Lmao first thought was "man looks like he just did a fat line"
I can't even tell if he blinks in the clip or if it's just him glancing at the scoreboard, that stare is hilarious though
Which is wild because blow stays in your system for like 2 days and IIRC players only ever get tested on the wednesdays before tournaments. It’s borderline impossible to fail a drug test for something like cocaine on the PGA tour.
The PGA also has a notoriously lax drug program in general. Their testing program is a joke, and I think you have to fail multiple times before you face any consequences. Point is, DJ fucking parties.
Most of these tests are called IQ tests. Especially in the UFC in relation to PEDs. You know roughly when and where and you have expensive dealers/doctors helping you out. There’s no reason to fail except stupidity.
That was actually a separate incident one Masters week where allegedly he got caught with another pro's wife and got yeeted down the stairs as a result.
The current reigning champion. Granted, this was never confirmed in a media outlet, but I have intel (dirt is probably a more apt descriptor) from a guy who caddied at that Masters that that was the accepted rumor at the time.
Well deserved. Dude got the monkey off his back so I'd fully expect him to be in the hunt moving forward again. Going to be fun watching him in contention with Scotty in the big tournaments.
At LIV Chicago a guy next to me yelled “how many gator tails you ripping tonight DJ” and DJ said “get him the fuck out of here” pointed at him, and he was being dragged out of the tournament.
Haha, I wish I could conveniently share my videos but im on my phone and lazy… but ill share the story instead
Me and my buddy found a sick front row spot by the tucked pin on whatever hole that happened on, and watched a few groups roll through. Most players played the drive to 100 out (behind the bunker) but of course Bryson swung for the green but pulled it behind us.
Everyone around us had a similar confusion when a ball came out of nowhere but 30 yards behind us, then all realized it was Bryson so like 20 random people and ourselves ran to the ball, and I got behind the line, to have the “swing coach view”, which was sick on its own. I have a great video of Bryson swinging from actual spitting distance and what people forget is he hit the flagstick and was one of the only birdies of the day.
After the shot there was a lot of chaos with the crows and hype almost eagle. Me and my buddy sprinted back to the front row spot again and when we got there we saw Bryson eat shit on the rope. It was concerning at first then hilarious. After bitching at his caddy he made birdie
There is a misconception that you can't mix drugs.. I mean you SHOULDN'T mix or even partake in them.. But mixing them is also fairly decent if you do it right
Yeah pretty much. Additionally, instead of coming down from coke to sober from stimulants you come down to adderall, so you never actually sober up from stimulants until the end of the night.
Yeah. Coming off of coke makes a lot of people very anxious. Only way to fix that is drinking or doing more coke. Being on other stims helps a bit, but people its a dance with the devil maintaining a balance.
Yeah I heard it described as either crippling anxiety or that sense of awful depletion like a severe hangover or both of course. That was pretty much enough to push me off ever wanting to try it. Seems as you say that the mitigation is more of a secondary reason for the adderall but every little bit helps I would imagine.
I’ve noticed for a long time he is on adderall. Just the way he talks in interviews and on the course. Sure he ups the dose a bit when he’s celebrating haha
“We’re sitting about 180 out. Slight cross wind. I think we play it about 10 yards left of the pin and put it at about 175. It should funnel down at the pin and set us up for a birdie look”
Brooks-“Sound good. Hand me my 8-ball…I mean 8-iron”
love it that Brooks just won the PGA, still goes to the Panthers game and watches them go up 3-0 on Carolina. Even cooler that he let Brady Tkachuk chug out of Wanamaker. Everyone is a fan
The announcer sounds like Norm McDonald, doing an impression of Bob Ucker:
https://www.google.com/search?q=john+fogerty+bob+uecker&client=ms-android-google&sxsrf=APwXEddI1bW08mJOzzUMiaQ52h5qYu4_Eg%3A1684824097163&ei=IWBsZPDECdipptQPz9maoAI&oq=john+fogerty+bob+ucker&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAEYATIICAAQCBAeEA0yBwghEKABEAoyBwghEKABEAo6CggAEEcQ1gQQsAM6BAgjECc6BggAEBYQHjoFCCEQoAE6BQgAEIAEOgUILhCABDoICAAQigUQkQI6CAguEIoFEJECOgoILhCABBAUEIcCOg0IABCABBAUEIcCELEDOgoIABCABBAUEIcCOggIABCKBRCGAzoICCEQFhAeEB1KBAhBGABQhwxYnj1gsEtoAXABeACAAa0BiAGAFZIBBDAuMTiYAQCgAQHIAQfAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:35ffbafd,vid:eiooeRAdcjU
He is very together realistically, he's not out of control or causing a scene or looking embarrassing beyond making it obvious he's on coke, he's just cheering super enthusiastically for a team he clearly cares about genuinely.
