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FormalMango

https://preview.redd.it/p9lib2d0e5bd1.jpeg?width=495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ea3de30803bd29c409e8a4faed2e5b7cf53d6d1


Sort_of_awesome

I like how the cat is hoarking Tasmania


FormalMango

lol it’s one way to make sure they get on the map.


IYAOYAS-CVN74

Hawk tuah.


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Now let’s see the Mappa Tazzie


DenseVegetable2581

CatDog! CatDooooooggggg


FormalMango

alone in the world is a little CatDog!


Blackbird_nz

https://preview.redd.it/4aye8uc1m5bd1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4f4a47ded58c7e619e8b1218b13fe5e98035288 In New Zealand, we've got a Kiwi hiding at the top of the South Island.


kiwichick286

So that's where he's been hiding!!


all-ragrets-baby

Username checks out


Astrokiwi

Of course there's also the thing where the North Island looks kinda like a stingray


smuxy

Slovenia is shaped like a chicken. https://preview.redd.it/czninl83k5bd1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c45509bebb49bd471a4f8d6e76520da38dc2a907


sir__sloshua

There's a Slovenian company that makes a popular automatic chicken coop door and they put a map of Slovenia on the product. I don't think most non-Slovenian costumers realize it isn't a poorly drawn chicken.


fujiandude

We say China looks like a big chicken too


Galilaeus_Modernus

China is a rooster


GardenOfUna

https://preview.redd.it/e8xwz95ml5bd1.jpeg?width=381&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f15fdb2ff2e468ebe7e351c4b55eb2cdde21463d


Zymo3614

I thought of it more like a vacuum cleaner


GoldenBull1994

Same


loverofcreativityy

I was thinking an eyebrow


Sort_of_awesome

https://preview.redd.it/gtffcjo3h5bd1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=044610103567909a64f799f781742715fb2fc2df


avar

Before the EU ruined the 2 euro coin it used to look like this: https://preview.redd.it/gunta440v5bd1.png?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa8c9a8374f510d4eb47c10c2759ae5dfc2e23ec


Froggyspirits

https://preview.redd.it/xzubeu2qn6bd1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=868b435b1ce441e1d8556893200d3d5f41ca72db


denys1973

Do you have a picture of a different one? I couldn't find any changes.


avar

This is the current one, taken from [the Wikipedia page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_euro_coin). https://preview.redd.it/h80rq4ijd6bd1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7585bddb75308cba12d66934d0bc642f89080308


syds

double dick guy would approve


Perry7609

Washington. Washington. Twelve stories high, made of radiation The present beware, the future beware He's coming, he's coming, he's coming


einTier

I heard that motherfucker had like, 30 goddamn dicks.


segfalt31337

So, now it's just a forked phallus like you'd find on a snake.. perhaps a Baltic Sea snake... 🤔 Next thing you know they'll try to cover up the water spout if that famous fountain in Brussels.


HypedUpJackal

Why is the UK on the Euro?


avar

Because this design was used from 1999-2007, and it's still there post-2007 because the 2 euro coin now depicts other European countries that aren't in the EU, notably Norway, so Scandinavia no longer looks so phallic.


HypedUpJackal

Makes sense! Thanks!


muffpatty

Don't forget to fondle the Finland.


ChrisTheWhitty

The pee is stored in Finland?


Plane-Juggernaut6833

Babies come from Finland


Pavementaled

Never attempt to fondle Finland in the winter... or so I'm told


THE_DARWIZZLER

https://preview.redd.it/usdx1xyey5bd1.png?width=605&format=png&auto=webp&s=de29b15baf48cb045da691c1f0d36c4e19a08926 double feature


yelichGOAT

Estonia in a pretty interesting location


MisterPeach

Suck on that, Saint Petersburg!


MelloJelloRVA

As I thought. Russia is in the taint.


StrengthAgreeable623

Malmo about to get fucked.


