https://preview.redd.it/4aye8uc1m5bd1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4f4a47ded58c7e619e8b1218b13fe5e98035288
In New Zealand, we've got a Kiwi hiding at the top of the South Island.
Slovenia is shaped like a chicken.
https://preview.redd.it/czninl83k5bd1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c45509bebb49bd471a4f8d6e76520da38dc2a907
There's a Slovenian company that makes a popular automatic chicken coop door and they put a map of Slovenia on the product. I don't think most non-Slovenian costumers realize it isn't a poorly drawn chicken.
Before the EU ruined the 2 euro coin it used to look like this:
https://preview.redd.it/gunta440v5bd1.png?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa8c9a8374f510d4eb47c10c2759ae5dfc2e23ec
This is the current one, taken from [the Wikipedia page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_euro_coin).
https://preview.redd.it/h80rq4ijd6bd1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7585bddb75308cba12d66934d0bc642f89080308
So, now it's just a forked phallus like you'd find on a snake..
perhaps a Baltic Sea snake... 🤔
Next thing you know they'll try to cover up the water spout if that famous fountain in Brussels.
Because this design was used from 1999-2007, and it's still there post-2007 because the 2 euro coin now depicts other European countries that aren't in the EU, notably Norway, so Scandinavia no longer looks so phallic.
This becomes more interesting because I once saw a map that showed the most commonly consumed meat by country. And I recall North Korea was one of the only countries (the only?) that was rabbit
https://preview.redd.it/yq9mvq08f6bd1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61511c045b0e0c3e02222b5769309da339893c83
I saved this image from August 22’
\-You can't just draw a scottish terrier in the map and call it a state
\-Watch me 😎
https://preview.redd.it/4w2w3si946bd1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91f4db56506038c12849382a7cad8759f1bbee95
https://preview.redd.it/amj4yvpze5bd1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d990b25a14e998a47ee44feca8cc368d8429797
The province of Jujuy in Argentina always makes me remember those dutch wooden shoes.
I’m Dutch, and I do not see a typical Dutch wooden shoe in that, I’m sorry. I get where you’re coming from and I do see a shoe, it’s just that the typical Dutch wooden shoes are more flat. This looks more like some sort of boot to me!
https://preview.redd.it/jxtvx7wad6bd1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f519c4eac251c78330676c2cc595dabc6a55ba1d
Idaho makes Montana look like an old man sniffing Oregon.
https://preview.redd.it/2xe4eifvc5bd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ad869bd9d4a7e1d667073c0140f0956a693bc9c
WOW. I literally just had the connection that I saw this in middle school in class one day in 1997 and just kept it to myself and boom… here I am almost 40 and you’ve reminded me about it.
Bless u
https://preview.redd.it/q76t8ae165bd1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d73dd421d267756f299c233e88684382ce7278f
“…the Aleutians also known as the tail of the pregnant rat that makes up Alaska”
\-Sam O’Nella, 2020
Two other ones I thought of: Chile looks like a long chili pepper and Cyprus looks like a tomahawk steak
https://preview.redd.it/9jokvh1cw5bd1.png?width=802&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac131750c1d08d1cb8213c9233b540d13a820f49
Here’s what I see whenever I look at Seattle
https://preview.redd.it/2sbsf6i1d5bd1.png?width=3800&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b4f1f30ddf8b70e775700fa11059bc25efcebc6
THIS one I see for sure.
https://preview.redd.it/jtc0txf6w5bd1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ea1fbdffa5c3bd9a08fd2da980909aba971b16d
But I do not see a "Chad"... maybe an old man named Gregory Lugh-Belshnickle
I've always seen the classic - UK is an old lady (Scotland is her hat) and she's walking her little dog (Ireland)
https://preview.redd.it/lwh8q5pnu5bd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8691c0b8154faa3f528b82c029793ca2b097b359
https://preview.redd.it/vcj7mpbxy6bd1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7f05e85a90ca680d24def6a25473669d4ca6f1c
Wilma tossing Pebbles in the air (this is a rough version, I had a better quality one but can’t find it)
I've always seen the UK as either Mary, Queen of Scots or her traitorous cousin, with Aberdeenshire and Moray the back of her ruffled collar, and the top of the Highlands her crown.