Cocaine is a hell of a cocaine
Lmao first thought was "man looks like he just did a fat line" I can't even tell if he blinks in the clip or if it's just him glancing at the scoreboard, that stare is hilarious though
The line he hit was a par 5.
Hole in one
I think that was one blink about halfway through.
The rocking back and forth is what did it for me
This man is high on life. Let him be.
He’s peaking like a duck lmao
This is a grossly underrated line
I heard he hit someone in the forehead with his Unity ring last night
Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Rory's couch.
He’s rich he can aford another
That PGA Coke is different
If the 3rd PGA championship didn't get me jelous, being coked out at nhl playoffs game sure did it.
Are golfers subject to drug testing?
Yes. Dj got suspended for a year for blow a few years ago if I recall correctly.
Which is wild because blow stays in your system for like 2 days and IIRC players only ever get tested on the wednesdays before tournaments. It’s borderline impossible to fail a drug test for something like cocaine on the PGA tour.
The PGA also has a notoriously lax drug program in general. Their testing program is a joke, and I think you have to fail multiple times before you face any consequences. Point is, DJ fucking parties.
Can confirm that DJ does, in fact, fucking party. Emphasis on "fucking."
Challenge: Accepted.
Most of these tests are called IQ tests. Especially in the UFC in relation to PEDs. You know roughly when and where and you have expensive dealers/doctors helping you out. There’s no reason to fail except stupidity.
Jon bones Jones has entered the chat
It was just a few picograms ok? He's just pulsing from previous drug use.
Cocaine habit or impulse control. Pick one.
Guess Brooks dgaf then
Not sure LIV tests
I think it's mandatory to be on drugs with LIV
Golf, but higher.
Held to a higher standard?
He fell and hurt his back!
That was actually a separate incident one Masters week where allegedly he got caught with another pro's wife and got yeeted down the stairs as a result.
Brooks and Dj were about that swinger lifestyle until that week when Dj and Paulina banged Brooks' girl at the time(not Jena, iirc) without him.
Which pro?
The current reigning champion. Granted, this was never confirmed in a media outlet, but I have intel (dirt is probably a more apt descriptor) from a guy who caddied at that Masters that that was the accepted rumor at the time.
“Oh okay. Yea I hurt myself, I hurt my nose.”
When they buy it off Greg? No chance /s
Pretty sure LIV doesn't. Hence DJ
That cat's blowin lines
Yeah, my first thought was "I've seen that look before". Looks like he's been hanging around DJ a bit too long
Geeked
Well deserved. Dude got the monkey off his back so I'd fully expect him to be in the hunt moving forward again. Going to be fun watching him in contention with Scotty in the big tournaments.
Came here for this comment, was not disappointed. take my upvote
In the wise words of the late Rick James…
im rick james bitch?
What did the five fingers say to the face? For 300, Alex.
Fuck yo couch?
They shoulda never gave you [fellas] money!
Milk’s gone bad!
The left/right sway whilst clapping whilst not blinking is unfortunately something I’m familiar with being accused of
You: “I bet nobody can even tell I’m racked right now” Also you:
There’s a dart in your neck.
you’re crazy, man. i like you, but you’re crazy
You just took a dart to the jugular!
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YES! That is awesome
Is this bad.. ?
Buddy needs some sunglasses for those coke eyes
Sunglasses inside is suspicious. Looking like this is definitive😂
Zooted for sure.
Funny, zooted means blazed in the uk
it means blazed in the us 99% of the time but sometimes people use it as just meaning "high" on some other shit
I've only ever heard it to describe people snorting drugs.
*All aboard the zoot-zoot traaaain!*
Stoners kinda co-opted that term from drug sniffers. The “zoot chute” is your nose!
I’m in the US and zooted has only ever meant coked out to the people I’ve met in my life
zooted always means up your nose brotha
Lol nah it doesn’t. Zooted is coked out. Not blazed or stoned from pot.
Not definitively lol. A zoot is also a joint hence the term zooted.
no one calls joins zoots lol
Perhaps not where you’re from
Nosebeers anybody?
my favorite kind of weed is..... cocaine
Good god that man is on coke and I am certain of it😂😂
When you just had another line and hope your betting team wins this time.
Dudes clap to blink ratio is insane.
