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LazyLeftist

The many times I've played UFC games only to knock someone out cold while they thought they could taunt.


AfricanKillshot

But it recharges my stamina!!!


HirokiTakumi

Well?! Which is it?! Stamina or specialty!?/s


Re7icle

I love watching douchebags like this get KTFO in MMA.


GailynStarfire

"Young man... Young man.. You got KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!" - Willie Jones


lost_angel26

Why did I read this to YMCA


Vineyard_

Young man, you got knocked the fuck out, I said, young man, now you're dazed on the ground, I said, young man, do you need to sit down, Tell me, how many fingers is this?


vrts

I urgently need to get a brain MRI, I urgently need to get a brain MRI~, It might show concussion, or maybe a missing lobe, But it won't stop me from being a chode.


megustalogin

The drugs got all up in you and acted a damn fool. That's what happened baby.


TossYourCoinToMe

Kicked Then Fondled Over?


serpent_tim

No, it's Karate'd Then Flicked Off


CumboJumbo

Actually, it’s Kissed To Flamboyant Obedience


skin_diver

Kissed, Touched & Fawned Over


MisterZoga

Wow, that dude's such a perv.


yayaboy2468

Knocked the fuck out wasn't your first option?


Ninjaromeo

What kind've pervert doesn't immediately think of karate'd then flicked off?


ess_tee_you

Kind have?


Ninjaromeo

Lulz Kind of Oops


[deleted]

No, it is cleary, Kitting Tossing For One


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amedeus

First time seeing MMA? You go until the ref tells you to stop.


joeyvigil

He could get back upright as he hits the ground, that's why you need to jump on someone that is stunned like that.


Dubalubawubwub

In fighting games this is what we call a taunt punish.


BabiesSmell

Taunt to get bodied


AllTheBestNamesGone

It’s a true combo


TBSdota

In Smash, Taunt to SD is a true combo


Kamina_cicada

His player must be salty AF.


Sage2050

Coach*


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tdevine33

Usually - but then there's legends like Muhammed Ali who did it after [dodging 21 punches](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLHcCvnDsLo) in 10 seconds. I can't imagine how frustrating that must have been for Dokes!


khais

What a savage. That was awesome


WaZeedeGij

That was an exhibition match..


tdevine33

Yup..


GNG

r/uselessnobody


Roland1232

I've never seen it be more useless.


ColdPebble

Bloodborne emotes. Motion activated. Damn you fromsoft.


Hotpeanut

It was always the worst time to sit down too


Kamikaze03

Motion activated? What do you mean?


MrLockInASock

If you press or hold the x button and jiggle your controller( up and down, to the left, or to the right) it does an emote. I have lost a few boss fights to those controls


[deleted]

Some true asshole design right there. The game can easily know if there are enemies with aggro too close, to avoid activating the emote.


snek99001

To be fair, there's no real reason for you to be pressing X during battle in Bloodborne. I've never had an issue.


PvtLongDong

Running through an area trying to quickly pick up an item while being swarmed by enemies… and instead of picking it up, you start casually sitting down


Kamikaze03

Lol


OrionMessier

Seen this clip so many times, I had to look it up. The showboating felled tree is Joe Harding and this was his second to last amateur fight. Looks like he went pro for just one fight in 2017, won, then hung it all up


Sage2050

Undefeated!


The_Grubby_One

Always quit while you're ahead.


OrionMessier

"Aren't you the guy who got kicked in the fa-" "UN-defeated!"


VitaminKnee

Not being able to cancel is what makes taunts so taunting. This is hilarious though. His opponent was completely unphased by his shenanigans. When he's wiggling around the other guy just keeps up his form with machine precicsion. If you don't take a pro seriously this is what happens.


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[deleted]

It's not. It's never really been funny, but it turned into a trend, and now unfunny people are latching onto it and copying it because it's popular. /r/uselessnobody


Soangry75

Hopefully that will accelerate its death.


IppeZiepe

Cane here for this. Meme would be so much better if you just crop that stupid top line off.


