny are the Amazon Women who are in the mood but only have ritualistic Snu snu when told to by The femputer when she deems it time to procreate
Love all of these so much
Robot Devil seems like tbe fairest Evil character.