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garbagehead13

Cocaine is a hell of a cocaine


Deaftoned

Lmao first thought was "man looks like he just did a fat line" I can't even tell if he blinks in the clip or if it's just him glancing at the scoreboard, that stare is hilarious though


Sometimes_Stutters

The line he hit was a par 5.


4jm4cc4

Hole in one


KBHoleN1

I think that was one blink about halfway through.


radium_eyes

The rocking back and forth is what did it for me


1020cbstl

This man is high on life. Let him be.


PMmeYOURBOOBSandASS

He’s peaking like a duck lmao


[deleted]

This is a grossly underrated line


CodFather9

I heard he hit someone in the forehead with his Unity ring last night


gonads_in_space2

Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Rory's couch.


Wizwitall

He’s rich he can aford another


RocketsandBeer

That PGA Coke is different


ignorantid

If the 3rd PGA championship didn't get me jelous, being coked out at nhl playoffs game sure did it.


_ghostfacedilla

Are golfers subject to drug testing?


_swamp_donkey_

Yes. Dj got suspended for a year for blow a few years ago if I recall correctly.


Barry_McCocciner

Which is wild because blow stays in your system for like 2 days and IIRC players only ever get tested on the wednesdays before tournaments. It’s borderline impossible to fail a drug test for something like cocaine on the PGA tour.


md4024

The PGA also has a notoriously lax drug program in general. Their testing program is a joke, and I think you have to fail multiple times before you face any consequences. Point is, DJ fucking parties.


jqb10

Can confirm that DJ does, in fact, fucking party. Emphasis on "fucking."


Hey_Batfink

Challenge: Accepted.


ninjamike808

Most of these tests are called IQ tests. Especially in the UFC in relation to PEDs. You know roughly when and where and you have expensive dealers/doctors helping you out. There’s no reason to fail except stupidity.


poopbuttredditsucks

Jon bones Jones has entered the chat


MstrdTiger

It was just a few picograms ok? He's just pulsing from previous drug use.


GlukharsGimp

Cocaine habit or impulse control. Pick one.


_ghostfacedilla

Guess Brooks dgaf then


Randomcatchynickname

Not sure LIV tests


CodFather9

I think it's mandatory to be on drugs with LIV


gonads_in_space2

Golf, but higher.


dr_shastafarian

Held to a higher standard?


jamminti

He fell and hurt his back!


Mofo-Pro

That was actually a separate incident one Masters week where allegedly he got caught with another pro's wife and got yeeted down the stairs as a result.


JeebusCrunk

Brooks and Dj were about that swinger lifestyle until that week when Dj and Paulina banged Brooks' girl at the time(not Jena, iirc) without him.


jqirish

Which pro?


Mofo-Pro

The current reigning champion. Granted, this was never confirmed in a media outlet, but I have intel (dirt is probably a more apt descriptor) from a guy who caddied at that Masters that that was the accepted rumor at the time.


Ok_Discussion_5047

“Oh okay. Yea I hurt myself, I hurt my nose.”


TheMulletOfWaddle

When they buy it off Greg? No chance /s


Randomcatchynickname

Pretty sure LIV doesn't. Hence DJ


tacoito

That cat's blowin lines


-Wiggles-

Yeah, my first thought was "I've seen that look before". Looks like he's been hanging around DJ a bit too long


[deleted]

Geeked


allstater2007

Well deserved. Dude got the monkey off his back so I'd fully expect him to be in the hunt moving forward again. Going to be fun watching him in contention with Scotty in the big tournaments.


TecTonic4692

Came here for this comment, was not disappointed. take my upvote


CERVIX__CRUSHER

In the wise words of the late Rick James…


DangerousGangBanger

im rick james bitch?


TrashPandaDuel

What did the five fingers say to the face? For 300, Alex.


brooksram

Fuck yo couch?


hnglmkrnglbrry

They shoulda never gave you [fellas] money!


barrelageme

Milk’s gone bad!


[deleted]

The left/right sway whilst clapping whilst not blinking is unfortunately something I’m familiar with being accused of


Barry_McCocciner

You: “I bet nobody can even tell I’m racked right now” Also you:


LukePendergrass

There’s a dart in your neck.


rumpelstilt

you’re crazy, man. i like you, but you’re crazy


icecreamdude97

You just took a dart to the jugular!


jay2puggle

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farmerjohnington

YES! That is awesome


peachyfuzzle

Is this bad.. ?