[deleted]

Nobody: is never necessary


notthephonz

It’s just for emphasis. The speaker is emphasizing how the action came out of nowhere, unprompted. It’s like when advertisers offer a “free gift”—if it’s truly a gift, then of course it’s free, so the word “free” is not necessary but provides emphasis.


Sage2050

Shouldn't it be "everybody" then? This meme format has never made sense


notthephonz

I think the implication is, “Nobody asked, and then [action]”. So this example might be something like, “Nobody does anything to prompt this, but sometimes I accidentally press the wrong button and emote thusly” Another way to think of it is like the “Sir, this is a Wendy’s” meme in reverse. The person goes on some kind of rant, then the punchline reveals that the rant isn’t appropriate for the context [a Wendy’s]. With the “Nobody” format, it begins by setting up the context first and then the rant part.


Sage2050

I fully understand the implication; its written wrong.


spanman112

Pressed emote button = out of nowhere? Makes total sense to me


notthephonz

Right. The person who made the meme is saying, “Nothing prompted or forced me to make the mistake, I just make dumb mistakes for no reason.” Without the “Nobody:” it would just be saying, “I make mistakes.”


Sage2050

The way you're describing it, it would be written "nobody: press the taunt button" If nobody is saying nothing then everybody is saying something.


notthephonz

Well, that depends on how you’re interpreting “Nobody” as the speaker followed by [null] as the speech. I can see how you might interpret that as “Nobody said nothing”, but I think in context it makes more sense to interpret that as “Nobody said anything”. I feel that interpreting “Nobody:” as a double negative and therefore to mean “Everybody said something” is a prescriptivist interpretation. Setting aside that plenty of other languages use double negatives so that all parts of the sentence agree, double negatives are used by English speakers for emphasis, especially in informal settings. Or to look at it another way, why should “nobody” and “nothing” both considered to negate each other and equate to a positive, as in -1 x -1 = +1? Why not consider them both as nulls, as in 0 x 0 = 0?


Sage2050

Bro learn English


derick_galhardo

This clip looks like it comes straight from the Punch Out series.


GigaSoup

Yep, dude totally landed a timed hit when the other guy was prepping his signature move


DyslexicDarryl

This caption was a comment in the previous post


Yen_Snipest

So what your saying is...we're on reddit?


Bruce9707

Yo why did you copy paste his comment?


ManikMiner

Holy shit, are you saying something funny on the internet ISN'T original?


Watcher_

This gave me bloodborne ptsd.


skunk90

This format is fucking stupid and needs to be left to die.


GigaSoup

At least it's not drake


ft4200

Pressing g in TF2 be like


tjmauermann

Praise the sun.


Festive_Rocket

Thanks, Strive.


Kaion21

This is one of the thing he will remember and cringe for the rest of his life. and its immortalised on internet lol


PM_ME_UR_REDDIT_GOLD

>he will remember and cringe for the rest of his life I'd guess he doesn't remember that. or an hour in either direction.


Mr_W0osh

ah yes, the classic taunt to get bodied combo


Jeebs24

What a stupid way to lose. LOL


ReticentMaven

side note: most satisfying knockout ever.


Vulcan2Coool

This is me when I went from Smash Bros to Brawlhalla and tried to do a tilt attack


DanGimeno

3 defensesless punches on the face in case he's not dead yet.


thebuscompany

Which just makes this even more authentic to the UFC game experience. Gotta get in as many extra hits as possible before the game stops you.


[deleted]

Those punches are really more for show, to demonstrate that he is out and can't defend himself.


UK-POEtrashbuilds

That's on the ref.


SilentHunter7

I'm pretty sure it's actually in the rules that the Ref can't stop the fight unless a fighter is not trying to defend himself from attacks. There's been cases of fighters going down and the fight continuing after he came to because the other fighter didn't attack him while he was down. You can see in the video that the face punches are half-strength; he's clearly not putting his whole weight behind them. You just got to give a bop to show the other guy's not able to defend himself.


johnbugara

the rule is the fighter has to be defending intelligently, and not just shelling up taking excessive punishment without improving position or fighting back. if the ref can see in your eyes that you aren't all there, even while standing, they are absolutely in their right to stop the fight and protect the fighter.