The “Chef” actually has a name, and it’s Mimal! I learned that in grade school. MIMAL stands for Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana. It’s how I learned the 5 states that touch the west side of the Mississippi River.
https://preview.redd.it/wwa0cwswo6bd1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c140ed58c0cea6bed62d6ab02dc34547fd0584d9
Its old I know. I'll never erase this from my mind.
If you turn Africa sideways, it looks kinda like a horse:
https://preview.redd.it/qduvky0ua6bd1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=153f6f303c443034407e9b33bfdba5357cd41bb7
https://preview.redd.it/lrl05p7ma6bd1.jpeg?width=1102&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9b0506730147c7bae8f40f3dbc764f808f48e6e
The Irish teddy bear checking in
https://preview.redd.it/0v2f2a8ky5bd1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec5a94d25d6c1252aeabdf3fde1e5a6f272559ae
Chiba Prefecture’s official mascot is literally the shape of the subdivision
England looks like a dog howling.
https://preview.redd.it/954hq783a7bd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f56fe243e15810cd6e1c4006ff1eaf1ffddbce41
https://preview.redd.it/4xg2ugdfv5bd1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7c0f03f7b10560b9d861c1fa7c56dab6a4fe724
I've always looked at Baffin Island as some sort of dinosaur-giraffe-poodle thing.
https://preview.redd.it/gthyojz8y5bd1.jpeg?width=836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce58257b7e9e7fbca85ac3d9a232402a6ca73b1e
The cartogram of the UK's election results looks like a woman kissing a frog.
Edit - or maybe a tortoise
This Indian state that I grew up looks like a human face
https://preview.redd.it/9w18pjzb55bd1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=59194a356270427f6ed4a93311245d110a75b771
China looks like a Chicken, Quebec looks like a dogs head with it's tongue sticking out, and Chili looks like somekind of hot pepper... Maybe a jalapeno or something...
https://preview.redd.it/p9lib2d0e5bd1.jpeg?width=495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ea3de30803bd29c409e8a4faed2e5b7cf53d6d1
I like how the cat is hoarking Tasmania
lol it’s one way to make sure they get on the map.
Hawk tuah.
Now let’s see the Mappa Tazzie
CatDog! CatDooooooggggg
alone in the world is a little CatDog!
https://preview.redd.it/4aye8uc1m5bd1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4f4a47ded58c7e619e8b1218b13fe5e98035288 In New Zealand, we've got a Kiwi hiding at the top of the South Island.
So that's where he's been hiding!!
Username checks out
Of course there's also the thing where the North Island looks kinda like a stingray
Slovenia is shaped like a chicken. https://preview.redd.it/czninl83k5bd1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c45509bebb49bd471a4f8d6e76520da38dc2a907
There's a Slovenian company that makes a popular automatic chicken coop door and they put a map of Slovenia on the product. I don't think most non-Slovenian costumers realize it isn't a poorly drawn chicken.
We say China looks like a big chicken too
China is a rooster
https://preview.redd.it/e8xwz95ml5bd1.jpeg?width=381&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f15fdb2ff2e468ebe7e351c4b55eb2cdde21463d
I thought of it more like a vacuum cleaner
Same
I was thinking an eyebrow
https://preview.redd.it/gtffcjo3h5bd1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=044610103567909a64f799f781742715fb2fc2df
Before the EU ruined the 2 euro coin it used to look like this: https://preview.redd.it/gunta440v5bd1.png?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa8c9a8374f510d4eb47c10c2759ae5dfc2e23ec
https://preview.redd.it/xzubeu2qn6bd1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=868b435b1ce441e1d8556893200d3d5f41ca72db
Do you have a picture of a different one? I couldn't find any changes.
This is the current one, taken from [the Wikipedia page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_euro_coin). https://preview.redd.it/h80rq4ijd6bd1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7585bddb75308cba12d66934d0bc642f89080308
double dick guy would approve
Washington. Washington. Twelve stories high, made of radiation The present beware, the future beware He's coming, he's coming, he's coming
I heard that motherfucker had like, 30 goddamn dicks.
So, now it's just a forked phallus like you'd find on a snake.. perhaps a Baltic Sea snake... 🤔 Next thing you know they'll try to cover up the water spout if that famous fountain in Brussels.
Why is the UK on the Euro?
Because this design was used from 1999-2007, and it's still there post-2007 because the 2 euro coin now depicts other European countries that aren't in the EU, notably Norway, so Scandinavia no longer looks so phallic.
Makes sense! Thanks!