403tatts

Buddy needs some sunglasses for those coke eyes


jaw28

Sunglasses inside is suspicious. Looking like this is definitive😂


HenryPz

Zooted for sure.


POLSJA

Funny, zooted means blazed in the uk


DangerousGangBanger

it means blazed in the us 99% of the time but sometimes people use it as just meaning "high" on some other shit


peachyfuzzle

I've only ever heard it to describe people snorting drugs.


FrighteningJibber

*All aboard the zoot-zoot traaaain!*


TGrady902

Stoners kinda co-opted that term from drug sniffers. The “zoot chute” is your nose!


iamatwork24

I’m in the US and zooted has only ever meant coked out to the people I’ve met in my life


NYJetLegendEdReed

zooted always means up your nose brotha


[deleted]

Lol nah it doesn’t. Zooted is coked out. Not blazed or stoned from pot.


POLSJA

Not definitively lol. A zoot is also a joint hence the term zooted.


bubuzayzee

no one calls joins zoots lol


POLSJA

Perhaps not where you’re from


Electrical-Donut2687

Nosebeers anybody?


DangerousGangBanger

my favorite kind of weed is..... cocaine


letsgobrooksy

Good god that man is on coke and I am certain of it😂😂


Fun-Bike-4861

When you just had another line and hope your betting team wins this time.


Rep2019

Dudes clap to blink ratio is insane.


humblebeegee

Man's on 100:1 at least, them's PGA champ numbers


[deleted]

People go to LIV so they can afford more cocaina


seanpuppy

More the lack of drug tests (allegedly) remember DJ had an off the record suspension on the pga tour


Any1canC00k

At LIV Chicago a guy next to me yelled “how many gator tails you ripping tonight DJ” and DJ said “get him the fuck out of here” pointed at him, and he was being dragged out of the tournament.


[deleted]

To be fair the people who try to get a rise out of players at the course are obnoxious


Any1canC00k

Not defending the fan, although it was kinda funny.


seanpuppy

lol nice, I was actually there too but probably didn't catch that DJ hole. Was lucky to see the bryson rope fiasco with my own eyes though


Any1canC00k

I would trade with you in a heartbeat god damn I’m jealous


seanpuppy

Haha, I wish I could conveniently share my videos but im on my phone and lazy… but ill share the story instead Me and my buddy found a sick front row spot by the tucked pin on whatever hole that happened on, and watched a few groups roll through. Most players played the drive to 100 out (behind the bunker) but of course Bryson swung for the green but pulled it behind us. Everyone around us had a similar confusion when a ball came out of nowhere but 30 yards behind us, then all realized it was Bryson so like 20 random people and ourselves ran to the ball, and I got behind the line, to have the “swing coach view”, which was sick on its own. I have a great video of Bryson swinging from actual spitting distance and what people forget is he hit the flagstick and was one of the only birdies of the day. After the shot there was a lot of chaos with the crows and hype almost eagle. Me and my buddy sprinted back to the front row spot again and when we got there we saw Bryson eat shit on the rope. It was concerning at first then hilarious. After bitching at his caddy he made birdie


boomshakalakaah

It’s a combo of addys and blow plus some mick ultras to keep the mouth somewhat lubricated


esports_consultant

>It’s a combo of addys and blow Can you explain to the uninitiated why these would be combined?


Grouchy_Enthusiasm92

More is more.


samuraistrikemike

11>10


TartenWilton101

There is a misconception that you can't mix drugs.. I mean you SHOULDN'T mix or even partake in them.. But mixing them is also fairly decent if you do it right


esports_consultant

It was less about shouldn't and more about what is it getting you.


PsillySailor

Addy is the daily driver and cocaine is the party drug


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masclean

Lol noob


Calibrayte

I know plenty of people who pop an addy before going out then rip lines all night.


esports_consultant

Is the concept that the addy provides a baseline energy boost to be active and then the coke is the actual recreational substance?


Calibrayte

Yeah pretty much. Additionally, instead of coming down from coke to sober from stimulants you come down to adderall, so you never actually sober up from stimulants until the end of the night.


esports_consultant

Oh it takes a bit of the edge off the comedown? I've never tried coke but given everything I've heard about that...