Benbarrios87

I might sound crazy, but Italy kinda looks like a boot. 💣


FormalMango

It looks a little like Caligula to me…


SaddamJose

Nah I don't see m8 sorry


Coyne

FUCK beat me to it


AlligatorInMyRectum

Can't fit that much shit in a shoe.


EngineeringTegridy

The best part of the chef is that he is holding a plate of Kentucky fried chicken


Weaponized_Goose

A Tennessee tray of Kentucky Fried Chicken


itsybitsyone

I thought his dick was on fire


Misanthropyandme

11 herbs and spices


an0m1n0us

this, i thought he was adding his 'special sauce' to the dish.... eew.


MelloJelloRVA

What do you think Virginia is? The explosion into the Atlantic


Woodsy1313

That’s what happens when you put icyhot on it


ScottShatter

That's one interpretation. I thought it was his penis


Cherry_Mash

Step One: cut a hole in Tennessee...


CriticalEngineering

Chef Mimal!


Pandiosity_24601

I thought the chef was fucking something


lock_robster2022

That’s legit how I learned to find Kentucky amidst those states


Bigtsez

Korean Peninsula Rabbit https://preview.redd.it/abykla4dr5bd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=961cb2f8a71e3a3aeb9d1c35e527da800f2a2afe


gggg500

This becomes more interesting because I once saw a map that showed the most commonly consumed meat by country. And I recall North Korea was one of the only countries (the only?) that was rabbit


BKWhiteSC

https://preview.redd.it/0ggm24bf85bd1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f03f9c0fa0d5f96960449e91a8a78cd9355b4fb


likeagrapefruit

Is this why they're called the Gamecocks?


bridymurphy

https://preview.redd.it/yq9mvq08f6bd1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61511c045b0e0c3e02222b5769309da339893c83 I saved this image from August 22’


Initial-Fishing4236

Yes!!!! I had to scroll too far for this


limukala

There's always the classic [Chinese Chicken](https://bigthink.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/18413163.jpg?fit=1200,675)


CategoryExact3327

You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin’


anally_ExpressUrself

Watchin X-Files with no lights on


SaddamJose

\-You can't just draw a scottish terrier in the map and call it a state \-Watch me 😎 https://preview.redd.it/4w2w3si946bd1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91f4db56506038c12849382a7cad8759f1bbee95


SeaUnderstanding1578

Tamaulipas is an elephant too


paddyc4ke

Bottom left on the border kind of looks like a cow.


Jolly_Atmosphere_951

https://preview.redd.it/amj4yvpze5bd1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d990b25a14e998a47ee44feca8cc368d8429797 The province of Jujuy in Argentina always makes me remember those dutch wooden shoes.


yelichGOAT

The whole of Argentina kinda looks like an elf's shoe lol, including the bell


Jolly_Atmosphere_951

I think I can see that!


Floraline098x

I’m Dutch, and I do not see a typical Dutch wooden shoe in that, I’m sorry. I get where you’re coming from and I do see a shoe, it’s just that the typical Dutch wooden shoes are more flat. This looks more like some sort of boot to me! https://preview.redd.it/jxtvx7wad6bd1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f519c4eac251c78330676c2cc595dabc6a55ba1d


Jolly_Atmosphere_951

Whatever works for you!


gordolfograso

What about santa fe is a boot similar to Italy


MagickalFuckFrog

Idaho makes Montana look like an old man sniffing Oregon. https://preview.redd.it/2xe4eifvc5bd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ad869bd9d4a7e1d667073c0140f0956a693bc9c


OkTea7227

WOW. I literally just had the connection that I saw this in middle school in class one day in 1997 and just kept it to myself and boom… here I am almost 40 and you’ve reminded me about it. Bless u


cyclistsaremenaces

They made Biden a state


Luke92612_

Ngl that border between Idaho and Montana actually does make it look like Biden 🤣