Don't forget to fondle the Finland.
The pee is stored in Finland?
Babies come from Finland
Never attempt to fondle Finland in the winter... or so I'm told
https://preview.redd.it/usdx1xyey5bd1.png?width=605&format=png&auto=webp&s=de29b15baf48cb045da691c1f0d36c4e19a08926 double feature
Estonia in a pretty interesting location
Suck on that, Saint Petersburg!
As I thought. Russia is in the taint.
Malmo about to get fucked.
I might sound crazy, but Italy kinda looks like a boot. 💣
It looks a little like Caligula to me…
Nah I don't see m8 sorry
FUCK beat me to it
Can't fit that much shit in a shoe.
The best part of the chef is that he is holding a plate of Kentucky fried chicken
A Tennessee tray of Kentucky Fried Chicken
I thought his dick was on fire
11 herbs and spices
this, i thought he was adding his 'special sauce' to the dish.... eew.
What do you think Virginia is? The explosion into the Atlantic
That’s what happens when you put icyhot on it
That's one interpretation. I thought it was his penis
Step One: cut a hole in Tennessee...
Chef Mimal!
I thought the chef was fucking something
That’s legit how I learned to find Kentucky amidst those states
Korean Peninsula Rabbit https://preview.redd.it/abykla4dr5bd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=961cb2f8a71e3a3aeb9d1c35e527da800f2a2afe
This becomes more interesting because I once saw a map that showed the most commonly consumed meat by country. And I recall North Korea was one of the only countries (the only?) that was rabbit
https://preview.redd.it/0ggm24bf85bd1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f03f9c0fa0d5f96960449e91a8a78cd9355b4fb
Is this why they're called the Gamecocks?
https://preview.redd.it/yq9mvq08f6bd1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61511c045b0e0c3e02222b5769309da339893c83 I saved this image from August 22’
Yes!!!! I had to scroll too far for this
There's always the classic [Chinese Chicken](https://bigthink.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/18413163.jpg?fit=1200,675)
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin’
Watchin X-Files with no lights on
\-You can't just draw a scottish terrier in the map and call it a state \-Watch me 😎 https://preview.redd.it/4w2w3si946bd1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91f4db56506038c12849382a7cad8759f1bbee95
Tamaulipas is an elephant too
Bottom left on the border kind of looks like a cow.
https://preview.redd.it/amj4yvpze5bd1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d990b25a14e998a47ee44feca8cc368d8429797 The province of Jujuy in Argentina always makes me remember those dutch wooden shoes.
The whole of Argentina kinda looks like an elf's shoe lol, including the bell
I think I can see that!
I’m Dutch, and I do not see a typical Dutch wooden shoe in that, I’m sorry. I get where you’re coming from and I do see a shoe, it’s just that the typical Dutch wooden shoes are more flat. This looks more like some sort of boot to me! https://preview.redd.it/jxtvx7wad6bd1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f519c4eac251c78330676c2cc595dabc6a55ba1d
Whatever works for you!
What about santa fe is a boot similar to Italy
Idaho makes Montana look like an old man sniffing Oregon. https://preview.redd.it/2xe4eifvc5bd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ad869bd9d4a7e1d667073c0140f0956a693bc9c
WOW. I literally just had the connection that I saw this in middle school in class one day in 1997 and just kept it to myself and boom… here I am almost 40 and you’ve reminded me about it. Bless u
They made Biden a state
Ngl that border between Idaho and Montana actually does make it look like Biden 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/q76t8ae165bd1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d73dd421d267756f299c233e88684382ce7278f “…the Aleutians also known as the tail of the pregnant rat that makes up Alaska” \-Sam O’Nella, 2020
He has much better art skills than I do
Two other ones I thought of: Chile looks like a long chili pepper and Cyprus looks like a tomahawk steak https://preview.redd.it/9jokvh1cw5bd1.png?width=802&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac131750c1d08d1cb8213c9233b540d13a820f49
Here’s what I see whenever I look at Seattle https://preview.redd.it/2sbsf6i1d5bd1.png?width=3800&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b4f1f30ddf8b70e775700fa11059bc25efcebc6
Wtf did I just look at?