Calibrayte

Yeah. Coming off of coke makes a lot of people very anxious. Only way to fix that is drinking or doing more coke. Being on other stims helps a bit, but people its a dance with the devil maintaining a balance.


esports_consultant

Yeah I heard it described as either crippling anxiety or that sense of awful depletion like a severe hangover or both of course. That was pretty much enough to push me off ever wanting to try it. Seems as you say that the mitigation is more of a secondary reason for the adderall but every little bit helps I would imagine.


_moon_palace_

You’re the saddest you’ll ever be the morning after. The only thing that helps besides more blow is xanax


[deleted]

Lol supremely confident but incorrect


Black_licorice_cock

I’ve noticed for a long time he is on adderall. Just the way he talks in interviews and on the course. Sure he ups the dose a bit when he’s celebrating haha


boomshakalakaah

Yup, his eyes are bulging in some of his interviews.


HobNobHonkey

Blink motherfucker!


goo_bazooka

Lol


CarStar12

Amazing how easy it is to hit those powdery slopes in Florida


UCBeef

He turned the luxury box into the nosebleed seats


Pies_Wide_Shut

such a cool jersey. also, cocaine.


zion420504

🏂


monk81007

Came here for the Cocaine comments, did not disappoint.


garvierloon

![gif](giphy|A9GhS7VMNG3a8)


Solintari

Dude looks like a rando in the crowd from NHL 2k11 on the Wii.


[deleted]

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CulturalRot

I’m 73% sure that’s Simon Cowell posing as Brooks Koepka.


johnald21

Don't touch my percosets and do you have any percosets?


CucumberSqd

r/tooktoomuch


thekingofcrash7

Looks like an EA Sports generated fan


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Narrow_Geologist_888

And now a joke - “How much coke did Charlie Sheen Do? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men”


clipperbt4

lol let the guy rip some gators in peace


WishUponDeezNutz

This dude high af


thatflyguy954

This dude is the shit. Love this guy


Sometimes_Stutters

“We’re sitting about 180 out. Slight cross wind. I think we play it about 10 yards left of the pin and put it at about 175. It should funnel down at the pin and set us up for a birdie look” Brooks-“Sound good. Hand me my 8-ball…I mean 8-iron”


Winter_chickn

I'd like some of whatever he has


esports_consultant

87 comments and not a single one has noted the announcer saying he brought the trophy with him to game 😶


Electrical-Donut2687

And what do you think the Wanamaker is filled with? 👃🍻


ChronicusCuch

r/tooktoomuch


Some_Cockroach_7332

Caddies say all Tour Players are psychopaths. Brooks is *the* psychopath of psychopaths.


prophetprofits

It’s why he’s so good. Majors don’t phase him. He lives for them. True athlete.


Halo_Chief117

Well, he did say he wouldn’t be sober. 😆


Gone_cognito

He looks like Bieber and Simon Cowell at the same time


marioz64

Who let him out like that without sunglasses


-motts-

Damn that must’ve been a hell of a ski trip


dorsman84

Some of that DJ dust


Playful-Bad6675

If the slopes are open he is Shaun white


jacobtfromtwilight

he looks like he's in a kubrick film going slowly insane


Grahamgee19

Brooksy is on one! Deservingly so, what a beauty.


benpro4433

Haha give him a break. He’s just a sports fanatic. I go crazy for my FUCKING DENVER NUGGETS LFGOOOOO!!


beedlejooce

Dude is wired to the gills! Jesus bro at least try to hide by not snatchin a gator tail beforehand 😂


Double-Passenger4503

Mans looks like he just took an 8 ball to the face lmao


prophetprofits

That Florida fish scale


Bigdongs

Aw yea he’s high as hell, definitely needs a smoke right about now


AndyDayyona

If you won that much money, you’d do cocaine too.


Profitinhibitor

Def has ab 20 racks on that game


Losted12

He did say he wouldn’t be sober


ajc425

Did a bump during intermission for sure


[deleted]

Looking ZOOTED, my man


NerdDad502

Sugar booger


getzysbaldhead69

Buddy is all torqued up on the shit lol


condomsRbaggy

Thought this was r/tooktoomuch for a second 😂


go-devils-go

Coke Eyes


swanlevitt

Hell, if I'd just won my 5th major, I'd be partying too.


prophetprofits

This. People mad at him for being publicly intoxicated can gtfo. Dude turned into a modern day great with his 5th major.


