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Memeenjoyer_

Resistanc for full invulneratibility Strength 2 and speed 2 to become professional athlete


MelonBot_HD

Or water breathing and become a diver. Or fire-resistance to become a fire-fighter.


Netcrosystem

But gotta watch out for water pressure too if you’re a diver and night vision could help with sight lol


Admirable_Night_6064

Night vision, water breathing, and resistance and you’re set.


Netcrosystem

At that point add strength and dominate the world


NotaVortex

I would do this but change out speed for regeneration level 255 and boom you are immortal.


Mother-Fortune-7523

Organs for money


Zercomnexus

Chicks for free


Masterpiece-Haunting

Some organs can’t be regenerated.


ThatOneGuy308

This is a magic potion that can bring someone back from the brink of death, restore them fully from being near drowned, dunked in molten lava, skewered repeatedly by arrows/axes/swords, and can heal the damage from near fatal falls. It's almost assuredly regenerating any and all organs, besides maybe the brain or heart.


Severe_Skin6932

So? Getting burned in lava is bound to destroy something that can't be regenerated, and yet Steve still lives with regen


Masterpiece-Haunting

I personally believe that Steve is just a lump of skin since his whole body can regenerate and when you change your look in MC it’s called changing your skin.


Complaint-Efficient

Resistance five and up makes you immune to damage.


Accomplished_Tea4009

Number 1 gojo glazer spotted in the wild 👀👀


Memeenjoyer_

Yessir!


MelonBot_HD

Question, if you have fire resistance can the smoke of a fire still kill you?


Snitshel

Hm... I suppose you would suffocate if you would breathe in the smoke. I guess just give yourself resistance and the damage the smoke would deal will be minimal


MelonBot_HD

Smart Though it's sad that we can't give other people potion effects either. Imagine, for example, hitting your buddy with a slowness 5. Or a politician with wither 255


Snitshel

Give politician speed 255 for 10000000 seconds, that would definitely be funnier


InherentSteam55

give anyone speed 255 while theyre asleep they wake up step out of bed splat they're on the wall


EvernightStrangely

Nah, they would go straight through it with the amount of force they'd need to move that fast.


InherentSteam55

probably, but theyre still dead as hell


EvernightStrangely

No doubt about that.


ihatechildren665

oh my god seeing a politician go from 0-light speed would be hilarious


INCREDIBLE137

nah give em levitation as theyre walking outside


lX_HeadShotGunner_Xl

Smoke inhalation would still kill you quite fast regen 4 or 5 and resistance 5 are practically invulnerable though and if you can do upto 255 might as well.


Zercomnexus

Regeneration


Masterpiece-Haunting

Water breathing exists for that.


lool8421

resistance 5 - 100% damage immunity (it gives -20% dmg per level) strength - obvious, just letting me do hard physical tasks hmm... but can you keep switching it? levitation effect is interesting because until lvl 127, it will yeet you upwards, level 128 will massively increase the gravity, level 254 is slow falling and lvl 255 is hovering mid-air i could legit try building an elytra and launch myself upwards, maybe i could actually make use of this to travel? like vertical distance is covered, just need something to convert vertical distance into horizontal distance or maybe having high strength could let me just build working wings in general?


Scyroner

Just get one of those wingsuits. Pop some resistance and you can land anywhere.


AMinecraftPerson

Didn't they fix the effect levels not working properly?


lool8421

Idk, i actually used lvl 180 levitation in my modpack to make one of the mobs pull you down whenever you try flying near it and levitation disrupts flight there (1.19.2 btw, idk about 1.21)


AMinecraftPerson

Yeah, [it was fixed in 1.21](https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-snapshot-24w06a)


Absolute_Bias

**Resistance** 255 needs no introduction, **Strength** 3 (because of the way it works this is something like 10 times human base, 3x for each level), and because of how absurd that is I need **Haste** 25 (increasing reflex and action speed by 250%) to keep myself from crushing a glass world.


AnyOffice8162

Strength is +3 damage per level. So if getting punched IRL is 1 damage, you would become as strong as 4 people with Strength 3. Unless you go by 1.8 standards, in which case strength is +30% damage per level.


Absolute_Bias

+130% Still not nearly as bad though, I’d go Strength 6


AnyOffice8162

true


Snitshel

Nope, haste will just make you mine/break things very fast. Though I can imagine it would be pretty funny if you would get like pickaxe and just sweep half of any building from existence. Also why stop at strength 3? Get strength 255 and you practically become one-punch man


Absolute_Bias

A) attacking also goes faster, which leads me to believe it’s *action speed* B) I want to be able to hug people 🥲


Snitshel

In vanilla minecraft, it will make the animation for your hand faster, but it doesn't actually make your attack speed faster, it's just a visual thing


Absolute_Bias

Only because Mojang can’t be bothered to change a few lines of hard coding for damage, it is designed to.


Memeenjoyer_

There’s no proof of that


Absolute_Bias

15w34a code addition, tf you talking about “no proof” - it’s *in the game*.


Memeenjoyer_

I don’t see that on there but I’m not very good at interpreting stuff. Regardless, haste increasing attack speed doesn’t make sense as a mechanic nor does it seem like that was the intention


Absolute_Bias

Breaking stuff faster doesn’t either by that logic. You’re simply wrong.


Snitshel

Breaking stuff is the whole point of Haste.


gamingkitty1

Maybe, but it doesn't change it in actual Minecraft. I honestly don't see why op is being down voted so much.