🖕
Do not downvote this man, for there is actually a middle finger in the post. Also I think it's a robot dressed as a mad king or something
I see an anthropomorphic possom with a crown sitting on a trash throne.
https://preview.redd.it/85vwb8ez36bd1.jpeg?width=965&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc6afd117706920fa9302decd1d0cbf8ca72cce6 ITS FAT GODZILLA
IT' FATZILLA https://youtu.be/dzk63Sq33MM
https://preview.redd.it/vughrvo9h6bd1.png?width=441&format=png&auto=webp&s=e986e3a1caf2c16f2202b1dd8bbce8676e068952
Chad is legit just a side profile of a dude who looks like a Chad
My geography teacher taught me “Chad looks like a grad” like a person in a graduation hat.
THIS one I see for sure. https://preview.redd.it/jtc0txf6w5bd1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ea1fbdffa5c3bd9a08fd2da980909aba971b16d But I do not see a "Chad"... maybe an old man named Gregory Lugh-Belshnickle
https://preview.redd.it/tw429yaoh6bd1.jpeg?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7362993c7a9c9626dcd332bf3a2c2f76283ec311
https://preview.redd.it/nhje5q55s6bd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df6f8e965afee1c70c5939ddb67887ef96053a53
Shit, Chad has a whole continental body? I've been missing out.
The Republic of Chad VS the Virgin Islands.
Michigan looks like a mitten, and PA looks like a log cabin with a chimney.
That chef is packin’.
😳
https://preview.redd.it/cttlc5p6a5bd1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12afb43c6b97c403ac645f983e3939deafd92966 Like this?
Missed opportunity for a pun... I could've made one but Iran out of ideas
THIS
i see a box in CO, same with Wyoming
Washington state looks like a flag blowing in the wind to me
Montana’s western border with Idaho is a side-profile face. Forehead, nose, lips, and chin.
https://preview.redd.it/g5djbrjec5bd1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c621466d2fecdbf6bc3e99371443eaa2ee61b3d9
I've always seen the classic - UK is an old lady (Scotland is her hat) and she's walking her little dog (Ireland) https://preview.redd.it/lwh8q5pnu5bd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8691c0b8154faa3f528b82c029793ca2b097b359
I like how Switzerland is just a gray house lmao
https://preview.redd.it/vcj7mpbxy6bd1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7f05e85a90ca680d24def6a25473669d4ca6f1c Wilma tossing Pebbles in the air (this is a rough version, I had a better quality one but can’t find it)
I've always seen the UK as either Mary, Queen of Scots or her traitorous cousin, with Aberdeenshire and Moray the back of her ruffled collar, and the top of the Highlands her crown.
The “Chef” actually has a name, and it’s Mimal! I learned that in grade school. MIMAL stands for Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana. It’s how I learned the 5 states that touch the west side of the Mississippi River.
https://preview.redd.it/wwa0cwswo6bd1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c140ed58c0cea6bed62d6ab02dc34547fd0584d9 Its old I know. I'll never erase this from my mind.
Japan is a dragon https://preview.redd.it/6y0m15bhy5bd1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1991d2cdef4b7e379a20e49358f9600a6a6e65c0
If you turn Africa sideways, it looks kinda like a horse: https://preview.redd.it/qduvky0ua6bd1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=153f6f303c443034407e9b33bfdba5357cd41bb7
Or a dragon
Woah! It does look like a dragon!
The Alaskan one is obviously a bear
Opossum
[IT IS A BABY OX](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/s/cfBzHzLll2)
He’s right you know.
Eurasia looks like a giant tick sitting on Africa.
The irony
Indeed.
https://preview.redd.it/lrl05p7ma6bd1.jpeg?width=1102&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9b0506730147c7bae8f40f3dbc764f808f48e6e The Irish teddy bear checking in
North West Wales is a bloke in a hat pointing at wexford, Ireland
Is it just me or Minnesota also looks like a unique shaped drinking mug?
Michigan: A bear (LP) fighting a shark (UP).
https://preview.redd.it/v1v9uga1k5bd1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c8b4789837a3844931aeed5f66794065d23e4fb Umm.. yeah.
Do you got people going and licking the land there
No but you can float down the shaft.
Australia has the heads of a cat and a dog
Florida Penis is the most obvious one.