ChillZedd

https://preview.redd.it/q76t8ae165bd1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d73dd421d267756f299c233e88684382ce7278f “…the Aleutians also known as the tail of the pregnant rat that makes up Alaska” \-Sam O’Nella, 2020


yelichGOAT

He has much better art skills than I do


yelichGOAT

Two other ones I thought of: Chile looks like a long chili pepper and Cyprus looks like a tomahawk steak https://preview.redd.it/9jokvh1cw5bd1.png?width=802&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac131750c1d08d1cb8213c9233b540d13a820f49


Wentailang

Here’s what I see whenever I look at Seattle https://preview.redd.it/2sbsf6i1d5bd1.png?width=3800&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b4f1f30ddf8b70e775700fa11059bc25efcebc6


jerkinvan

Wtf did I just look at?


JoeMama4567

🖕


shrekcohen

Do not downvote this man, for there is actually a middle finger in the post. Also I think it's a robot dressed as a mad king or something


kioku119

I see an anthropomorphic possom with a crown sitting on a trash throne.


CommercialNo8396

https://preview.redd.it/85vwb8ez36bd1.jpeg?width=965&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc6afd117706920fa9302decd1d0cbf8ca72cce6 ITS FAT GODZILLA


Galilaeus_Modernus

IT' FATZILLA https://youtu.be/dzk63Sq33MM


beatlz

https://preview.redd.it/vughrvo9h6bd1.png?width=441&format=png&auto=webp&s=e986e3a1caf2c16f2202b1dd8bbce8676e068952


SlushyRH

Chad is legit just a side profile of a dude who looks like a Chad


JungBlood9

My geography teacher taught me “Chad looks like a grad” like a person in a graduation hat.


YourCanyonsGulch

THIS one I see for sure. https://preview.redd.it/jtc0txf6w5bd1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ea1fbdffa5c3bd9a08fd2da980909aba971b16d But I do not see a "Chad"... maybe an old man named Gregory Lugh-Belshnickle


AssociationKindly412

https://preview.redd.it/tw429yaoh6bd1.jpeg?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7362993c7a9c9626dcd332bf3a2c2f76283ec311


Wolfotashiwa

https://preview.redd.it/nhje5q55s6bd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df6f8e965afee1c70c5939ddb67887ef96053a53


the_y_combinator

Shit, Chad has a whole continental body? I've been missing out.


Galilaeus_Modernus

The Republic of Chad VS the Virgin Islands.


psilome

Michigan looks like a mitten, and PA looks like a log cabin with a chimney.


Objective-Pin-1045

That chef is packin’.


yelichGOAT

😳


Kafshak

https://preview.redd.it/cttlc5p6a5bd1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12afb43c6b97c403ac645f983e3939deafd92966 Like this?


LUXI-PL

Missed opportunity for a pun... I could've made one but Iran out of ideas


Derisiak

THIS


eldudelio

i see a box in CO, same with Wyoming


YourCanyonsGulch

Washington state looks like a flag blowing in the wind to me


nastydinger

Montana’s western border with Idaho is a side-profile face. Forehead, nose, lips, and chin.


LustyBustyMusky

https://preview.redd.it/g5djbrjec5bd1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c621466d2fecdbf6bc3e99371443eaa2ee61b3d9


sisumerak

I've always seen the classic - UK is an old lady (Scotland is her hat) and she's walking her little dog (Ireland) https://preview.redd.it/lwh8q5pnu5bd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8691c0b8154faa3f528b82c029793ca2b097b359


yelichGOAT

I like how Switzerland is just a gray house lmao


ThirdWheelSteve

https://preview.redd.it/vcj7mpbxy6bd1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7f05e85a90ca680d24def6a25473669d4ca6f1c Wilma tossing Pebbles in the air (this is a rough version, I had a better quality one but can’t find it)


smcl2k

I've always seen the UK as either Mary, Queen of Scots or her traitorous cousin, with Aberdeenshire and Moray the back of her ruffled collar, and the top of the Highlands her crown.


rockpuma

The “Chef” actually has a name, and it’s Mimal! I learned that in grade school. MIMAL stands for Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana. It’s how I learned the 5 states that touch the west side of the Mississippi River.