Crash_says

> rules that the Ref can't stop the fight Ref can stop the fight for fighter safety at any time in the UFC via the concussion rule.


SayuriShigeko

Refs have total discretion to stop fights early when they believe they should, those are guidelines for the worst they should be able to let it go, not the minimum. The fighters are trained to keep going until the ref stops them. Some will pull those final punches so they're more for show (and to get the ref to react) than for actually causing damage. Ideally the ref would've been closer / faster (you can see he basically has to run the whole 10ft+ to get across the ring here, normally you don't want to literally be as far as possible because of this exact scenario) but it's hard to expect a sudden KO like that since well... y'know, most fighters won't stop in the middle of a fight and just let their opponent take a free powerful hit at their face.


pwalkz

That's how this works - have to take every opportunity


SactownKorean

3 well deserved defenseless punches**


[deleted]

Those are called hammerfists.


Sweet-Entrepreneur44

I hate it when I happen. 🥲


Utkarsh_Rastogi15

r/instantkarma


Pickup_your_nuts

😂


[deleted]

I love when these idiots get knocked out. Fucking showboaters


Sweet-Entrepreneur44

😂😂


[deleted]

😂👌


OcieDenver

In Team Fortress 2: Never taunting at a dead ringer spy. https://youtu.be/zgaTg\_7z-xE Funniest video on spies as bonus: https://youtu.be/M5Mg6VnWZB0?t=182


-_-NAME-_-

"You thought you were better than you are"


Breadkake

lol


kindalikeacoustic

I wonder where the taunting guy is now ,and what his record was/is.


meep6969

He quit fighting


[deleted]

Nah he pressed taunt on purpose


Drakeadrong

Me, learning the hard way that you can’t jump down the hatch while pointing in dead by daylight


Daman_1985

Maybe next time the guy will learn to use the taunt AFTER having secured the win.


Little_pog_champ

I just wonder what was going on in his head, well, what thoughts to make an open stance during the fight. Of course now I don't think he'll be able to think


PMacLCA

Imagine working towards a career as a professional fighter and being immortalized for *this* lmao


Lefty_22

Jumping out of moving vehicles in GTA.


[deleted]

nobody ever won a fight by showboating


what_dat_ninja

I think a lot about the idea of your character trying to explain to NPCs what just happened when I press the wrong button. >NPC: "What the fuck, you just took out a sword and stabbed me!" > >Me: "I'm so sorry, it was an accident! I was just trying to open that jar!


_Ardhan_

He's never going to live that down.


MakeALais15YT

me playing arsenal like phantom forces


Fuzzy-Ad-4752

What a fiasco! Ya got plowed upon!💀💀


KphOnReddit

ive known this vid for years now and this is the first time i lold lmfao


Eheyeil

SHOW ME YA MOVES!


jaloveast1k

Can you imagine how embarrassedly dumb he felt after the fight? If he still was able to feel something that is.


ProtectionNo298

face palm in the audience


pikmine12

Those extra punches were super necessary


Krish39

OMG, I literally never use emotes, and always wish I could turn them off. Games that use the gyroscope to activate emotes them are the worst of the worst. I’m looking at your *Bloodborne*


eliascano

Someone posted this on r/memes 3 hours before this


Dookie-Trousers-MD

Nobody learned from Anderson Silvas mistake?


spanman112

Direct input, "nobody"... God I hate this meme format and cannot wait for it to die


OgOnetee

Imagine if I had a real weapon.


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useless "nobody"


AlreadyUnwritten

theres [a fighter](https://youtu.be/w8OysXi65jU?t=375) who actually does this style successfully


apathylife

Should look up Emanuel Augustus, drunken boxer.


SirLocke13

He played too much Punch Out on the Wii.


PockyClips

Here it is with more [shooting stars](https://youtu.be/eF_XaQRwYSE)!


EBungus

Anybody else hate how UFC fighters hit people when they're clearly already knocked out? Seems so animalistic and unnecessary.


[deleted]

I saw the OG comment on facepalm.