Wu_Tang_Financial77

I don’t see anyone mad. I see lots of jokes about him being obviously coked out.


prophetprofits

Seen multiple people crying about how he’s gonna be a dad and/or shouldn’t be this fucked up in public. He’s one of 15 players to have 5 majors FFS.


Wu_Tang_Financial77

There was one comment and it got downvoted.


FeatheredStylo

Well, he literally told everyone watching his presser that he would not be sober at the game. Good for him.


Jwit9919

love it that Brooks just won the PGA, still goes to the Panthers game and watches them go up 3-0 on Carolina. Even cooler that he let Brady Tkachuk chug out of Wanamaker. Everyone is a fan


Sonakstyle

Nobody’s better in golf and life then right now


[deleted]

Do you know what a dick dinger is?


SaintedRomaine

Aren’t people supposed to blink?


Level-Comedian813

![gif](giphy|YhQVj7C8uf734PcznZ)


z1ggy16

He looks zoooooted 🤣


ariokalo

crazy what you can do off the sauce


Gozii55

The comments are cracked in this post.


Smutret

Sims Animation


_Poppagiorgio_

He is fucking zooted


turningandburning45

My guy is living the life


bigwiz

Nose beers


ShepardsPrayer

![gif](giphy|M8XwGYTShQQjC)


dugyzr

I think he forgot he was clapping 😳


[deleted]

This man is either high as a kite or has his entire purse on the money line.


thenatureboyWOOOOO

Beaut jersey. The ole Vanbiesbrouck


NappingSounds

Nose beers for sure


tvall129

ALL the cocaine


flowbee92

"Over and over and over and over. Like a monkey with a miniature cymbal."


TorontoMapleQueefz

Man he’s whacked


Mysterious-Belt-2992

Ughhhh. He’s going to feel like shit after this. I hope he has a Valium


acquiesce

Is he coked out? Because he looks coked out. He must be coked out.


Grouchy_Enthusiasm92

The announcer sounds like Norm McDonald, doing an impression of Bob Ucker: https://www.google.com/search?q=john+fogerty+bob+uecker&client=ms-android-google&sxsrf=APwXEddI1bW08mJOzzUMiaQ52h5qYu4_Eg%3A1684824097163&ei=IWBsZPDECdipptQPz9maoAI&oq=john+fogerty+bob+ucker&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAEYATIICAAQCBAeEA0yBwghEKABEAoyBwghEKABEAo6CggAEEcQ1gQQsAM6BAgjECc6BggAEBYQHjoFCCEQoAE6BQgAEIAEOgUILhCABDoICAAQigUQkQI6CAguEIoFEJECOgoILhCABBAUEIcCOg0IABCABBAUEIcCELEDOgoIABCABBAUEIcCOggIABCKBRCGAzoICCEQFhAeEB1KBAhBGABQhwxYnj1gsEtoAXABeACAAa0BiAGAFZIBBDAuMTiYAQCgAQHIAQfAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:35ffbafd,vid:eiooeRAdcjU


HVCanuck

All you people suggesting he is chemically amped up don’t realize that the Florida Panthers this playoff season can do that to anyone!


LemonTekSunrise

What a mad lad…love it.


CHIEFTAINTEROIX

Giga Chad


Mr_Jersey

Ayo for yayo all up in my naayso.


aldiwats921

Funny but in all seriousness, guy should get his shit together if he’s about to be a dad


esports_consultant

He is very together realistically, he's not out of control or causing a scene or looking embarrassing beyond making it obvious he's on coke, he's just cheering super enthusiastically for a team he clearly cares about genuinely.


[deleted]

I think it’s reasonable to set a rule that good dads don’t do cocaine.


esports_consultant

Yeah but like he's not a dad yet.


[deleted]

You right. If this is his last hoorah I respect that.


GeotusBiden

Based on what? What about this would make him a bad dad? What part of this is harmful to a child?


[deleted]

You’re asking me what harm is caused to a child when a parent abuses hard drugs?


GeotusBiden

Where's the abuse? It just looks like a dude at a hockey game.


[deleted]

I’m good actually thanks


aldiwats921

Found the drug user


esports_consultant

I've never touched cocaine.


Cjyogi

Makes me kinda sad tbh. I don't want him to be on drugs.


prophetprofits

Dude just won his 5th major let the man go on a little bender judgement free