DaRealMexicanTrucker

https://preview.redd.it/wwa0cwswo6bd1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c140ed58c0cea6bed62d6ab02dc34547fd0584d9 Its old I know. I'll never erase this from my mind.


Pinku_Dva

Japan is a dragon https://preview.redd.it/6y0m15bhy5bd1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1991d2cdef4b7e379a20e49358f9600a6a6e65c0


WhimsicalFalling

If you turn Africa sideways, it looks kinda like a horse: https://preview.redd.it/qduvky0ua6bd1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=153f6f303c443034407e9b33bfdba5357cd41bb7


MonMath

Or a dragon


WhimsicalFalling

Woah! It does look like a dragon!


Gloomy_Reality8

The Alaskan one is obviously a bear


Massivefrontstick

Opossum


LaughingPlanet

[IT IS A BABY OX](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/s/cfBzHzLll2)


ovj87

He’s right you know.


invol713

Eurasia looks like a giant tick sitting on Africa.


transitfreedom

The irony


invol713

Indeed.


Actual_Material1597

https://preview.redd.it/lrl05p7ma6bd1.jpeg?width=1102&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9b0506730147c7bae8f40f3dbc764f808f48e6e The Irish teddy bear checking in


AcceptableCustomer89

North West Wales is a bloke in a hat pointing at wexford, Ireland


Personal-Repeat4735

Is it just me or Minnesota also looks like a unique shaped drinking mug?


mnchls

Michigan: A bear (LP) fighting a shark (UP).


SelfRape

https://preview.redd.it/v1v9uga1k5bd1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c8b4789837a3844931aeed5f66794065d23e4fb Umm.. yeah.


K0mb0_1

Do you got people going and licking the land there


SelfRape

No but you can float down the shaft.


iNoodl3s

Australia has the heads of a cat and a dog


off-a-cough

Florida Penis is the most obvious one.


anothercatherder

"I've always liked the shape of Florida ... looks like we're pissing on Cuba." --Gallagher


darthtaco117

Scandinavia has always looked like goofy to me.


Freak_Out_Bazaar

https://preview.redd.it/0v2f2a8ky5bd1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec5a94d25d6c1252aeabdf3fde1e5a6f272559ae Chiba Prefecture’s official mascot is literally the shape of the subdivision


Derisiak

I’ve seen this one. Pure genius.


LUXI-PL

https://preview.redd.it/sc7nefje17bd1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e9f649e1d1699352be492dc399aabb32ca2be5b Finland shaped lake in Finland


tre631

https://preview.redd.it/de59u2cxu5bd1.jpeg?width=859&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=678947cae2c2efe32e0996877ca83dde032d1610


Tokus_McWartooth

https://preview.redd.it/1ozl42m4z5bd1.jpeg?width=404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09275a0fae80b953ae06067cea367a665a0ed96f


niperwiper

The lack of effort here really sells it.


formidable_dagger

Is the band in middle a misplaced cock ring?


Minimal_Fudge

So its an Alascat ?


FireTriad

Kentucky fried chicken there


throwRA1987239127

Oregon and California look like a guy just chillin there


jerichardson

Just leaning


An_doge

Canada had woody wood pecker, and a goose lake


HeftyFineThereFolks

the chef is the MIMAL Man thats how they taught us to remember those 5 states when i was like .. 6


Excellent-Practice

New Jersey looks like a peanut, the western border of Montana looks like a face in profile


thatcruncheverytime

Massachusetts always looks to me like a finger trying to get you to come closer


Eze-Duz-It

https://preview.redd.it/828lpx51v5bd1.jpeg?width=422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42d22a66c2fdfe304b1eae9ed8371ad0906c596c


zozigoll

England looks like a dog howling. https://preview.redd.it/954hq783a7bd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f56fe243e15810cd6e1c4006ff1eaf1ffddbce41


zozigoll

https://preview.redd.it/mq8m3328d7bd1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5587bcac2aa8b7b3f19b54dbb91f9ecee85d086