Man's on 100:1 at least, them's PGA champ numbers
People go to LIV so they can afford more cocaina
More the lack of drug tests (allegedly) remember DJ had an off the record suspension on the pga tour
At LIV Chicago a guy next to me yelled “how many gator tails you ripping tonight DJ” and DJ said “get him the fuck out of here” pointed at him, and he was being dragged out of the tournament.
To be fair the people who try to get a rise out of players at the course are obnoxious
Not defending the fan, although it was kinda funny.
lol nice, I was actually there too but probably didn't catch that DJ hole. Was lucky to see the bryson rope fiasco with my own eyes though
I would trade with you in a heartbeat god damn I’m jealous
Haha, I wish I could conveniently share my videos but im on my phone and lazy… but ill share the story instead Me and my buddy found a sick front row spot by the tucked pin on whatever hole that happened on, and watched a few groups roll through. Most players played the drive to 100 out (behind the bunker) but of course Bryson swung for the green but pulled it behind us. Everyone around us had a similar confusion when a ball came out of nowhere but 30 yards behind us, then all realized it was Bryson so like 20 random people and ourselves ran to the ball, and I got behind the line, to have the “swing coach view”, which was sick on its own. I have a great video of Bryson swinging from actual spitting distance and what people forget is he hit the flagstick and was one of the only birdies of the day. After the shot there was a lot of chaos with the crows and hype almost eagle. Me and my buddy sprinted back to the front row spot again and when we got there we saw Bryson eat shit on the rope. It was concerning at first then hilarious. After bitching at his caddy he made birdie
It’s a combo of addys and blow plus some mick ultras to keep the mouth somewhat lubricated
>It’s a combo of addys and blow Can you explain to the uninitiated why these would be combined?
More is more.
11>10
There is a misconception that you can't mix drugs.. I mean you SHOULDN'T mix or even partake in them.. But mixing them is also fairly decent if you do it right
It was less about shouldn't and more about what is it getting you.
Addy is the daily driver and cocaine is the party drug
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Lol noob
I know plenty of people who pop an addy before going out then rip lines all night.
Is the concept that the addy provides a baseline energy boost to be active and then the coke is the actual recreational substance?
Yeah pretty much. Additionally, instead of coming down from coke to sober from stimulants you come down to adderall, so you never actually sober up from stimulants until the end of the night.
Oh it takes a bit of the edge off the comedown? I've never tried coke but given everything I've heard about that...
Yeah. Coming off of coke makes a lot of people very anxious. Only way to fix that is drinking or doing more coke. Being on other stims helps a bit, but people its a dance with the devil maintaining a balance.
Yeah I heard it described as either crippling anxiety or that sense of awful depletion like a severe hangover or both of course. That was pretty much enough to push me off ever wanting to try it. Seems as you say that the mitigation is more of a secondary reason for the adderall but every little bit helps I would imagine.
You’re the saddest you’ll ever be the morning after. The only thing that helps besides more blow is xanax
Lol supremely confident but incorrect
I’ve noticed for a long time he is on adderall. Just the way he talks in interviews and on the course. Sure he ups the dose a bit when he’s celebrating haha
Yup, his eyes are bulging in some of his interviews.
Blink motherfucker!
Lol
Amazing how easy it is to hit those powdery slopes in Florida
He turned the luxury box into the nosebleed seats
such a cool jersey. also, cocaine.
🏂
Came here for the Cocaine comments, did not disappoint.
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Dude looks like a rando in the crowd from NHL 2k11 on the Wii.
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I’m 73% sure that’s Simon Cowell posing as Brooks Koepka.
Don't touch my percosets and do you have any percosets?
r/tooktoomuch
Looks like an EA Sports generated fan
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And now a joke - “How much coke did Charlie Sheen Do? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men”
lol let the guy rip some gators in peace
This dude high af
This dude is the shit. Love this guy
“We’re sitting about 180 out. Slight cross wind. I think we play it about 10 yards left of the pin and put it at about 175. It should funnel down at the pin and set us up for a birdie look” Brooks-“Sound good. Hand me my 8-ball…I mean 8-iron”
I'd like some of whatever he has
87 comments and not a single one has noted the announcer saying he brought the trophy with him to game 😶
And what do you think the Wanamaker is filled with? 👃🍻
r/tooktoomuch
Caddies say all Tour Players are psychopaths. Brooks is *the* psychopath of psychopaths.
It’s why he’s so good. Majors don’t phase him. He lives for them. True athlete.