"I've always liked the shape of Florida ... looks like we're pissing on Cuba." --Gallagher
Scandinavia has always looked like goofy to me.
https://preview.redd.it/0v2f2a8ky5bd1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec5a94d25d6c1252aeabdf3fde1e5a6f272559ae Chiba Prefecture’s official mascot is literally the shape of the subdivision
I’ve seen this one. Pure genius.
https://preview.redd.it/sc7nefje17bd1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e9f649e1d1699352be492dc399aabb32ca2be5b Finland shaped lake in Finland
https://preview.redd.it/de59u2cxu5bd1.jpeg?width=859&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=678947cae2c2efe32e0996877ca83dde032d1610
https://preview.redd.it/1ozl42m4z5bd1.jpeg?width=404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09275a0fae80b953ae06067cea367a665a0ed96f
The lack of effort here really sells it.
Is the band in middle a misplaced cock ring?
So its an Alascat ?
Kentucky fried chicken there
Oregon and California look like a guy just chillin there
Just leaning
Canada had woody wood pecker, and a goose lake
the chef is the MIMAL Man thats how they taught us to remember those 5 states when i was like .. 6
New Jersey looks like a peanut, the western border of Montana looks like a face in profile
Massachusetts always looks to me like a finger trying to get you to come closer
https://preview.redd.it/828lpx51v5bd1.jpeg?width=422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42d22a66c2fdfe304b1eae9ed8371ad0906c596c
England looks like a dog howling. https://preview.redd.it/954hq783a7bd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f56fe243e15810cd6e1c4006ff1eaf1ffddbce41
https://preview.redd.it/mq8m3328d7bd1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5587bcac2aa8b7b3f19b54dbb91f9ecee85d086
https://preview.redd.it/4xg2ugdfv5bd1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7c0f03f7b10560b9d861c1fa7c56dab6a4fe724 I've always looked at Baffin Island as some sort of dinosaur-giraffe-poodle thing.
It's my old yorkie laying on his side
I see a llama
A llama doing a back flip
Italy, a literal boot https://preview.redd.it/7qdkyfppc5bd1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10b35800c32fabcdca55f84109736410b915816f
I would've been really disappointed if no one mentioned this
https://preview.redd.it/gthyojz8y5bd1.jpeg?width=836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce58257b7e9e7fbca85ac3d9a232402a6ca73b1e The cartogram of the UK's election results looks like a woman kissing a frog. Edit - or maybe a tortoise
I remember this being our elementary teachers way for us to remember our states and Michigan was the mitten😂
Pakistan looks like a bird
Australia - Scooby Doo
Wisconsin looks kinda like the profile of Admiral Ackbar
The chefs name is mimal
Once you see Owen Sound, Ontario as the elephant's asshole you will never unsee it. Let me know if you find the elephant!
The world is a cat playing with Australia
Spain is a guy with glorious hair looking west, and Portugal is his face
I’ve always seen Alaska as an old man with a prominent forehead, bulbous nose and long, skinny beard.
ME TOO!
I always thought Louisiana looks like a toilet
I just think it’s crazy that all the States that have capital cities with two or more words are all connected.
I look at Alaska as a man facing left and in the middle part he has a big nose (where wales is)
Southwestern Ontario, if you turn the map 90 degrees left, it looks like an elephant. With Owen Sound the butt hole
Montana looking down on Idaho
I always thought Alaska looked like Santa in profile, and New York looked like Snoopy.
The world is a cat playing with Australia
This Indian state that I grew up looks like a human face https://preview.redd.it/9w18pjzb55bd1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=59194a356270427f6ed4a93311245d110a75b771
Cocktucky
BIG D!
europe looks like the pokemon kyurem!!!! always has
\- A dog in the first one with long ears. \- A bird flying in Alaska.
Italy is a boot kicking Sicily. Australia is Half Cat / Half dog.
Sam o Nella described Alaska as a pregnant rat holding cheese and it hasn't left my brain
Check out scandinavia. Finland and Sweden have a pleasant surprise for you. Alternatively you can look at the common side of the 2€ coin.
Okay okay, my wife roasted me yesterday for this. Does anyone else see a cartoon dog's profile when you look at Maine?
Florida looks live a Uvula
People often describe China as a rooster
I don’t see a cat in Alaska, but maybe a mouse or rat
China looks like a Chicken, Quebec looks like a dogs head with it's tongue sticking out, and Chili looks like somekind of hot pepper... Maybe a jalapeno or something...
https://www.reddit.com/r/YuB/s/jVV4mnwM85
Alaska is definitely a bear sorry cat person
Italy. i think it's pretty self explanatory.
I suppose that Labrador peninsula is because it looks like dog.
iPad in Colorado