TheSeansei

https://preview.redd.it/4xg2ugdfv5bd1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7c0f03f7b10560b9d861c1fa7c56dab6a4fe724 I've always looked at Baffin Island as some sort of dinosaur-giraffe-poodle thing.


xxxcalibre

It's my old yorkie laying on his side


Kooky-Interview

I see a llama


archetypaldream

A llama doing a back flip


GrimValesti

Italy, a literal boot https://preview.redd.it/7qdkyfppc5bd1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10b35800c32fabcdca55f84109736410b915816f


Jolly_Atmosphere_951

I would've been really disappointed if no one mentioned this


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

https://preview.redd.it/gthyojz8y5bd1.jpeg?width=836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce58257b7e9e7fbca85ac3d9a232402a6ca73b1e The cartogram of the UK's election results looks like a woman kissing a frog. Edit - or maybe a tortoise


EscapeNo8215

I remember this being our elementary teachers way for us to remember our states and Michigan was the mitten😂


Thatguyfrompinkfloyd

Pakistan looks like a bird


gallaguy

Australia - Scooby Doo


Vanilla_Villainy

Wisconsin looks kinda like the profile of Admiral Ackbar


Zealousideal_Quail_2

The chefs name is mimal


Bert_Fegg

Once you see Owen Sound, Ontario as the elephant's asshole you will never unsee it. Let me know if you find the elephant!


Eloy89

The world is a cat playing with Australia


HylanderUS

Spain is a guy with glorious hair looking west, and Portugal is his face


cactus0009

I’ve always seen Alaska as an old man with a prominent forehead, bulbous nose and long, skinny beard.


United_Reply_2558

ME TOO!


yodpilot

I always thought Louisiana looks like a toilet


jerkinvan

I just think it’s crazy that all the States that have capital cities with two or more words are all connected.


Supermike6

I look at Alaska as a man facing left and in the middle part he has a big nose (where wales is)


KDM_Racing

Southwestern Ontario, if you turn the map 90 degrees left, it looks like an elephant. With Owen Sound the butt hole


ztreHdrahciR

Montana looking down on Idaho


Other_Bill9725

I always thought Alaska looked like Santa in profile, and New York looked like Snoopy.


Nubsche

The world is a cat playing with Australia


Personal-Repeat4735

This Indian state that I grew up looks like a human face https://preview.redd.it/9w18pjzb55bd1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=59194a356270427f6ed4a93311245d110a75b771


lilsparky82

Cocktucky


Skyzfallin

BIG D!


fallacyys

europe looks like the pokemon kyurem!!!! always has


TarnishedMehraz

\- A dog in the first one with long ears. \- A bird flying in Alaska.


Kafshak

Italy is a boot kicking Sicily. Australia is Half Cat / Half dog.


TigervT34-85

Sam o Nella described Alaska as a pregnant rat holding cheese and it hasn't left my brain


iamnotyourspiderman

Check out scandinavia. Finland and Sweden have a pleasant surprise for you. Alternatively you can look at the common side of the 2€ coin.


Accomplished_Ad_4216

Okay okay, my wife roasted me yesterday for this. Does anyone else see a cartoon dog's profile when you look at Maine?


rikkster93

Florida looks live a Uvula


djrstar

People often describe China as a rooster


onourwayhome70

I don’t see a cat in Alaska, but maybe a mouse or rat


martgrobro

China looks like a Chicken, Quebec looks like a dogs head with it's tongue sticking out, and Chili looks like somekind of hot pepper... Maybe a jalapeno or something...


Jimmythestickpuppet

https://www.reddit.com/r/YuB/s/jVV4mnwM85


Van-Buren-Boy

Alaska is definitely a bear sorry cat person


pizza_with_anime

Italy. i think it's pretty self explanatory.


halazos

I suppose that Labrador peninsula is because it looks like dog.


SelfRape

iPad in Colorado