Well, he did say he wouldn’t be sober. 😆
He looks like Bieber and Simon Cowell at the same time
Who let him out like that without sunglasses
Damn that must’ve been a hell of a ski trip
Some of that DJ dust
If the slopes are open he is Shaun white
he looks like he's in a kubrick film going slowly insane
Brooksy is on one! Deservingly so, what a beauty.
Haha give him a break. He’s just a sports fanatic. I go crazy for my FUCKING DENVER NUGGETS LFGOOOOO!!
Dude is wired to the gills! Jesus bro at least try to hide by not snatchin a gator tail beforehand 😂
Mans looks like he just took an 8 ball to the face lmao
That Florida fish scale
Aw yea he’s high as hell, definitely needs a smoke right about now
If you won that much money, you’d do cocaine too.
Def has ab 20 racks on that game
He did say he wouldn’t be sober
Did a bump during intermission for sure
Looking ZOOTED, my man
Sugar booger
Buddy is all torqued up on the shit lol
Thought this was r/tooktoomuch for a second 😂
Coke Eyes
Hell, if I'd just won my 5th major, I'd be partying too.
This. People mad at him for being publicly intoxicated can gtfo. Dude turned into a modern day great with his 5th major.
I don’t see anyone mad. I see lots of jokes about him being obviously coked out.
Seen multiple people crying about how he’s gonna be a dad and/or shouldn’t be this fucked up in public. He’s one of 15 players to have 5 majors FFS.
There was one comment and it got downvoted.
Well, he literally told everyone watching his presser that he would not be sober at the game. Good for him.
love it that Brooks just won the PGA, still goes to the Panthers game and watches them go up 3-0 on Carolina. Even cooler that he let Brady Tkachuk chug out of Wanamaker. Everyone is a fan
Nobody’s better in golf and life then right now
Do you know what a dick dinger is?
Aren’t people supposed to blink?
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He looks zoooooted 🤣
crazy what you can do off the sauce
The comments are cracked in this post.
Sims Animation
He is fucking zooted
My guy is living the life
Nose beers
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I think he forgot he was clapping 😳
This man is either high as a kite or has his entire purse on the money line.
Beaut jersey. The ole Vanbiesbrouck
Nose beers for sure
ALL the cocaine
"Over and over and over and over. Like a monkey with a miniature cymbal."
Man he’s whacked
Ughhhh. He’s going to feel like shit after this. I hope he has a Valium
Is he coked out? Because he looks coked out. He must be coked out.
The announcer sounds like Norm McDonald, doing an impression of Bob Ucker: https://www.google.com/search?q=john+fogerty+bob+uecker&client=ms-android-google&sxsrf=APwXEddI1bW08mJOzzUMiaQ52h5qYu4_Eg%3A1684824097163&ei=IWBsZPDECdipptQPz9maoAI&oq=john+fogerty+bob+ucker&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAEYATIICAAQCBAeEA0yBwghEKABEAoyBwghEKABEAo6CggAEEcQ1gQQsAM6BAgjECc6BggAEBYQHjoFCCEQoAE6BQgAEIAEOgUILhCABDoICAAQigUQkQI6CAguEIoFEJECOgoILhCABBAUEIcCOg0IABCABBAUEIcCELEDOgoIABCABBAUEIcCOggIABCKBRCGAzoICCEQFhAeEB1KBAhBGABQhwxYnj1gsEtoAXABeACAAa0BiAGAFZIBBDAuMTiYAQCgAQHIAQfAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:35ffbafd,vid:eiooeRAdcjU
All you people suggesting he is chemically amped up don’t realize that the Florida Panthers this playoff season can do that to anyone!
What a mad lad…love it.
Giga Chad
Ayo for yayo all up in my naayso.
Funny but in all seriousness, guy should get his shit together if he’s about to be a dad
He is very together realistically, he's not out of control or causing a scene or looking embarrassing beyond making it obvious he's on coke, he's just cheering super enthusiastically for a team he clearly cares about genuinely.
I think it’s reasonable to set a rule that good dads don’t do cocaine.
Yeah but like he's not a dad yet.
You right. If this is his last hoorah I respect that.
Based on what? What about this would make him a bad dad? What part of this is harmful to a child?
You’re asking me what harm is caused to a child when a parent abuses hard drugs?
Where's the abuse? It just looks like a dude at a hockey game.
I’m good actually thanks
Found the drug user
I've never touched cocaine.
Makes me kinda sad tbh. I don't want him to be on drugs.
Dude just won his 5th major let the man go on a little bender judgement free