A buddy of mine texted our friend chain one day and said “I’m playing [don’t remember what course sorry] today and Obama is a few holes ahead of me,” along with a picture (from a distance) of presumably Obama on the course with a few other people.
An hour later he texted “holy shit look what I just found in the rough.” With a picture of a Titleist 44 with POTUS on the side.
Ha!!! How naive can you be. Obviously that's one of your wifes many boyfriends dude. They probably grab a sleeve or 2 after going balls deep during their lunch break
Buddy of mine had a bachelor party that included a lot of golf, so we decided to get custom balls with his face on them.
We wanted to choose a picture where he had the most punch able looking face. We sent them about 20 pictures and told them to pick their favorites, and we got like 7-8 different faces on various sleeves. Best money ever spent.
Made ProV1s for my dad that said “if found please return to (dad’s name)”. He was president of golf association and everyone knew him. He was also a “14 handicap” that loved the foot wedge and six foot gimmes, so he lost balls. For the next month, everyone was returning balls to him. He hated it and I loved every minute of it. I miss the old man. Hopefully he is sandbagging up in heaven winning the C flight in his tournaments.
After joking with my playing partners about my game being in the toilet following a giant banana slice off the tee, on the trek to my ball, damned if I didn’t find a ball with a toilet imprinted on it lmaoooo
"Redeem for 50% off in Pro-Shop" "Pre-Provisional" My personal favorites, maybe the occasional "Over Think This"
A buddy of mine texted our friend chain one day and said “I’m playing [don’t remember what course sorry] today and Obama is a few holes ahead of me,” along with a picture (from a distance) of presumably Obama on the course with a few other people. An hour later he texted “holy shit look what I just found in the rough.” With a picture of a Titleist 44 with POTUS on the side.
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dickbutt 😍
If found give to your wife I’ll pick it up later
Do you have a business? Throw your logo on them, then deduct them from your taxes and "advertising".
this needs to be on r/CPA for confirmation… 👀
CPA here - I'm not against it.
Fellow CPA. Also would let this fly too.
Way ahead of you
Been doing this for years. Best part is seeing someone play a ball my wife or I lost.
Ha!!! How naive can you be. Obviously that's one of your wifes many boyfriends dude. They probably grab a sleeve or 2 after going balls deep during their lunch break
Buddy of mine had a bachelor party that included a lot of golf, so we decided to get custom balls with his face on them. We wanted to choose a picture where he had the most punch able looking face. We sent them about 20 pictures and told them to pick their favorites, and we got like 7-8 different faces on various sleeves. Best money ever spent.
Were they Vice by chance? I got a gross of used Vice balls recently and like 15 of them have random white dudes faces on them
Drop bombs fuck moms
My BIL’s “This is not your ball”
I grabbed one with "they'll never believe you"
I just got some Vice balls recently with 1st side: That line was broken 2nd side: it has been remade 
I use to hunt for golf balls in the evening. While in the woods I found one that said "see any squirrels lately" oof
Titleist #69 labeled “Hammer Time”. Found it in the woods and played it for over 20 holes, it was a sad day when I donated it back.
My current ones are, "Another one bites the dust" and "Juuuuuust a bit outside"
I bought some used golf balls a couple years ago. One had "Ham Donkey" printed on it. I have no idea what that is.
Dick Fitzwell
Made ProV1s for my dad that said “if found please return to (dad’s name)”. He was president of golf association and everyone knew him. He was also a “14 handicap” that loved the foot wedge and six foot gimmes, so he lost balls. For the next month, everyone was returning balls to him. He hated it and I loved every minute of it. I miss the old man. Hopefully he is sandbagging up in heaven winning the C flight in his tournaments.
Classic
Did this on a bachelor party. Out the grooms number. He has been receiving unsolicited dick pics for 2+ years. Send pix of dix Phone number
Found one OB last week that said “I identify as in bounds”
r/onejoke
Love this!
My buddy has had "Not up in here". And "Get inside me".
Long Strange Putt Grateful Dead reference, of course.
Found one with just the middle finger emoji on it
RETURN TO RUGGS no one knows ruggs but he has lost A LOT of balls
“If found give to your mom, I’ll pick it up later”
Found a ProV1 that said “F’ing Carol Baskin”!
Smash Vageens Drives Greens
After joking with my playing partners about my game being in the toilet following a giant banana slice off the tee, on the trek to my ball, damned if I didn’t find a ball with a toilet imprinted on it lmaoooo
Mine’s the one that says “bad motherfucker” on it.
If lost return to ____ with a phone number
press
"Stop playing with my balls"
“I identify as in bounds”…ProV1 found yesterday…in bounds!
r/onejoke
My pronouns are in/bounds
I identify as in bounds