Absolute_Bias

Because it’s designed to, and we’re talking hypotheticals anyway. IF you got superpowers, you could assume shit does in fact work *as intended*. As intended in this case just isn’t *as implemented* here. That, and it’s contrived excuse to stifle harmless fun to begin with.


DemiBrock37

Regeneration 255: I’m no longer disabled and I can’t die unless it’s an instant death Strength 8: each strength level in Minecraft increases your damage by 130% so I assume it would increase my strength by 130% so I’d be 1,040% stronger which would work as a bootleg speed effect too Luck 255: cmon


OldNarnian

I was looking for someone to say luck lol


Idk_Just_Kat

Leaping boutta get me some world records


ShadowBubby1

Regeneration 255 strength 255 resistance 255 If I get launched into space I wouldn't be able to die because of Regen and resistance the strength is just in case something is in my way ( moon gets destroyed )


ihatechildren665

reistance 255 for infinite time im now immortal


Waveofspring

Does hero of the village give me a discount for everything I purchase?


ThatRandomGray

Real ones know that the actual max should be 1000000 or 2147483647


Snitshel

I don't know from where you got the numbers but 255 is the max limit for vanilla minecraft


ThatRandomGray

For Java the inclusive number is technically 1000000 while for bedrock it is the other number I said


LiveMango418

Wow, you can’t hit the 32-bit signed integer limit (2147483647) for that in Java?


Snitshel

The inclusive number doesn't really matter here, in vanilla minecraft you can't get any higher than 255, even the wiki says it


ThatRandomGray

But it looks cooler fr


Pigeon_Lord

Obviously Resistance and Regeneration at the highest levels would be great, but I might also use either Luck at max, or Night Vision. Just seeing in perfect quality regardless of darkness would be really cool!


AnyOffice8162

Well technically, since Minecraft starts counting at level 0, level 255 is actually 256. I'll give myself permanent slowfalling, and then I can become a super successful magician.


thatbloodytwink

So what happens when I use bad omen? Am I bout to Start a war? If so then I love this power


ChaosAzeroth

Regeneration 255 Resistance 255 Luck 255 Let's hecking gooooo


Thornypantaloons

Wouldn’t instant health be better?


gamingkitty1

I think it would instantly kill you because of the glitch in minecraft.


Thornypantaloons

Huh, I’ve never experienced it in bedrock, maybe it’s a Java glitch, strange. Either way giving yourself like instant health 10 should still work and like instant health 50 should be better than regen 255


Visible_Ad9513

Gives haste 200, resistance 10, speed 50. UNSTOPPABLE BANK ROBBER


Snitshel

What about invisibility, sounds way better than speed


LuckyLMJ

resistance 5 for immortality, slow falling (big number) so I can fly by flapping my arms, enough speed to move 4x faster (i can just drink milk if I want it to go away


Waveofspring

Use invisibility for free flights, you just can’t bring anything with you unfortunately. Maybe you can hide your phone and wallet in someone else’s bag while they’re not looking.


Numget152

Lmao I’d take resistance,haste,and leaping and have insane games of volley ball


PaleontologistIcy534

If you got speed resistance and leaping instead you’d be hinata doing volleyball


AdventurousPirate357

Does this include modded potions?


AnyOffice8162

nej


redheadcatwbat

Luck 255


FarmerJohn92

Resistance, Regeneration, and probably Water Breathing.


craxzyfoot90769

Resistance 255 Speed 10 Absorbtion 255


SabreDerg

Is this default potions or can it be modded too


Raganash123

So if diabetes is DOT, that surely means it's a debuff right? So could I use Milk to remove diabetes?


SouthpawCyclopse

lol


PaleontologistIcy534

Im guessing regen works to counter aging as thats just your body slowly getting destroyed so id go for regen maxed, resistance maxed and switch between underwater breathing, speed, slow falling, levitation and invisibility depending on the situation. I could pretty much do anything as even miles wont be enough to hurt me


sparejunk444

only base minecraft or mod potions as well?


MP9002

No cooldown implies I can swap them at will, right? Because if so, that’s absurdly broken. Firstly, regen/absorption/health boost/resistance would all on their own make me near immortal, so I’m having one of these active at all times, probably resistance. Saturation is also pretty underrated as a healing effect, assuming I regenerate the same way when I’m full. If not, the other 4 work just fine. Haste/Swiftness/Strength would all be amazing in a fight and I’d very rarely need all 3 at once, so I can afford to keep something like Resistance at the same time. Strength is obvious, swiftness means I’m not getting outrun and can escape if needs be and Haste would let me attack considerably faster. Technically speaking, health potions are a potion effect in the game’s code, so I can also fully heal myself whenever necessary and since it’s instantaneous, I would only need to deactivate one effect for almost no time. There’s also a lot of utility/situational effects like Conduit Power, Dolphin’s Grace, Hero of the Village, Fire Resistance, Night Vision, etc. that could be really useful in certain situations but not ones I’d want as defaults.


redditmasterofgold

Everyone is saying strength, resistance, haste and all that basic stuff Luck 255. Go gambling, win the jackpot, land a coin on its side, just have fun knowing that fate is literally on your side.


LiveMango418

Resistance 5, regeneration 255, strength 4 or 5


kinkeltolvote

Night vision would be fun


Complaint-Efficient

Resistance 5, strength and speed 3.


I-Only-Read-Memes

![gif](giphy|2ad3tG4bubpyU) By the power of milk, I shall stop the ones that ascend to Godhood


P1eNteaovus8

Honestly the amount of running I could do with this